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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2004 1:54:43 AM

OK, you all know the drill for these games. The last letter of the previous entry starts the current one. The theme is all things Star Trek (since I hadn't seen this one already done!), so have fun!

I'll lead off with:

James Tiberius Kirk
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Dr. McCoy: Spock, I've isolated the biochemical substance of the Elasian tears. It's a kind of an infection, and I think I've found an antidote.

Spock: You are too late, Doctor. The Captain has found his own antidote.

McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind? Do you know how long I've worked on

Spock: The antidote to a woman of Elas, Doctor, is *a starship*. The Enterprise infected the Captain long before the Dohlman did.

Kirk: Mister Sulu, prepare to take us out of orbit.

McCoy: Well, I doubt seriously if there's any kind of an antidote for the Enterprise.

Spock: In this particular instance, Doctor, I agree with you.

Kirk: Ahead warp factor two.
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No conditions. Surrender immediately. -- Klingon commander on viewscreen

Captain, he's starting his run. -- Sulu

Scott to Captain. It's in place, sir, but I can't answer for what happens. -- Scotty on intercom

You and Spock get up here. Sulu, prepare for warp manoeuvres. -- Kirk

Aye, sir. -- Sulu

Chekov, arm photon torpedoes. -- Kirk

Photon torpedoes ready. -- Chekov

Warp power to the shields, Captain? -- Sulu

Negative. His sensors will pick up our power increase. The more helpless he thinks we are, the closer he'll come. As he passes, I want to cut in warp drive. We'll pivot at warp two and bring all tubes to bear. -- Kirk

Aye, sir. -- Sulu

Mister Chekov, give him a full spread of photon torpedoes. -- Kirk

Aye, Captain. -- Chekov

(Scott and Spock enter)

One hundred thousand kilometres. -- Sulu

Scotty, stand by to cut in warp drive. -- Kirk

Fluctuation. It's the shape of the crystals. I was afraid of that. -- Scotty

Seventy five. Seventy. Sixty. Fifty. -- Sulu

Fire at minimum range. -- Kirk

Forty. -- Sulu

She won't steady down. -- Scotty

Thirty. -- Sulu

Warp in, Scotty. Full power to shields. -- Kirk

(The Klingons fire.)

Warp factor two. Bring us to course one four eight mark three. -- Kirk

(The Klingons fire again)

Chekov, photon torpedoes. Fire! -- Kirk

Aye, sir. -- Chekov

Direct hit amidships by photon torpedo. -- Sulu

Damage to Klingon number three shield. Number four shield obliterated. Loss of manoeuvre power. -- Spock

He's badly damaged, Captain. Continuing away at reduced speed. -- Chekov
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Sulu: Here he comes again, sir.

Kirk: Stay with the controls. Keep our forward shields to him.

Spock: Better than warp seven.

Kirk: Hard over, Sulu. Bring her around. He's going for our flank. (another disruptor hit) Sulu!

Sulu: Sorry, Captain. She won't respond fast enough on impulse.

Spock: He's past us again. Damage to number four shield.

Kirk: How bad?

Spock: It will not withstand another full charge, Captain. I'm getting some very peculiar energy readings.

Sulu: He's paralleling us again. He seems to have broken off the attack.

Kirk: What sort of readings, Mister Spock?

Spock: She is the source.

Kirk: Elaan?

Spock: The necklace.

Kirk: What kind of jewels are in this?

Elaan: They call them radans. The necklace is supposed to bring you luck. It is of little value. They are common stones.

Spock: These are common stones? (scans them) See, Captain? Here and here.

Kirk: Common stones? Now I see why the Klingons are interested in this system. May I have this?

Elaan: If I can be of any help, of course.

Kirk: You may have just saved our lives. Mister Spock, do you think Scotty could make use of dilithium crystals?
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Ready. -- Kirk

Fifty. -- Sulu

Hold your fire. -- Kirk

She's passed us without firing a shot. -- Sulu

I don't think they meant to attack us. We were very fortunate this time. -- Spock

Yes, their tactics are quite clear now, Mister Spock. They were trying to make us cut in warp drive. That way we'd have blown ourselves up and solved their problem for them without risking war with the Federation. Very neat. -- Kirk
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Mr. Scott: Nobody saw him, but that devil sneaked back in here some way. Watson must've caught him and he was killed for it. He had this. Looks like some sort of transmitter.

Kirk: It's Klingon. Bones?

McCoy: Neck snapped clean.

Kirk: What kind of signal did you send the Klingon ship?

Kryton: Captain, you must know I will tell you nothing. Our interrogation techniques are more excruciating than you are even capable of.

Kirk: Yes, I'm aware you're trained to resist any form of physical torture. Kirk to Spock.

Spock [OC]: Spock here, Captain.

Kirk: Mister Spock, it was Kryton transmitting. He refuses to talk. I'll need you for the Vulcan mind meld.

(Kryton takes the security guard's phaser and vaporizes himself.)

Security: Captain, I'm sorry. He seemed

Kirk: What was he trying to cover that was so important he felt he had to die for it? Scotty, he didn't come into Engineering just to use the transmitter. I want you to check every relay you've got.

Scott: Captain, you must realize the time

Kirk: Don't waste the time telling me about it. Get to it.
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MCCOY: It was a deep wound, Jim. He lost a lot of blood, but he'll recover.

PETRI: If I recover, it will be no thanks to you, Captain.

KIRK: I said talk with her, not fight with her.

PETRI: I should've known better than to talk to her unarmed, but you forced me. I hold you responsible for this.

MCCOY: Well, I've heard of reluctant brides, but this is ridiculous.

UHURA: Captain Kirk. May I speak with you, sir?

KIRK: Yes. Certainly.

UHURA: A message just came from Starfleet Command. It was class-A security and scrambled. I put it through the decoder.

KIRK: What was it?

UHURA: The Federation High Commissioner is on his way to Troyius to attend the royal wedding.

NURSE CHAPEL: Ambassador, if Elasian women are that vicious, why are men so overwhelmingly attracted to them? I mean, what magic do they possess?

PETRI: It's not magic. It's biochemical. A man whose flesh is once touched by the tears of a woman of Elas has his heart enslaved forever.
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Montgomery Scott: Well, I suppose, lassie, that even our impulse engines must seem fast compared to your nuclear propulsion units.

Elaan: We are interested in how the ship is used in combat, not in what drives it. Engines are for mechanics and menials.

Scott: Menials? Without engines, there'd be no fighting or

Kirk: Mister Scott! I wish you had told me you wanted a tour of the engineering department.

Elaan: Do we not have the freedom of this ship? We have granted your crew the permission not to kneel in our presence. What else do you want?

Kirk: Courtesy. Remember?

Elaan: Courtesy is not for inferiors.

Kirk: Courtesy is for everyone around here, and you'll find you won't be able to exist on Troyius without it. Mister Scott, our Chief Engineer, has shown you his engineering department. That's a courtesy. You respond by saying thank you.

(Elaan does not say "thank you", turns and leaves indignantly.)

Spock [OC]: Bridge to Captain.

Kirk: Kirk here.

Spock [OC]: That sensor ghost is moving closer.
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ELAAN: Swine! Take back your gifts!

PETRI: Your Glory, these are your wedding slippers.

ELAAN: Your ruler cannot buy the favours of the Dohlman of Elas.

PETRI: This, (holds a sky blue dress) this is your wedding dress, a gift from the bridegroom's mother.

ELAAN: I want nothing of his!

PETRI: This, This is the most prized of royal jewels for your lovely neck.

(Kirk enters.)

ELAAN: I would strangle if I was to put the gift of a Troyian dog around my neck. Kryton, by whose permission did he enter?

KRYTON: He came in answer to your summons.

KIRK: I understand you're not happy with your quarters.

ELAAN: Quarters! (throws something that breaks)

KIRK: Yes, not happy at all.

ELAAN: Am I a soft Troyian fawn to need pillows to sit on? And these ridiculous female trappings. They are an offense to my eyes.

KIRK: My communications officer generously vacated the rooms hoping you would find it satisfactory.

ELAAN: I do not find them so, and I find him even less satisfactory. Must my bitterness be compounded with that ridiculous ambassador aboard your ship?

PETRI: I explained to Her Glory that her council of nobles and the Troyius Tribunal jointly agreed that I should instruct (pause) make her acquainted with the customs and manners of our people.

ELAAN: Kryton! Remove him! And take that garbage with you!

Petri picks up the wedding dress and necklace box, and leaves with Kryton.)

ELAAN: He dares to suggest that I adopt the servile manners of his people!

KIRK: Your Glory doesn't seem to be responding to instruction.

ELAAN: I will never forgive the council for putting me through this torture. Were you responding to my demand for better quarters?

KIRK: There are none better. I suggest you make do with these.

ELAAN: You suggest?

KIRK: There are no more available, but if that's the only way you can get gratification, I'll arrange to have the whole room filled from floor to ceiling with breakable objects.

ELAAN: I will not be humiliated!

KIRK: Then act in a civilised fashion.

ELAAN: I did not give you permission to leave!

KIRK: I didn't ask for any.
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Ready, sir. -- Zahra

The alien creatures on Deneva have been destroyed. -- Kirk

Captain, look. Mister Spock. -- Zahra

(Spock walks onto the Bridge, followed by McCoy.)

Spock. You can see. -- Kirk

The blindness was temporary, Jim. There's something about his optical nerves which aren't the same as a human's. -- McCoy

An hereditary trait, Captain. The brightness of the Vulcan sun has caused the development of an inner eyelid, which acts as a shield against high-intensity light. Totally instinctive, Doctor. We tend to ignore it, as you ignore your own appendix. -- Spock

Mister Spock. Regaining eyesight would be an emotional experience for most. You, I presume, felt nothing? -- Kirk

Quite the contrary, Captain. I had a very strong reaction. My first sight was the face of Doctor McCoy bending over me. -- Spock

Tis a pity your brief blindness did not increase your appreciation for beauty, Mister Spock. -- McCoy

If you gentlemen are finished, would you mind laying in a course for Starbase Ten, Mister Spock? -- Kirk

My pleasure, Captain. -- Spock

Unusual eye arrangement. I might've known he'd turn up with something like that. -- McCoy

What's that, Doctor? -- Kirk

I said, please don't tell Spock I said he was the best first officer in the fleet. -- McCoy

Why, thank you, Doctor McCoy. -- Spock

You've been so concerned about his Vulcan eyes, Doctor, you forgot about his Vulcan ears. -- Kirk
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Dr. McCoy: Oh, no.

Kirk: What is it?

McCoy: I threw the total spectrum of light at the creature. It wasn't necessary. I didn't stop to think that only one kind of light might've killed it.

Spock: Interesting. Just as dogs are sensitive to certain sounds which humans cannot hear, these creatures evidently are sensitive to light which we cannot see.

Kirk: Are you telling me that Spock need not have been blinded?

McCoy: I didn't need to throw the blinding white light at all, Jim. Spock, I

Spock: Doctor it was my selection as well. It is done.

Kirk: Bones, take care of him.
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SPOCK: Captain, you'll need a host for the next step in the test to determine whether the creature can be driven from the body. I am the logical choice.

MCCOY: Do you know what one million candlelight per square inch can do to your optic nerves?

KIRK: There's no other way, Bones. We have to duplicate the brilliance that existed at the moment the Denevan declared himself freed.

MCCOY: All right. I'll rig up a protective pair of goggles.

SPOCK: There'll be none on the planet's surface, Doctor.

KIRK: I agree completely.

MCCOY: Unfortunately, you're both right. It's the only thing we can do. All right, Mister Spock.

(Spock enters the experimental chamber.)

MCCOY: Mister Spock's the best first officer in the fleet.

KIRK: Proceed.

(Spock sits facing the light source and gets the full blast.)

MCCOY: Completed.

(They open the chamber, and Spock stands.)

KIRK: Spock, are you all right?

SPOCK: The creature within me is gone. I am free of it and the pain.

(He walks forward, straight into a table.)

SPOCK: And I'm also quite blind. An equitable trade, Doctor. Thank you.
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Riker: Damage report!

Crusher: Casualty reports coming in from all over the ship!

Data: The starboard nacelle has sustained a direct impact. We are venting drive plasma.

LaForge: Initiating emergency core shutdown!

Ro Laren: Inertial dampers failing. We're losing attitude control.

Riker: This is the bridge. All hands to emergency escape pods!

Data: Core shutdown was unsuccessful. We are losing antimatter containment.

LaForge: We've got to eject the core!

Data: Ejection systems offline. Core breach is imminent.

Picard: All hands abandon ship! Repeat: all hands aban...!

BOOM!
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