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Panedi

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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2012 1:52:33 AM

It is easier to stay out of trouble than to get out of trouble.
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masrod
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 8:33:04 AM

"Calmness is the cradle of power."

~ Josiah Gilbert Holland
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Panedi
Champion Author Atlanta

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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 6:08:04 AM

Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color. ~Author Unknown
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 8:59:33 PM


"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

—Abraham Lincoln
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 10:43:35 AM

"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop."

~ Confucius
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 9:06:31 AM

Fairytales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children know they exist.
Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed.
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 10:16:12 PM



"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."

—Horace Walpole
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 10:13:41 AM

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only Love can do that."

~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Panedi
Champion Author Atlanta

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 7:50:27 AM

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. ~Christopher Reeve
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 5:21:35 AM

Life is what happens when you're making other plans.
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 11:31:42 AM


"The average person thinks he isn't."


—Father Larry Lorenzoni



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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 9:11:08 AM

The difference between drug addiction, alcohol addiction and food addiction is... you HAVE TO eat to live. On that note, don't LIVE to eat.


[Edited by: yakamaniac at 11/22/2014 9:12:38 AM EST]
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 8:09:39 AM

"The home should be the treasure chest of living."

~ Le Corbusier
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 9:49:44 PM



"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."

—Mark Twain


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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 9:09:49 AM

"The more things you do, the more you can do."

~ Lucille Ball
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 3:28:19 AM

I think I'll write my congress man. I'll tell him to pass a bill,
"The next time you catch somebody starting rumors, shoot to kill."
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 10:30:17 PM



"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."

—Mignon McLaughlin


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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 9:02:59 AM

"Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality."

~ Nikos Kazantzakis
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 6:55:20 AM

Just because you ARE a character, doesn't mean you HAVE character.
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Panedi
Champion Author Atlanta

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 5:47:03 AM

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.

Oprah Winfrey
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 9:46:17 PM


"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty."

—Sacha Guitry
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 6:52:57 PM

Don't trust anyone who says, "Trust me."
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 9:58:14 AM

"Experience is the teacher of all things."

~ Julius Caesar
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 10:03:17 PM


"There are four boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order."

—Anonymous
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 7:09:46 PM

Come on now, there are just some people who ought not reproduce. I mean, really.
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 7:08:34 PM

NEVER RELINQUISH YOUR WEAPON!! EVER!!
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ItisAJeepThing
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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 6:07:20 PM


I would gladly trade in my "Caller I.D." for a "Caller I.Q.

Warren
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 11:12:09 AM


"You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway."

~ John Steinbeck
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Panedi
Champion Author Atlanta

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 4:46:26 AM

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure. ~~~
~Murphy’s Law
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 10:09:04 PM



"Rule of thumb–every time Microsoft use the word 'smart,' be on the lookout for something dumb."

—John Walker


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ItisAJeepThing
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 6:37:53 PM

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”

~ William W. Purkey

[Edited by: ItisAJeepThing at 11/17/2014 6:40:18 PM EST]
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 10:05:38 AM

"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."

~ Earl Wilson
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 9:40:45 AM

"God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say 'thank you?' "

~ William Arthur Ward
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 8:09:24 AM


"To let a fool kiss you is stupid; to let a kiss fool you is worse."

—Anonymous
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 5:47:17 AM

Confucius say, "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 5:42:06 AM

Confucius say, "Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life."
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 5:35:40 AM

Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot." lol
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 5:16:58 AM

It is difficult to soar like an eagle when you fly with turkeys.
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yakamaniac
Champion Author Yakima

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 5:12:13 AM

You have got to stand for something or you will fall for anything.

Father of Star Jones... as far as I know
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 11:49:45 PM


No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. ~Terry Josephson

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Panedi
Champion Author Atlanta

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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 12:22:56 PM

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. ~~~~Chinese Proverb
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 8:55:27 AM

"Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined."

~ Leo Rosten
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 9:51:05 PM



All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 9:55:57 PM


Failure is taking the path that everyone else takes,
success is making your own path


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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 8:14:28 AM

"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face."

~ Victor Hugo
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Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 10:57:12 PM


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
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Panedi
Champion Author Atlanta

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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 7:04:09 PM

Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. ~Dion Boucicault
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 9:19:30 AM

"I love being by the ocean. It stills the voices in my head."

~ Chris Weitz
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 8:31:11 AM

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived."

~ George S. Patton

Happy Veterans Day!! A Salute to all our Veterans, past & present!!
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Panedi
Champion Author Atlanta

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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 4:44:00 AM

For Our Veteran's * (They are this country's BRAVE)

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This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.

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~~~Elmer Davis

[Edited by: Panedi at 11/11/2014 4:44:23 AM EST]
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masrod
Champion Author Iowa

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Message Posted: Nov 10, 2014 9:00:22 AM

"Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads."

~ Henry David Thoreau
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