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Panedi

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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2012 1:52:33 AM

It is easier to stay out of trouble than to get out of trouble.
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Kulas1
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Message Posted: Apr 19, 2015 4:57:00 PM

Won't never will Can't
never could
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judkay73
Champion Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2015 10:19:33 AM

" I go to Washington to visit my money" - Will Rogers
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Mar 3, 2015 5:16:39 PM


Whether you think you can, or think you can't. YOU ARE RIGHT!

Henry Ford
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MSGuy
Champion Author Edmonton

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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 6:48:08 PM

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.- Phyllis Diller
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 12:57:21 AM


Live Long and Prosper!

R.I.P. Leonard Nimoy
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judkay73
Champion Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Feb 15, 2015 12:50:53 PM

I think the neighbors would line the street and cheer if we ever saw a salt truck on our street.
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2015 7:25:59 PM


LEARN from yesterday, LIVE for today, HOPE for tomorrow.
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2015 6:12:59 PM


XOXO

Happy Valentines Day!! FREE KISSES!!

Leftover and sloppy seconds KISSES will be half price tomorrow.
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Feb 13, 2015 1:02:47 AM


Don't trust a Shadow Head!!

OOPS, now I B 1.
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2015 1:02:40 AM


"Everybody deserves access to independent scientific information so they can make smart, informed decisions on issues that affect their health, safety and environment."

Union of Concerned Scientists
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Feb 10, 2015 1:18:02 AM


Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, 'I’m possible!'

Audrey Hepburn
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Feb 9, 2015 5:25:16 PM


Have a Marvelous Monday!!
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Feb 1, 2015 4:07:48 PM


Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 11:10:17 PM

"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."

~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 7:15:45 PM


Older Than Dirt Quiz :

Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with table side juke boxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8 Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11.. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels... [if you were fortunate])
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S& H green stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You' re older than dirt!

I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.

Don't forget to pass this along!! Especially to all your really good OLD friends

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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 8:30:25 PM



"I've been poor and I've been rich, and rich is better."

—Bessie Smith
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 4:52:42 PM


"Fuel prices are the lowest they have been for 6 years and for 10 years."

Warren
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judkay73
Champion Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 10:31:36 PM

The less you watch TV, the less you need it.
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Jan 13, 2015 7:16:46 PM



"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."

—Ashleigh Brilliant
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Jan 13, 2015 2:58:14 PM


A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 10:05:48 PM



"A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students."

—John Ciardi
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 9:20:47 AM

"We are afraid of the enormity of the possible."

~ Emile M. Cioran
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Jan 3, 2015 10:29:12 PM



"I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers."

—Kahlil Gibran
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 9:41:27 AM

Be as you wish to seem." ~ Socrates
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 11:24:24 PM


"It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it."

—Joseph Joubert
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 4:36:09 PM


"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

May 2015 be better for all of us.

Try to Live, Laugh and Love a Lot in 2015."

Warren
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 1:34:52 AM

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

~ Mark Twain
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Dec 27, 2014 4:26:47 PM


"The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn."

—Alvin Toffler
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2014 9:51:15 AM

"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."

~ Kin Hubbard
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Dec 25, 2014 7:45:18 PM



"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."

—Thomas Jefferson
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Dec 25, 2014 3:51:38 PM


Merry Christmas every BUDDY!!
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Dec 23, 2014 11:27:09 PM




"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

—Joey Adams
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nnyl321
All-Star Author Milwaukee

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Message Posted: Dec 23, 2014 2:49:33 PM

Think smarter, not harder.
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Dec 23, 2014 2:39:52 PM


I ♥ CHRISTmas!!

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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Dec 23, 2014 8:45:58 AM

"There must have been some magic in that old top hat they found."

~ Steve Edward Nelson & Walter "Jack" Rollins
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Dec 22, 2014 6:43:42 PM


Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.

Václav Havel
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Dec 22, 2014 6:41:44 PM


The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

Samuel Johnson
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Dec 22, 2014 6:40:17 PM


Only in the darkness can you see the stars.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Dec 22, 2014 6:38:08 PM


God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless.

Chester W. Nimitz
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Dec 22, 2014 6:36:24 PM


Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.

Maori Proverb

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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Dec 22, 2014 9:56:49 AM

"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars."

~ Og Mandino
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Dec 21, 2014 5:11:50 PM



"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

—James Holt McGavran
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2014 9:42:47 AM

"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored."

~ Evelyn Waugh
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 11:51:58 PM



“Youth is wasted on the young”

- George Bernard Shaw
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 1:19:08 AM



"My advice to you is get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

—Socrates
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Dec 18, 2014 9:10:05 AM

"Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period."

~ Frances Wright
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Dec 17, 2014 11:14:33 PM



"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

—Thomas Jefferson
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t-w
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Dec 16, 2014 9:11:55 PM



"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."

—William Blake
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Dec 15, 2014 11:24:55 PM



"My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating."

—Ashleigh Brilliant
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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Dec 15, 2014 5:18:12 PM


A warm November is the sign of a bad winter.

Farmers Almanac
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Dec 15, 2014 8:50:14 AM

"I have never seen snow and do not know what winter means."

~ Duke Kahanamoku
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