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4X4Lady

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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2007 9:57:19 AM

Add (4) words to make a DIFFERENT nursery rhyme.
IF it rhymes all the better.I'll start............Hickory, Dickory, Dock, the.....
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sillywagon
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 8:12:01 PM

can't tell a lie
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 6:26:34 AM

But, what a guy!!
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Message Posted: Nov 27, 2014 9:52:36 PM

but wears clip-op tie?
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Message Posted: Nov 27, 2014 7:57:29 AM

and Superman can fly!!
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Message Posted: Nov 26, 2014 8:00:57 PM

"Rambo is still Sly!"
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Message Posted: Nov 26, 2014 6:05:50 AM

Now, we all cry......
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sillywagon
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 8:57:08 PM

Warren Buffet "I'll buy!"
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clpete14
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 6:55:21 AM

But, someone said, "Why?"
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sillywagon
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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 9:55:33 PM

GasBuddy should charge fee
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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 6:42:32 AM

and they all agree
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sillywagon
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 9:29:00 PM

manly food says she
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 9:05:33 AM

and it's gluten free
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sillywagon
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 8:46:06 PM

containing tofu, gourmet low
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 7:06:13 AM

and eating sloppy joes
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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 8:27:49 PM

requiring coating nostrils pantihose
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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 6:42:36 AM

and smoke irritates nose
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 9:10:00 PM

wood fires warmth flows
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clpete14
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 7:09:23 AM

(and) wind begins to blow
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snowmen start to grow
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clpete14
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 6:08:50 AM

and, as everyone knows,
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sillywagon
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lawn impractical to mow
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clpete14
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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 9:08:01 AM

until it stinkin' snows
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sillywagon
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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 11:02:42 PM

through multitasking using toes
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clpete14
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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 6:16:27 AM

and wash your clothes
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sillywagon
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 9:46:13 PM

with old lady's pantihose
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clpete14
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 10:15:52 AM

(and) cover mouth and nose
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 10:08:59 PM

stay away from ho's
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clpete14
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 9:53:02 AM

But, CDC says "No!!"
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 9:10:57 PM

infectious diseases with flair
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clpete14
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 6:37:15 AM

with whom you'll share
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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 8:24:54 PM

especially to your heir
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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 8:49:17 AM

about being totally fair
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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 9:45:57 PM

regardless, they don't care
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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 6:28:09 AM

without permit on thoroughfare
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 9:34:54 PM

especially porcupines selling tupperware
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clpete14
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 8:03:36 AM

to escape from there
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sillywagon
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Message Posted: Nov 10, 2014 10:02:52 PM

thankfully had taxi fare

[Edited by: sillywagon at 11/10/2014 10:03:09 PM EST]
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sillywagon
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Message Posted: Nov 9, 2014 8:27:36 PM

nibbling his remaining hair

[Edited by: sillywagon at 11/9/2014 8:27:59 PM EST]
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clpete14
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Message Posted: Nov 9, 2014 6:18:05 AM

along came a hare
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 10:37:32 PM

while pulling out hair
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 7:53:51 AM

(and) he began to stare
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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2014 6:56:43 PM

departing politician experiencing nightmare
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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2014 6:23:26 AM

laying beside lawn chair
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Message Posted: Nov 6, 2014 9:52:58 PM

from giant rotting pear
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Message Posted: Nov 6, 2014 7:34:55 AM

with stench in air
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Message Posted: Nov 5, 2014 8:10:10 PM

but bones littered lair
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Message Posted: Nov 5, 2014 6:16:08 AM

The punishment was rare,
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sillywagon
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Message Posted: Nov 4, 2014 7:07:17 PM

feed politician to bear
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Message Posted: Nov 4, 2014 7:09:56 AM

But, someone did dare
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Message Posted: Nov 3, 2014 10:15:16 PM

bureaucrats just didn't care
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