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maryanneusa

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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2013 6:31:25 AM

I know there is another thread called "great quotes", but I just couldn't post stupid quotes in that thread and dirty those gems. So here is a thread for stupid quotes or quotes that as time has proven, are obvious lies by our President, Barack Obama.

My family, frankly, they weren't folks who went to church every week. My mother was one of the most spiritual people I knew but she didn't raise me in the church, so I came to my Christian faith later in life and it was because the precepts of Jesus Christ spoke to me in terms of the kind of life that I would want to lead. - Barack Obama
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 30, 2014 6:03:39 AM

"LOL! I am not that stupid." "She sounds lovely, BTW!" "I reply to all the mods without that problem." "I would advise everyone to stay away from GB."

= resident __________
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 29, 2014 9:34:46 AM

claims by none other than __________ (pretty much all stupid quotes).

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"I'm a 5 star chef.
I'm "the" best haz-mat expert on the east coast and I used to train people in this business and I know more than any MD would know about handling ebola.
I'm a lab supervisor at a major company.
I'm a professional auto restorer expert, still to this day.
I'm a former IRS agent and tax expert.
I'm a dollar store expert.
I'm one of the upcoming twitter followed posters, and I do it on my own.
I'm a better senate candidate than most in my state.
I'm a former convict, so I may not get the votes that I should receive.
I'm _______________________________________ (fill in the blank)."
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 27, 2014 11:14:00 PM

"And oh, I've done time, right here in America; and it wasn't fun (Oct 13, 2014)" = ptpreggie
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 27, 2014 5:41:03 AM

"I just reached 1,000 followers on Twitter! 500 more than when I was hacked by someone here! I am excited. Sorry to take space...;-)" = mike crowe
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MahopacJack
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Message Posted: Oct 25, 2014 11:23:01 PM

~
"Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs,"

- Hillary Clinton
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 25, 2014 3:19:12 AM

"I have a stalker". - mike crowe
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nraacct
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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 2:09:31 PM

"I know that campaigns can seem small, and even silly. Trivial things become big distractions. Serious issues become sound bites. And the truth gets buried under an avalanche of money and advertising. If you're sick of hearing me approve this message, believe me - so am I." - Barack Obama
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 10:53:30 AM

well heinz, i apologize, however, the quotes i've been posting recently, are from a GB poster named btc1, who claimed (in the posts i put in here) that someone was posting his name, his real name on here - when in fact it was he himself who was doing it. thus the STUPID POSTS comments from me on him. furthermore, he claimed either i or someone from minnesota was stalking him on his facebook, which i dont have a facebook account.

so - -- in reality, he was making "stupid comments" which i thot appropriate for this thread.

but here's one for you then:“We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt," Clinton told Sawyer. “We had no money when we got there and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea’s education. You know, it was not easy.” - hillary rodham clinton
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 10:37:14 AM

jdhelm, essentially all of your recent posts have been what I consider to be off topic, so I've been ignoring them. Please try posting some "Stupid quotes".
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ldheinz
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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 9:01:57 AM

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate." - Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 6:44:47 AM

Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 9:44:45 PM - btc1

But a certain fellow from MN and another from Iowa, I would not put it past. So, that, as far as I am concerned is where this investigation needs to go. I have a phone number to go on, so we will see.

[Edited by: btc1 at 10/13/2014 10:48:17 PM EST]

-Message Posted: Apr 12, 2013 2:12:46 PM - btc1
That was before I considered running. Mike Crowe for independent Senator from Kentucky. Look for it....

Will still be allowed to post here?

[Edited by: btc1 at 4/12/2013 3:13:33 PM EST]

[Edited by: jdhelm at 10/24/2014 6:46:21 AM EST]
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 8:07:36 PM

I have to ad a disclaimer to some of my previous posts:

In no way did I mean or intend to say that any comments by ministorage were stupid, I apologize if it came off that way. I only intended to show the stupid comments/quotes by btc, because he claimed that someone other than he, was putting his 'real name' out there on GB. As you can see, it was btc / mike crowe, himself who posted his name and his police record, not anyone else. I grabbed a bunch of posts and it just happened. my apology to ministorage.



[Edited by: jdhelm at 10/22/2014 8:08:43 PM EST]
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 3:59:04 PM

Helen Thomas said:

Jews should "get the hell out of Palestine" and "go home" to Germany and Poland.
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ministorage
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 1:46:51 PM

“I stand by my previous statements that the Arctic summer sea ice cover is in a death spiral. It’s not going to recover.”

- Mark Serreze, National Snow and Ice Data Center, Boulder Colorado, September, 2010
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 10:39:44 AM

Message Posted: Apr 13, 2013 7:39:17 AM Ignore btc1 Report Abuse
fly, I would be running for Senator from Kentucky, not Utah. (I did not sign in and saw your post.)

My fellow Americans, you have good opinions on term limits. I respect them. However, Mitch is the perfect example of why we need term limits. He has a consistent 38% approval rating, yet he is such a tough incumbent to run against, he has won everytime since first elected in 1984. Pork delivery is the other reason for term limits. It has to be done or you will not be re-elected.

Plastic, I am not so concerned about my posts here as I am about a misdemeanor from my past. The only thing to do would be to own up to them and let my fellow Kentuckians decide as to whether that makes me not worth voting for. Honesty, my friends, honesty. I have discussed it here before.

[Edited by: btc1 at 4/13/2013 8:40:41 AM EST]
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 10:39:06 AM

Message Posted: Apr 12, 2013 2:26:17 PM Ignore btc1 Report Abuse
My top priority will be to establish term limits for Congress.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 10:38:42 AM

Message Posted: Apr 12, 2013 2:12:46 PM Ignore btc1 Report Abuse
That was before I considered running. Mike Crowe for independent Senator from Kentucky. Look for it....

Will still be allowed to post here?

[Edited by: btc1 at 4/12/2013 3:13:33 PM EST]----
so, who is the one giving out his real name ??????? things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2013 2:01:34 PM Ignore btc1 Report Abuse
OK, I will pay the $500.

So what, I need 19,999 more signatures?

[Edited by: btc1 at 4/12/2013 3:11:22 PM EST]
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2013 1:57:36 PM Ignore ministorage Report Abuse
And just a couple hours ago you wanted to try and convince me that you were not taking this seriously.
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therder
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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2013 1:44:14 PM Ignore therder Report Abuse
If you want to run as an independent I'll sign your nominating petition but don't ask me for the $500. ;)
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 10:37:04 AM

Message Posted: Apr 12, 2013 1:42:06 PM Ignore btc1 Report Abuse
"put <me> in coach"
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 10:35:43 AM

Message Posted: Apr 12, 2013 1:35:31 PM Ignore btc1 Report Abuse
Ok, so you are just not going to take me seriously, therder. I see.

I am serious, Kentucky Democrats, put in coach, I will take on Mitch!

[Edited by: btc1 at 4/12/2013 2:41:07 PM EST]
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President Truman's civil rights program "is a farce and a sham--an effort to set up a police state in the guise of liberty. I am opposed to that program. I have voted against the so-called poll tax repeal bill ... I have voted against the so-called anti-lynching bill."
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"I have more hazmat training and expertise than any doctor" - ole earl
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 10:53:05 AM

'someone is stalking me and it's creepy' - e
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"ISIS is not — nor will ever be — Islamic."

- Igor Volsky and Jack Jenkins, THINKPROGRESS

[Edited by: ministorage at 10/18/2014 11:28:33 PM EST]
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"When I became the NASA administrator -- or before I became the NASA administrator -- he [President Obama] charged me with three things. One was he wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math, he wanted me to expand our international relationships, and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science ... and math and engineering."

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"The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S." - Joe Biden on the economy
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"Well, I'm telling them two things. One is that, look, this is going to be something when the American people realize - once it's passed - that, A, it does take care of preexisting conditions; B, you're insurance rates aren't going to skyrocket; C, the insurance companies aren't going to be running the show like they were before; D, you're going to be in a position where you can keep your insurance that you have. That once the American public realizes that, you're going to get a reward for this. They're going to be rewarded." - Joe Biden
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sometimes i think Bo is smarter than i am - obama
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earl = "Will do. Maybe the long of the law will reach out to the Iowa cornfields."

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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 8:13:27 AM

here's 4 more by obama:
IRS scandal - "I didn't know . . . "

Benghazi scandal - "I didn't know . . . "

AP scandal - "I didn't know . . . "

obamacare - "trust me, i know what i'm doing . . . "

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jdhelm
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Obama - “Dr. King had a dream. Many think that dream was fulfilled at my swearing-in ceremony. Others believe my reelection was the zenith of the civil rights movement. Debating that question is above my pay grade, but I do think it’s too early to pick a specific date for the Barack Obama national holiday.”
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maryanneusa
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 8:40:02 AM

lol, oh gosh, thanks for the smiles.
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