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Cinny143

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Message Posted: Sep 1, 2011 10:06:11 PM

Post an excuse:

There was a train.
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TexBob
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Message Posted: Dec 21, 2014 2:38:47 AM

I had to....
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2014 10:23:32 PM

I had to deal with the week before Christmas shopping crowd.
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Cinny143
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2014 12:47:28 AM

The cat must have eaten it.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2014 12:20:34 AM

Hi, Cinny:)
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 12:03:46 AM

Hi, Cinny:)
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Dec 18, 2014 10:38:57 PM

Well, it wasn't my turn to be the chauffeur today.
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Cinny143
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Dec 18, 2014 12:14:23 AM

Who punched my Christmas spike?
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Dec 18, 2014 12:12:43 AM

I was hungry. I didn't know that the last piece of pie was yours!
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Roadieboy
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Message Posted: Dec 17, 2014 10:10:18 PM

I can't bend that way.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Dec 17, 2014 7:53:36 PM

There were too many choices!
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Dec 17, 2014 2:57:33 PM

Hello, Cinny:)
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Dec 17, 2014 12:46:34 AM

because I can't find the keys to the safe.
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Cinny143
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Dec 17, 2014 12:12:23 AM

Too drive to drunk
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Dec 16, 2014 9:28:51 PM

I didn't know I wasn't allowed to Taser annoying customers!
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 16, 2014 12:23:48 AM

Hi, Cinny:)
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Dec 15, 2014 4:28:50 PM

I was off today. Must have been my evil twin again.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 15, 2014 1:11:11 AM

Hi, Cinny:)
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Cinny143
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Dec 15, 2014 12:11:00 AM

I've been too busy shopping.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 8:52:58 PM

I ain't his babysitter!
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 3:00:00 PM

Hi, Cinny:)
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Dec 13, 2014 12:37:51 PM

because Santa said you didn't have a chimney last year.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Dec 13, 2014 9:29:40 AM

My evil twin brother did it!
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Dec 12, 2014 11:41:25 PM

It's not you, it's me.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 12, 2014 12:16:19 AM

Good night, Cinny:)
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 11:48:04 PM

Santa is watching, so I have to be good.

[Edited by: green_lantern at 12/11/2014 11:48:42 PM EST]
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 4:16:53 PM

Hi, Cinny:)
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 1:20:39 PM

I can't carry a tune...
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Dec 10, 2014 11:37:51 PM

I can't get that song out of my head!
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 10, 2014 8:08:35 PM

Hi, Cinny:)
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Dec 10, 2014 3:57:07 PM

It has too much mustard. . . can't eat it.
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Dec 10, 2014 7:15:16 AM

I need to focus on running some poker games. You are welcome to stop by and visit if you like. Thank you for the time and the humor.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2014 8:17:26 PM

I can't go down cellar----it's flooded!
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2014 6:44:58 PM

I had the day off.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2014 10:50:58 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2014 6:36:48 AM

I can only do what I can do. That sounds somewhat undoable by one person.
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Cinny143
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2014 12:33:28 AM

I forgot my wallet.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 11:48:28 PM

No, we are not there yet. We haven't left the driveway!
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 9:01:11 AM

Hello, Cinny!!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 7:26:15 AM

No, I'm not available. The insurance company says I need to trim the vegetation that's touching or too close to the house.
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Cinny143
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 12:51:51 AM

I can't go anywhere; I have a cat on my lap.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 9:53:44 PM

There is no excuse for our quarterback's performance today.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 3:49:01 PM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 6:08:53 AM

I needed to get coffee, and moved the cat. She's considering her response while grooming herself.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 8:37:32 PM

It was rainy and windy and there were leaves on the road. (okay, so I drive
a Jeep, I should have been able to stop in time)
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 8:33:28 PM

There wasn't a sign that said No Dumping.
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Maintroll
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 7:27:25 AM

I didn't have any toilet tissue.
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 7:13:11 AM

Waiting for coffee. Didn't make enough before, and didn't expect wife to be up at 4:00 AM.

[g_l, what a mess. Have you figured out what caused the geese and ducks to fall out of the sky? Could be some big Vet bills in your near future.]
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2014 11:55:55 PM

My cats attacked the falling geese and ducks. There were feathers everywhere. Had to get the car washed before I could come to work.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2014 10:03:30 AM

Good morning, Cinny:)
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2014 8:25:53 AM

Yes, I'll go to the store today. Need many food things.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Dec 4, 2014 9:15:55 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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