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Cinny143

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Chicago

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Message Posted: Sep 1, 2011 10:06:11 PM

Post an excuse:

There was a train.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 11:25:45 PM

It's not you, it's me!
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 10:29:09 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 7:30:57 AM

No, I'm not ____. And no, I don't know how to get a hold of him.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 11:48:28 PM

Why is everybody always picking on me?
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 2:36:14 PM

He said it wasn't in his job description.
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 6:45:14 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 5:50:33 AM

Where the ____ is that located? And you think my car will haul that?
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 11:12:45 PM

What has _____ got to do with me?
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 6:20:16 AM

No, I don't know where ____ is. Didn't you put it in a safe place?
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 12:34:54 AM

Hello, Cinny:)
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Doseydotes
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Oct 22, 2014 12:12:29 AM

I'm on strike.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 10:36:13 PM

I was on vacation again today.
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 7:30:41 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 5:42:52 AM

The leaves haven't finished falling yet. But I will have to make sure the drains are clear at some point.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 11:54:35 PM

Monday Night Football!
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 9:52:07 AM

Can't watch television after dark in the "darker" months. Something about the bright lights and my eyes.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 10:54:23 PM

NFL Football!
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 9:04:04 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 6:42:26 AM

I'd really like to avoid Ebola. It sounds nasty, and not a very pleasant way to spend one's last days on Earth. I'll decline any cruise invitation.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 2:34:53 AM

I disabled voicemail.
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Doseydotes
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 11:17:03 PM

The batteries are dead.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 10:47:06 PM

I don't have a typewriter. All I have is my laptop and my printer.
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Tucsonhomes
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 11:03:24 AM

It's too hot out
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Maintroll
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 8:23:53 AM

There was a thieving teenage grandchild.
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 7:37:25 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 5:47:16 AM

I'm sorry, but my equipment doesn't play 8-Track tapes. I can play some cassettes, but I'll have to clean and demagnetize the heads first.
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RustBelt
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 3:53:51 AM

 
  Sorry my rent is late but my crack habit keeps getting in the way!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Tucsonhomes
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 12:21:17 AM

The computer is down
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Tucsonhomes
All-Star Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 12:20:52 AM

My dog ate it
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Cinny143
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 12:18:33 AM

Sorry, my cash is all tied up.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 11:54:01 PM

You wanted that project finished today? And you are just telling me this
now!!!
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 7:48:48 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 6:59:07 AM

The car is in the shop. Whatever it is, it's going to have to wait. If it's an emergency, call the appropriate emergency contact. Thank you.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 11:42:16 PM

When I stopped at my regular Dunkin Donuts, they were out of cream-filled donuts. So I had to find the next Dunkin Donuts that had them.
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 7:53:28 AM

Hello, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 6:44:05 AM

I'm up now, because the cat decided she wanted to go outside. She'll probably have other wants when she wants back in.
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Cinny143
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 12:32:04 AM

I can't hear you; I pressed MUTE.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 8:36:26 PM

I didn't know you needed that for work *today*!
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 8:30:59 PM

The coffee was too hot and I burned my tongue!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 6:54:17 AM

Today, the big order is placed. I'll need to change my clothes and clear my throat.
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 6:52:01 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 9:28:16 PM

Hi, Cinny:)
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 8:54:44 PM

I am on vacation today.
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 6:37:00 AM

I'll need to take a shower and clean up some before we go out.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 11:31:29 PM

That item is out of stock because the warehouse did not send us enough of them for the sale.
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 8:26:02 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 5:54:25 AM

I'll need to take the car into the mechanics. She's leaking something again. And the brakes are squealing. Not all the time. Just starting out, and then it stops.
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Cinny143
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 11:33:32 PM

Hit the mute button; it's another political ad.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 11:06:05 PM

No -I can't mail the package tomorrow because the Post Office is closed on Columbus Day.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 10:42:15 PM

We don't sell beer because this is a department store.
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