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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 1:17:31 AM

Post funny bumper stickers that you have seen or heard about:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 27, 2015 1:34:28 AM

It works better if you plug it in.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 26, 2015 12:22:35 AM

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2015 3:03:47 AM

History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2015 12:57:55 AM

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2015 12:26:45 AM

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 19, 2015 12:30:46 AM

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 1:43:08 AM

Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 16, 2015 3:11:54 AM

Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 16, 2015 2:54:20 AM

Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2015 3:03:50 AM

Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2015 2:38:06 AM

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 13, 2015 2:07:08 AM

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 12, 2015 1:37:40 AM

Anarchy is better than no government at all.
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Message Posted: Feb 10, 2015 12:30:24 AM

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter
Godozo
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Message Posted: Feb 10, 2015 12:29:50 AM

God is coming, and is she pissed!
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 10, 2015 12:27:44 AM

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 9, 2015 2:00:51 AM

All that glitters has a high refractive index.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 7, 2015 3:19:24 AM

A penny saved is ridiculous.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 6, 2015 11:52:56 PM

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 6, 2015 1:55:06 AM

A closed mouth gathers no feet.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 4, 2015 1:45:53 AM

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
JCS319
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Message Posted: Feb 1, 2015 11:10:29 PM

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 31, 2015 3:09:21 AM

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 31, 2015 2:56:09 AM

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2015 1:25:23 AM

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 27, 2015 1:26:24 AM

Hang up and drive.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 26, 2015 1:47:57 AM

Keep honking, I'm reloading.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 3:36:25 AM

I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 2:14:06 AM

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 1:53:27 AM

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 21, 2015 2:02:48 AM

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 1:54:09 AM

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 3:18:22 AM

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 17, 2015 2:42:25 PM

-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 10:46:43 PM

You! Off my planet!
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 11:14:08 PM

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:30:36 AM

"Yes this is my truck. No, I can't help you move"
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:30:33 AM

"Yes this is my truck. No, I can't help you move"
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:30:12 AM

My fav: "Don't laugh. It's paid for."
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:29:34 AM

"Don't judge a book by it's movie"
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:27:49 AM

"Don't Steal. The Government hates competition"
drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:27:07 AM

"Yes this is my truck. No, I can't help you move"
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 2:17:03 AM

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 10:39:39 PM

Adults are just kids who owe money.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 3:06:16 AM

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 2:50:03 AM

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 1:16:01 AM

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 2:50:00 AM

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 30, 2014 3:03:01 AM

And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?
JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 29, 2014 3:45:10 AM

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 27, 2014 3:03:21 AM

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
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