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JCS319

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 1:17:31 AM

Post funny bumper stickers that you have seen or heard about:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2014 3:08:23 AM

Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2014 1:58:08 AM

Too many freaks not enough circuses
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 1:38:02 AM

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 16, 2014 12:19:24 AM

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 10:54:36 PM

Better living through denial
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 13, 2014 3:29:15 AM

Allow me to introduce my selves
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 13, 2014 2:45:07 AM

Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 2:23:41 AM

Editing is a rewording activity.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 10:29:18 PM

Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 12:59:57 AM

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 3:04:31 AM

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 2:44:03 AM

Eschew obfuscation.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2014 12:22:56 AM

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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Message Posted: Dec 3, 2014 10:41:38 PM

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
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Message Posted: Dec 2, 2014 9:24:24 PM

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
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Message Posted: Nov 30, 2014 6:56:36 AM

"Don't laugh. It's paid for."
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Message Posted: Nov 30, 2014 6:47:54 AM

"Never judge a book by it's movie"
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Message Posted: Nov 30, 2014 6:47:21 AM

"Don't steal...the Government hates competition"
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Nov 30, 2014 3:13:53 AM

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 3:06:11 AM

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 2:44:31 AM

Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it.
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 1:28:43 AM

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 3:39:35 AM

Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 1:59:03 AM

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 10:38:33 PM

Chuck Norris found a alien race, Now we have dogs and cats.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 10:37:23 PM

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 12:08:37 AM

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 3:09:43 AM

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 3:18:55 AM

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 2:54:21 AM

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 12:17:59 AM

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 3:13:41 AM

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 2:44:51 AM

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Message Posted: Nov 10, 2014 2:00:02 AM

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 3:21:48 AM

"mine other car is a JET..."
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 3:07:04 AM

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 2:54:01 AM

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2014 1:28:14 AM

Grow your own dope, plant a man.
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Message Posted: Nov 5, 2014 1:01:03 AM

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
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Message Posted: Nov 4, 2014 1:54:51 AM

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
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Message Posted: Nov 2, 2014 2:51:51 AM

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
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Message Posted: Nov 1, 2014 3:14:33 AM

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
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Message Posted: Nov 1, 2014 2:44:50 AM

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 1:51:25 AM

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Message Posted: Oct 30, 2014 1:39:25 AM

If you are psychic - think "HONK"
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Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 11:28:18 PM

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2014 11:20:24 PM

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 11:33:09 PM

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 11:56:10 PM

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
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Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 12:37:57 AM

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 3:01:36 AM

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
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