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JCS319

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 1:17:31 AM

Post funny bumper stickers that you have seen or heard about:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Apr 20, 2014 4:16:37 AM

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Message Posted: Apr 20, 2014 1:40:05 AM

Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
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Message Posted: Apr 18, 2014 1:40:24 AM

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Message Posted: Apr 16, 2014 10:31:54 PM

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2014 3:03:46 AM

Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2014 2:59:19 AM

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2014 11:52:24 PM

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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Message Posted: Apr 10, 2014 12:25:56 AM

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2014 10:53:23 PM

It works better if you plug it in.
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2014 3:07:30 AM

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
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Message Posted: Apr 2, 2014 3:08:17 AM

Sometimes, when I close my eyes - I can't see.
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Message Posted: Apr 1, 2014 3:44:45 AM

History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
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Message Posted: Mar 31, 2014 4:02:27 AM


''You know nothing for sure...except the fact that you know nothing for sure.''
—President John Kennedy
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Message Posted: Mar 30, 2014 3:11:02 AM

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 3:14:50 AM

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 1:00:53 AM

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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Message Posted: Mar 27, 2014 12:44:35 AM

Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2014 11:51:52 PM

Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.
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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2014 11:28:57 PM

Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2014 7:14:26 AM

"Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers"
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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2014 3:03:06 AM

Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
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Message Posted: Mar 22, 2014 2:58:31 AM

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2014 1:35:54 AM

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
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Message Posted: Mar 19, 2014 10:46:03 PM

Anarchy is better than no government at all.
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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2014 1:30:55 AM

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2014 4:29:41 AM

All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2014 3:30:19 AM

A penny saved is ridiculous.
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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2014 1:54:18 AM

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Message Posted: Mar 13, 2014 1:33:53 AM

A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Message Posted: Mar 11, 2014 1:39:49 AM

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Message Posted: Mar 10, 2014 1:49:51 AM

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2014 4:05:55 AM

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2014 1:36:30 AM

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
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Message Posted: Mar 6, 2014 1:30:30 AM

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
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Message Posted: Mar 5, 2014 5:59:44 AM

"Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers"
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Message Posted: Mar 5, 2014 2:14:34 AM

Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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Message Posted: Mar 4, 2014 1:39:30 AM

I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
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Message Posted: Mar 3, 2014 1:07:42 AM

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2014 3:29:05 AM

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2014 10:13:11 PM

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2014 1:36:04 AM

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

— Groucho Marx
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Message Posted: Feb 27, 2014 12:54:05 AM

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Message Posted: Feb 26, 2014 12:15:50 AM

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
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Message Posted: Feb 25, 2014 1:47:06 AM

-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2014 12:17:00 AM

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2014 3:02:53 AM

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2014 1:26:27 AM

Adults are just kids who owe money.
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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2014 1:31:01 AM

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2014 2:03:34 AM

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2014 10:53:33 PM


Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

[Edited by: JCS319 at 2/18/2014 10:54:40 PM EST]
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