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JCS319

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 1:17:31 AM

Post funny bumper stickers that you have seen or heard about:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 31, 2014 3:01:55 AM

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 31, 2014 2:56:06 AM

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 29, 2014 3:01:01 AM

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Message Posted: Jul 27, 2014 3:54:36 AM

We don't care how you did it up north.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 27, 2014 3:45:16 AM

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 26, 2014 3:17:36 AM

BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 25, 2014 10:57:03 PM

MY CHILD was trustee of the month at ELMWOOD!!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 4:57:31 PM

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 1:01:35 AM

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 3:11:18 AM

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 2:45:31 AM

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 12, 2014 1:57:37 AM

I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 3:06:02 AM

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 2:54:39 AM

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 7, 2014 3:03:08 AM

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 6, 2014 4:16:49 AM

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 5, 2014 3:43:38 AM

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 4, 2014 3:22:47 AM

Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms"
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 4:49:26 AM

How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 12:29:40 AM

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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Message Posted: Jun 20, 2014 3:28:09 AM

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 20, 2014 2:34:35 AM

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 17, 2014 3:03:10 AM

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 17, 2014 2:55:36 AM

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!
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Message Posted: Jun 15, 2014 3:36:56 AM


''Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.''

—Lyndon Johnson
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 15, 2014 1:27:43 AM

Few women admit their age, Few men act it
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 13, 2014 11:06:38 PM

No Radio - Already Stolen
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 13, 2014 1:27:24 AM

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight
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Message Posted: Jun 12, 2014 2:16:23 AM

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Message Posted: Jun 10, 2014 1:42:50 AM

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS
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Message Posted: Jun 8, 2014 3:35:43 AM

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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Message Posted: Jun 7, 2014 4:03:31 AM

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
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Message Posted: Jun 7, 2014 2:41:41 AM

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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Message Posted: Jun 6, 2014 1:25:56 AM

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 4, 2014 11:39:22 PM

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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Message Posted: Jun 4, 2014 1:50:13 AM

Montana --- At least our cows are sane
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Message Posted: Jun 3, 2014 1:31:33 AM

Work is for people who don't know how to fish
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Message Posted: Jun 2, 2014 1:35:57 AM

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
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Message Posted: May 31, 2014 1:38:08 AM

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Message Posted: May 30, 2014 12:24:37 AM

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
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Message Posted: May 29, 2014 1:38:10 AM

Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle.
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Message Posted: May 26, 2014 3:12:42 AM

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once
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Message Posted: May 25, 2014 3:04:15 AM

All generalizations are false
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Message Posted: May 25, 2014 2:59:33 AM

Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy
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JCS319
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Message Posted: May 24, 2014 1:51:58 AM

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Message Posted: May 21, 2014 11:12:03 PM

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated
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JCS319
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Message Posted: May 21, 2014 2:05:22 AM

I souport publik edekasion
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Message Posted: May 20, 2014 1:47:38 AM

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
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Message Posted: May 18, 2014 3:24:35 AM

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
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Message Posted: May 18, 2014 2:29:02 AM

You have got more bumper stickers than children.
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