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Nicoalbum

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Message Posted: Nov 30, 2013 8:49:16 PM

When someone says, “I love that car so much, I’d sell my (insert appropriate limb and/or body part here) for one of those”, it’s a phrase that isn’t often taken literally.

Then again, if you love that car so much, you’d do anything. Case in point: Mark Parsi. He plans to sell his testicle to buy his dream car, only it won’t be a Lamborghini Veneno or a Mazzanti Evantra. According to News, the U.S. resident will buy a Nissan 370Z with the $35,000 proceeds after donating one of his testicles for medical research.

The 370Z starts at $29,900 south of the border and tops out at about $35,200. We’re not exactly sure what to make of this, but we’ll leave you with this: Some people really do take to flashy cars to compensate for anything lacking, ahem, down there.
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FuelishGuy
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 10:05:32 PM

I don't have the balls for that!
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leemun
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 6:13:13 PM

Which one? It's supposed to be the left, but the article leaves out that detail.
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MadFueler
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 2:08:33 PM

O--kay - so who was the buyer?

It would make more sense to sell about 6 inches of leg length to keep from bumping your head when you get into one of those things. (At least that's what happened to me the one time I sat in a 350Z - guess the model number has gone up again.)

[Edited by: MadFueler at 12/1/2013 2:08:51 PM EST]
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MrLefty0706
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 1:26:00 PM

This is crazy.
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txequitygas
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:15:19 PM

ok
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md11capt
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 11:56:29 AM

Was it more expensive than an arm or leg?
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RitaVespa
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 11:33:05 AM

So creepy
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mobal
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 11:26:28 AM

I am speechless on this one......
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ObieDog
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 10:28:15 AM

Remember to update your personal ad. Flashy new car and I can still buy one more for you!
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BBopp
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 9:41:55 AM

How can it be a donation if he received $35,000? Priceless.
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GKW
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 8:46:02 AM

No thanks, I will keep all my body parts.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 8:35:10 AM

Hard to believe.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 8:30:29 AM

TMI
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 8:23:31 AM

You said it all Straitliner
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Straitliner
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 7:50:17 AM

People who buy foreign name plate vehicles don't have balls or brains, that is if this story is real. Don't believe everything you read.
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AVKZ
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 7:25:36 AM

Weird.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 6:15:51 AM

Ok?
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 6:13:03 AM

$35,000 for a "donation!?" What ball he has.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 5:09:08 AM

Ultra special..!
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 4:59:44 AM

Interesting concept, but not related to fuel prices.
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mwg6275
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 4:59:23 AM

Stupid.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 4:50:49 AM

HOW DOES THIS LOWER GAS PRICES ???
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 4:49:41 AM

NOT A SMART CHOICE !!!
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 4:45:47 AM

Some folks just never grasp long term planning. And when he needs to replace the Z?
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 4:43:01 AM

Idiotic.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 3:40:19 AM

Gives new meaning to the saying - I'd give my left nut!!?,
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 3:25:19 AM

There no sanity in this to my way of thinking.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 3:24:50 AM

A Nissan.................bahahahahahahaha. I know there is something seriously wrong with this guy, the Nissan confirms it.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 3:15:15 AM

I could understand for a BMW or a Mercedes, but a Nissan.........lol
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 2:11:21 AM

Speechless....
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 2:10:57 AM

This guy is a nut (less).
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 2:07:13 AM

What a nut job.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 1:45:18 AM

Drop me a pristine '69 1/2 Plymouth Road Runner 440 6-pack in my lap and I'll give you BOTH of mine!!! Or ANY Hemi B-body from that time...
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 1:40:03 AM

This guy is gonna have a ball riding around in his new car!!!!!
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 1:36:42 AM

Oh oh what can you say?
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 1:33:01 AM

Eeewww!
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 1:20:56 AM

One Nut, 6 speed
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 1:12:24 AM

Amazing.
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VDubBill
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 1:05:30 AM

This guy is nuts. Well, okay, this guy is nut.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:52:18 AM

Silly season
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:51:55 AM

Psychopathic idiot
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:50:57 AM

This guy is nuts.
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pricewar
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:39:54 AM

That takes some balls... There I said it!
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:34:45 AM

ok
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:31:55 AM

.
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This item deserves the ten foot pole treatment... ; )
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RAE344
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:24:56 AM

To each their own, but I don't agree with his decision.
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:20:04 AM

Idiot
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:14:36 AM

crazy news
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2013 12:13:07 AM

This guy has a few screws loose upstairs!
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Idiot
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