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btc1

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Lexington

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Message Posted: Dec 2, 2011 6:48:35 AM

Okay, this is not for Obama '12 or Newt Now!, not anything like that. I have just noticed there are a lot of one liners and bumper stickers that hit home, lately.

So let's post them here and have real discussions elsewhere.

Here is an example of what I am speaking;

"A mind is like a parachute, it only works when fully opened"

or

"God is too big for one religion".
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borsht
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Message Posted: Jan 26, 2015 3:57:01 AM

GOV'T ACTS PUT 'GREAT' IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 26, 2015 12:33:32 AM

"Dentists Do It Orally"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 25, 2015 1:05:11 PM

"...terminates measurable brain waves."

"Tea Party 'thinks' "brain waves" are something a baby learns when it meets someone..."
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EZExit
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Message Posted: Jan 25, 2015 1:02:15 PM

"Liberalism Causes Word Salad"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 25, 2015 12:52:19 PM

"GOP Cattlecall In Iowa: Where's The Beef?"
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rjhenn
Champion Author Des Moines

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 11:24:54 PM

borsht - "Every legal surgical abortion ... terminates measurable brain waves."

Nonsense.
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gas_too_high
Champion Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 10:30:38 PM

Tea Party Derangement Syndrome
Results in
Unreadable Bumper Stickers

GTH
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 7:30:09 PM

"... and terminates measurable brain waves."

(So, in reality, To the Tea Party, it boils down to a case of jealously?)
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 7:15:09 PM

"Don't Rub Your P.E.T.A The Wrong Way!"
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borsht
Champion Author Oakland

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 1:30:31 PM

Every legal surgical abortion stops a beating heart and terminates measurable brain waves.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 1:20:40 PM

(Tea Party Education Plan:)

"NO!... No...
Anyone Who Favors Universal Education Is A Socialist!

(And Was Born In Kenya)"


PS: You're Fired!







[Edited by: Passer at 1/24/2015 1:23:11 PM EST]
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ColoradoPapa
Champion Author Colorado

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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 4:07:03 PM

(On Obama's education plan)

 
 
 
        Help wanted
  Garbage collectors
College degree required
 
 
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 2:03:03 PM

"The Answer to an Unplanned Pregnancy
is Adoption, not Abortion"

GOP real world Ans2Adoption:

"If It's Not White and Perfect, Not In My Home!"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 1:58:06 PM

"Did you mean bumper? (Sorry, Yes)
Your posts don't fit either." (SOME of my posts don't fit, but I'll try to do better)

"Lawyers PASS the Bar, GOP Puts Women Behind Them"
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SE3.5
Champion Author Indianapolis

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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 8:24:46 AM

"SE3.5 must have had a stroke trying to put your post on his banner..."

Did you mean bumper?
Your posts don't fit either.
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gas_too_high
Champion Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 6:49:53 AM

I'm aware of the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act, passer, and I am far from convinced that its primary effect would be to subject criminal penalties on women (as opposed to abortionists). It's not like you have oodles of credibility when it comes to being fair to conservatives.

And the bumper sticker:

The Answer to an Unplanned Pregnancy
is Adoption, not Abortion

GTH
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 1:52:50 AM

"Every Abortion kills a baby
And Injures a woman GTH"

"The GOP FINAL Solution:
Making Young Women Criminals
Is Not The Answer!"








"Even Lawyers PASS the Bar
GOP Wants Young Women Behind Them!"





[Edited by: Passer at 1/23/2015 1:53:18 AM EST]
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 1:47:02 AM

fUT, SE3.5 must have had a stroke trying to put your post on his banner...
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gas_too_high
Champion Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 4:19:17 PM

Every Abortion kills a baby
And Injures a woman

GTH
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flyboyUT
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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 4:07:22 PM

Reality is a bummer aint it.
.
.
Just to show how totally clueless obama really is ------
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.
>>>During the State of the Union President Obama cited eBay as an example of “millions of Americans in jobs that didn’t even exist 10 or 20 years ago.” Less then one day after his speech eBay announced it was laying off 2,400 workers.

Via Free Beacon:

THE POLITICO reports that President Obama, during his State of the Union address on Tuesday, gave shouts outs to a number of American companies in an effort to highlight the strength of the U.S. economy.

Nearly all of those companies, it turns out, are big political spenders and have contributed heavily to Democrats. One of those companies was eBay, which Obama cited as an example of how “millions of Americans [are working] in jobs that didn’t even exist 10 or 20 years ago.”

That now seems like an unfortunate choice, because less than 24 hours after Obama’s speech, eBay announced it was cutting 2,400 jobs, or about 7 percent of its workforce. Investors welcomed the layoffs, and the company’s stock jumped more than 4 percent on the news.<<<

If it wasnt so sad it would be laughable.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 2:07:58 PM

"How About a Truce on the War of the Unborn?"

"[Say First], Let's Not Make Pregnant Women, CRIMINALS, The GOP Way..."
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gas_too_high
Champion Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 6:48:40 AM

How About a Truce on the War of the Unborn?

GTH
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 12:13:37 AM

"House Abortion Legislation: GOP Offers 2 Rapes For The Price of 1!"




(IF A WOMAN IS RAPED AND GETS AN ABORTION without reporting it to police IT MAKES HER A CRIMINAL AND SHE CAN BE CHARGED according to the GOP House Legislation! So the 1st Rape is by the Criminal, the 2nd by the GOP legislation!)





"How About A GOP Truce On Their War On Women???"



[Edited by: Passer at 1/22/2015 12:13:58 AM EST]
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gas_too_high
Champion Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Jan 21, 2015 11:07:41 AM

Obama's State of the Union:
Congress must listen to me, even though my party lost Congress in the last election

GTH

[Edited by: gas_too_high at 1/21/2015 11:08:14 AM EST]
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gas_too_high
Champion Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Jan 21, 2015 11:06:32 AM

Tea Party Derangement Syndrome
Makes for Bad Bumper Stickers

GTH
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 21, 2015 2:16:51 AM

"Two HEADS May Be Better Than One, Mitt But Not Faces!"
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 1:34:23 PM

"JEB'S BUSHY TALE IS NOW WAGGING WONDERFULLY"
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 2:37:22 AM

"Tea Party Never Met An Idea It Didn't Wish To Blowup!"




[Edited by: Passer at 1/18/2015 2:37:57 AM EST]
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 12:29:01 PM

"GOP Whip: [david] DUKES, DUKES DUKES of Peril!"
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 2:20:49 AM

"New GOP Whip: Sheet For Brains???????"
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 2:19:43 AM

"Obama Wants 2 Yrs of Community College for HS Graduates: Tea Party DUMBFOUNDED!"
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 7, 2015 2:18:01 AM

"Tea Party Fails In A Coup Coup Against Boehner's Speakership"

(His victory assures that he is one who flew over the TP Coup Coup's nest!)
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gas_too_high
Champion Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Jan 6, 2015 11:48:42 PM

New Year, same old -- Passer backslides into TPDS (and tortures puns in doing so).

GTH
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 6, 2015 11:45:01 AM

"GOP Whip Has A New Rat Tale That Really Stings"


(Doesn't wag as high as their new Bushy Tail, though)
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 6, 2015 2:39:47 AM

"American People Suffer From GOP WHIPlash!"
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 4, 2015 11:14:44 PM

"BEWARE OF BUSHY TAIL REDUX!"
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Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 12:51:27 AM

GOP Whip:

"Democrats Put Up Your [David] DUKES; I'VE PUT UP MINE!"






[Edited by: Passer at 12/31/2014 12:51:56 AM EST]
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rjhenn
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Message Posted: Dec 30, 2014 8:53:56 PM

Black lives matter,
But only if they're taken by white cops.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 30, 2014 11:42:36 AM

"New GOP House Whip seems to be KKK Sheet Out of Luck!"








(But don't worry, a GOP whip is said to be priceless on the newly purchased GOP Plantation, also known as the US Congress)









[Edited by: Passer at 12/30/2014 11:46:55 AM EST]
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Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 25, 2014 1:20:20 PM

"NK's 'Terrorbytes of Bolgna' More Than They Can Chew"

(Yet US is the one Fedup)

(PS Passer's Puns Precious, not to mention Politeration)

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rjhenn
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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 10:12:21 PM

The Sony hack: Proof that NK has no confidence in Kim Jong-Un.
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SE3.5
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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 8:52:14 AM

NK threatens;
Sony kowtows.
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gas_too_high
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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 8:43:49 AM

Wow! Passer's last *2* posts were free of Tea Party rants!

I can actually agree with the last one. (Now we just need to work on Passer's horrible attempts at puns).

GTH
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Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 2:23:58 AM

"Kim Jong Un: People's Pig & 'Dear Phony' Bullies Sony With Terrorbytes of Bologna"
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teacher_tim
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 2:40:22 PM

Way to go, Passer! A post without your Tea Party obsession.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 2:02:02 AM

"Supporters of TransCANADA's Pipeline Are Crude"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Dec 10, 2014 2:17:34 AM

****Breaking [literally]***:

"Tea Party Anarchists Blow Up GOP 'Big Tent'!!"


(ELEPHANT [ie GOP get it?] IN THE ROOM DIES...
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teacher_tim
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2014 1:33:20 PM

Dems got a spanking in November, that lasted until December in Louisiana.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2014 1:17:25 PM

"Always saying, 'NO!' can be excused





ONLY For a TWO year old."


(But that won't always prevent a spanking.)








[Edited by: Passer at 12/9/2014 1:19:46 PM EST]
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SE3.5
Champion Author Indianapolis

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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 6:23:52 PM

Multiple repetition does not
change opinion into fact.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 2, 2014 1:47:13 AM

"GOP To Their TP Anarchists: More Science, Less Fear!"
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