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Message Posted: Aug 31, 2010 5:04:44 PM

I told the officer I was only going 268 miles per hour. He said that was 203 miles over the speed limit. He figured that would set me back a good 164 years in jail. It's OK, my lawyer told me later. I'll be up for parole in 89, hardly 'nuff time for a nap.
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