Git er done (Larry the Cable Guy)
Is it Rotisserie? (Ron White)
Danger, Danger (Robbie the Robot)
I don't smoke and I don't chew and I don't kiss the girls who do. (Unknown)
If you don't find a pair of shoes that fits, it's just best to leave the store. (Shitzu)
Famous last words: I wonder what this button does.
Famous last words: Hey Bubba, watch this.
I like to watch. (Peter Sellers)
Don't tread on me. (The American Flag)
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. (Unknown)