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maryanneusa

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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2013 6:31:25 AM

I know there is another thread called "great quotes", but I just couldn't post stupid quotes in that thread and dirty those gems. So here is a thread for stupid quotes or quotes that as time has proven, are obvious lies by our President, Barack Obama.

My family, frankly, they weren't folks who went to church every week. My mother was one of the most spiritual people I knew but she didn't raise me in the church, so I came to my Christian faith later in life and it was because the precepts of Jesus Christ spoke to me in terms of the kind of life that I would want to lead. - Barack Obama
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 1:22:40 PM

"how about the 6 Billion we send to Israel every year?" - earl

btw - the above is a lie, it's not $6 billion, but liars don't mind telling them.
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Jan 21, 2015 9:54:01 AM

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Mariah Carey.
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Weaslespit
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 11:07:02 AM

"- umm ok, smh"

Wow, took you a long time to come up with that one - and that was the 'best' you could find on me?

LOL!!!
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jeskibuff
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 11:01:46 AM

Hmmm...new word, this "stalkery".

I prefer my stalkery dipped in bleu cheese dressing! Carrots, cauliflower and broccoli is good that way too!
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 10:34:34 AM

"I don't watch 'any' mainstream media outlet for information on politics. Comedy Central is all I need ;)" - umm ok, smh
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Weaslespit
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 9:34:45 AM

Stupid quote of the day?;

"jdhelm, "stalking" is one of the progressive liberals latest tricks and charges that they think they can use to get someone in trouble and BANNED.

They are SO desperate, they will tell ANY lies that they can.

It is so sad to see what they have reduced themselves to in their desperation to make 'political comments' when they do not have the ability to do so.

;-)"

;)

[Edited by: Weaslespit at 1/20/2015 9:35:10 AM EST]
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Weaslespit
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 9:33:56 AM

""Hmmm....I guess in your eyes, the Pilgrim can never do wrong??? Um, ok." - ptpreggie"

The 'stalking' continues...
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 7:09:46 AM

"Hmmm....I guess in your eyes, the Pilgrim can never do wrong??? Um, ok." - ptpreggie

see, there ptpr goes again, such a stupid comment - as if "anyone" ever said he could do no wrong. make a comment like that is stupid and reckless and just wrong (or silly as ptpr would sometimes say). as if ptpr can never do wrong - um ok

SMH
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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 8:38:00 PM

jd do you think the fat slob speaks from all his vast experience serving in the military?

When he could have been serving his country and actually gaining some experience on snipers he was too busy feeding his fat face and making progressive films and being the editor of such things as "Mother Jones".

Dont ya just love it when those who were "too occupied with proggie causes" to find time to volunteer to serve in the military feel ever so qualified to make absolutely dumb critical comments on it. Kinda like a 80 year old eunuch telling everyone how childbirth is no big deal.
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AnotherOne
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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 7:43:01 PM



jdhelm, "stalking" is one of the progressive liberals latest tricks and charges that they think they can use to get someone in trouble and BANNED.

They are SO desperate, they will tell ANY lies that they can.

It is so sad to see what they have reduced themselves to in their desperation to make 'political comments' when they do not have the ability to do so.

;-)

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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 7:40:06 PM

"I Was Taught Snipers Were "Cowards"" - michael moore the self acclaimed 'big time movie maker'
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 7:38:42 PM

"Somebody seems to have an infatuation with rnorm... Kinda weird, in a stalkery way." = although I know it's never good to comment on such a stupid comment, I will say this, there is positively NO infatuation with your pal who is nearly as bad as al sharpton when it comes to racial baiting, ptpreggie is a close 2nd to al sharpton, too bad you can't see and accept that. 2nd, there is NO stalkery, commenting on stupidity is not stalkery.
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Weaslespit
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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 9:18:40 AM

Somebody seems to have an infatuation with rnorm...

Kinda weird, in a stalkery way.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 6:25:56 AM

"The people rest... " = ptpreggie (if only he would)
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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 12:28:18 AM

"The Best cure for insomnia is sleep." ~ W C Fields.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 2:21:28 PM

"One Tweet Shows the Hypocrisy of America's Reaction to White People Rioting at Ohio State" - ptpreggie
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 10:35:43 AM

"I am the cause of this topic as many see it." - earl , the me me it's all about me guy
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 1:26:04 AM

"We don't have to worry about the cost of my federal programs because at my last visit to Long John Silver's I got a map to pirate treasure." - (ladies and gentlemen - this was said by none other than) President Obama
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Jan 9, 2015 4:24:32 PM

"I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple."

Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple.
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SE3.5
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Message Posted: Jan 9, 2015 4:24:00 PM

"Since you are recycling stupid quotes:"

Did you forget to include the URL of the site from which you copied and pasted the fifteen quotes?

Should I report you or help you?

I am feeling kind today.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 9, 2015 3:50:02 PM

"Obama’s Socialist Curse Worsens With Best Year for Jobs Since 1999! The dangerous socialist of President Barack Obama resulted in the best year for jobs creation in our capilist, free-market society." - earl

(That's why he complains that he has no job and got laid off his "senior supervisor" job, how's that obamacare thing workin for ya?) ummm-m-ok, SMH



[Edited by: jdhelm at 1/9/2015 3:50:44 PM EST]
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worryfree
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Message Posted: Jan 8, 2015 2:40:20 PM

"Trickle down economics is good for the middle class" Regan maybe?
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worryfree
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Message Posted: Jan 8, 2015 2:39:49 PM

"Republicans care about the middle class" unknown (by design)
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worryfree
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Message Posted: Jan 8, 2015 1:35:06 PM

Since you are recycling stupid quotes:

1.“If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” ~ George W. Bush
2.”We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.” ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele.
3.“When the President does it that means that it’s not illegal.” ~ Richard M. Nixon
4.“Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
5.”Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
6.“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” (sic) ~ George W. Bush
7.“Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.” ~ Jerry Falwell
8.“As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens (sic) do learn when standards are high and results are measured.” ~ George W. Bush
9.“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.” ~ Jerry Falwell
10.“Facts are stupid things.” ~ Ronald Reagan
11.“How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen… because God said, ‘My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.’” ~ Rev. John Hage
12.“Our gays are more macho than their straights.” ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort
13.“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.” ~ George W. Bush
14.“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.” ~ Ronald Reagan
15.“[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.” ~ Mike Huckabee
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Message Posted: Jan 8, 2015 1:02:13 PM

"We want everybody to act like adults, quit playing games, realize that it's not just my way or the highway." - Barack Obama
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Message Posted: Jan 8, 2015 8:10:54 AM

"We have to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it"- Nancy Pelosi.
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Jan 6, 2015 5:03:17 PM

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 4, 2015 11:37:04 PM

Hmmmm-m, was this another of earl's fibs?
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 11:10:53 PM

"worryfree
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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 9:09:45 PM Ignore worryfree Report Abuse
I read one of those surveys on Yahoo. The ten poorest states were almost all southern and voted Republican. The ten dumbest states were also almost all southern and voted Republican. Coincidence? I guess if you are poor and dumb you believe the Republican smoke and mirrors will get you a better life."
quote by none other than = worryfree
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 9:48:21 AM


"I got Exotic. What does your name mean in French? on @bitecharge http://ln.is/bitecharge.com/play/eKHLc … Never been described that way... I am impressed!" = guess who, you'll never ever guess who said this. hahahahahahahahahaha, thx, I needed a good belly laugh
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lol, ok, smh
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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 9:32:01 AM

btc1: "In real life I am a conservative Democrat, much like a moderate Republican is towards center. I am here a liberal as the far right deserves their comeupance here."

[Edited by: theTower at 1/1/2015 9:33:30 AM EST]
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theTower
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 8:05:35 PM

btc1 "I know there is a cell phone video out there of the exact moment Michael Brown raises his hands in the air and is shot by the officer. I have seen it."
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"The Nanny State is the one where Republicans want to tell women when, where and what to do with their bodies."
btc1 2014
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 9:10:08 AM

"African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do." - Bill Clinton
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 9:09:34 AM

“Islam has always been part of America” - “we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities” - Obama
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 9:08:24 AM

"Evidence of stolen merchandise? What does that mean?" - marty
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 9:07:49 AM

"btc1, >>Refresh my memory, this is the Stupid Quote topic, right?<<" - earl
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 30, 2014 2:35:13 AM

<"I don't lie">. = earl
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 29, 2014 5:09:59 PM

<"1. Yes I will. In fact, I haven't responded to any of those attacks for some time now."> - PTPRCN

=

and

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<"And that's just it -- they no more represent me than all of the Hannity's represent you."> - PTPRCN

=

ummm, huh?
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Dec 29, 2014 4:52:56 PM

“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”

Jessica Simpson.

Note: that one really hurts!...WOW!
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 28, 2014 10:24:09 PM

<<""Just as the right and the NRA used those same EXACT tragedies to advance their "you need to buy more guns" agenda"">> - R Norm

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another stupid quote that is a lie
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 28, 2014 10:23:01 PM

<<""Norm , you are correct. I recall seeing many more posts by cons advocating the need for more guns than posts advocating more gun control from the left after those tragedies. The right has a very bad case of short term memory.>>"" - Jay Rad

=

stupid quotes are even more stupid when they are lies
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Message Posted: Dec 28, 2014 11:21:23 AM

<<“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.”

Mick Jagger.>>

Lucky for Mick, "you (don't) always get what you want"

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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Dec 28, 2014 11:12:37 AM

“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.”

Mick Jagger.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 27, 2014 5:13:34 AM

<<"And those sentiments were shared by some here as well...but I'm not going to waste time dredging through old topics to find them either. The people know what they said (altho, they're silent now that Vlad's economy is taking).... LOL, SMH!>>"================================================================="by some"? if any, maybe 1 or 2, but taslk about a dreamt up piece of 'crap' topic, and to boot how silly when said: "but I'm not going to waste time dredging through old topics to find them either. The people know what they said" - um which people and memory is the worse kind of claim, let us see the comments referred to in print then. or is it - oh crap, i can't find what i claim? smh
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2014 4:09:01 PM

The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied.

Jeremiah Wright.
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2014 9:53:08 AM

This has got to be close to being #1 stupid quote of the recent time:"Message Posted: Dec 26, 2014 8:22:51 AM by MiddletownMarty
"So should cops wait to confirm if a gun is real before shooting?"
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"Yes."
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"One of these genius's posted on her facebook page "If they get nervous every time someone points a gun at them, maybe they shouldn't be cops."
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"Fact is, cops get nervous when folks reach for their wallets, or look in the glove box for vehicle registration, or walk down the street with hands in pockets. If they're going to be that skittish, they really should find other work."
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Talk about stupid - SMH
This from a guy who hates most cops, and believes that most are corrupt, but only a few are honest. WOW


[Edited by: jdhelm at 12/26/2014 9:56:18 AM EST]
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 1:56:41 AM

this quote by Michelle Obama is/was both stupid and a lie.

2 1/2 years ago I was shopping at Target undercover and a short woman asked me to get some laundry soap off a top shelf for her, it-felt-so-good to help her.

this was on the David Letterman show back in March 2012

[Edited by: jdhelm at 12/19/2014 1:58:22 AM EST]
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Edger
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Message Posted: Dec 16, 2014 3:54:54 PM

We can't drill our way to cheaper gas prices.

Barack H. Obama
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Pielededrac
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 2:32:44 PM

“First of all, give an honor to God and our lord and savior Barack Obama!”
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-Jamie Foxx on President Obama
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jdhelm
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 7:53:15 AM

"Must be tough being a cop... in constant nagging fear of your life from BB gun toting large unarmed 12 year old black boys, large unarmed black men selling loose cigarettes, and large unarmed black men walking in the street. Good thing they have those guns to make them feel safe. Shoot now, and make up excuses for it later. Booga booga" = this from one of the "" alegedly with a PhD - Teachers of the year"".

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