Gas saving tips: Put it in a sealed container and keep it away from flames
Which is worse, to be pissed off or to be pissed on.
If you're ever in Cherryville NC, go to the Shake Shop and get a cheeseburger with slaw and tomato, or just say Cherryville Style.
I tell you everyting, he looooook like a man.
It's better to have loved and lost.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Hey y'all, wanna see me pee into the Grand Canyooooooooooooooooon.
Book him Dano (Jack Lord)
Time don't mean nothing to a hog. (Jerry Clower)
A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day at work (Any golfer)