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btc1

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Message Posted: Dec 2, 2011 6:48:35 AM

Okay, this is not for Obama '12 or Newt Now!, not anything like that. I have just noticed there are a lot of one liners and bumper stickers that hit home, lately.

So let's post them here and have real discussions elsewhere.

Here is an example of what I am speaking;

"A mind is like a parachute, it only works when fully opened"

or

"God is too big for one religion".
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rjhenn
Champion Author Des Moines

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 1:50:37 PM

Passer - "Start with all in jail, all diagnosed with disqualifying mental illnesses by psychiatrists,etc. Those on sexual predator state lists, etc."

Exactly how is that different from what we've already got?
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 12:52:37 AM

"How do you identify a dumbass before he starts acting like a dumbass?"

Start with all in jail, all diagnosed with disqualifying mental illnesses by psychiatrists,etc. Those on sexual predator state lists, etc. But essentially before you prove oneself a d.a. you are not on the db.



"Tea Party: Loving To Curse the Darkness Yet Always Afraid To Light A Candle!"
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rjhenn
Champion Author Des Moines

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 9:36:48 PM

Passer - "Good point RJ except the "few dumbasses" also can kill. That is why there should be at least a "dumbass database" and then let the others alone."

How do you identify a dumbass before he starts acting like a dumbass?
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 1:32:25 AM

"Tea Party: Loving To Curse the Darkness Yet Always Afraid To Light A Candle!"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 1:26:14 AM

"DO judge all gun owners based on a few dumbasses."

Good point RJ except the "few dumbasses" also can kill. That is why there should be at least a "dumbass database" and then let the others alone.
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rjhenn
Champion Author Des Moines

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 6:34:35 PM

Don't judge all Muslims based on a few lunatics.
DO judge all gun owners based on a few dumbasses.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 12:50:34 PM

"Tea Party Anarchists Court Martialed Surgeon General Before His Commission"

(Result: Ebola given free pass; Anarchists delirious)
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SE3.5
Champion Author Indianapolis

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 8:23:45 AM

Appoint a lawyer to fight Ebola,
because doctors are unqualified.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 12:21:08 AM

"Pencil Points Break -- You Lose Thoughts

NRA Bullets Break Hearts"




[Edited by: Passer at 10/18/2014 12:23:01 AM EST]
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teacher_tim
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 4:22:09 PM

LOL TRUE!

But that wouldn't fit on the sticker and I don't have a semi-tractor-trailer like Passer's.

As a side note, I do eat ice cream with a spoon.
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SE3.5
Champion Author Indianapolis

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 4:19:04 PM

Don't blame spoons.
It's the **** forks.
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teacher_tim
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 4:07:02 PM

If guns kill people,
I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk and spoons make people fat.
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MahopacJack
Champion Author New York

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 6:10:59 PM

~
Support the American Renaissance

Vote Libertarian!
~
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 1:20:11 PM

"Tea Party Has To Hold Its Nose At So Many of its Candidates;
There's An Explosion of Snot"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 2:38:14 AM

"Tea Party: Turning Off the Light Faster Than A Power Failure"
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MahopacJack
Champion Author New York

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Message Posted: Oct 5, 2014 11:32:21 AM

~
The TEA Party
Holding Politicians Accountable since February 19, 2009
No other Party seems to care
~
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 5, 2014 3:00:18 AM

"Tea Party: Shutting YOU Down After the Government!"
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rjhenn
Champion Author Des Moines

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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 6:42:49 PM

The TEA Party - Supporting the rich since 2007.
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MahopacJack
Champion Author New York

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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 6:05:16 PM

~
The TEA Party
Standing between YOU and Serfdom
~
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 5:53:20 PM

"The Tea Party's Spin Is Enough To Make An Anarchist's Face Grin!"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 3, 2014 1:59:22 AM

"GOP & Tea Party To Be The (Michael) GRIMM's Reaper"


"A 20-count federal indictment and threatening to toss a reporter off a balcony might immediately disqualify a congressman from a bid for a third term." But not Grimm, the epitome of GOP and Tea Party "values".
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teacher_tim
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 8:42:20 AM

Is there ANYONE in government who takes their job seriously?!
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SE3.5
Champion Author Indianapolis

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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 8:16:06 AM

HELP WANTED:
Secret Service Agents
No experience needed
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 2:24:05 AM

"GOP Celebrates With America Ted Cruz's Laryngitis!"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 2:20:19 AM

"Fox Reports News Event Accurately, Its Bushy Tale Finally Bleeds!"


Sarcastic bumper stickers rule!
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 2:15:25 AM

"Tea Party Turns In Anarchist Trying To Stop Government Function"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 2:12:05 AM

"Leader Limbaugh Treats Woman With Respect"

"Avoids Giving GOP His Kiss of Death"





Sarcastic bumper stickers rule!
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SE3.5
Champion Author Indianapolis

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 9:01:49 AM

Sarcastic bumper stickers rule!
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SE3.5
Champion Author Indianapolis

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 9:00:44 AM

Source Secret Service problems is resolved.
All tea has been removed from break rooms.
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SE3.5
Champion Author Indianapolis

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 8:44:52 AM

Holder caught drinking tea
Holder forced to resign
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SE3.5
Champion Author Indianapolis

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 8:43:59 AM

Fire Julia Pierson.
She drinks tea.
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SE3.5
Champion Author Indianapolis

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 8:43:35 AM

Coffee good
Tea bad

ROTFL
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teacher_tim
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Sep 30, 2014 11:04:37 PM

I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Sep 29, 2014 10:46:06 PM

"The Obamacare Smear Is A Tea BAG BUSTER!!"
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teacher_tim
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Sep 29, 2014 11:47:24 AM

Obama: Bombing more countries
than ANY other
Nobel Peace Prize recipient.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Sep 29, 2014 11:35:29 AM

"Texas Wants its Independence"

"Cruz For Texas President so he can declare war on the United States

(THIS TIME, OUTSIDE OF THE TEA PARTY)!"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 9:19:49 PM

"Trey Radel Also Had Koch Addiction, or is that spelled 'Coke'"

"Trey Radel, Tea Party [former]*Congressman: 'Things Go Better With Coke'"


(He "pulled a Palin", ie he quit)


[Edited by: Passer at 9/15/2014 9:22:10 PM EST]
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teacher_tim
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 2:20:23 PM

Harry Reid needs rehab
for his Koch addiction.
But, hey!, why live in reality?
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teacher_tim
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 2:51:35 AM

Obama caused gridlock in Baltimore.
After practicing causing it with Congress.
With an assist from Reid.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 2:01:00 AM

"THE TEA PARTY, Like Leader Palin, A No Brainer!"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Sep 13, 2014 2:00:22 AM

"Keep The Senate Democratic;

Don't Have It Recalled Due To A Malfunctioning Cruz Control!"

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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Sep 12, 2014 2:30:57 AM

"Cruz Is Less Than Zero

As Darth Cheney's Hypocritical Hero"
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rjhenn
Champion Author Des Moines

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Message Posted: Sep 11, 2014 4:03:49 PM

Could we please get some REAL candidates?
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teacher_tim
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Sep 11, 2014 2:48:37 PM

Don't shed a Tierney for John
The Dems still have a candidate
who's Moulton the old gridlock image.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Sep 11, 2014 12:32:55 PM

"Ron (Run away) Paul's Presidential Dream
Fades As He's Placed On Boehner's GOP JV Team"
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teacher_tim
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Sep 11, 2014 9:54:15 AM

Obama: Taking On the JV Team!
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Sep 10, 2014 2:46:37 AM

"Governor McDonald, WILL Be A Man of His Convictions!"

(Who said a Tea Party supporter can't get "stir" crazy...)
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Sep 5, 2014 1:52:39 PM

"The Tea Party's Support of

*CONVICTED*

Corrupt Gov McDonald shows they
support Corruption Knowingly and unknowingly!"


(think they'll try to shut down the American Jury system?

Don't put it past the Anarchists...)
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MahopacJack
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Message Posted: Sep 5, 2014 1:41:40 PM

~
There are two types of people who support corruption.
Those who know they support it and those who unknowingly support corruption.
~
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Passer
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Message Posted: Sep 4, 2014 10:51:33 PM

(Inspiration for the last Political Bumperstickers post and in direct factual contradiction to MJ's wishful Bizzaro World assertion:

http://www.teapartytribune.com/2014/09/04/ex-virginia-gov-bob-mcdonnell-wife-guilty-of-corruption/)
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