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JCS319

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 1:17:31 AM

Post funny bumper stickers that you have seen or heard about:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 10:38:33 PM

Chuck Norris found a alien race, Now we have dogs and cats.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 10:37:23 PM

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 12:08:37 AM

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 3:09:43 AM

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 3:18:55 AM

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 2:54:21 AM

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 12:17:59 AM

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 3:13:41 AM

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 2:44:51 AM

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Message Posted: Nov 10, 2014 2:00:02 AM

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 3:21:48 AM

"mine other car is a JET..."
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 3:07:04 AM

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 2:54:01 AM

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2014 1:28:14 AM

Grow your own dope, plant a man.
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Message Posted: Nov 5, 2014 1:01:03 AM

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 4, 2014 1:54:51 AM

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 2, 2014 2:51:51 AM

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 1, 2014 3:14:33 AM

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
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Message Posted: Nov 1, 2014 2:44:50 AM

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 1:51:25 AM

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Message Posted: Oct 30, 2014 1:39:25 AM

If you are psychic - think "HONK"
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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 11:28:18 PM

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2014 11:20:24 PM

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 11:33:09 PM

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 11:56:10 PM

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 12:37:57 AM

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 3:01:36 AM

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 2:50:24 AM

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 1:46:43 AM

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 1:35:32 AM

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 12:55:11 AM

All generalizations are false, including this one.
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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 3:14:31 AM

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 2:39:48 AM

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 12:30:53 AM

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 1:35:27 AM

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 12:48:45 AM

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 3:17:45 AM

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 12:42:54 AM

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 1:07:00 AM

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
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Message Posted: Sep 30, 2014 1:56:04 AM

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Message Posted: Sep 28, 2014 3:54:19 AM

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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Message Posted: Sep 27, 2014 3:40:18 AM

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Message Posted: Sep 27, 2014 2:56:26 AM

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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Message Posted: Sep 26, 2014 1:32:34 AM

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Message Posted: Sep 25, 2014 1:59:44 AM

He who laughs last thinks slowest!
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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2014 11:20:54 PM

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Message Posted: Sep 21, 2014 4:52:49 AM

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Message Posted: Sep 19, 2014 1:13:19 AM

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
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Message Posted: Sep 17, 2014 12:21:37 AM

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 11:03:05 PM

I love animals, they taste great.
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