green_lantern

Champion Author
New Jersey
Posts:2,974 Points:1,484,760 Joined:Aug 2005
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Message Posted: May 23, 2013 7:14:41 PM
I drank too many Red Bulls.
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DrivingtoMars

Champion Author
Denver
Posts:11,086 Points:2,322,225 Joined:May 2006
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Message Posted: May 23, 2013 7:05:51 AM
Where was I going?
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green_lantern

Champion Author
New Jersey
Posts:2,974 Points:1,484,760 Joined:Aug 2005
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 11:17:05 PM
I'm no stalker. I didn't know you worked here.
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Doseydotes

Champion Author
Chicago
Posts:17,233 Points:558,570 Joined:Nov 2011
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 9:45:33 PM
My teacher said I should
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mkgoodwin

Rookie Author
Asheville
Posts:26 Points:7,125 Joined:May 2011
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 6:54:36 PM
Slithering To And fro
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Eyeballin

Champion Author
Manitoba
Posts:1,372 Points:122,620 Joined:May 2010
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 6:41:46 PM
hung jury
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Cinny143

Champion Author
Chicago
Posts:22,446 Points:709,840 Joined:Apr 2011
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 4:28:42 PM
I looked for you but I could not find you anywhere.
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applepie2010

Champion Author
London
Posts:16,963 Points:1,014,810 Joined:Jul 2010
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 12:57:17 PM
Hello!!!!!
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bpasta

Champion Author
Ohio
Posts:2,679 Points:447,605 Joined:Nov 2010
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 9:40:36 AM
I got up an all ready for work got in my car used the sobriety tool an my car would not start.lol
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DrivingtoMars

Champion Author
Denver
Posts:11,086 Points:2,322,225 Joined:May 2006
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 7:38:35 AM
I've tested as much as I think I can. It's the motherboard. She's got a dead GPU. She's not really worth fixing, except for the sheer curiosity of it.
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probedude2

Champion Author
Akron
Posts:12,553 Points:2,380,205 Joined:Jun 2003
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 12:55:25 AM
Speedway raised the prices again
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Cinny143

Champion Author
Chicago
Posts:22,446 Points:709,840 Joined:Apr 2011
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 12:53:44 AM
I got lost
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green_lantern

Champion Author
New Jersey
Posts:2,974 Points:1,484,760 Joined:Aug 2005
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Message Posted: May 21, 2013 11:13:49 PM
I was up all night texting.
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Eyeballin

Champion Author
Manitoba
Posts:1,372 Points:122,620 Joined:May 2010
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Message Posted: May 21, 2013 11:07:18 PM
The muscle relaxant worked TOO good.
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applepie2010

Champion Author
London
Posts:16,963 Points:1,014,810 Joined:Jul 2010
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Message Posted: May 21, 2013 9:53:09 PM
Hello, Cinny!!
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DrivingtoMars

Champion Author
Denver
Posts:11,086 Points:2,322,225 Joined:May 2006
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Message Posted: May 21, 2013 7:05:24 AM
Went to get a license renewal, and the computer system was down.
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Cinny143

Champion Author
Chicago
Posts:22,446 Points:709,840 Joined:Apr 2011
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Message Posted: May 21, 2013 12:14:20 AM
Ran out of steam
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green_lantern

Champion Author
New Jersey
Posts:2,974 Points:1,484,760 Joined:Aug 2005
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Message Posted: May 20, 2013 11:08:25 PM
I didn't hit the Powerball jackpot!
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Eyeballin

Champion Author
Manitoba
Posts:1,372 Points:122,620 Joined:May 2010
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Message Posted: May 20, 2013 8:06:55 PM
cold again
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applepie2010

Champion Author
London
Posts:16,963 Points:1,014,810 Joined:Jul 2010
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Message Posted: May 20, 2013 7:52:49 AM
Good morning, Cinny:))
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DrivingtoMars

Champion Author
Denver
Posts:11,086 Points:2,322,225 Joined:May 2006
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Message Posted: May 20, 2013 7:03:31 AM
My drivers license expired.
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green_lantern

Champion Author
New Jersey
Posts:2,974 Points:1,484,760 Joined:Aug 2005
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Message Posted: May 19, 2013 11:41:57 PM
The sun was in my eye, like a big pizza pie.
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applepie2010

Champion Author
London
Posts:16,963 Points:1,014,810 Joined:Jul 2010
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Message Posted: May 19, 2013 8:07:50 AM
Good morning, Cinny:))
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DrivingtoMars

Champion Author
Denver
Posts:11,086 Points:2,322,225 Joined:May 2006
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Message Posted: May 19, 2013 7:33:09 AM
Scheduled to look at a sprinkler job today, and it's supposed to rain.
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Doseydotes

Champion Author
Chicago
Posts:17,233 Points:558,570 Joined:Nov 2011
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Message Posted: May 19, 2013 12:31:48 AM
The sun is too hot
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green_lantern

Champion Author
New Jersey
Posts:2,974 Points:1,484,760 Joined:Aug 2005
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Message Posted: May 18, 2013 9:50:28 PM
It was raining too hard.
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applepie2010

Champion Author
London
Posts:16,963 Points:1,014,810 Joined:Jul 2010
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Message Posted: May 18, 2013 9:38:13 PM
Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars

Champion Author
Denver
Posts:11,086 Points:2,322,225 Joined:May 2006
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Message Posted: May 18, 2013 5:48:46 AM
Star Trek came out yesterday, and I cleared my schedule to go see it. Today.
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Doseydotes

Champion Author
Chicago
Posts:17,233 Points:558,570 Joined:Nov 2011
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Message Posted: May 18, 2013 12:07:42 AM
My cat has Münchausen syndrome.
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green_lantern

Champion Author
New Jersey
Posts:2,974 Points:1,484,760 Joined:Aug 2005
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Message Posted: May 17, 2013 10:49:00 PM
Can't remember the question.
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applepie2010

Champion Author
London
Posts:16,963 Points:1,014,810 Joined:Jul 2010
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Message Posted: May 17, 2013 9:45:58 PM
Hi, Cinny!
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Eyeballin

Champion Author
Manitoba
Posts:1,372 Points:122,620 Joined:May 2010
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Message Posted: May 17, 2013 9:17:58 PM
Me arse is sore.
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Cinny143

Champion Author
Chicago
Posts:22,446 Points:709,840 Joined:Apr 2011
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Message Posted: May 17, 2013 9:40:10 AM
My cat is malingering.
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DrivingtoMars

Champion Author
Denver
Posts:11,086 Points:2,322,225 Joined:May 2006
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Message Posted: May 17, 2013 7:31:56 AM
I can't go anywhere until the cat has recovered.
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Eyeballin

Champion Author
Manitoba
Posts:1,372 Points:122,620 Joined:May 2010
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Message Posted: May 16, 2013 11:21:54 PM
Spilled the beans.
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green_lantern

Champion Author
New Jersey
Posts:2,974 Points:1,484,760 Joined:Aug 2005
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Message Posted: May 16, 2013 11:17:06 PM
My brain is still on vacation.
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applepie2010

Champion Author
London
Posts:16,963 Points:1,014,810 Joined:Jul 2010
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Message Posted: May 16, 2013 12:52:12 PM
Hi, Cinny:)))
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DrivingtoMars

Champion Author
Denver
Posts:11,086 Points:2,322,225 Joined:May 2006
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Message Posted: May 16, 2013 6:33:36 AM
I have to take the cat to the Vet today.I'm typing this while she's out, so she doesn't get suspicious. The cat carrier in the living room may be a clue.
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Cinny143

Champion Author
Chicago
Posts:22,446 Points:709,840 Joined:Apr 2011
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Message Posted: May 16, 2013 12:10:03 AM
The cat won't let me
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Eyeballin

Champion Author
Manitoba
Posts:1,372 Points:122,620 Joined:May 2010
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Message Posted: May 15, 2013 10:50:08 PM
This one is way too crazy to believe and besides this is a family show we're running here.
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green_lantern

Champion Author
New Jersey
Posts:2,974 Points:1,484,760 Joined:Aug 2005
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Message Posted: May 15, 2013 9:53:05 PM
My brain is on vacation.
[Edited by: green_lantern at 5/15/2013 9:55:05 PM EST]
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applepie2010

Champion Author
London
Posts:16,963 Points:1,014,810 Joined:Jul 2010
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Message Posted: May 15, 2013 9:09:45 PM
Hi, Cinny:))
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DrivingtoMars

Champion Author
Denver
Posts:11,086 Points:2,322,225 Joined:May 2006
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Message Posted: May 15, 2013 7:34:29 AM
I broke the laptop. It fell about one and a half feet. The hard drive was spinning at the time. Not any more.
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Eyeballin

Champion Author
Manitoba
Posts:1,372 Points:122,620 Joined:May 2010
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Message Posted: May 14, 2013 11:35:17 PM
Big dust storm
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green_lantern

Champion Author
New Jersey
Posts:2,974 Points:1,484,760 Joined:Aug 2005
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Message Posted: May 14, 2013 9:24:36 PM
Doh! I forgot to post gas prices yesterday!
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NYTEFLYT

All-Star Author
New York
Posts:842 Points:325,120 Joined:Feb 2012
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Message Posted: May 14, 2013 8:42:25 PM
The voices were talking to my neighbor, but he's deaf.
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applepie2010

Champion Author
London
Posts:16,963 Points:1,014,810 Joined:Jul 2010
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Message Posted: May 14, 2013 12:42:36 PM
Hello, Cinny:))
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MiataPrincess

All-Star Author
Des Moines
Posts:619 Points:100,825 Joined:Feb 2013
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Message Posted: May 14, 2013 8:51:51 AM
I have no excuse...I am just me
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bpasta

Champion Author
Ohio
Posts:2,679 Points:447,605 Joined:Nov 2010
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Message Posted: May 14, 2013 8:49:39 AM
I was late because the wild goose would not let me out of my house.
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DrivingtoMars

Champion Author
Denver
Posts:11,086 Points:2,322,225 Joined:May 2006
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Message Posted: May 14, 2013 6:45:37 AM
I was thinking about being in a national forest. The pines smelling pine-ish and pretty flowers in open fields.
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