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teacher_tim
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Message Posted: Jan 27, 2006 3:04:17 PM

It started with scenery and now has acquired a life of it's own...

from A to Z and over again..

list things you can see on Chuck's farm and a comment to explain if you want...

A- anthillEd's Farm near Chuck's (Chuck is more secretive than Ed)
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Bill G.
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"Because she can't wait for the new batch of booze!", says Yancy.
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"All I was doin' was bein' happy!" said Velma.
"I sing when I'm happy!"
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Message Posted: Mar 27, 2015 4:43:02 PM

“Zippity Doo Da! Zippity Dee A!” Velma suddenly sings, trying to distract Eugene
—Eugene, easily distracted: “Velma? Why’re’ya singin’? I don’t hear no radio!”
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Message Posted: Mar 27, 2015 12:53:08 AM


"Yancy, you guys sure have poor Eugene all confused now!", whispers Becky. "That's no big feat!", says Yancy, laughing.
"Who has big feet? Me? See, you're always pickin' on me!", yelps Eugene.
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2015 11:14:09 PM

Xitty appeared in the barn. She curled up in Yancy's lap and purred.

"We're going to make shine and you can buy other brands at the liquor store!" said Yancy matter of factly.
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2015 3:20:34 PM

“Well…We use them to get clay out at the clay pit.” Yancy quickly lies, so Chuck won’t tell
—“Clay??” Eugene is confused (so is Chuck)
—“What do you do with the clay?” Eugene asks, trying to understand
—Yancy, with a straight face: “Velma & Becky use it to make dishes.”
—Eugene, amazed: “Why would they do that? Don’t they know that you can buy dishes at the store?”
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2015 7:00:01 AM


"Valves, hmmm.... are these valves Chuck?", asks Eugene, holding up a pair of old Massey-Ferguson tractor fuel pumps.
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2015 12:30:15 AM

"Under the work bench!" yells Chuck. "You missed a couple of valves." He was directing Eugene, collecting parts for the still.
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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2015 2:04:41 AM


Tractors, waiting silently for their Spring maintenance (seen on Chucks Farm!).
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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2015 11:08:22 PM

"Some of them make really good shine!" adds Eugene.
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"Really, Becky, folks around here been makin' and drinkin' shine forever. What's the big deal?", asks Eugene?
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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2015 11:18:18 PM

"Quantity of moonshine you guys make is probably more than allowed!" says Becky.

"Allowed by whom?" asked Yancy. "We keep it in the barn for us!"
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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2015 2:56:16 AM


"People need hobbies Becky, and building stills is one of ours! Come on, don't be a party-pooper!", cries Chuck.
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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2015 1:13:44 AM

"Oh, I think there may be a concern!" said Becky, standing in the doorway.
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Message Posted: Mar 22, 2015 1:15:57 AM

"No more hooch we can't find!" says Yancy.
"We'll just make some more!" adds Chuck.
"Good to have a supply!" says Eugene.
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Message Posted: Mar 22, 2015 12:08:19 AM


"Maybe we can use this copper tubing?", asks Eugene.
"Sure can! We needs lots of that", says Chuck.
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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2015 1:14:17 AM

"Let's get busy!" said Chuck.
"If we can find all the parts," said Yancy.
"If we can't, we'll make more parts!" said Chuck.
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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2015 12:09:24 AM


"Killed it, a long time ago. We're just gonna have to rebuild the still and make more", says Yancy.
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Message Posted: Mar 19, 2015 11:43:24 PM

"Just a minute!" said Chuck. "Didn't we already drink that?" he asked Yancy.
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Message Posted: Mar 19, 2015 3:26:20 PM

Indignant, Eugene stomped out of the barn
—As soon as Eugene was gone, Yancy whispered, “Now we can get the hooch out of its secret hiding place.”
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Message Posted: Mar 19, 2015 1:15:01 AM


"Hey, why youse always pickin' on me?", asks Eugene.
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Message Posted: Mar 19, 2015 12:23:01 AM

"Good ol' Eugene!" says Yancy.
"We are talking about a still and a distillery, not artillery."
"There is a difference!" added Chuck.
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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2015 4:30:27 PM

“Fiddle sticks!” Eugene exclaims with a slow grin, “Yancy, you sly ol’ dog, you know I ain’t never had no artillery training! Yancy, where’s your head, we ain’t never had any art-sy classes anywhere around here! So where would I learn’t to do somethin’ like that?!
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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2015 12:33:20 AM

"Eugene!" said Yancy. "That's an old radiator cap. Where did you get your distillery training?
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"Does this look like part of the still Chuck?", asks Eugene, holding up an old Dodge radiator cap for inspection.
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2015 11:44:21 PM

"C'mon, Eugene, you can help me look," said Chuck. He knew there was no hooch hidden anywhere that had not be drank or moved by Velma and Becky.
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2015 6:44:28 PM

“Becky’ll never it figure out!” Yancy snickers
—Eugene, concerned: “But Yancy…Where’s the hooch? I thought that’s why we came out here!?”
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"And look, here are the allen bolts, angle irons, alternator, aluminum airfoils, and the air-gap manifold!", exclaims Eugene.
"Uh, Eugene I'm not sure those are all STILL parts, but we might be able to make-do with some of it", says Chuck.
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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2015 11:12:39 PM

"Zowie!" said Chuck, "here's the hose and propane tank too!"
"Something is coming together!" said Yancy.
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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2015 2:15:09 AM

Yancy said, "In pieces, all over the barn. Look, here's the heater" he said, reaching under a bench.
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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2015 3:28:22 PM

“Xactly where do you think it is?! Yancy asks, with a scowl on his face
—Eugene, innocently answers, “Yancy! Did you forget where you hid the still!?”
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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2015 12:19:00 AM

"Well, do you think we can make some more?" asks Eugene. "I think I know where the still is."
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Message Posted: Mar 13, 2015 6:31:58 AM


"Velma and Becky may have found all our stashed booze after all", says a dejected Yancy. "I thought we had it hid pretty good."
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Message Posted: Mar 13, 2015 12:03:13 AM

"Under the hay bales! Under the hay bales!" yells Eugene.
Chuck and Yancy had already looked there and knew there was nothing there.
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Message Posted: Mar 12, 2015 6:33:30 PM

“Tally-Ho!!” Eugene calls out, hurrying toward the barn
—Yancy: “Hurry up, Chuck! Eugene’ll start huntin’ for that hooch as soon as he reaches the barn!”
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Message Posted: Mar 12, 2015 12:35:45 AM


"So, you think there was only ONE hidden stash?", asks Yancy.
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Message Posted: Mar 12, 2015 12:19:38 AM

"Really?" asked Chuck.
"Becky got rid of that a while ago!" he added.
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Message Posted: Mar 11, 2015 12:08:33 AM

"Quality naps are important to me!" whined Eugene.
"I know where the hooch is in the barn!" said Yancy quietly.
"I could get up for that!" said Eugene.
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Message Posted: Mar 10, 2015 6:58:23 AM


"PLEASE come and help me put the new headlights on the Model T! You are the one who decided it was a good time to work on it, the weather being above freezing for the first time in months. Come on!", said Chuck.
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Message Posted: Mar 9, 2015 11:41:21 PM

"Ohhhhhh!" moaned Eugene. "That's way too loud. What do you want?" asked Eugene sleepily.
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Message Posted: Mar 9, 2015 3:10:10 AM


Noticing that Eugene had just recently suggested they go work on the Model T, and that he was now asleep again, Chuck walked over to him and yelled loudly into Eugene's ear, "WAKE UP!!!"
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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2015 11:24:00 PM

"My thought is, the pies really weren't for us!" said Chuck matter of factly. "Becky's tried this on my before. Let's get on with the headlights."

Klancy and Xitty enjoyed their pies with out competition from others.
Eugene was still sleeping on the couch in the living room.
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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2015 12:10:51 AM


"Let's go work on those Model T headlights Chuck. Its a nice day for a change, and at least our fingers ain't going to freeze off. The pies are ruined anyways", says Eugene.
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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 11:33:16 PM


"Klancy seems to like that pie off the floor! Say... what's in it? Looks like chicken guts!", says Yancy.
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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 11:25:16 PM

"Just a minute!" said Velma. "I know where the ice is in the fridge!"
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“Ice!” Velma states, “Some ice will help cool those burned tongues.”
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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 4:18:30 PM

Install those new head lamps on the model T said Chuck
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"Hot pies!" exclaims Chuck.
"Those things were really hot!" says Yancy.

"I didn't tell you to take them right from the oven!" says Becky.
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"Gosh, it's all ruined now, on the floor. Let the animals have them", suggest Velma and Becky, laughing. "What's so funny? Those were our pies!", exclaims Yancy.
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Message Posted: Mar 5, 2015 11:32:11 PM

Flailing around, waving their arms to get more airflow were Eugene and Yancy.

"Did that pie taste alright to you?" asks Eugene.
"I'm still trying to put the fire out!" says Yancy.

Klancy and Xitty sat down and waited for the pies to cool.

[Edited by: mustang68scout at 3/5/2015 11:32:48 PM EST]
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Eugene bites into the very hot pie…”AAAAAaaa!!!”
—Just as Eugene bites into the pie, Velma yells: “EUGENE! Be careful! That pie is HOT!!”
—Eugene, mouth burned by the hot pie, sticks his tongue out & fans it, trying to cool it off … jumps when Velma yells … dropping the pie & biting his tongue!
—Eugene shrieks, claps his hands over his mouth (& tongue)
—Klancy dog & Xitty both dive for the dropped pie
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