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maryanneusa

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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2013 6:31:25 AM

I know there is another thread called "great quotes", but I just couldn't post stupid quotes in that thread and dirty those gems. So here is a thread for stupid quotes or quotes that as time has proven, are obvious lies by our President, Barack Obama.

My family, frankly, they weren't folks who went to church every week. My mother was one of the most spiritual people I knew but she didn't raise me in the church, so I came to my Christian faith later in life and it was because the precepts of Jesus Christ spoke to me in terms of the kind of life that I would want to lead. - Barack Obama
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 10:22:54 AM

President Truman's civil rights program "is a farce and a sham--an effort to set up a police state in the guise of liberty. I am opposed to that program. I have voted against the so-called poll tax repeal bill ... I have voted against the so-called anti-lynching bill."
-- Rep. Lyndon B. Johnson (D., Texas), 1948, U.S. Senator, 1949-61, Senate Majority Leader, 1955-61, President, 1963-69
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 7:40:09 AM

"I have more hazmat training and expertise than any doctor" - ole earl
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 11:16:49 AM

"When the gunman realizes that nobody else is armed, he will lay down his weapons and turn himself in…. that’s just human nature.” - Diane Feinstein
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 10:53:05 AM

'someone is stalking me and it's creepy' - e
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ministorage
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 11:27:54 PM

"ISIS is not — nor will ever be — Islamic."

- Igor Volsky and Jack Jenkins, THINKPROGRESS

[Edited by: ministorage at 10/18/2014 11:28:33 PM EST]
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 10:36:36 PM

"When I became the NASA administrator -- or before I became the NASA administrator -- he [President Obama] charged me with three things. One was he wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math, he wanted me to expand our international relationships, and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science ... and math and engineering."

-- Charles Bolden
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 10:03:20 PM

"We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point - they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn't ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there's a lot of tundra that's being held down by that ice cap." - Henry Waxman on Environmentalism
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 1:23:17 PM

"Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared." - Ted Rall, on the US Armed Forces
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 12:10:02 PM

"The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S." - Joe Biden on the economy
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nraacct
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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 2:38:21 PM

"Well, I'm telling them two things. One is that, look, this is going to be something when the American people realize - once it's passed - that, A, it does take care of preexisting conditions; B, you're insurance rates aren't going to skyrocket; C, the insurance companies aren't going to be running the show like they were before; D, you're going to be in a position where you can keep your insurance that you have. That once the American public realizes that, you're going to get a reward for this. They're going to be rewarded." - Joe Biden
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 8:00:23 AM

sometimes i think Bo is smarter than i am - obama
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 11:01:08 AM

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed" - Barack Obama on a tornado that killed twelve people
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 10:59:59 AM

"African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do." - Bill Clinton
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 9:55:33 PM

"Stand up ... Chuck, stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you!"

Joe Biden speaking to Sen. Chuck Graham who is wheelchair bound.
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 9:54:03 PM

"John McCain has not spoken about my Muslim faith."

Then-Senator Barack Obama making a shocking confession.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 8:17:44 PM

earl = "Will do. Maybe the long of the law will reach out to the Iowa cornfields."

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Edger
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 7:59:44 PM

“You cannot get [Ebola] through casual contact like sitting next to someone on a bus.”

- b.h.obama
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nraacct
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 1:08:22 PM

"I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth." - Monica Lewinsky
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 10:45:11 AM

"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." - Nancy Pelosi on the economy
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 10:39:51 AM

"Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers." - Rosie O'Donnell
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 10:38:45 AM

"Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?" - Joy Behar on Economics
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 8:13:27 AM

here's 4 more by obama:
IRS scandal - "I didn't know . . . "

Benghazi scandal - "I didn't know . . . "

AP scandal - "I didn't know . . . "

obamacare - "trust me, i know what i'm doing . . . "

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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 8:11:12 AM

Obama - “Dr. King had a dream. Many think that dream was fulfilled at my swearing-in ceremony. Others believe my reelection was the zenith of the civil rights movement. Debating that question is above my pay grade, but I do think it’s too early to pick a specific date for the Barack Obama national holiday.”
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SE3.5
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 3:15:33 PM

"I don't know ... But I think this Ebola epidemic is a form of population control. S--t is getting crazy bruh."

--Chris Brown
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nraacct
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 12:55:25 PM

"Nobody and nothing will stop Russia on the road to strengthening democracy and ensuring human rights and freedoms." - Vladimir Putin
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maryanneusa
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 8:40:02 AM

lol, oh gosh, thanks for the smiles.
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 8:35:00 AM

"My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize," - Congressman Hank Johnson on Guam
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 8:30:55 AM

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." - Al Gore
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Cirdan
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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 12:59:23 AM

"We have to pass this bill to see what's in it." - Nancy Pelosi
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 2:16:00 PM

"Sorry, I don't eat buffalo."

Jessica Simpson, confused when offered such exotic foodstuffs as a plate of buffalo wings - which are, of course, made of chicken.

I did not know a buffalo can fly...!..How stupid can someone be?
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 10:22:31 AM

"I am beyond thrilled to be here today to support your next senator from Iowa, our friend Bruce Bailey." - moooooochel obama
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nraacct
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Message Posted: Oct 10, 2014 2:53:15 PM

"Many of you are well enough off that the tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Oct 10, 2014 9:03:49 AM

On the campaign trail. “Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again”

JERRY “MOONBEAM” BROWN
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nraacct
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 12:46:01 PM

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'" - Joe Biden
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maryanneusa
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 12:27:01 PM

"As we face what could become a national epidemic we have no Surgeon General, thanks to Republican obstructionism." - Guess who.
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SE3.5
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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 8:43:10 AM

Randomly pick almost anything from a Joe Biden speech.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 8:36:15 AM

dang - havent been here in a while, heres one:

"through another log on the fire!" - by the resident know it all (throw)
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maryanneusa
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Message Posted: Oct 3, 2014 5:58:00 AM

"Where is The Topic Blaming Obama for Ebola?" - guess who said this.
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maryanneusa
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 5:36:36 AM

"Jesus Was Actually A Moslem, Would Join ISIS if Alive"

- posted by a "Muslim" (note the wrong spelling, lol).
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Sep 30, 2014 2:54:05 PM

"20,000 jobs is really not that many jobs."

Rep. Jan Schakowsky on why she is against the Keystone Pipeline
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maryanneusa
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Message Posted: Sep 30, 2014 12:12:00 PM

""Government Accountability Institute" "Another right wing hate Obama site."

Oh gosh, you'll never guess who said this.
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reb4
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Message Posted: Sep 30, 2014 9:36:33 AM

".... number 43 added 4 trillion dollars by his lonesome... so we now have over 9 trillion dollars of debt that we are going to have to pay back. $30,000 for every man, woman and child... That's Irresponsible, It's Unpatriotic...."
That quote is from the Junior Senator of Illinois back on July 3, 2008.

Unfortunately, This irresponsible person, has made bush look like a penny pincher....The USA Debt is at 17.758 Trillion Dollars.Every Man Woman and Child owes 55,671.It took Bush 8 years... but Obama is a much better spender... he did it in just over 5 years...

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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Sep 30, 2014 8:57:51 AM

"I'm not earl michael crowe, dont even no him." - guess who
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rdamurphy
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Message Posted: Sep 28, 2014 11:46:41 AM

'LOVE YOUR ENEMIES''

un4tunately alotta Christians think its stupid to love your enemies even tho thet is exactly what our LORD Jesus Christ told us we gotta do!!!

hes perfect

were not

so it aint at all a 'stupit quote'' (sorry if you was fooled)
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Sep 28, 2014 8:03:52 AM

"i do not have a gang" - ptpr
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2014 2:19:51 PM

"The Pilgrim longs for the "Good old Days" of slavery." - (guess who?)
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btc1
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Message Posted: Sep 20, 2014 12:19:34 PM

"I am very proud of Bristol" - Sarah Palin.
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MahopacJack
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Message Posted: Sep 20, 2014 11:36:07 AM

jdhelm,

Based on your latest post, I suspect Obama has done a vulcan mind meld with Joe Biden. :-)
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jdhelm
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Sep 20, 2014 8:34:43 AM

Obama has said a lot of stupid things lately. Here's a list of some other stupid things he's said that aren't getting much press coverage:

* "Bush doesn't care about China because it's full of black people."

* "We don't have to worry about the cost of my federal programs because at my last visit to Long John Silver's I got a map to pirate treasure."

* "I'm running for mayor of the U.S.!"

* "Countries in the Middle East don't like the Jews since they took for themselves the largest country."

* "My favorite type of pie is devil's food."

* "My grandfather was a ninja turtle."

* "My middle name will help me in foreign affairs because it will make other countries think I have a bushy mustache."
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Edger
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Message Posted: Sep 19, 2014 10:47:53 PM

Isis is not Islamic...

- b h obama
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