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maryanneusa

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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2013 6:31:25 AM

I know there is another thread called "great quotes", but I just couldn't post stupid quotes in that thread and dirty those gems. So here is a thread for stupid quotes or quotes that as time has proven, are obvious lies by our President, Barack Obama.

My family, frankly, they weren't folks who went to church every week. My mother was one of the most spiritual people I knew but she didn't raise me in the church, so I came to my Christian faith later in life and it was because the precepts of Jesus Christ spoke to me in terms of the kind of life that I would want to lead. - Barack Obama
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 1:56:41 AM

this quote by Michelle Obama is/was both stupid and a lie.

2 1/2 years ago I was shopping at Target undercover and a short woman asked me to get some laundry soap off a top shelf for her, it-felt-so-good to help her.

this was on the David Letterman show back in March 2012

[Edited by: jdhelm at 12/19/2014 1:58:22 AM EST]
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Edger
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Message Posted: Dec 16, 2014 3:54:54 PM

We can't drill our way to cheaper gas prices.

Barack H. Obama
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 2:32:44 PM

“First of all, give an honor to God and our lord and savior Barack Obama!”
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-Jamie Foxx on President Obama
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 7:53:15 AM

"Must be tough being a cop... in constant nagging fear of your life from BB gun toting large unarmed 12 year old black boys, large unarmed black men selling loose cigarettes, and large unarmed black men walking in the street. Good thing they have those guns to make them feel safe. Shoot now, and make up excuses for it later. Booga booga" = this from one of the "" alegedly with a PhD - Teachers of the year"".

[Edited by: jdhelm at 12/14/2014 7:53:50 AM EST]
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jeskibuff
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 9:26:59 AM

Troller_Diesel said: >“This is something I’ve struggled with throughout my presidency. The problem is that I’m the president of the United States, I’m not the emperor of the United States" - President Obama<

Here's the video of him making the statement, along with some other of his hypocritical/stupid statements.

Now that Obozo has said essentially what GWB said, how does RNorm reconcile it?

Must be tough being a liberal and having to come up with excuses for such a colossal failure of a president!
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SE3.5
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 8:35:20 AM

"Invite a terrorist to lunch. He will spill his guts. That is human nature."

--Senator (fill in a name)
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 7:56:50 AM

"When the gunman realizes that nobody else is armed, he will lay down his weapons and turn himself in…. that’s just human nature.” - Diane Feinstein
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 7:56:39 AM

"I have more hazmat training and expertise than any doctor" - e
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 7:54:05 AM

from the LIARS Club President:--

"Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 9:44:45 PM - btc1
But a certain fellow from MN and another from Iowa, I would not put it past. So, that, as far as I am concerned is where this investigation needs to go. I have a phone number to go on, so we will see."

and another on this same topic:-

"someone is stalking me and it's creepy" - e

[Edited by: jdhelm at 12/11/2014 7:57:34 AM EST]
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 7:18:27 AM

"I was dying!" - emc
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 1:13:23 AM

"My neighbor in the business center asked me " - earlyou call THAT a business center? hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha a dollar tent sale in front of a , smh, rotfl.
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Troller_Diesel
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 8:37:29 PM

“This is something I’ve struggled with throughout my presidency. The problem is that I’m the president of the United States, I’m not the emperor of the United States" - President Obama

“What you’re not paying attention to is the fact that I just took an action to change the law, so that’s point No. 1, Point No. 2, the way the change in the law works is that we’re reprioritizing how we enforce our immigration laws generally.” - President Obama
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 11:02:24 PM

“Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.”

This was the timely and sage advice from the University of Colorado given to female students to help them avoid being raped.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 12:03:05 PM

"All I'm saying is that if you begin with a lie (which was shown below), then the rest of your story is hard to believe. " - ptp reggie-
what reggie seems to forget, are all the lies told by brown's partner in crime and all of the other "alleged eye witnesses" - but then reggie is a racial pot stirer, like brown's mother who claimed big mike was an innocent child. ummmm ok
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 11:58:52 AM

"I know one thing...those pictures of the officer's "serious" injuries, taken shortly after the altercation, showed injuries to his face that were so bad, I could BARELY see the injuries. *sarcasm on* Yep, Brown really gave him a beatdown. *sarcasm off*" - ptp reggie -what people like ptp reggie fail to understand is that assault on an officer is a felony - period



[Edited by: jdhelm at 11/25/2014 11:59:54 AM EST]
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 11:49:25 AM

"I am close to 1300 followers on twitter. Do you know how much work that is to follow all of them back when you are getting 50 or more a day??!! What is it like for those that have hundreds of thousands? Twitter is work." - earl
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 11:48:45 AM

"Angry dad doesn’t think daughter should have to learn about Islam because he was a Marine. A Maryland family apparently plans to sue their daughter’s high school over an assignment that included lessons on the Muslim religion.

That is it. Keep her stupid. Just because you are a Marine does not mean you passed an IQ test, does it? No offense should be taken by any other Marine. Not an indictment of your status." = earl-

i guess earl really doesn't like cops or military, just military who don't believe as he does.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 7:44:02 AM

"I have absolutely no faith in the officer, and very little faith in cops (in general) and the legal system." = mtm
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 7:42:56 AM

"That should be enough. Besides, I don't have the time or the motivation to re-hash my complaints over the the last 3 1/2 months." - mtm-time? you've never posted any gas prices, ever on here, you've only posted to forums - not what this site is intended for, your stats are: Posts:22,349, Points:325,525 , Joined:Jul 2008

as far as your motivation, you have never had any, SMH
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 8:03:20 AM

"you're a lowlife" = 1 of the cops can do no right choir
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Troller_Diesel
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 11:06:28 AM

daylily2009: ""mericans stupid""

He's right. At least the morons that voted for Obamacare and the ignorant idiots that elected them are...
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daylily2009
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 10:44:10 AM

obama care writer!!
"mericans stupid"
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 8:39:47 AM

"It is very interesting to me that "a friend of mine" really is making an announcement at the State Capital tomorrow." - e
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 8:36:59 AM

"There will either be a "see we were right, it works" or a "see, we were right, its a failure". Trust me, that day will come..." ptprcn
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 5:25:12 PM

"I just want to take a moment to say thank you to everyone backing me up in the attacks against me throughout these threads, recently. It is with great appreciation that, I have many friends here who know the truth and I must say thank you very much." - from the Liar Club President earl

ya want some cheese to go with yer whine?
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 9:18:48 AM

"I'm here to post gas prices and help others find better pump prices-that's why i have: Total Points: 1,300,295 and a GasBuddy Age: 9 Years 250 Days, and
Forum Posts: 53443. if I'd have posted pump prices every day that I've been on here, my points total would not be 1,300,295, but instead it would be at least=3,535,000 points for gas and at least 795,375 for reading the news items and commenting for a total of : 4,330,395 and then ad 20 points for every Forum Post, I would have nearly 2,600,000 points - BUT I don't come here to post gas prices, I come here to argue and lie and call people names and bully them and make fun of them, then I claim they're doing it to me. So far, it's been working. AND I've started 1,177 topic threads, I'm so good."
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Troller_Diesel
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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 10:36:58 AM

"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal." ~ Richard M. Nixon - from a plaque prominently displayed in Obama's Oval Office...
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 10:19:35 AM

“There’s white racist DNA running through the synapses of his or her brain tissue. They will kill their own kind, defend the enemies of their kind or anyone who is perceived to be the enemy of the milky white way of life.” — Jeremiah Wright
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 8:50:00 AM

Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney… this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years.

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WES03
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 8:23:30 AM

"We need to pass the bill to find out what's in it."

N. Pelosi referring to Obamacare.
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MahopacJack
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 8:19:06 PM

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"I know it wasn't rape-rape. It was something else but I don't believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and and [sic] when they let him out he was like "You know what this guy's going to give me a hundred years in jail I'm not staying, so that's why he left." - Whoopi Goldberg on convicted rapist Roman Polanski
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MahopacJack
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 8:17:20 PM

~
"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed" - President Barack Obama on a tornado that killed twelve people.
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jayrad1957
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 6:56:42 PM

More stupid con quotes.
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ministorage
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 6:51:21 PM

There is a motherload of stupid quotes in the "New TRAYVON MARTIN - Here We Go Again!" thread
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MiddletownMarty
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 6:39:01 PM

Top 50 Dumbest Conservative Quotes
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 5:26:13 PM

"Civil rights laws were not passed to protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them." - Mary Frances Berry, former Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights
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MahopacJack
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 4:55:05 PM

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I forgot to ad in my previous post there is video at the end of the 25 Stupid Quotes. Subject? Not so "Great Moments in Democrat History."
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MahopacJack
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 4:44:33 PM

>>There are an infinite number of stupid lib quotes. there ARE WEB SITES DEDICATED TO STUPID LIB QUOTES. don't push your luck. <<
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For starters, here's 25 of them.
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 3:14:14 PM

There are an infinite number of stupid lib quotes. there ARE WEB SITES DEDICATED TO STUPID LIB QUOTES. don't push your luck.
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ministorage
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 7:43:52 AM

"There are an infinite number of stupid con quotes. there ARE WEB SITES DEDICATED TO STUPID CON QUOTES. don't push your luck."

- worryfree

[Edited by: ministorage at 11/15/2014 7:47:46 AM EST]
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worryfree
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 11:18:31 PM

There are an infinite number of stupid con quotes. there ARE WEB SITES DEDICATED TO STUPID CON QUOTES. don't push your luck.
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 10:45:27 PM

America has been killing people on this continent since it was started. This country is not worth dying for…

Cindy Sheehan
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 7:21:53 AM

"In one of his topics, "7 Groundrules For An Intelligent Conversation", Rule No. 2 says: "No name calling or personal attacks. Ever!"
And in the same thread, he posted:
"It doesn't mention how to react to an insulting childish fool..." = ptprn
this from the attacker in chief.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 7:13:44 AM

this has to be about earl :
Cliff Clavin's Theory of Beer:
"A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, the slow and weak at the back are killed first. The speed and health of the herd keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as its slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. Naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

yup
this because of his quote: "their pattern of flight is similar to buzzards over carrion. Thinning the herd, I guess and even their own!"

[Edited by: jdhelm at 11/14/2014 7:18:50 AM EST]
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 7:10:32 AM

"LOL, with all these self-serving platitudes being bandied about, it may be time to upgrade to barfius receptacle... *ROTFL*" - ptprn

hahahahahahaha, use your pants, they're big enuff to handle all your barfius.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 7:08:52 AM

"BTW, where is the one who started this, now?" - earl
duh, where? it's you who started it, duh.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 7:07:46 AM

"If you throw it, just do not complain when it boomerangs back at you." - earl
hahahahaha, he's throwing monkey poop and he expects it to come back on him, hahahahahaaahhahahahaha, now that is not smart, but if you like monkey poop, oh well.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 7:05:40 AM

"She attacked me and others." = earl
chuckles, his claimed attack was that she called him by his name. well, some might agree that if you call someone by their name, it could be construed as an attack, lol, hahahahahahahahaha, um-ok
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 7:01:51 AM

"She really should have come out hard against Mitch's "It is just a website", but, they would not listen to me." - earl
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 6:23:04 AM

"The stuff coming from folks who call themselves Christian is pathetic. I don't see too many following Matthew 7:12."

i won't list the author of this quote, but it seems for sure he was NOT talking about ptpr, because ptpr certainly doesn't follow what he claims to preach, kinda like obama's rev wright.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 9:19:19 AM

"Now we are just descending into absurdity. But, that is how the cons roll."
- big i'm never wrong mike
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