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JCS319

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 1:17:31 AM

Post funny bumper stickers that you have seen or heard about:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 11:33:09 PM

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 11:56:10 PM

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 12:37:57 AM

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 3:01:36 AM

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 2:50:24 AM

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 1:46:43 AM

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 1:35:32 AM

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 12:55:11 AM

All generalizations are false, including this one.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 3:14:31 AM

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 2:39:48 AM

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 12:30:53 AM

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 1:35:27 AM

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 12:48:45 AM

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 3:17:45 AM

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 12:42:54 AM

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 1:07:00 AM

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
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Message Posted: Sep 30, 2014 1:56:04 AM

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Message Posted: Sep 28, 2014 3:54:19 AM

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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Message Posted: Sep 27, 2014 3:40:18 AM

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Message Posted: Sep 27, 2014 2:56:26 AM

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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Message Posted: Sep 26, 2014 1:32:34 AM

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Message Posted: Sep 25, 2014 1:59:44 AM

He who laughs last thinks slowest!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2014 11:20:54 PM

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Sep 21, 2014 4:52:49 AM

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Message Posted: Sep 19, 2014 1:13:19 AM

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
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Message Posted: Sep 17, 2014 12:21:37 AM

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 11:03:05 PM

I love animals, they taste great.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 1:52:01 AM

Honk if you like noises!
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Message Posted: Sep 13, 2014 3:14:12 AM

Don't Drone me Bro!
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Message Posted: Sep 13, 2014 2:48:30 AM

Adults on Board: We want to live too!
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Message Posted: Sep 12, 2014 1:13:19 AM

Retirement: Twice as much Husband, Half as much money!
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Message Posted: Sep 10, 2014 1:10:39 AM

It's a Jeep. If I'd wanted a Hummer, I would have called your sister!
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Message Posted: Sep 8, 2014 10:41:56 PM

My Comedy Channel? Fox News
My News Channel? Comedy Central
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Message Posted: Sep 4, 2014 11:05:48 PM

I'm speeding because my kid has to poop!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Sep 2, 2014 11:45:44 PM

Why don't I have any tattoos? - Funny quote says: Why don't I have any tattoos? For the same reason you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.
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Message Posted: Aug 31, 2014 3:03:46 AM

I'll believe that Corporations are People when Texas executes one!
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 5:50:10 AM

Don't worry about the flies- we won't weigh 'em!
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 3:03:50 AM

May the Fetus you save be gay.
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 2:55:46 AM

Don't worry about what people think - They don't do it very often.
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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 10:23:41 PM

Warning: In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned!
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2014 4:14:41 AM

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2014 2:17:16 AM

"I is a college student."
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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 3:39:52 AM

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 2:46:58 AM

My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 3:21:23 AM

Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 2:46:00 AM

I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 3:04:23 AM

A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 2:52:24 AM

I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
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Message Posted: Aug 16, 2014 3:03:36 AM

My karma ran over your dogma.
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Message Posted: Aug 16, 2014 2:11:46 AM

Today's subliminal message is: ( )
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