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MadRabbit

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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2004 1:54:43 AM

OK, you all know the drill for these games. The last letter of the previous entry starts the current one. The theme is all things Star Trek (since I hadn't seen this one already done!), so have fun!

I'll lead off with:

James Tiberius Kirk
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ELAAN: Swine! Take back your gifts!

PETRI: Your Glory, these are your wedding slippers.

ELAAN: Your ruler cannot buy the favours of the Dohlman of Elas.

PETRI: This, (holds a sky blue dress) this is your wedding dress, a gift from the bridegroom's mother.

ELAAN: I want nothing of his!

PETRI: This, This is the most prized of royal jewels for your lovely neck.

(Kirk enters.)

ELAAN: I would strangle if I was to put the gift of a Troyian dog around my neck. Kryton, by whose permission did he enter?

KRYTON: He came in answer to your summons.

KIRK: I understand you're not happy with your quarters.

ELAAN: Quarters! (throws something that breaks)

KIRK: Yes, not happy at all.

ELAAN: Am I a soft Troyian fawn to need pillows to sit on? And these ridiculous female trappings. They are an offense to my eyes.

KIRK: My communications officer generously vacated the rooms hoping you would find it satisfactory.

ELAAN: I do not find them so, and I find him even less satisfactory. Must my bitterness be compounded with that ridiculous ambassador aboard your ship?

PETRI: I explained to Her Glory that her council of nobles and the Troyius Tribunal jointly agreed that I should instruct (pause) make her acquainted with the customs and manners of our people.

ELAAN: Kryton! Remove him! And take that garbage with you!

Petri picks up the wedding dress and necklace box, and leaves with Kryton.)

ELAAN: He dares to suggest that I adopt the servile manners of his people!

KIRK: Your Glory doesn't seem to be responding to instruction.

ELAAN: I will never forgive the council for putting me through this torture. Were you responding to my demand for better quarters?

KIRK: There are none better. I suggest you make do with these.

ELAAN: You suggest?

KIRK: There are no more available, but if that's the only way you can get gratification, I'll arrange to have the whole room filled from floor to ceiling with breakable objects.

ELAAN: I will not be humiliated!

KIRK: Then act in a civilised fashion.

ELAAN: I did not give you permission to leave!

KIRK: I didn't ask for any.
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Ready, sir. -- Zahra

The alien creatures on Deneva have been destroyed. -- Kirk

Captain, look. Mister Spock. -- Zahra

(Spock walks onto the Bridge, followed by McCoy.)

Spock. You can see. -- Kirk

The blindness was temporary, Jim. There's something about his optical nerves which aren't the same as a human's. -- McCoy

An hereditary trait, Captain. The brightness of the Vulcan sun has caused the development of an inner eyelid, which acts as a shield against high-intensity light. Totally instinctive, Doctor. We tend to ignore it, as you ignore your own appendix. -- Spock

Mister Spock. Regaining eyesight would be an emotional experience for most. You, I presume, felt nothing? -- Kirk

Quite the contrary, Captain. I had a very strong reaction. My first sight was the face of Doctor McCoy bending over me. -- Spock

Tis a pity your brief blindness did not increase your appreciation for beauty, Mister Spock. -- McCoy

If you gentlemen are finished, would you mind laying in a course for Starbase Ten, Mister Spock? -- Kirk

My pleasure, Captain. -- Spock

Unusual eye arrangement. I might've known he'd turn up with something like that. -- McCoy

What's that, Doctor? -- Kirk

I said, please don't tell Spock I said he was the best first officer in the fleet. -- McCoy

Why, thank you, Doctor McCoy. -- Spock

You've been so concerned about his Vulcan eyes, Doctor, you forgot about his Vulcan ears. -- Kirk
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Dr. McCoy: Oh, no.

Kirk: What is it?

McCoy: I threw the total spectrum of light at the creature. It wasn't necessary. I didn't stop to think that only one kind of light might've killed it.

Spock: Interesting. Just as dogs are sensitive to certain sounds which humans cannot hear, these creatures evidently are sensitive to light which we cannot see.

Kirk: Are you telling me that Spock need not have been blinded?

McCoy: I didn't need to throw the blinding white light at all, Jim. Spock, I

Spock: Doctor it was my selection as well. It is done.

Kirk: Bones, take care of him.
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SPOCK: Captain, you'll need a host for the next step in the test to determine whether the creature can be driven from the body. I am the logical choice.

MCCOY: Do you know what one million candlelight per square inch can do to your optic nerves?

KIRK: There's no other way, Bones. We have to duplicate the brilliance that existed at the moment the Denevan declared himself freed.

MCCOY: All right. I'll rig up a protective pair of goggles.

SPOCK: There'll be none on the planet's surface, Doctor.

KIRK: I agree completely.

MCCOY: Unfortunately, you're both right. It's the only thing we can do. All right, Mister Spock.

(Spock enters the experimental chamber.)

MCCOY: Mister Spock's the best first officer in the fleet.

KIRK: Proceed.

(Spock sits facing the light source and gets the full blast.)

MCCOY: Completed.

(They open the chamber, and Spock stands.)

KIRK: Spock, are you all right?

SPOCK: The creature within me is gone. I am free of it and the pain.

(He walks forward, straight into a table.)

SPOCK: And I'm also quite blind. An equitable trade, Doctor. Thank you.
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You speak of courage. Obviously you do not know the difference between courage and foolhardiness. Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers.

... "COMMANDER KOR", "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7..
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Riker: Damage report!

Crusher: Casualty reports coming in from all over the ship!

Data: The starboard nacelle has sustained a direct impact. We are venting drive plasma.

LaForge: Initiating emergency core shutdown!

Ro Laren: Inertial dampers failing. We're losing attitude control.

Riker: This is the bridge. All hands to emergency escape pods!

Data: Core shutdown was unsuccessful. We are losing antimatter containment.

LaForge: We've got to eject the core!

Data: Ejection systems offline. Core breach is imminent.

Picard: All hands abandon ship! Repeat: all hands aban...!

BOOM!
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Riker: Captain?

Picard: It could all be part of the illusion. Commander Data, report.

Data: All navigational systems confirm we are at warp six on course, sir.

Picard: Counsellor Troi?

Troi: Captain, it has gone. I no longer feel its presence.

Computer: Twenty seconds to auto-destruct. Ten seconds to auto-destruct.

Riker: Captain.

Picard: Abort auto-destruct sequence.

Computer: Riker, William T. Do you concur?

Riker: Yes! Absolutely! I do indeed concur wholeheartedly!

Computer: Auto-destruct cancelled.

(deep signs of relief all round)

Picard: A simple yes would have sufficed, Number One.

Riker: I didn't want there to be any chance of a misunderstanding.

Picard: Of course. You have the Bridge.

Wesley: He sure held that bluff till the last second, didn't he, sir?

Riker: Was he bluffing?
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Bill Blair

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Vulcan Monk - ENT Ep: The Andorian Incident?
Nakan Colonist - VOY Ep: Memorial?
Klingon Crewman - VOY Ep: Prophecy?
Male Uxali - VOY Ep: Friendship One?
Cardassian Rebel - DS9 Ep: When It Rains...?
Cardassian Officer - DS9 Ep: The Dogs of War?
Vulcan Delegate - ENT Ep: Home?
Cardassian Guard - DS9 Ep: Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night?
Klingon Warrior - DS9 Ep: Apocalypse Rising?
Jye Administrator - VOY Ep: Critical Care?
Norcadian Spectator - VOY Ep: Tsunkatse?
Alien Spectator - VOY Ep: Muse?
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31 other roles in DS9 & VOY
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UHURA: You aren't very persistent, Mister Sulu. The game has rules. You're ignoring them. I protest and you come back. You didn't come back.

SULU: (wrapping his arms around her waist) Now you're making sense.

UHURA: I was getting bored. Of course this isn't the time. (The board beeps.)

SULU: Any time's a good time.
(She slaps him, hard.)

UHURA: I'm afraid I changed my mind. Again.

SULU: You take a lot of chances, Lieutenant.

UHURA: (drawing her dagger) So do you, Mister. So do you. Take over for me.
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You have here an unusual opportunity to appraise the human mind, or to examine, in Earth terms, the roles of good and evil in a man. His negative side, which you call hostility, lust, violence; and his positive side, which Earth people express as compassion, love, tenderness. And what is it that makes one man an exceptional leader? We see here indications that it is his negative side which makes him strong -- that his evil side, if you will, properly controlled and disciplined, is vital to his strength. Your negative side, removed from you, the power of command begins to elude you.

... Spock,
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"Errand of Mercy"
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If change is -- inevitable -- predictable -- beneficial -- doesn't logic demand that you be a part of it? One man cannot summon the future. But one man can change the present!

... Kirk and the Alternate Spock, "Mirror, Mirror," stardate unknown.
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1st Omet'iklan: I am First Omet'iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem'Hadar. Remember: victory is life.

Jem'Hadar: Victory is life!

Weyoun: Such a delightful people.

[O'Brien turns to face the assembled Federation officers]

O'Brien: I am Chief Miles Edward O'Brien. I am very much alive, and I intend to stay that way.

Sisko: Amen! Let's get it done!
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Eneg: The trouble with you SS is that you don't realize that punishment becomes ineffective after a certain point. Men become insensitive.

S.S. Major: Yes, Excellency.

Eneg: Lock them up. Let their pain argue with them.
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