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maryanneusa

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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2013 6:31:25 AM

I know there is another thread called "great quotes", but I just couldn't post stupid quotes in that thread and dirty those gems. So here is a thread for stupid quotes or quotes that as time has proven, are obvious lies by our President, Barack Obama.

My family, frankly, they weren't folks who went to church every week. My mother was one of the most spiritual people I knew but she didn't raise me in the church, so I came to my Christian faith later in life and it was because the precepts of Jesus Christ spoke to me in terms of the kind of life that I would want to lead. - Barack Obama
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Sep 20, 2014 8:34:43 AM

Obama has said a lot of stupid things lately. Here's a list of some other stupid things he's said that aren't getting much press coverage:

* "Bush doesn't care about China because it's full of black people."

* "We don't have to worry about the cost of my federal programs because at my last visit to Long John Silver's I got a map to pirate treasure."

* "I'm running for mayor of the U.S.!"

* "Countries in the Middle East don't like the Jews since they took for themselves the largest country."

* "My favorite type of pie is devil's food."

* "My grandfather was a ninja turtle."

* "My middle name will help me in foreign affairs because it will make other countries think I have a bushy mustache."
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Edger
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Message Posted: Sep 19, 2014 10:47:53 PM

Isis is not Islamic...

- b h obama
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Sep 10, 2014 11:19:08 PM

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'"

Jessica Simpson
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MahopacJack
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Message Posted: Sep 8, 2014 8:36:05 PM

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“We cannot stand idly by while corporate deserters abuse and avoid the U.S. tax system,”

-Sen Charles Schumer (D-NY) in reference to Tax Inversions which are written into the tax code so there is no avoidance. Nor are Corporations deserters if they remain here and continue to pay the 'Corporate Tax' (a.k.a following the Tax Laws.)

[Edited by: MahopacJack at 9/8/2014 8:37:03 PM EST]
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maryanneusa
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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 8:34:37 AM

Has anyone seen my ball, it has POTUS on it.
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 10:19:04 AM

SE3.5 said:

"We Don't Have a Strategy Yet"

--VERY HIGH government official regarding ISIL

You are right, the only plan he has is how to transform the USA in a Socialist country, and how to play golf.
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MahopacJack
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Message Posted: Aug 28, 2014 11:37:13 PM

"We Don't Have a Strategy Yet"

--VERY HIGH government official regarding ISIL

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FINALLY, TRANSPARENCY!

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SE3.5
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Message Posted: Aug 28, 2014 7:34:12 PM

"We Don't Have a Strategy Yet"

--VERY HIGH government official regarding ISIL
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 3:55:05 PM

"Ten thousand people died, an entire town destroyed."

Obama on a storm that killed 12 people
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no1doc
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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2014 11:22:11 AM

Obama, "America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings."

“Today our swords are unsheathed towards you, GOVERNMENT AND CITIZENS ALIKE! AND WE WILL NOT STOP UNTILL WE QUENCH OUR THIRST FOR YOUR BLOOD.”
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worryfree
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Message Posted: Aug 23, 2014 1:05:46 AM

“I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo - every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress. ” Sean Hannity

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MahopacJack
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 10:42:19 PM

btc1, >>Refresh my memory, this is the Stupid Quote topic, right?<<
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You're doing fine with your Warren = Sanders = Christie thought.

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btc1
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 7:34:32 PM

You know, now, that she has returned to the View, I hope ABC knows how to muzzle her. She is a funny gal, but, Dang! she can be stupid.

And now with Hillary's latest comments on Israel, I may have think about Warren or Sanders seriously....Man! I hate that. But, I just cannot vote for a Republican, unless it would be Christie. They all have corruption backgrounds. His is not much different than Perry;s and everyone here seems to think I am wrong about that situation. So yeah, I could vote for Christie, even if he is a Republican. At least he makes up his own mind.

Refresh my memory, this is the Stupid Quote topic, right?

[Edited by: btc1 at 8/18/2014 7:38:54 PM EST]
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KansasGunman
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 3:11:48 PM

"“Don’t fear the terrorists. They’re mothers and fathers.”

ROSIE O’DONNELL"

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Hahahahaha...yeah and she's probably also insisted on more than one occasion that she honestly did come in contact with crabs from a toilet seat!
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btc1
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 3:11:06 PM

I did not post that.....Yeah, sure.
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no1doc
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 3:07:08 PM

Obama, “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 6:31:09 PM

reggie: "Because in the points I reiterated, I wasn't wrong...Pretty simple."
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 6:13:09 PM

mtm - "Evidence of stolen merchandise? What does that mean?"
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 6:12:33 PM

mtm - "All this because of one trigger-happy power-tripping cop, from whom we have heard nothing since he shot the young man. "
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 6:10:09 PM

mtm - "A simple "please don't walk in the street" would have done wonders."
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 5:59:31 PM

“Don’t fear the terrorists. They’re mothers and fathers.”

ROSIE O’DONNELL
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no1doc
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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 2:55:22 PM

Obama, “Islam has always been part of America”

Could he mean the Barbary pirates or slave traders?

Obama, “we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities”

May not be a good idea for Christians and Jews.
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 2:16:42 PM

"African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do."

Bill Clinton about the habits of different races.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 3:32:44 PM

"In Los Angeles, it's like they jog for two hours a day and then they think they're morally right. That's when you want to choke people, you know?" - Liam Neeson
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 3:30:45 PM

"L.A. I liked because the degenerates there all stay in their separate suburban houses." - Paul Morrisey
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 3:27:50 PM

A new study says that over half of all Californians are obese. In fact, half of Californians are really two-thirds of Californians.
Jay Leno
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 3:27:27 PM

Los Angeles makes the rest of California seem authentic.
Jonathan Culler
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 3:26:00 PM

There's nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Ross MacDonald
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 3:08:38 PM

Wherever I go there I are.
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 3:05:33 PM

“Some girls, they rape so easy” – Roger Rivard, Wisconsin GOP State Rep.
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“If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.” -Todd Akin
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 1:42:49 PM

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''A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States -- Barack America!''
—Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Ill., Aug. 23, 2008

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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 1:25:08 PM

"The border is secure." - Harry Reid
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 5:12:47 PM

“I had other priorities in the sixties than military service.” ~ Dick Cheney on his five draft deferments
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jayrad1957
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 5:11:39 PM

“Facts are stupid things.” ~ Ronald Reagan
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 4:44:28 PM

We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.

Howard Dean.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 10:27:05 AM

Listen, I told Gov. Perry I wasn't interested in any photo ops in Texas
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 10:26:07 AM

This is NOT a photo op, it's just beer and a game of pool
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 10:25:22 AM

Let me say this again, I am not interested in photo ops, and here's a list you can click on to prove it

[Edited by: jdhelm at 7/23/2014 10:30:28 AM EST]
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 10:24:24 AM

I'm not interested in photo ops
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 11:10:54 PM

Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney… this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years.

Roseanne Barr
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Jul 7, 2014 8:57:34 PM

Good one 'no1doc', I have to agree with those!
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no1doc
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Message Posted: Jul 7, 2014 6:38:47 PM

Candidate Obama, “You know, I taught Constitutional Law for ten years. I take the Constitution very seriously,”

“The biggest problems that we are facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all…"

“And that’s what I intend to reverse when I’m president of the United States of America.”
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: May 11, 2014 6:56:39 PM

Jews should "get the hell out of Palestine" and "go home" to Germany and Poland.

Helen Thomas.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: May 11, 2014 10:55:10 AM

When asked about the $17.5 Trillion Dollar DEBT, he said: " Climate change is an issue that's going to impact our kids and our grandkids, if we don't do something right now. it's ll in my 800 page report." - (guess who?)

[Edited by: jdhelm at 5/11/2014 10:55:48 AM EST]
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: May 11, 2014 10:48:37 AM

"I don't know why the American people don't trust me" - (guess who?)
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: May 11, 2014 10:48:01 AM

"I didn't know you would lose your insurance" - (guess who?)
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: May 11, 2014 10:47:38 AM

"I didn't know the Uncle I lived with" - (guess who?)
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: May 11, 2014 10:47:09 AM

"I didn't know the 'Web Site' didn't work" - (guess who?)
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: May 11, 2014 10:46:34 AM

"I didn't know what the IRS was doing" - (guess who?)
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