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JCS319

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 1:17:31 AM

Post funny bumper stickers that you have seen or heard about:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 2:46:00 AM

I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 3:04:23 AM

A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 2:52:24 AM

I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Aug 16, 2014 3:03:36 AM

My karma ran over your dogma.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 16, 2014 2:11:46 AM

Today's subliminal message is: ( )
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Aug 14, 2014 3:02:57 AM

Ask me about my vow of silence.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 14, 2014 2:44:24 AM

My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 12, 2014 3:14:52 AM

Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 12, 2014 2:33:56 AM

The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Aug 10, 2014 3:25:17 AM

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 10, 2014 2:30:15 AM

Life is too complicated in the morning.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 8, 2014 3:09:03 AM

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 8, 2014 2:25:45 AM

Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 6, 2014 3:03:06 AM

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 6, 2014 2:13:11 AM

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 3:44:04 AM

Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 1:49:41 AM

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 2, 2014 4:12:26 AM

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Aug 1, 2014 3:22:35 AM

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 31, 2014 3:01:55 AM

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
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Message Posted: Jul 31, 2014 2:56:06 AM

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 29, 2014 3:01:01 AM

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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umbluegray
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Message Posted: Jul 27, 2014 3:54:36 AM

We don't care how you did it up north.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 27, 2014 3:45:16 AM

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 26, 2014 3:17:36 AM

BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 25, 2014 10:57:03 PM

MY CHILD was trustee of the month at ELMWOOD!!
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 4:57:31 PM

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 1:01:35 AM

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 3:11:18 AM

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 2:45:31 AM

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
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Message Posted: Jul 12, 2014 1:57:37 AM

I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want
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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 3:06:02 AM

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 2:54:39 AM

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 7, 2014 3:03:08 AM

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 6, 2014 4:16:49 AM

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 5, 2014 3:43:38 AM

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jul 4, 2014 3:22:47 AM

Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms"
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 4:49:26 AM

How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 12:29:40 AM

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 20, 2014 3:28:09 AM

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 20, 2014 2:34:35 AM

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!
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Message Posted: Jun 17, 2014 3:03:10 AM

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
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Message Posted: Jun 17, 2014 2:55:36 AM

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!
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Message Posted: Jun 15, 2014 3:36:56 AM


''Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.''

—Lyndon Johnson
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 15, 2014 1:27:43 AM

Few women admit their age, Few men act it
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jun 13, 2014 11:06:38 PM

No Radio - Already Stolen
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jun 13, 2014 1:27:24 AM

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight
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Message Posted: Jun 12, 2014 2:16:23 AM

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Message Posted: Jun 10, 2014 1:42:50 AM

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS
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Message Posted: Jun 8, 2014 3:35:43 AM

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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