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jjewell

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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2012 9:24:14 AM

Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized
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Panama19
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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2012 10:44:18 AM


rumbleseat, "Because of their size, broad-breasted white turkeys are prone to health problems associated with being overweight (due to excess muscle), such as heart disease, respiratory failure and joint damage"

Not to mention weak necks that cannot resist axe blades just before Thanksgiving. I think that has become an epidemic with the species.

And when Obama says "I've got your back" he is apparently not just pulling their leg.

Or drumstick.

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c2bravo
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 9:01:10 PM

Really desparate topic!!
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PappaVanTwee
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 7:22:05 PM

>>>
LOL, Oh yeah, I forgot about those top secret war game apps...I think he can run it from his super-secret, high-powered blackberry...its the same model Jack Bauer has.
<<<

It is what keeps the Jonas Brothers in line.
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RNorm
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 7:01:15 PM

"It is not necessary to fly to Libya if there is a special computer in the oval office where the President can program drones to attack and destroy any embassy or consulate of his choosing."


LOL, Oh yeah, I forgot about those top secret war game apps...I think he can run it from his super-secret, high-powered blackberry...its the same model Jack Bauer has.
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Teslukbla
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 6:39:08 PM

"Amazing that Obama could fly over there, murder the americans and then fly back and no one knows how he did it."

It is not necessary to fly to Libya if there is a special computer in the oval office where the President can program drones to attack and destroy any embassy or consulate of his choosing.
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RNorm
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 4:00:02 PM

" Funny you all jump on a story like this but have nothing to say about Your President Murdering Americans in Benghazi. "


Amazing that Obama could fly over there, murder the americans and then fly back and no one knows how he did it.

SMH




"Thats the thing with you i could come up with a whole bunch of names to call you right about now, But im too good of a guy to do that."

Tsk, tsk, tsk; so touchy, touchy, touchy.
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Teslukbla
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 2:38:58 PM

The turkey would have eventually died anyway.
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jjewell
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 1:59:26 PM

Thats the thing with you i could come up with a whole bunch of names to call you right about now, But im too good of a guy to do that.

This wasnt MEANT to be Your President's bash story or anything. Found it to be a funny story so i posted it.

Its probably as exciting as all those little stories you talk about in your little private Coffee Shop.

Talk about Pathetic. Funny you all jump on a story like this but have nothing to say about Your President Murdering Americans in Benghazi.
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YDraigGoch
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 10:56:59 AM

WOW! Finally, a REAL Death Panel. And it's holding the controls on an oven.

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RNorm
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 10:43:14 AM

"What was the point in linking to this story? Are some really that desperate to use something as anti-Obama fodder? "


Bingo and Boom!
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rumbleseat
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 7:52:19 AM

Because of their size, broad-breasted white turkeys are prone to health problems associated with being overweight (due to excess muscle), such as heart disease, respiratory failure and joint damage.
Even those not slaughtered for the feasting table usually have short lives as a result.
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mudtoe
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2012 6:28:47 PM

Guess the turkey had Obamacare and that was its only treatment option. Did they make soylent turkey out of it?


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rumbleseat
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2012 4:46:53 PM

"The decision to euthanize the bird was made by a veterinarian in consultation with Mount Vernon's livestock department, she said."

What was the point in linking to this story? Are some really that desperate to use something as anti-Obama fodder?
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RogerB
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2012 3:49:03 PM


Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!!

Dinner anyone?
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PatAZ
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2012 12:31:21 PM

Talk about a useless story.
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btc1
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2012 9:39:55 AM

Broadbreasted Turkeys raised for food processing do not live long anyway about 6-10 months. Peace made it longer.
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