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Remember911

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Message Posted: May 16, 2004 9:11:12 PM

When I was in the GasBuddy Corner Cafe, I saw a post saying that they did not like coffee houses and suggested a bar. Well, you are here now cause I just opened one. There is Free lunch on the sidebar, we have Karoki on Thursday Nites so enjoy yourself. It's amature comedian nite here every day. If you want to entertain just grab the microphone and have at it. Or there are plenty of private booths to keep your conversation and identity private, enjoy....
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 17, 2014 4:26:34 AM

GM BGJ. Good point about geez!
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BGJam
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Message Posted: Apr 16, 2014 11:47:00 PM

Howdy Folks

With all this sn** I think I'll just sit in that back booth and drink till God removes it.

Don't worry 'bout ol' geeze....he's like a cat, has at least nine lives!
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 16, 2014 4:23:20 AM

Looks at the mess the bus made...... I don't think the cleaning crew wants any part of that.....
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2014 8:44:25 AM

:::sneaks in, grabs the $100, and runs out:::

Hoo boy! I'm rich! I can buy some new clothes, go to school, and be somebody!

:::looking at loot, wanders into path of oncoming bus:::
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vandriver2008
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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2014 7:36:37 AM

**sneaks in and places a $100 on the bar, makes a mimosa to go**
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2014 4:32:59 AM

Right now we are about 40 degrees cooler then we were 48 hours ago....
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2014 1:03:45 AM

db, Last weeks temps were just a cruel joke. lol

geezer, We've been trying to move them but they're frozen to the ground. lol

Hamish, That is generous. lol
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Hamish
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 10:32:07 AM

Canadians are Generous People.
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This guy drives up to his house and the place where he usually parks is full of snow.
So, he parks in a nearby parking lot and walks back home to shovel out a car-sized space in front of his house.
It takes hours to shovel, but finally done, he walks back to the lot to get his car.
When he returns home, he finds that the space has been taken by some other car.
He is, well, upset.
What most people do is write nasty notes, etc. and place them on the windshield of the offending vehicle.
Police sometimes get involved, however, when the individual vents his wrath in somewhat more violent means.
So, this guy decides to get creative.
Instead of doing the usual nasty note, he got out his garden hose and watered the automobile down, real well.
I mean, very, very thoroughly.
The water of course froze solid.
When the owner returned, instead of a car, he found a car-sized popsicle.
The note on the car read, "You want the space?
Here. It's yours until spring!"
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See what I mean - generous.
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 8:55:08 AM

I wish you people to my west would situate your buildings so the winds would be diverted into Canada instead of into my area. Take care of that, will ya? High 70's today and possible snow showers tomorrow night.
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 4:25:35 AM

LOL geez!
dg- If it makes you feel any better we will be in the 20s tonight....
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 1:37:45 AM

Hamish, That's cute.

db, I am so jealous. :(

geezer, As long as you don't putt putt along so the guy from the clubhouse has to come out and hurry you up. lol
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2014 9:43:54 AM

db, my puuts aren't so accurate, but I can clear a room with 'em. ;-)

My putts, on the other hand, are a little bit better than average.
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2014 7:17:32 AM

dg- Yep shorts again today. :-)
geez- may your drives be long & your puuts accurate!
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Hamish
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2014 6:05:35 AM

Definition Of Honeymoon

A man's last holiday before he starts working for a new boss !!
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2014 12:20:09 AM

db, Well unfortunately it's cooling down here a bit starting tomorrow. Hope you can still have shorts weather there. :)

geezer, I think some courses are opening here too next week. :)

Hamish, Hope we get some of that weather too. :)
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2014 8:32:19 AM

First golf day of the season here in winter wonderland here on Monday. Shorts, too!

Hey, DG.
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2014 6:58:52 AM

GM Hamish.dg- Good point.geez- I didn't. ;-)
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Hamish
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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2014 6:01:03 AM

Good morning. Going up to 70 degrees next weekend...nice
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2014 1:03:30 AM

db, Well, at least it's not the beltway. :)

Hi geezer. :)
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2014 9:05:01 AM

Don't fall asleep at the meeting, db.

[Edited by: geezer at 4/11/2014 9:05:12 AM EST]
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2014 4:08:19 AM

dg- Get to drive 300 miles roundtrip for a meeting today.....
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2014 1:08:53 AM

db, Hope your day goes well. :)
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 10, 2014 8:54:51 AM

I didn't know I even had one noid, much less a pair of em'.

The day after I come home from the golfing trip the sneezing started. Then the sniffles. Now the headaches. If nothing else, the timing was good.
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 10, 2014 4:23:57 AM

geez- Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you..... ;-)
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2014 8:58:06 PM

geezer, Have you always been this paranoid? ;)

Hamish, I like the "sufficiently talented fool" one. I've seen it proven true time and time again. :)
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Hamish
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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2014 3:07:09 PM

•Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.

•He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

•A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

•On the other hand, you have different fingers.

•Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

•Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

•Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

•She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

•You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2014 9:38:00 AM

They lie in wait for me in the parking lot. They're out to get me. Gotta go. The shrink wants to talk to me about something...
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2014 6:00:50 AM

db, Maybe geezer called them in because he wanted some attention. ;)
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2014 4:31:23 AM

Didn't even know they were working yesterday geez. ;-)
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 8, 2014 9:14:12 AM

:::Runs away from the cleaning crew:::
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 8, 2014 4:22:45 AM

Glad to see we are all warming up!
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 8, 2014 12:14:56 AM

db, If we move out of winter that means everyone moves out of winter. :) 2nd day of 60 degrees. :)
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2014 8:35:34 AM

Fifties all week here. Maybe spring is here...

Next week - summer.
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Hamish
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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2014 6:02:43 AM

Good morning. Looks like a warm week coming
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2014 4:31:47 AM

dg- Glad you are finally moving out of winter.

geez- Glad the trip was good.
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 4:35:02 PM

db, Maybe this week. Temps are supposed to be in the 50's and possibly 60. :) It's about darned time. :)
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 8:39:03 AM

Sheesh. I'm gone a week and my last post is still on the first page. What have you people been doing?

Getting out of the van and meeting 42 degrees is a bit of a shock after having gotten into the car when it was in the mid 60's. A great week for golf. Mid 80's every day but one. No rain. Nice courses. Lot's of alligators, turtles, egrets, sand, water, etc.

Glad to be back, though. The trip was just long enough.
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 7:43:30 AM

Hamish- Hope you can handle the warmth.dg- Almost shorts weather. ;-)
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Hamish
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 5:52:06 AM

Good morning. Warm day today, all the way to 10 degrees Celsius
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 8:24:35 PM

db, A pretty fun day, trip to the Big Orange Box Store and 50 degrees. :)

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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 7:12:22 AM

Hope everyone has a fun Saturday.
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Hamish
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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 6:37:29 AM

Kitty Green
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A Scotsman went to Confession in St. MacGregor's Catholic Cathedral.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession.
I had sex with Kitty Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven.
Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Scottish man entered the confessional.
'Father, it has been two months since my last confession.
I've had sex with Kitty Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Kitty Green?'
'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest.. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.
At mass the next Christmas morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, Voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Kitty Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply,'No Father ... I think it's just a reflection off her shoes'.

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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 1:24:22 AM

db, I think we got about 6-8 inches of the stuff here. At least it melted off the roads quickly. Glad your monsoon has ended. :)

Hi Hamish. :)
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Hamish
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 6:16:17 AM

Good Morning
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 6:00:37 AM

Good point dg. We are just coming off a couple of days of Monsoon weather here....
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2014 9:24:18 PM

db, Do you suppose we can blame it on the weather? White stuff falling here. :(
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Hamish
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2014 5:41:59 AM



Cats Communication
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2014 4:30:18 AM

Business has dried up.....
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 2, 2014 4:35:17 AM

Good point dg.
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dirt girl
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Message Posted: Apr 1, 2014 10:30:19 PM

db, You know it's bad when the tumbleweeds don't show up anymore. :(
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