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teacher_tim

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Message Posted: Jan 27, 2006 3:04:17 PM

It started with scenery and now has acquired a life of it's own...

from A to Z and over again..

list things you can see on Chuck's farm and a comment to explain if you want...

A- anthillEd's Farm near Chuck's (Chuck is more secretive than Ed)
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"She might have... I don't clearly recall", said Chuck, "Anyways, I didn't FEED him the burgers and dogs, he stole them when nobody was watching! But I get blamed for EVERYTHING that goes haywire around here anyways. I can take the heat!"
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Message Posted: Sep 13, 2014 11:36:41 PM

"Rent on that doghouse went up, didn't it?" said Yancy. "Didn't Becky send you to the doghouse for feeding Klancy that food?" asked Yancy.
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“Yep! Right into Becky’s basket of clean laundry!” Chuck chuckles, “Really ticked Becky off!”
—Yancy, giggling like a little girl: “Yea! She was so ticked, she grabbed up the broom & started whacking poor ol’ Klancy in the rump! Whacked him all into way to his dog house & then kept banging the roof! I’ve never forget it!”
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Message Posted: Sep 12, 2014 11:31:01 PM

"Quickly woofed his cookies?" said Chuck, finishing the story.

"Kind of appropriate for a dog!" said Yancy.

"Good thing he was outside!" added Eugene.
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Message Posted: Sep 12, 2014 2:54:44 PM

“Please! Don’t say any more!” Yancy begs, holding his sides in laughter
—Eugene, who can’t resist: “Yancy, remember when Klancy …..”
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"Oh boy, that dog's stomach may just explode!", says Yancy. "Yeah, that is way too much food", replies Chuck, "But he'll be O.K., just like last year when he ate all the hot dogs and burgers we had left out for the 4th of July picnic." "Oh yeah, that was hilarious!", says Eugene, with a laugh.
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Message Posted: Sep 11, 2014 11:55:36 PM

"Nice girls that they are, I think someone fed the doggie bag AND the leftovers to Klancy!" said Chuck.

"He was hungry when we took him in there and then he got kicked out!"
"Remember, the girls brought Klancy home with them, we were still eating!" said Chuck.

Just then, Klancy moved on the porch and let out another belch.

"Good thing he is outside!" said Eugene.
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Message Posted: Sep 11, 2014 1:55:05 PM

“Mmmmmm?” Chuck hums, “Do you suppose???”
—Eugene, confused: “Suppose???”
—Just then, Klancy lets out a loud belch…a heavily infused with Chinese spices belch
—Yancy: “Yep! Klancy chowed down on Chinese take-out!”
—Eugene, amazed: “Klancy raided the refrigerator!!!???”
—Chuck, sarcastically: “Eugene, Klancy can’t open the refrigerator!”
—Eugene, still amazed & confused: “But how did he get the Chinese take-out?!”
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Message Posted: Sep 11, 2014 7:13:04 AM


Looking all around, Chuck and Yancy could find nobody inside or outside the house that could have eaten all the food. "While we slept, did we have some mystery guest that slipped in and out, and stole our food?", they wondered. "Did Velma and Becky eat it?" This was a huge mystery.
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Message Posted: Sep 11, 2014 12:07:08 AM

Klancy woke up, said "Woof" and rolled over on the front porch.
"Who ate the rest of the left overs?" asks Chuck.
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"Just one minute! I only ate half of the Hon Sue Gai, and half of the House Egg Foo Young! I didn't touch anything else! Honest!", professes Eugene.
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Message Posted: Sep 9, 2014 11:47:34 PM

"It seems there is a lot of empty Chinese small boxes in the garbage," says Chuck.
"Eugene couldn't have eaten all of it, most of the empties are in the garbage already!"

Klancy was out on the deck sleeping off his lunch.
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Message Posted: Sep 9, 2014 6:40:02 AM


"Hey Eugene, you didn't eat all the Chinese take-out that was in the fridge... did you?", yells Yancy. "Um, umm, ummm....", is the only thing Eugene can seem to mutter.
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Message Posted: Sep 8, 2014 11:45:27 PM

Getting up off the couch, Yancy made his way to the kitchen and opened the fridge.

"Where's all the leftovers?" asks Yancy. "I want a snack!"

Eugene quietly sat in the living room and turned on the TV.
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Message Posted: Sep 8, 2014 3:34:16 PM

“Faith & Begoria!!!” Yancy (startled) yells, leaping up off the couch, “Eugene, that’s a down right dirty thing to do!!”
—Eugene, confused: “What did I do??”
—Yancy, irate: “Sneaking up on a sleeping man & then yelling in his ear is a really rotten thing to do!”
—Then he stomps off to the kitchen, leaving a confused Eugene behind
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Eugene returns to the farm, and finds all the "leftover" Chinese food in the refrig. He has himself one hell of a feast, then finds Chuck & Yancy asleep in the living room. "Hey what's going on guys!", he yells, waking them up.
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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 11:03:17 PM

"Driving to the mall and another mall and then the factory outlet!" said Becky to Velma.

"It doesn't matter, it's shopping!"
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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 12:28:36 AM


Chuck, asleep on the couch.
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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 3:12:25 PM

Becky: “Come on, Velma! It’s time for a week long shopping trip!”
—Velma, delighted: “Count me in! Where will we go?”
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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 1:06:42 AM

"Air conditioning in the house!" said Yancy. "That will keep the air circulating for all of use."

"C'mon Klancy," said Chuck. "That's good enough for me!"
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Message Posted: Sep 5, 2014 2:03:36 PM

“Zowie! Chuck!” Becky exclaims, “If you give Klancy Dog all of that huge ‘doggie bag’, he’ll get indigestion! We’ll have to leave him outside a few days!”
—Chuck, confused: “Outside?! Why would we have to leave Klancy outside a few days? It’s still hot out there!”
—Becky: “Remember the last time Klancy had Chinese take-out? He had hideous gas attacks for 3 days! Remember the smell!!”
—Klancy, grins a big happy doggy grin, Chinese take-out is one of his favorites … he’s willing to stay outside for Chinese take-out
—Becky, continues: “And the droppings were exceptionally ‘fragrant’ too!”
—Chuck, remembering: “YEP! I ran over one of the fresh ones with the lawnmower & the stuff flew out in all directions! It was so bad I couldn’t breathe, thought I’d ‘toss my cookies’ before I made it to the outdoor water hose to wash off. Sure gave a new meaning to that old phrase about that ‘stuff’ hitting the fan!”
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Message Posted: Sep 5, 2014 3:03:12 AM


Yu Wong waves goodbye to his five happy customers.
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Xtremely full, Chuck, Yancy, Becky and Velma waddle to the parking lot.

Chuck was carrying a huge doggie bag for Klancy.

Klancy woofed as Chuck handed him the bag.
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“What do you think about Chinese take-out?” Yancy quips
—the others turn & look at him (like he has a lot more than one screw loose)
—Yancy, take aback, explains: “We are stuffed now, but if we get Chinese take-out, we can have it for supper.”
—Chuck, grinning: “Sounds good to me!”
—Becky, trading glances with Velma & grinning: “Sounds very good to me!”
—Klancy Dog, out in the truck, agrees: “WOOF!”, thinking: ‘More left-overs for me!!!!’
—Velma, quietly to Becky, grinning: “No cooking!!!”
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"Velma, Becky! Funny to meet you here too!", exclaimed Yancy and Chuck. "We're eating Chinese food 'till we are ready to burst, just like you!"
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Up and down the buffet went Yu Wong, filling up the doggie bag.
Up and down the buffet went Chuck and Yancy, filling up themselves.

"Hi boys, what are you doing here?" asked Becky and Velma.
They were just finishing up their lunch.
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“TAKE THAT DOG OUT OF HERE!!” yells the restaurant owner
—Chuck: “But the sign only says ‘No Dogs Allowed AT BUFFET’…so why are you so angry?”
—Owner: “A dog in here could cause the city to yank my restaurant license! That would close me down! What would my family do then?”
—Chuck: “Ohh! Well, if we leave the dog out in the truck, will you fix a ‘doggie bag’ for him?
—Owner: “You bet!”
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"Sir, didn't you see the 'No Dogs Allowed' sign?", asks Yu Wong, the restaurant owner. Chuck replies, "Yes we saw the sign, but we still thought it was O.K. to bring the dog in. He is very hungry too! The sign says 'No Dogs Allowed AT BUFFET'. He's not going to the buffet!"
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Message Posted: Sep 2, 2014 11:17:17 PM

"Replace that with the correct word!" said Yancy.
"Klancy is the dog, your dog, Chuck."

"Let's see if we can get some lunch for all of us," said Yancy hungrily.
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"Quit foolin' around! The dog is Klancy, but as far as I know YOU are Yancy! But I COULD go in by myself. And I'll bring you a doggie bag!", said Chuck, sarcastically.
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Message Posted: Sep 1, 2014 11:05:27 PM

"Perhaps we can get Yancy some leftovers!" said Yancy.
"Wonder why Becky is here?"
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Message Posted: Sep 1, 2014 9:21:34 PM

"Only at the buffet?" asked Yancy. "Must be OK at the table then."
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"NO DOGS ALLOWED AT BUFFET" sign posted at the entrance to The Lo Mein Garden.

"Uh-oh. This doesn't look good you old boy", Chuck said to Klancy.

Klancy sighed.

"Hey that looks like Becky's car!", exclaimed Yancy.
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Meanwhile, Becky and Velma were heading for the local Chinese restaurant.
"There's nothing in the fridge and I like Chinese!" said Velma.

"Ginger Beef, Becky, that's a Western Canada thing, have you ever tried it? asked Velma.
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"Lets go Klancy!", shouted Chuck. And with that, Klancy happily jumped into the bed of Chuck's F-250 and off to town the trio went. "Gonna get some Chineeeeese food!", exclaimed Yancy. Klancy howled in delight.
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Klancy ran through the open back door. He was hungry too.
Klancy didn't know that Xitty got all the leftovers.

"Woof" said Klancy. He wanted to go along for the ride and maybe some leftovers.
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Message Posted: Aug 30, 2014 3:54:33 PM

“Just wait a minute, Yancy.” Chuck responds. “Do you really want to run into Joyce & Eugene? You know he’ll be in shock after shopping at that lingerie store with Joyce!”
—Yancy: “Yea, & if Joyce is like Velma, she’ll want to give a garment by garment description of everything she saw!”
—Chuck: “NO!! Forget Joyce’s diner. How about Chinese?”
—Yancy: “OK. I’ve been wantin’ to try Lo Mein Garden’s new buffet. Let’s go there.”
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Message Posted: Aug 30, 2014 12:24:54 AM

"I think we are going to have to go back to Joyce's diner!" said Yancy.
He was clean and dry from the shower and now, hungry.
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“How about raiding the refrigerator?” Yancy suggests
—Chuck, opening the refrigerator: “Good idea!” … “HEY! It’s empty! What’s up with that!?”
—Yancy, shocked: “EMPTY!? It can’t be empty! I’ll starve!”
—Chuck, checking the cabinets: “Everything here has to be cooked!”
—Yancy, desperate but hopeful: “How about the barn?”
—Chuck, shocked: “THE BARN??? I’m not going to eat hay or raw grain!”
—Yancy, still hopeful: “Don’t ya keep snacks hidden out in the barn? You know…to take care of sudden munchies?”
—Chuck just gives Yancy a look that says: ‘Dingbat! You are more than just a few fries short of a Happy Meal!’
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 1:32:30 PM

"Gone shopping, I expect," said Chuck.
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"Forget raiding the fridge Chuck!", Yancy exclaims. "There's nothing in here... Hey where are Becky and Velma?"
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Excitedly, Velma grabbed her purse. Becky said, "You look more like Yancy getting ready for a feeding frenzy!"

Velma answered, "Well, I do like Chinese and I am a little hungry!"

The boys were in the shower and were going to have to fight Xitty for what was left in the fridge.
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Dejected, Chuck trudges to the shower
—Discouraged, Yancy tromps out to the shower in the barn
—Delighted, Xitty consumes her big plate of leftovers with ‘happy contented sounds’
—Velma, while the guys shower: “Becky, we gave most of the leftovers to Xitty, what are we going to have for lunch?”
—Becky, grinning: “Chinese!! Grab your purse, Velma! Lo Mein Garden has a special buffet today from 11:00 to 4:00. If we hurry, we can beat the rush!”
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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 11:44:56 PM

Chewing happily, Xitty ties into the plate of leftovers.
"She always was cute!" said Becky to Velma.

"Enjoy your reward!" said Velma to Xitty.
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"Becky, look who came inside for once", shouts Velma. "Gee, I wonder what's gotten into her? Begging at the refrigerator now? How cute!", answers Becky. "Well, we might as well give her a nice big plate of leftovers... she deserves it after all the money she made for us", says Velma. Yancy looks on in disbelief... there goes his supper idea!
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“All right! What have you guys been up to?” Becky questions Chuck & Yancy as they tromp into the kitchen
—“Nothin’.” Chuck responds, heading for the bedroom for clean, dry clothes
—“Chuck! You’re all wet! What have you been doing?”
—“Awe, Becky, we sent fishin’ in Shimmerhorn Creek, but the boat had a leak!” Chuck grumbles. “Yancy tried to net Big Daddy Perch & panicked! … Did you know he can’t swim? I need a shower to get all this creek mud off. ”
—Becky, not sure whether to believe Chuck or not: “Don’t you dare a mess in the bathroom…”
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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2014 11:27:22 PM

"Zowie, Yancy!" said Chuck. "What a complainer!" Chuck was pleased he didn't have to take the blame. He wanted to get some dry clothes too.

As they arrived at the back door, Xitty ran in and sat in front of the refrigerator.
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Yancy continues to complain, "Chuck, I gotta get some dry clothes and shoes on! Lets at least stop at home and change!". O-K, O-K you little crybaby, we will!", exclaims Chuck. Xitty is happy to hear this, because she is kind of tired out from all the fishing too.
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2014 11:49:53 PM

Xitty continued walking with the boys, still unknown to them.

She now had a choice. Sit pretty in front of the refrigerator at the farm house, or accompany the boys to KFC.
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Walking back to the farm, Yancy grumbles, “I’m soggy, half drowned, my shoes squelch as I walk, & now I feel half starved!”
—“Well, stop dragging your feet!” Chuck responds, “We’ll raid the refrigerator when we get back to the house!”
—“What about Velma & Becky?” Yancy grouses, “You know our wives will never let us anywhere near that refrigerator!”
—Chuck: “Stop whining!! I have a back-up plan…all we’ll just drive into town & eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
—Yancy, still whining: “We had chicken last night.”
—all the way back, the guys dicker about where they go to eat & what to order when they get there…
—Xitty, unseen, walks with them, thinking: “Sounds just like they’re married…”
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