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goldseeker

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Message Posted: May 21, 2013 4:01:25 AM

Just fired my up my ride mower this past weekend. In fact it fired right up. It had set for 6 months with a partial tank of e10. I even topped the tank off with e10 that had been stored in a gas can for several months.

Guess what? No phase separation, no degraded fuel line, and no corrosion.

Should I be disappointed? That nasty ole ethanol did not do what it was suppose to.

Guess those armchair experts were wrong again.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Aug 3, 2014 5:37:13 PM

Without a doubt, ethanol traces would soften the plastic string and cause the failure.
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Banjoe
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Message Posted: Aug 3, 2014 9:13:45 AM

String failure is definitely a sign of that darn nasty ole ethanol being around somewhere.

Bet you cut the grass in the area with ethanol poisoned gasoline and there are traces left all over the place that have led to your system breakdown.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Aug 2, 2014 10:52:12 PM

My string trimmer ran out of string today. Bet it was the ethanol's fault. Oh, wait. It's electric!
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Banjoe
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Message Posted: Aug 1, 2014 8:35:47 AM

Ethanol is the anti-carbon answer to global climate destruction.

Is there anything that darn nasty ole ethanol can't solve?
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stickyvalves
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Jul 31, 2014 11:51:29 AM

Global cooling due to ethanol usage.
HMMMmm. That has a good ring to it.
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goldseeker
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Message Posted: Jul 29, 2014 2:35:42 AM

Pretty cool around here too.
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stickyvalves
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Jul 28, 2014 5:09:19 PM

Many parts of Iowa are looking at record low temperature averages for July. I think that darn ol' ethanol is causing excess global cooling.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jul 26, 2014 10:02:11 AM

Banjoe, that's a good one.

[Edited by: stickyvalves at 7/26/2014 10:02:33 AM EST]
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Banjoe
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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 8:10:26 AM

Sniffles are the first sign of a darn nasty ole ethanol exposure.

Next comes the whining about melted pistons.
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goldseeker
Champion Author West Virginia

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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 3:30:41 AM

Do you suppose that nasty ole ethanol is causing me to have the sniffles?
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jul 20, 2014 10:25:22 PM

Too much darn ethanol in the air. Humidity is up!! Darn ol' ethanol.
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Banjoe
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Message Posted: Jul 20, 2014 8:04:32 AM

gamechanger - nice link; I appreciate that.

Must have been that darn nasty ole ethanol made you do that.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 2:19:36 PM

JK, ethanol makes it rain into your tank, don't ya know!
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JKazakus
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 8:29:33 AM

found water in my mower's tank this spring.
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goldseeker
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 2:35:41 AM

Thanks gamechanger.
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waynester1955
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Message Posted: Jul 17, 2014 11:02:30 PM

Have a drink but don't spend too much just in case that ole Ethanol...
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ProtegeFL
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Message Posted: Jul 16, 2014 11:57:03 AM

Outstanding!
Pour yourself a tall glass and celebrate!
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gamechanger2011
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Message Posted: Jul 16, 2014 11:14:59 AM

"PUMP" Documentary trailer is out Goldseeker!

PUMP trailer
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sh1361
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 8:52:06 PM

Thanks for the heads up.
I will tread lightly around that darn nasty ole ethanol
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 5:08:23 PM

sh1361, you just never know what that darn, nasty, ol' ethanol will ruin next. Be careful, I hear it's tough on shoe leather.
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sh1361
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Message Posted: Jul 14, 2014 9:54:09 PM

Darn nasty ole ethanol seems to cause you many problems.
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goldseeker
Champion Author West Virginia

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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 3:29:22 AM

The wheels are nearly worn out on my 23 year old mower. Darn that nasty ole ethanol.
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Banjoe
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Message Posted: Jul 12, 2014 8:36:56 AM

Unwashed gum deposits?

I've been finding my supply under restaurant tables for years and never had a problem thanks to that darn nasty ole ethanol.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jul 11, 2014 9:54:42 AM

"Chevron premium fuel"

Shudda been using gasohol. Someone forgot the darn ol' ethanol. It must be the ethanol's fault.
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SilverStreaker
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Message Posted: Jul 11, 2014 9:33:31 AM

Texas agency: More drivers reporting engine problems from Chevron gas

"According to the Texas Department of Agriculture, the agency that inspects gasoline across the state, Chevron premium fuel had unwashed gum content in it."

Darn, nasty ole ethanol made them forget to blame the darn, nasty ole ethanol!
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SilverStreaker
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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 10:00:14 AM

My weedwacker wouldn't start when I tried it for the first time this year. Darn, nasty ole ethanol, I had to charge it extra long to make it work!
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Banjoe
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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 8:08:55 AM

Global warming, climate change, and now global climate disruption....darn that nasty ole ethanol won't let us even define the problem it's causing.
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ggg452
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Message Posted: Jul 9, 2014 9:54:03 AM

So hot that darn ole ethanol evaporated out of my tank....
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SilverStreaker
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Message Posted: Jul 9, 2014 9:18:30 AM

It's too hot today. Darn, nasty ole ethanol is heating water in the air and causing global warming!
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Banjoe
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Message Posted: Jul 6, 2014 9:14:06 AM

I love the 'we are not heating water' discussion.

It's a clear and proud demonstration of the Leave No Child Behind policy and the total belief in freedom of thought regardless of real science.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 10:14:00 AM

nighthawk91, you can't find that answer.
That darn ol' ethanol ate his paperwork!!
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nighthawk91
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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 11:57:54 PM

GrumpyCat: What % of energy is used to make gasoline?

Serious question.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 10:17:35 AM

A bridge fell in when my nephew drove his empty hopper bottom across it. Darn ethanol rusted the bridge beams off. 15" rain over the last 2 weeks didn't help.
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SoylentGrain
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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2014 11:39:27 AM

"If you want to use ethanol, then fine, knock yourself out! But I don't want the government's thumb tilting the balance for anyone's favor on the economic scale."

Are you going to be the first in line to turn down the mortgage interest deduction? That's a direct drain on the tax system. The fact of the matter is every product you use has some tax or regulatory tie to it. You would be naked and starving if you avoided all products and services that were not government controlled or mandated. I don't like it either. But, that's the way it is.
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GrumpyCat
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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2014 11:13:19 AM

"It's a religion for the anti ethanol folks, me, I could take it or leave it...but the outrageous claims made by the anti ethanol folks are just that, unsubstantiated claims."

I find the claims from the Church of Ethanol to be quite outlandish. "We are not heating water" is a hilarious denial of the Laws of Thermodynamics.

I don't find ethanol to be renewable. If it was renewable then it wouldn't consume 60% of its energy content in manufacture from non-renewable resources such as natural gas and diesel.

If you want to use ethanol, then fine, knock yourself out! But I don't want the government's thumb tilting the balance for anyone's favor on the economic scale.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2014 10:07:00 AM

It'll take awhile to get this runoff under control.

I found a hole in my roof gutter. Darn ol' ethanol rusted it out!
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Banjoe
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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2014 9:45:59 AM

Have to love ethanol. It brings folks together even if it's just to disagree about fundamental misunderstandings.

Peace and understanding, thanks to that darn nasty ole ethanol.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jun 30, 2014 10:48:11 PM

Enough, already! I think the ethanol is affecting some people's minds. Darn ol' ethanol.
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rando991
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Message Posted: Jun 30, 2014 1:57:59 PM

It's a religion for the anti ethanol folks, me, I could take it or leave it...but the outrageous claims made by the anti ethanol folks are just that, unsubstantiated claims.
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sh1361
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Message Posted: Jun 29, 2014 11:16:56 PM

Step right up ladies and gentlemen!
I have a product that will free your internal combustion engine from the ills of ethanol. For a small priceā€¦.
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SoylentGrain
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Message Posted: Jun 29, 2014 9:41:32 PM

"More rain! I'm tellin' ya' it's the fault of all this ethanol. "

Of course it is. Burning 15 billion gallons of ethanol each year has consequences. All that ethanol burned releases 0.1 trillion pounds of water vapor into the air. It's got to come down some place.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jun 29, 2014 6:51:25 PM

More rain! I'm tellin' ya' it's the fault of all this ethanol.
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SoylentGrain
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Message Posted: Jun 29, 2014 7:40:14 AM

"We need to quit growing corn NOW!!! Al Gore, where are you!!! "

I'm with ya. Each acre of corn produces 6 tons of product and biomass. When consumed and decomposed that volume of biomass produces 36,000 pounds of CO2. The corn is going to kill us.
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hymato
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Message Posted: Jun 29, 2014 7:20:25 AM

Darn ethanol
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nighthawk91
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Message Posted: Jun 28, 2014 2:35:04 PM

I never even considered that ethanol was the reason for all the flooding in the Upper Midwest!

We need to quit growing corn NOW!!! Al Gore, where are you!!!
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Banjoe
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Message Posted: Jun 28, 2014 9:30:47 AM

Stored our gasoline outside but the river kept rising, Put it in the garage and now the new window is leaking.

Darn that nasty ole ethanol.
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stickyvalves
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Message Posted: Jun 24, 2014 8:34:23 AM

Have a leaky roof. Gasohol fumes ate my shingle nails. Darn ol' ethanol.
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goldseeker
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Message Posted: Jun 24, 2014 3:58:55 AM

Good point sticky.
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stickyvalves
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Jun 22, 2014 7:00:35 PM

Ethanol can't go away. All would dry up then. Attracts water don't you know.
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Banjoe
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Message Posted: Jun 22, 2014 9:26:51 AM

Just filled up the car and now the river is rising. Darn that nasty ole ethanol.
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