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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 1:17:31 AM

Post funny bumper stickers that you have seen or heard about:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2015 11:53:06 PM

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2015 1:03:02 AM

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2015 10:41:21 PM

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 22, 2015 10:16:13 PM

Honk if you love peace and quiet.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2015 3:02:10 AM

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2015 2:47:48 AM

You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2015 1:28:14 AM

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 17, 2015 11:29:12 PM

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2015 10:59:29 PM

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2015 9:57:50 PM

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2015 3:44:32 AM

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 12, 2015 10:45:22 PM

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 10, 2015 10:39:50 PM

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 9, 2015 10:25:22 PM

Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 3:01:54 AM

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 2:58:39 AM

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 6, 2015 1:52:24 AM

Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
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Message Posted: Mar 4, 2015 11:51:05 PM

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Message Posted: Mar 3, 2015 10:53:50 PM

Watch Out for the Idiots behind me!
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Message Posted: Mar 2, 2015 11:23:29 PM

Dance like your Vaginas on Fire!
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2015 3:35:36 AM

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2015 1:45:17 AM

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 27, 2015 1:34:28 AM

It works better if you plug it in.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 26, 2015 12:22:35 AM

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2015 3:03:47 AM

History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2015 12:57:55 AM

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2015 12:26:45 AM

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 19, 2015 12:30:46 AM

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 1:43:08 AM

Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 16, 2015 3:11:54 AM

Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.
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Message Posted: Feb 16, 2015 2:54:20 AM

Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2015 3:03:50 AM

Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2015 2:38:06 AM

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
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Message Posted: Feb 13, 2015 2:07:08 AM

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
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Message Posted: Feb 12, 2015 1:37:40 AM

Anarchy is better than no government at all.
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Message Posted: Feb 10, 2015 12:30:24 AM

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter
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Message Posted: Feb 10, 2015 12:29:50 AM

God is coming, and is she pissed!
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Message Posted: Feb 10, 2015 12:27:44 AM

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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Message Posted: Feb 9, 2015 2:00:51 AM

All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Message Posted: Feb 7, 2015 3:19:24 AM

A penny saved is ridiculous.
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Message Posted: Feb 6, 2015 11:52:56 PM

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 6, 2015 1:55:06 AM

A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Message Posted: Feb 4, 2015 1:45:53 AM

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
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Message Posted: Feb 1, 2015 11:10:29 PM

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Message Posted: Jan 31, 2015 3:09:21 AM

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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Message Posted: Jan 31, 2015 2:56:09 AM

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2015 1:25:23 AM

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 27, 2015 1:26:24 AM

Hang up and drive.
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Message Posted: Jan 26, 2015 1:47:57 AM

Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 3:36:25 AM

I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 2:14:06 AM

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
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