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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2004 1:54:43 AM

OK, you all know the drill for these games. The last letter of the previous entry starts the current one. The theme is all things Star Trek (since I hadn't seen this one already done!), so have fun!

I'll lead off with:

James Tiberius Kirk
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Spock: The inhabitants of this planet must live deep underground, probably manufacture food and other needs down there. Our tests indicate the planet surface, without considerably more vegetation or some animals, simply too barren to support life.

Number One: So we just thought we saw survivors there.

Spock: Exactly. An illusion placed in our minds by this planet's inhabitants.

Boyce: It was a perfect illusion. They had us seeing just what we wanted to see, human beings who'd survived with dignity and bravery, everything entirely logical, right down to the building of the camp, the tattered clothing, everything. Now let's be sure we understand the danger of this. The inhabitants of this planet can read our minds, they can create illusions out of a person's own thoughts, memories, and experiences, even out of a person's own desires. Illusions just as real and solid as this table top and just as impossible to ignore.

Tyler: It's Captain Pike they've got. He needs help.

Spock: If we start buzzing about down there, we're liable to find their mental power's so great they could reach out and swat this ship as though it were a fly.

Tyler: Now that entry may have stood up against hand lasers but we can transmit the ship's power against it, enough to blast half a continent.

Number One: Engineering deck will rig to transmit ship's power. We'll try blasting through that metal.
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Kirk: This hearing is convened. Mister Spock, you're aware of your right to counsel of your choice?

Spock: Sir, I waive counsel. Further, I waive rights to this hearing and request immediate court-martial.

Kirk: Request denied.

Spock: May I inquire on what grounds, Captain?

Kirk: A mutiny requires a trial board of no less than three command officers. Since there are only two of that rank available --

Spock: Sir, I must point out that there are three officers of command rank available. Yourself, Commodore Mendez, and Captain Christopher Pike.

Kirk: Denied. Captain Pike is a complete invalid.

Spock: I believe you'll find he's still on the active duty list.

Mendez: We didn't have the heart to retire him, Jim. He's got you. Whatever he's up to, he's planned it well.
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Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.

... Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8..
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"Pulling ahead of us fast. Fuel is down to sixty three point three. If we turn back now, we've just got barely enough to get us back to the base." -- Commodore Mendez

"Shuttlecraft to Enterprise, come in. Shuttlecraft to Enterprise, come in. Enterprise, come in!" -- Capt. Kirk

[Bridge]

"Library computer." -- Enterprise Computer

"Lock on to sensors. Measure object now following the Enterprise." -- Mr. Spock

"Computed. Object is a Class F shuttlecraft. Duranium metal shell, ion engine power --" -- Computer

" -- Stop. How long before shuttlecraft's fuel supply forces return to starbase?" -- Spock

"Computed. Shuttlecraft is already past point of safe return." -- Computer

[Shuttlecraft. Sound of Engine shutting down.]

"We coast." -- Mendez

"Blast you any way. You had no right to come along." -- Kirk

"RHIP, Captain. Rank hath its privileges." -- Mendez

"Two hours of oxygen left." -- Kirk

"Wonderful." -- Mendez

"Part of me is hoping the Enterprise won't come back for us. We step on that deck, Spock is finished. Court-martialed, disgraced." -- Kirk

"He's dead if he makes it to Talos Four. Why would he want to get Pike there? The command reports stated Talos contained absolutely no practical benefits to mankind." -- Mendez

"Spock would have some logical reason for going there." -- Kirk

"Maybe. Maybe he's just gone mad." -- Mendez
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Doctor McCoy: Jim, forgetting how well we both know Spock, the simple fact that he's a Vulcan means he's incapable of telling a lie.

Captain Kirk: He's also half human.

McCoy: And that half is completely submerged. To be caught acting like us or even thinking like us would completely embarrass him.

Kirk: Someone's interfering with my command and my ship. I don't know who it is, but I mean to find out. Even you. If I thought you had the technical know-how I'd suspect you, but you don't. Spock does.

McCoy: He would not make a false entry.

Kirk: There's a false entry in the log right now which doesn't jibe with the established facts. How do you explain that.

McCoy: I can't, but to question Spock of all people? Me, yes. I could run off half-cocked given a good reason. So could you, but not Spock. It's impossible.
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"You ever met Chris Pike?" -- Commodore Mendez

"When he was promoted to Fleet Captain." -- Captain Kirk

"About your age. Big, handsome man, vital, active." -- Mendez

"I took over the Enterprise from him. Spock served with him for several years." -- Mendez

"Eleven years, four months, five days." -- Spock

"What's his problem, Commodore?" -- Dr. McCoy

"Inspection tour of a cadet vessel. Old Class J starship. One of the baffle plates ruptured." -- Mendez

"The delta rays?" -- Dr. McCoy

"He went in bringing out all those kids that were still alive. Just wanted you gentlemen to be prepared." -- Mendez
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Spock: Captain, why should I aim at such a structure?

Kirk: Never mind, Spock. Just get on with the job.
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Spock: I regret not having learned more about this Balok. In some manner, he was reminiscent of my father.

Scotty: Then may Heaven have helped your mother.
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Doctor Crusher: Wake up, you're all right. Come on, come on, wake up.

(Lily awakens in a panic state)

Crusher: Hold steady. Stay calm. You are all right. Now listen to me. You're going to be fine, listen to me. I just need you to do as I say. ..Alyssa, is the EMH program still on line?

Nurse Ogawa: It should be, sir.

(Borg continue to attempt to break down the door. Wham! Wham!)

Crusher: Computer. Activate the EMH program.

EMH: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Crusher: Twenty Borg are about to break through that door. We need time to get out of here. Create a diversion.

EMH: This isn't part of my program. I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.

Crusher: Well do a dance. Tell a story. I don't care. Just give us a few seconds.

(Crusher, Ogawa and Lily escape through a hatchway)

EMH: According to Starfleet medical research, Borg implants can cause severe skin irritations. Perhaps you'd like an analgesic cream.

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LT. COL. FELLINI: Now, look, Mister. You and I had better start communicating. I want to know how you got in here. That's a simple question. Give me a simple answer. Nobody saw you. You got all the way inside without tripping any alarm. How did you do it?

KIRK: Believe me, Colonel, you wouldn't believe me.

LT. COL. FELLINI: Don't try to be funny. How did you get in?

KIRK: I popped in out of thin air.

LT. COL. FELLINI: You seem to think this is some kind of a game.

KIRK: No, Colonel. I know it's no game.

LT. COL. FELLINI: All right. What did you say your name was?

KIRK: For the fourth time, my name is James T. Kirk.

LT. COL. FELLINI: And how did you get inside a top security installation, James T. Kirk?

LT. COL. KIRK: I told you, you wouldn't believe me.

(The Colonel picks up the communicator)

KIRK: Colonel, would you mind being careful with that?

LT. COL. FELLINI: That worries you a little bit, huh? What is that, a radio? Transmitter of some kind?

KIRK: Of some kind.

LT. COL. FELLINI: You can be more specific than that, Kirk. I don't like mysteries.

KIRK: If you don't stop being careless with that, you'll have one. A big one.

LT. COL. FELLINI: I'll have it disassembled and examined. We are not dummies, mister. We know how to find out things we want to know. (tosses it to the guard standing nearby) What is that? Is that a uniform of some kind?

KIRK: This little thing? Just something I slipped on.

LT. COL. FELLINI: Kirk, maybe you don't realize how serious this is. Sabotage of a government installation --

KIRK: -- Did I sabotage something?

LT. COL. FELLINI: No. We stopped you in time. But what would you have done if we hadn't found you?

KIRK: Believe me, Colonel, nothing at all.

LT. COL. FELLINI: Is that what you're here for? Nothing at all?

KIRK: That's what would have happened if you hadn't interfered.

LT. COL. FELLINI: All right, Kirk. Maybe this will make you laugh. Sabotage, espionage, unauthorised entry, burglary. How are those for starters? And I can think up lots more if you don't start talking.

KIRK: All right, Colonel. The truth is, I'm a little green man from Alpha Centauri. A beautiful place. You ought to see it.

LT. COL. FELLINI: I am going to lock you up for two hundred years.

KIRK: That ought to be just about right.
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Spock sings! "Maiden Wine" (bitter dregs)

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