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JCS319

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 1:17:31 AM

Post funny bumper stickers that you have seen or heard about:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Apr 20, 2015 1:08:20 AM

"Work is for people who don't know how to fish"
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Message Posted: Apr 18, 2015 4:13:36 AM

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
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Message Posted: Apr 18, 2015 1:31:49 AM

I'm 70, leave me the hell alone.
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Message Posted: Apr 17, 2015 12:52:37 AM

I'll believe Corporations are People when Texas executes one.
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Message Posted: Apr 16, 2015 1:29:22 AM

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2015 1:28:08 AM

"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2015 12:21:22 AM

"Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"
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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2015 4:02:38 AM

Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle.
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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2015 2:44:58 AM

"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."
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Message Posted: Apr 8, 2015 10:04:49 PM

"All generalizations are false."
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Message Posted: Apr 8, 2015 2:31:52 AM

"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy."
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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2015 1:54:04 AM

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2015 3:43:22 AM

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2015 3:46:23 AM

"I souport publik edekasion"
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Message Posted: Apr 2, 2015 3:11:21 AM

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
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Message Posted: Mar 31, 2015 3:00:48 AM

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
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Message Posted: Mar 31, 2015 2:59:06 AM

"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"
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Message Posted: Mar 30, 2015 1:52:09 AM

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2015 3:19:22 AM

"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2015 2:23:53 AM

On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2015 11:53:06 PM

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2015 1:03:02 AM

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2015 10:41:21 PM

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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Message Posted: Mar 22, 2015 10:16:13 PM

Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2015 3:02:10 AM

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2015 2:47:48 AM

You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2015 1:28:14 AM

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
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Message Posted: Mar 17, 2015 11:29:12 PM

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2015 10:59:29 PM

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2015 9:57:50 PM

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2015 3:44:32 AM

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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Message Posted: Mar 12, 2015 10:45:22 PM

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Message Posted: Mar 10, 2015 10:39:50 PM

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Message Posted: Mar 9, 2015 10:25:22 PM

Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 3:01:54 AM

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 2:58:39 AM

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
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Message Posted: Mar 6, 2015 1:52:24 AM

Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
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Message Posted: Mar 4, 2015 11:51:05 PM

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Message Posted: Mar 3, 2015 10:53:50 PM

Watch Out for the Idiots behind me!
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Message Posted: Mar 2, 2015 11:23:29 PM

Dance like your Vaginas on Fire!
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2015 3:35:36 AM

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2015 1:45:17 AM

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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Message Posted: Feb 27, 2015 1:34:28 AM

It works better if you plug it in.
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Message Posted: Feb 26, 2015 12:22:35 AM

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2015 3:03:47 AM

History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2015 12:57:55 AM

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2015 12:26:45 AM

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Message Posted: Feb 19, 2015 12:30:46 AM

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 1:43:08 AM

Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
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Message Posted: Feb 16, 2015 3:11:54 AM

Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.
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Message Posted: Feb 16, 2015 2:54:20 AM

Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
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