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TUrtLE1625

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Message Posted: May 3, 2006 4:51:34 PM


Stop by and give a warm welcome to DocW, a friend from Pennsylvania.

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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Dec 16, 2014 1:01:53 PM

A family is at the dinner table.
The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter.
The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”
The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.
“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 8:22:40 PM

Good Afternoon All
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 11:16:10 AM

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Obama.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Thanks,
Billy

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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 11:10:23 AM

GOod Morning All.
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blubaugh
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 6:19:33 AM

Good morning DocW
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Dec 10, 2014 2:40:06 PM

You know you're starting to get up there in years when you have to use a shopping cart at the pharmacy.
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TCOROLLA
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2014 10:41:41 PM

Good evening DocWyeth.
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2014 10:34:16 AM

Fred was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pullet surprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
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Vote carefully in the next election, you can’t always hear the bells.
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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 12:02:24 PM

Morning, DocW
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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 12:00:31 PM


Good morning Doc!
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2014 12:10:28 PM

Good Afternoon All
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Dec 4, 2014 9:54:45 AM

Hello All.
Very busy at work and I really did not have time to write. I hope you all had a lovely holiday
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Message Posted: Nov 30, 2014 6:22:02 PM


How was your weekend Doc?
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 29, 2014 2:45:20 PM

It is a Saturday after Thanksgiving. ALways a weird day for me. Feels like a Sunday but it is not
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TCOROLLA
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 10:08:32 PM

Good evening DocWyeth.
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 12:03:14 PM

Happy Black Friday???!!! You just made me think of that black BK sandwich they released in Japan.
pic of black sandwich
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 12:01:07 PM

Happy Black Friday. I did all mine on line between Wed and Thurs night
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 5:48:13 AM

Good morning DocW, I hope that you had a great thanks giving day;.
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Message Posted: Nov 27, 2014 9:17:14 PM

Happy Thanksgiving DocW!
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 27, 2014 9:01:32 AM

Happy Thanksgiving
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Message Posted: Nov 26, 2014 5:37:30 AM

Good morning DocW
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 10:48:45 PM

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
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TCOROLLA
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 12:04:11 PM

Greetings DocWyeth.
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 8:57:32 AM

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 8:42:06 PM


A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
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His wife screams at him as his friend listens in.
“My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!
What the hell did you bring him home for?
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“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 7:27:26 PM


What's up Doc?
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 10:32:56 AM

Smart Coach
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 8:41:41 AM

Today we get a real taste of winter.
Temps are way down in the 20s and the wind makes it seem like 10 Brrrrrr
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 11:16:53 AM

Hola All.It is raining lightly or drizzling steady. Not sure how to describe the cool rain. It is in the low 40s

Be careful driving. Leaves are slippery.
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 12:38:39 PM

Hola TC and Kerrman
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TCOROLLA
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 2:04:04 PM

Hola DocWyeth.
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 8:54:48 PM


Evening Doc!
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 12:55:54 PM

4 things about Obamacare

Huge cost is going to cost you the taxpayer. 1.5 Trill over 10 yrs when they promised less than 1T. 20 new taxes have already gone into place to help pay and keep the cost down to 1.5T over those 10 yrs.

159 new govt bureaus to oversee (no wonder the cost went up)

More bureaucracy to come.

2015, the penalty will more than triple to $325 per person or 2% of income, whichever is higher
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 9:02:23 AM

I hear they detected Japan's radiation from that crippled nuke power plant made it across the pacific.
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 10:36:07 AM

Working from home today
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 10, 2014 8:45:54 AM

Way to busy today and I have another sinus headache that started around 4am.
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 11:39:59 AM

Good morning DocWyeth.
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 9:50:59 AM

Have a good day
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 9:00:14 AM

Have a great weekend Doc!
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2014 12:16:36 PM

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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2014 12:16:09 PM

Your 30 day rank is: 353
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 6, 2014 10:26:11 AM

Well last night I made chicken soup stock and then used some of that to make Butternut Squash Soup.
It is damp and lightly raining today.
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Message Posted: Nov 5, 2014 2:36:32 PM

Good afternoon DocW. I hope your week has great so far.
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 5, 2014 12:36:40 PM

Good Morning All.

83.45 for Brent
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 4, 2014 10:42:59 AM

We should already be at or below $75 based on the record global output, yet the majority of oil traders insist on chasing it above $80 day after day. The core OPEC players have already said they can withstand lower prices, the majority of domestic shale producers have said they don't mind $70, yet here we are again above $80. It's no wonder why inflation exists in the first place. Impatient and stupid speculators chasing the market.
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 4, 2014 10:42:01 AM

So AFter all the reading it seems our gas price is based off of Brent Crude and not West Texas I.

82.51 -2.27 Price of Brent.

11/2 85.88
10/6 93.33
09/7 97.96
08/3 105.62

and it pretty much hovered there for a year prior
going as high as back in

12/12 111.11
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 3, 2014 2:35:55 PM

If guns cause crime, all mine are defective. Ted Nugent

"A man with a gun is a citizen. A man without a gun is a subject. " John Lott

"Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater." Peter Venetoklis
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Nov 1, 2014 8:26:56 AM

Good Morning All,
On my way to KOP to see what sales are available at Sears. It is closing and it all must go
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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 10:47:38 PM


Happy Halloween Doc!
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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 10:45:23 PM

Greetings DocWyeth.
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DocWyeth
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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 10:39:21 AM

Have a good day all. Happy Halloween
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