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JCS319

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 1:17:31 AM

Post funny bumper stickers that you have seen or heard about:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 27, 2015 1:26:24 AM

Hang up and drive.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 26, 2015 1:47:57 AM

Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 3:36:25 AM

I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 2:14:06 AM

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 1:53:27 AM

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 21, 2015 2:02:48 AM

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 1:54:09 AM

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 3:18:22 AM

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 17, 2015 2:42:25 PM

-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 10:46:43 PM

You! Off my planet!
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 11:14:08 PM

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:30:36 AM

"Yes this is my truck. No, I can't help you move"
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drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:30:33 AM

"Yes this is my truck. No, I can't help you move"
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drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:30:12 AM

My fav: "Don't laugh. It's paid for."
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drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:29:34 AM

"Don't judge a book by it's movie"
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drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:27:49 AM

"Don't Steal. The Government hates competition"
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drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:27:07 AM

"Yes this is my truck. No, I can't help you move"
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 2:17:03 AM

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 10:39:39 PM

Adults are just kids who owe money.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 3:06:16 AM

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 2:50:03 AM

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 1:16:01 AM

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 2:50:00 AM

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 30, 2014 3:03:01 AM

And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 29, 2014 3:45:10 AM

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 27, 2014 3:03:21 AM

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 27, 2014 2:57:31 AM

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
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VanKY
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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2014 3:39:42 AM

"Don't worry about the flies- we won't weigh 'em"
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2014 3:39:33 AM

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2014 2:47:34 AM

How do I set the laser printer to stun?
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 24, 2014 4:16:24 AM

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 24, 2014 1:27:25 AM

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 22, 2014 12:32:14 AM

Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2014 3:08:23 AM

Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2014 1:58:08 AM

Too many freaks not enough circuses
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 1:38:02 AM

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 16, 2014 12:19:24 AM

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 10:54:36 PM

Better living through denial
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 13, 2014 3:29:15 AM

Allow me to introduce my selves
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 13, 2014 2:45:07 AM

Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 2:23:41 AM

Editing is a rewording activity.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 10:29:18 PM

Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 12:59:57 AM

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 3:04:31 AM

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 2:44:03 AM

Eschew obfuscation.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2014 12:22:56 AM

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Dec 3, 2014 10:41:38 PM

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
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JCS319
Champion Author Tacoma

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Message Posted: Dec 2, 2014 9:24:24 PM

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
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drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Nov 30, 2014 6:56:36 AM

"Don't laugh. It's paid for."
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drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Nov 30, 2014 6:47:54 AM

"Never judge a book by it's movie"
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drillintheUSA
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Message Posted: Nov 30, 2014 6:47:21 AM

"Don't steal...the Government hates competition"
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