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teacher_tim

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Message Posted: Jan 27, 2006 3:04:17 PM

It started with scenery and now has acquired a life of it's own...

from A to Z and over again..

list things you can see on Chuck's farm and a comment to explain if you want...

A- anthillEd's Farm near Chuck's (Chuck is more secretive than Ed)
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Message Posted: Sep 2, 2014 11:17:17 PM

"Replace that with the correct word!" said Yancy.
"Klancy is the dog, your dog, Chuck."

"Let's see if we can get some lunch for all of us," said Yancy hungrily.
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Message Posted: Sep 2, 2014 1:37:28 AM


"Quit foolin' around! The dog is Klancy, but as far as I know YOU are Yancy! But I COULD go in by myself. And I'll bring you a doggie bag!", said Chuck, sarcastically.
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Message Posted: Sep 1, 2014 11:05:27 PM

"Perhaps we can get Yancy some leftovers!" said Yancy.
"Wonder why Becky is here?"
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Message Posted: Sep 1, 2014 9:21:34 PM

"Only at the buffet?" asked Yancy. "Must be OK at the table then."
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"NO DOGS ALLOWED AT BUFFET" sign posted at the entrance to The Lo Mein Garden.

"Uh-oh. This doesn't look good you old boy", Chuck said to Klancy.

Klancy sighed.

"Hey that looks like Becky's car!", exclaimed Yancy.
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Message Posted: Aug 31, 2014 11:03:45 PM

Meanwhile, Becky and Velma were heading for the local Chinese restaurant.
"There's nothing in the fridge and I like Chinese!" said Velma.

"Ginger Beef, Becky, that's a Western Canada thing, have you ever tried it? asked Velma.
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Message Posted: Aug 31, 2014 12:54:30 AM


"Lets go Klancy!", shouted Chuck. And with that, Klancy happily jumped into the bed of Chuck's F-250 and off to town the trio went. "Gonna get some Chineeeeese food!", exclaimed Yancy. Klancy howled in delight.
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Message Posted: Aug 30, 2014 11:47:18 PM

Klancy ran through the open back door. He was hungry too.
Klancy didn't know that Xitty got all the leftovers.

"Woof" said Klancy. He wanted to go along for the ride and maybe some leftovers.
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Message Posted: Aug 30, 2014 3:54:33 PM

“Just wait a minute, Yancy.” Chuck responds. “Do you really want to run into Joyce & Eugene? You know he’ll be in shock after shopping at that lingerie store with Joyce!”
—Yancy: “Yea, & if Joyce is like Velma, she’ll want to give a garment by garment description of everything she saw!”
—Chuck: “NO!! Forget Joyce’s diner. How about Chinese?”
—Yancy: “OK. I’ve been wantin’ to try Lo Mein Garden’s new buffet. Let’s go there.”
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Message Posted: Aug 30, 2014 12:24:54 AM

"I think we are going to have to go back to Joyce's diner!" said Yancy.
He was clean and dry from the shower and now, hungry.
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 4:58:45 PM

“How about raiding the refrigerator?” Yancy suggests
—Chuck, opening the refrigerator: “Good idea!” … “HEY! It’s empty! What’s up with that!?”
—Yancy, shocked: “EMPTY!? It can’t be empty! I’ll starve!”
—Chuck, checking the cabinets: “Everything here has to be cooked!”
—Yancy, desperate but hopeful: “How about the barn?”
—Chuck, shocked: “THE BARN??? I’m not going to eat hay or raw grain!”
—Yancy, still hopeful: “Don’t ya keep snacks hidden out in the barn? You know…to take care of sudden munchies?”
—Chuck just gives Yancy a look that says: ‘Dingbat! You are more than just a few fries short of a Happy Meal!’
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 1:32:30 PM

"Gone shopping, I expect," said Chuck.
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 2:04:15 AM


"Forget raiding the fridge Chuck!", Yancy exclaims. "There's nothing in here... Hey where are Becky and Velma?"
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 12:00:06 AM

Excitedly, Velma grabbed her purse. Becky said, "You look more like Yancy getting ready for a feeding frenzy!"

Velma answered, "Well, I do like Chinese and I am a little hungry!"

The boys were in the shower and were going to have to fight Xitty for what was left in the fridge.
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Message Posted: Aug 28, 2014 4:02:09 PM

Dejected, Chuck trudges to the shower
—Discouraged, Yancy tromps out to the shower in the barn
—Delighted, Xitty consumes her big plate of leftovers with ‘happy contented sounds’
—Velma, while the guys shower: “Becky, we gave most of the leftovers to Xitty, what are we going to have for lunch?”
—Becky, grinning: “Chinese!! Grab your purse, Velma! Lo Mein Garden has a special buffet today from 11:00 to 4:00. If we hurry, we can beat the rush!”
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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 11:44:56 PM

Chewing happily, Xitty ties into the plate of leftovers.
"She always was cute!" said Becky to Velma.

"Enjoy your reward!" said Velma to Xitty.
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"Becky, look who came inside for once", shouts Velma. "Gee, I wonder what's gotten into her? Begging at the refrigerator now? How cute!", answers Becky. "Well, we might as well give her a nice big plate of leftovers... she deserves it after all the money she made for us", says Velma. Yancy looks on in disbelief... there goes his supper idea!
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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 4:15:56 PM

“All right! What have you guys been up to?” Becky questions Chuck & Yancy as they tromp into the kitchen
—“Nothin’.” Chuck responds, heading for the bedroom for clean, dry clothes
—“Chuck! You’re all wet! What have you been doing?”
—“Awe, Becky, we sent fishin’ in Shimmerhorn Creek, but the boat had a leak!” Chuck grumbles. “Yancy tried to net Big Daddy Perch & panicked! … Did you know he can’t swim? I need a shower to get all this creek mud off. ”
—Becky, not sure whether to believe Chuck or not: “Don’t you dare a mess in the bathroom…”
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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2014 11:27:22 PM

"Zowie, Yancy!" said Chuck. "What a complainer!" Chuck was pleased he didn't have to take the blame. He wanted to get some dry clothes too.

As they arrived at the back door, Xitty ran in and sat in front of the refrigerator.
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Yancy continues to complain, "Chuck, I gotta get some dry clothes and shoes on! Lets at least stop at home and change!". O-K, O-K you little crybaby, we will!", exclaims Chuck. Xitty is happy to hear this, because she is kind of tired out from all the fishing too.
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2014 11:49:53 PM

Xitty continued walking with the boys, still unknown to them.

She now had a choice. Sit pretty in front of the refrigerator at the farm house, or accompany the boys to KFC.
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2014 3:57:48 PM

Walking back to the farm, Yancy grumbles, “I’m soggy, half drowned, my shoes squelch as I walk, & now I feel half starved!”
—“Well, stop dragging your feet!” Chuck responds, “We’ll raid the refrigerator when we get back to the house!”
—“What about Velma & Becky?” Yancy grouses, “You know our wives will never let us anywhere near that refrigerator!”
—Chuck: “Stop whining!! I have a back-up plan…all we’ll just drive into town & eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
—Yancy, still whining: “We had chicken last night.”
—all the way back, the guys dicker about where they go to eat & what to order when they get there…
—Xitty, unseen, walks with them, thinking: “Sounds just like they’re married…”
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Very disappointed, Chuck, Yancy, Xitty, and her crew head back towards Chuck's Farm. "That was still fun, wasn't it?", asks Yancy. "Yeah, I guess so. A bad day of fishin' is still better than working!", replies Chuck.
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Message Posted: Aug 24, 2014 11:29:22 PM

"Under the boat, around the boat, still out of reach!" yelled Chuck.
Xitty was now sitting on shore watching entertainment by Chuck and Yancy.

Yancy finally realized he could stand and walk to shore.
Chuck was left towing the boat, now half full of water.

Big Daddy swam lazily swimming in deeper water.
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"There he goes again! Every time we get close 'The Curse Of Big Daddy' seems to strike!", shouts Yancy. "Yep, not even Xitty could get him!", says Chuck.
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Message Posted: Aug 24, 2014 12:41:02 AM

"Swim!" yells Chuck. "We're close enough to shore that you can walk!"

By that time, Big Daddy had lazily rolled over and was casually swimming out to the lake.
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Message Posted: Aug 23, 2014 2:46:39 PM

Rising slowly, Big Daddy Perch flips out of Xitty’s reach, flicking water in her face
—“Merf!” Xitty exclaims in disgust as she watches Big Daddy swim toward the commotion in the water
—Big Daddy floats there, just out of reach, watching the guys bail water out of the boat
—Suddenly Chuck sees Big Daddy
— “Yancy!!!” Chuck stops bailing, “theres Big Daddy, grab the net. I think he’s close enough for me to scoop him up!!!”
—“N E T !!!!!” Yancy screeches, “IF THE BOAT SINKS, WE’LL BE NOSE TO NOSE WITH HIM & I CAN’T SWIM!!! BAIL, CHUCK, BAIL!!!!”
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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 11:40:37 PM

Quickly, Yancy picked up the worm bucket and used it to bail water.
"Yancy!" yelled Chuck, "How we gonna catch Big Daddy with no worms?"

Sorry about the N, just mixed up the alphabet.
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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 3:27:41 PM

Patiently, Xitty watches Big Daddy swim, just out of reach…he seems to be teasing her
—Not so patiently, Joyce searches the mall, trying to find Eugene, “Gene? Where are you? Gene, sweetie?”
—Anything but patient, Yancy screams: “Chuck!!! We’re sinking!!!
—Chuck: “Bail, Yancy, bail!”
—Yancy, panicking: “Help!! I can’t swim!!”
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N?

Not paying much attention to anything but Xitty & her babies, Chuck & Yancy failed to notice that their leaky boat desperately needed bailing out. "Uh, Chuck, I'm gettin' wet!", yelped Yancy.

( Next letter: P )
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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 11:43:19 PM

Over at the Lingerie store, Joyce was still looking for here favourite, "Gene."

"Gene, sweetie, where are you?"
Joyce put some clothes back on and went out in the mall to look for Eugene.
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“Merf!” Xitty tries to teach her crew to fish…the half-grown kittens & puppies seem to catch on…but the young lamb & rabbits just don’t seem to ‘get it’
—Intrigued, Chuck & Yancy watch: “O-Boy howdy! This is better than that Family Video show on TV!” Yancy mutters
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Looking around, she saw he was no longer in the store. "Where did that boy go? He must have been bored with all this", says Joyce.

Meanwhile, Chuck & Yancy have paddled their old leaky rowboat out to Shimmerhorn Creek and already have their lines in the water. They again spy Xitty watching from the shoreline. "What is that animal is doing out here?", wonders Chuck. "Fishin' just like us, I guess", answers Yancy.
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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 11:47:01 PM

"Keep those skimpy things coming!" said Joyce, not knowing that Eugene had left the building.
Wondering what was taking so long, Joyce came out to look.

"Gene, I have something to show you!" said Joyce.
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Intrigued, Eugene sidles toward the pretty ladies…
—“EUGENE!” Joyce shrieks, “WHY ARE YOU STARING AT THOSE LADIES!!??”
—As the ladies turn & scowl at him, Eugene turns bright red & dashes out of the lingerie store, abandoning Joyce
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However, there were many, many attractive women, including Joyce, in the store. Eugene was actually kind of enjoying this.
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Message Posted: Aug 19, 2014 11:11:52 PM

"Gene dear," said Joyce, "hand me that skimpy thing there," said Joyce from behind a change room door.

Eugene hated to be called 'Gene'.
"Fishin' does have its advantages," thought Eugene to himself.
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 11:51:07 PM

"Fun for us does not include shopping, but it does include fishin'" said Chuck to Yancy just as they arrived at Shimmerhorn Creek.

"Agreed!" said Yancy.

[Edited by: mustang68scout at 8/18/2014 11:52:37 PM EST]
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"Eugene, do you mind if we stop in this lingerie store?", says Joyce. Before he could answer, Joyce was already going in the store. Eugene couldn't decide whether or not he should, or even COULD go in. "Come on Eugene, what's wrong with you? Scared of a few little bras and panties?", teased Joyce.
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“Delighted, just pur-de-o-lighted!” Chuck responds, “Just wait until I tell Velma! She’ll be delighted to take you shopping!”
—“NO! Don’t tell my wife!” Yancy begs, “I’ll…I’ll…I’ll tell Becky that you just love shopping!”
—Both guys stop, pause & agree: “Neither one of us better breathe a word about shopping!”
—Chuck: ‘Not even about Eugene going shopping with Joyce! Or our wives will insist on a shopping trip & drag us along!”
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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 11:30:58 PM

Chuck and Yancy headed for Big Daddy's home at Shimmerhorn Creek.

As they headed towards Big Silver Lake, passing the caves, Chuck spied Xitty.
Yancy said sarcastically to Chuck, "We'll try for Big Daddy, but I'd really rather be shopping!"
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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 12:51:50 AM


Buying fishing gear wasn't exactly what Joyce had in mind for that evening, but she really liked Eugene and went in the store with him. It was tough pretending to be interested in all the lures, waders, poles, and hooks.
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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 12:07:00 AM

"All ready for some serious shopping?" asked Joyce of Eugene.
"As ready as I will ever be," sighed Eugene.

"They have an ourdoor store there," calmly said Joyce.
"I could shop there!" yelled Eugene excitedly.
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Message Posted: Aug 16, 2014 4:11:44 PM

Zoe, the cook: “OK, Joyce, shift’s up, you can go.”
—Joyce: “Wooppee!!”
—Eugene, with a deep sigh: “S h o p p i n g. ?”
—Chuck, driving: “Yancy, where’s Big Daddy’s fishing hole?”
—Yancy: “He’s in Shimmerhorn Creek, down by where it flows into Big Silver Lake, near some old hidden caves.”
—Xitty, calling to her brood, encouraging them to follow her into a hidden cave: “Mrrrrff!”
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Message Posted: Aug 15, 2014 11:11:59 PM

Yodeling into the cave, Xitty listened for the echo, to tell her how big the cave was.
Yancy, Chuck and Yancy finished off and cleaned the plates at the diner.

They packed up to go fishin', leaving Eugene to wait for 10:10 and Joyce to get off work so they could go shopping.
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Message Posted: Aug 15, 2014 4:44:57 PM

Xitty, back at Chuck’s farm, takes her ‘babies’ on a fishing trip…she has her eye on that huge perch, Big Daddy
—while scouting around, she discovers a hidden cave…
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When the food finally did arrive, there were many questions. "What am I eating, Joyce? This sure doesn't taste, or look like, a large bowl of chili & a jumbo cinnamon roll!", says Yancy.
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Message Posted: Aug 14, 2014 11:51:36 PM

Victory was with Joyce.
"OK, Eugene, you go to the mall. Chuck and I are going night fishin'." said Yancy. "Thanks for the idea!"
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“Uuuuhh!” Eugene is suddenly bashful
—“Perhaps you could join us fishin’?” he blurts out
—“F I S H I N’???” Joyce erupts
—“You mean out in the woods? By a creek?” she queries
—Eugene, still hopeful: “It’s nice & peaceful out there.”
—Joyce: “I don’t think so. Let’s go shopping at the mall! That’d be a lot more fun!”
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"Ten after ten. Why... why do you ask?", said Joyce.
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