chocolateflash

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San Diego
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Message Posted: Apr 18, 2013 10:08:40 PM
Saw some men's loafer shoes yesterday for $595.00 per pair? Who wears shoes that expensive? At that price I'd mount them on the mantle alongside my collection of semi-fine art.
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babsy_pup

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Kansas
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Message Posted: Apr 18, 2013 5:30:32 PM
If heat rises, wouldn't heaven be hotter?
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2013 6:23:19 AM
come-ooooon Spring....
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gocatgo

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South Carolina
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2013 1:01:32 AM
Hoochie Momma was a no show tonight. The good news is that the expected high temp tomorrow will be about 77.
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2013 7:35:31 AM
I am ready for spring. Bring on the spring mudd and birds and flowers.....
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Mar 9, 2013 6:31:35 AM
more coffffeeeeeeeee.............
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I75at7AM

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2013 9:07:31 AM
....remind myself NOT to take a vacation to Antarctica! .....
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babsy_pup

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Kansas
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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2013 3:44:27 PM
They're cutting hours...I get to leave 2 hrs early!
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2013 4:33:01 PM
Snow coming early tomorrow morning.......
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2013 6:54:47 PM
5 below tonight......
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Eyeballin

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Manitoba
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Message Posted: Dec 29, 2012 2:17:22 PM
Why would anyone hang wind chimes inside their bathroom??
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Loree71

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San Bernardino
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Message Posted: Dec 25, 2012 5:39:14 AM
Lystig Jul alle ! Buon Natale a tutti! Joyeux Noël à tous ! Lystig Jul alle! Boldog karácsonyt mindenkinek! Fröhliches Weihnachten zu jedem! ¡Feliz Navidad a todos! Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia dla wszystkich! Merry Christmas to everyone!
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aowjrop

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Twin Cities
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2012 4:33:00 PM
oh..., dang it! i disconnected again.
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ItsMorph

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Grand Rapids
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Message Posted: Nov 26, 2012 2:24:50 PM
For the ninetieth time...Oooh, Twinkies!
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aowjrop

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Twin Cities
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Message Posted: Nov 26, 2012 1:51:25 PM
i should check the relative humity reading
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aowjrop

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Twin Cities
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2012 2:36:35 PM
wondering if it's snowing in Trinidad/Tobago?
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Gay_Blade

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San Jose
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Message Posted: Nov 4, 2012 2:00:29 AM
try this out for size
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aowjrop

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Twin Cities
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Message Posted: Nov 1, 2012 5:32:55 PM
random dreams
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2012 7:41:08 AM
Topped off the gas tank for Sandy...........
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htrinh0000

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New Jersey
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2012 10:13:11 AM
It's cold outside
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aowjrop

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Twin Cities
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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2012 1:45:28 PM
wind chimes of my mind
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mapcat

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Ohio
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Message Posted: Sep 29, 2012 5:10:04 PM
Sloppy.
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aowjrop

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Twin Cities
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Message Posted: Sep 29, 2012 1:13:02 PM
page down
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aowjrop

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Twin Cities
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Message Posted: Sep 24, 2012 12:54:52 PM
Duohhh
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mapcat

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Ohio
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Message Posted: Aug 28, 2012 9:00:25 AM
No, dear, yetis are white. You're getting them mixed up with sasquatches.
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me2me2

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Illinois
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 2:41:34 PM
If a tropical storm turns counter clockwise, what hemisphere is it in?
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2012 10:37:50 AM
Big wet wind coming to Florida and the Gulf......stay safe all of you in the path of it...........
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babsy_pup

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Kansas
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Message Posted: Aug 19, 2012 7:23:10 PM
baloney
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aowjrop

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Twin Cities
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Message Posted: Aug 15, 2012 1:11:09 PM
???...<disconnect>...!!!
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Aug 12, 2012 5:34:05 PM
pizza...........mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Aug 6, 2012 6:15:18 AM
coffeeeee................
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I75at7AM

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2012 6:22:56 PM
perkules.........nice.......
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ritefielder

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Jackson
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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2012 1:02:49 AM
You would think that at least one of the Branch Davidians would have asked David Koresh, "If you really are Jesus, ... why do you wear glasses"?
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I75at7AM

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Aug 2, 2012 12:02:58 AM
never trust a muffin
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ritefielder

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Jackson
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Message Posted: Aug 1, 2012 10:07:26 PM
When the bus driver gets off of the bus, who closes the door?
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I75at7AM

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Dayton
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Message Posted: Aug 1, 2012 3:45:25 PM
I wish those cicadas would just stop. They're starting to gnaw on my brain.
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mapcat

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Ohio
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Message Posted: Jul 30, 2012 12:19:49 PM
Four more days.
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Jul 30, 2012 8:57:18 AM
happy monday!
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mapcat

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Ohio
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Message Posted: Jul 28, 2012 5:05:13 PM
Last night we had friends over, and it turns out one of the kids had Olympic fever. How inconsiderate! Now we all caught it.
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chocolateflash

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San Diego
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Message Posted: Jul 25, 2012 9:38:32 PM
Everim te olde Dodgers trade for a Ramirez, they get a loser--first Manny and now Hanley.
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chocolateflash

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San Diego
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Message Posted: Jul 25, 2012 9:33:39 PM
If Danny's company gets sold and he gets his stock money, does that mean we get his back rent money?
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ritefielder

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Jackson
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Message Posted: Jul 25, 2012 9:11:49 PM
Recent studies show that 51% of a given population is a majority.
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mapcat

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Ohio
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Message Posted: Jul 25, 2012 11:03:05 AM
I could get used to this. But doing so would probably kill me.
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RegularGasUser

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Albany
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2012 4:37:41 PM
Ice cold beer. AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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mapcat

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Ohio
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2012 11:01:12 AM
Why does he call it "Silicone Valley" in his commercial?
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RONALD777

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Houston
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2012 11:07:57 PM
Why did Noah let mosquitoes on the Ark?
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aowjrop

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Twin Cities
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2012 1:26:22 PM
mapcat. When you weren't watching.
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mapcat

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Ohio
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2012 3:00:36 PM
Wait, when did Matisyahu shave and cut his hair?
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mapcat

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Ohio
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2012 12:18:47 AM
Yeah, maybe Ireland.
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riverrising

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Missouri
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Message Posted: Jul 14, 2012 1:40:07 PM
that is just wrong
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