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JCS319

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Message Posted: Nov 6, 2009 10:27:51 PM

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 11:33:48 PM

Your mother is hairier than your father.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 11:55:36 PM

You've ever strained your tea through a flyswatter.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 12:38:33 AM

You see a forest fire and think 'Bar-bee-Q'.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 3:00:21 AM

Your wife asks you what you want to be when you grow up.
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 2:51:37 AM

You have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can.
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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 1:45:52 AM

You have to check your coke can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it for your spit can.
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 1:37:05 AM

You go to the post office to research your family tree.
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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 12:54:32 AM

Baling wire and a pair of pliers are what you consider high tech tools.
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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 3:15:58 AM

You've given your gun a woman's name.
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JCS319
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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 2:39:10 AM

You keep a chainsaw in the trunk "just in case".
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 12:31:45 AM

You think a computer hacker carries an axe.
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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 1:34:51 AM

Your idea of going to see a play involves goal posts.
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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 12:50:46 AM

You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.
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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 3:16:37 AM

You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.
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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 12:45:07 AM

Burger King won't let you do it your way, right away.
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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 1:05:04 AM

Your idea of good fishing involves the use of a boat, a net and dynamite.
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Message Posted: Sep 30, 2014 1:57:41 AM

You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.
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Message Posted: Sep 28, 2014 3:52:28 AM

You've ever been arrested for bootleggin'.
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Message Posted: Sep 27, 2014 3:41:52 AM

You *have* a clawfoot bathtub.
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Message Posted: Sep 27, 2014 2:53:12 AM

You think the tobacco companies have done nothing wrong.
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Message Posted: Sep 26, 2014 1:34:13 AM

Your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds.
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Message Posted: Sep 25, 2014 1:58:04 AM

You can feed a family of five on ONE McDonald's Extra Value Meal.
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Message Posted: Sep 24, 2014 1:54:15 AM

When you say, "Let's hit the hay," you actually MEAN it.
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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2014 11:21:43 PM

Coons get into everyone else's trash but yours.
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Message Posted: Sep 21, 2014 4:52:12 AM

Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday, and you like it.
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Message Posted: Sep 19, 2014 1:15:47 AM

You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal.
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Message Posted: Sep 17, 2014 12:21:06 AM

You go to the dentist for a "Tooth Cleaning".
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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 11:04:17 PM

Your smoke detector doubles as your dinner bell.
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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 1:51:05 AM

Warp drive describes the condition of your car.
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Message Posted: Sep 13, 2014 3:15:01 AM

You go to your local pet shop for a cat scan.
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Message Posted: Sep 13, 2014 2:47:41 AM

You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you try to jump it.
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Message Posted: Sep 12, 2014 1:14:18 AM

You name your car the General Lee.
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Message Posted: Sep 10, 2014 1:08:39 AM

You've tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screwed it up.
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Message Posted: Sep 8, 2014 10:43:46 PM

You think the only tools "real men" need are duck tape and caulk, and you have successful repair projects to prove it.
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Message Posted: Sep 4, 2014 11:01:59 PM

You and your wife celebrate your anniversay at the K-mart cafeteria.
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Message Posted: Sep 2, 2014 11:48:51 PM

You just bought your family their 1st Atari game system.
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Message Posted: Aug 31, 2014 3:00:05 AM

You search your computer monitor for the dial that changes channels.
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 3:05:13 AM

You got married in the family car, in a drive-thru chapel.
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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 2:40:53 AM

You keep track of all the belt holders in all the wrestling leagues.
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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 10:24:17 PM

You recite lines from "The Dukes of Hazzard".
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2014 4:14:07 AM

You can name all the characters from the "Dukes of Hazzard".
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2014 2:18:38 AM

You repair your car in the autoparts store parking lot.
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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 3:39:01 AM

Your car is made out of 17 others and each part is a different color.
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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 2:47:26 AM

You refer to your dog as the dishwasher.
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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 3:20:27 AM

You've ever been stuck in your own driveway.
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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 2:47:17 AM

You are in 6 grade and the only one in your family that can write your name.
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 3:03:51 AM

You think a strip joint is where they disassemble cars.
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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 2:53:42 AM

You thought ER was ET's cousin.
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Message Posted: Aug 16, 2014 3:02:14 AM

You're still upset that they canceled "The Dukes of Hazzard".
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Message Posted: Aug 16, 2014 2:11:01 AM

You don't know what a redneck is.
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