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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Oct 27, 2010 7:31:23 PM

Being in witness protection can be a lonely thing, so come on in and shuck a few ears, get silly, or just pop some of the corn. just don't put it in my gas tank ! JJ can probably use the company. Just don't ask her exactly where the cornfield is. The government frowns on revealing that information.
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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Mar 5, 2015 8:48:09 AM

Hi Don - I thought I found a note from you on my dresser? Hugs. How it got there I do not know???
Hi snowplower - work #3 is anything, but, a graveyard. I want a new name for the midnight to 5 am shift, any suggestions? Hugs

poof, I'm going to sleep
6642337
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Message Posted: Mar 5, 2015 8:47:41 AM

Ladida
snow
Poof I am gone today
Snowplowerguy
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Message Posted: Mar 4, 2015 9:59:37 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ I did not know work #3 was at a graveyard. At lease noBODY gives you a hard time there. {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ OK....I'll ask! What did you find on her dresser? We only got a mere 1½" of snow.

If your porch looks something like this..............you guessed it..................you might be a redneck.

Have a happy hump day!
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6642337
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Message Posted: Mar 4, 2015 8:54:48 AM

Hi Cobs

Ladida; hugs. poof ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Snow; Went this morning but it didn't go to good only 1/2 hour.
Are you getting any snow? Weather people wrong again we got only rain got more snow for tonight maybe. Poof I am gone.

Ladida sure do not answer any question I ask her Keeps avoiding the questions. poof I am gone

ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Mar 3, 2015 10:05:38 PM

work, work, work. that is what I have been up too. Work #2 had a special meeting, we had around 300 people come. By the time that meeting was over, I drove directly to work #3 to work graveyard. When I got home, was very tired, so I did not even post gas buddy, just went poof to bed.
Now I am going to try to catch a few Z's before work #3 again.
Don - Hugs
snowplower - Hugs
175 - Hugs
Snowplowerguy
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Message Posted: Mar 3, 2015 9:59:25 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ We didn't even get a POOF or a PEEK from you... ☹ {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ I forgot all about that. Thought that was 2 months ago. Time flies when your having fun. LOL! POOF!!!!

If after eating tacos you have to do this ......face it.................you might be a redneck.

Have a terrific taco Tuesday!
 
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6642337
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Message Posted: Mar 3, 2015 8:49:10 AM

Hi Cobs

Snow; yes the weather and I was ill had a viral infection in my lungs and it took a month to get over it. Didn't go today but will tomorrow if it does not snow the 8" they predict. Did get a little sore.

Ladida; Must be sleeping in again. Don't you want to know what I found on your dresser? Hmmm I wonder witch job she bossing today?Oh were oh were do we do with the thing I found on ladida dresser?lmao

Snowplowerguy
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Message Posted: Mar 2, 2015 9:30:28 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ I see you 👣 in & made the ☕ before you went back to 🏨 {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ Why did you wait so long to go back? Was it the weather?

If you play horseshoes with this guy...............dare I say......................you might be a redneck.

Have a marvelous Monday!
 
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6642337
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Message Posted: Mar 2, 2015 9:11:07 AM

Hi Corn

175 you got the right idea.

snowplow. Life is good here in Il. Went back to the gym this morning for the first time in a month. nothing else to do it's foggy here cant see the neighbors house but it clearing up sun out

Ladida; both neck are just fine. Yes I can neck with my wife.. Did you get some necking in this weekend? I want to know.

Oh where oh where did I leave it I searched the bedroom over and found on ladida's dresser.
I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Mar 2, 2015 7:57:25 AM

Well, it's Monday. It's March. It's cold. Nothing else is new. Not this brand new tattoo.

Thanks for the donuts and drinks! At least I can stay fat and happy in the burrow!
ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Mar 2, 2015 3:37:37 AM

Poof, I'm here again. Peek around, sees no one is here yet.....tip toes to the kitchen and makes some coffee and leaves some donuts... tip toes out the door......

Hi Don - Hugs. Is your neck all better yet? So you can neck with your wif?
Hi snowplower, Hugs... poor little kids, just hanging around like that. I bet when they babysir, it is literally speaking
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2015 9:50:34 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ POOF & your back & Poof & your gone! How do you do it? {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ Life is good! We deserve it to! P O O F ...

If you give your kids a time out like this..................................you might be a redneck.

Have a super relaxing Sunday!
 
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6642337
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2015 8:25:27 AM

Hi Cobs

Ladida poof that all

Snowplowerguy Yep good old retirement cant beet it.

Enjoy
ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2015 5:03:15 AM

Hi Don - poof and I am here. :) But now it is time for bed, Good night. Hugs
snowplower - yep, I'm a ballerina , on my toes. Hugs
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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 9:50:22 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ We have to keep you on your toes! How else would you put up with the worker bees? LOL! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ I love retirement! And EW loves it even more! I have enough work to do around here that I could never go back!

If you heat your house like this..............once again.........................you might be a redneck.

Have a super spontaneous Saturday!
 
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6642337
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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 8:41:30 AM

Hi Corn bins

Ladida Yep got to steal my sayings that is just like you. LOL One of those times you will go poof and will be gone like jj.snowplowerrrr; heck I run out of words to type ladida stun me so bad with her poof and gone I don't know what to do either. Happy Saturday
Oh where oh where is it. I search the house over and couldn't find it and ladida said poof and it was gone
ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 8:31:54 AM

HI Don - poof and I am gone to bed. See you at the BBQ Sat. Hugs

snowplower - Hugs to you too

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6642337
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Message Posted: Feb 27, 2015 9:09:17 AM

Hi Cobs

Ladida; Heck I knew what you meant. Ha ha The Yoke is on you. Got to pick on someone and your are the one. Snow and I go a long way back so we stick together. Well anyway I glad you like your boss job that is the easiest job there is being boss you just got to know your stuff. HUGS X 5

SNow; Boy I glad I am retired. We don't talk about work like some people do, we get to enjoy ourselves. Hey I get stamps so I don't pool my money I like to keep it in the dry. Is that what they call money laundering. Wouldn't it be easier just to put it in the washing machine and let it drip dry.

I met another lady from CA by the name of Loree71 and she has a sense of humor. lol

Oh were, were are we today. I thought it over and said poof and I am gone.

I could give Ladida a 👋



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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Feb 27, 2015 8:47:20 AM

Don - I am talking about being the supervisor in job #3. I have done that shift twice now, so it WAS new to me, and I did not know about being a supervisor before, because I was a regular worker bee. Gwee whiz. You sure have a vivid imagination, or you just like to tease. lol. Anyway Hugs
snowplower - your not much better, the two of you sure make a pair. A pair of troublemakers. lol :) Hugs anyway.
I know, it is just your way of showing love.



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Snowplowerguy
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Message Posted: Feb 26, 2015 9:35:14 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ So you can even do it in your sleep? LOL! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ I think so to! LOL! The little sends her Hugs....I don't know why.... LOL!

If you watch cooking shows like this ........................yep...........................you might be a redneck.

Have a thirsty Thursday!
   
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6642337
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Message Posted: Feb 26, 2015 9:21:21 AM

HI Cobs

ladida; So you got it right. so you are telling us that all the time you worked there you didn't know what you were doing.

Snow; I think Ladida was snowing us all this time. I wonder if she was working in a house of ill repute.lol... That boat is to high in the air
Good day to all
ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Feb 26, 2015 8:43:30 AM

today was even easier, now that I know what I am doing. lol. Hardly any learning curve to this. ok, now time for the beauty sleeping treatment. lol

Don - Hugs
snowplower - Hugs
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Message Posted: Feb 25, 2015 10:09:36 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ That's good to hear! I'm glad it's working out! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ Not enough snow to play in. My son is still waiting for us to get more so he can come up with his snowmobile. 👌

If your boat trailer looks like this ..........................................you might be a redneck.

Have a hooch of a hump Day!
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6642337
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Message Posted: Feb 25, 2015 8:55:56 AM

Hi Cobs

Ladida; If you got two hands? Let one hand know the one code and the other hand know the other code problem solved.lol So you mean to be boss but you are not a mean boss. just pretty like Dolly Parton look all uppers.lol
I bet the other boss smiled at you because he is a he and you are a she.
meanwhile get your zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Snowplowerguy; I got to 👋 it to you for being a red neck. I guess you are still playing around with the little snow you got.

ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Feb 25, 2015 8:41:30 AM

good morning guys, well today was my first day as a boss. The other guy called in sick. It went good. I was a little nervous the first hour or so, then things settled down. I am NOT a mean boss, (if you only knew). The hardest part is doing the two computers at the same time, and each program has a different secret code to get into it. It will take some time, and then it will be easy. All my life I have always been promoted. Kinda a good thing. PTL.
Don - Hugs, I'm a pretty boss, not a pretty mean boss, lol
snowplower - my philosophy exactly. After all I was a worker bee just last week. I always look for ways to improve things for all. Had a lot of people smiling tonight. A good thing, the other shift boss's, did not see smiles, except for mine.
Like they say, if you see someone without a smile, give them yours.

beauty sleep time so I can stay a pretty boss. lol
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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 9:20:34 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ I was a boss once...it's not always very much fun. Always remember to treat them like you would like to be treated but be firm. {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ I think he's kind of cute. Good 👌 job 👍 with the 👋

If your local fair has food like this ..............need I say..........................you might be a redneck.

Have a tremendous Tuesday!
 
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6642337
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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 8:47:50 AM

Hi Cobs
My everybody is early this morning

Ladida; I bet you are going to be a mean boss or should I say a pretty mean boss.lol Thanks for the coffee & donuts HUGS X 49 Sweet HUGS 50

175; it's Wednesday! the cold must of got you out of your burrow..

Snow; That there is a mean looking dog you got there. Heat wave today w/37 for the high. then another cold front.grrr

Cold 👋
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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 8:38:28 AM

175 - does that mean your coming to sunny California? today was a heat wave for you at 65. Coffee is hot, fireplace is going. Everyone is here, care to have a donut? or two? Hugs
Don - I only got about 2 hours of training, sort of, I guess they think I can handle it. My first day to run the room all by myself will be Thursday. Need all the hugs I can get, gonna be a boss Thursday.
snowplower - maybe I can take your dog to work to look mean at anyone doing worng. lol. Caught two girls fully asleep today. oops. Hugs
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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 8:14:54 AM

G-G-G-Gooood.....murning......stalkerz.......unbelievably, it's ten degrees COLDER this morning than yesterday morning! Today= -14°F !!

When I find that furry little rodent, I'm gonna settle this score!

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Message Posted: Feb 23, 2015 9:45:17 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Congratulations on your promotion! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ Another day of Global warming here ... -6° right now.

If your dog looks a little like this .............. you got it .................. you might be a redneck.

Have a marvelous Monday!
 
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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Feb 23, 2015 9:25:50 AM

Muh...Muh...Monday.......BRRRRRR !!!!!

More frigidity greets us across the frozen plains! I am beginning to be envious of those who live in the warmer climes, and possibly wanting to join them!
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Message Posted: Feb 23, 2015 8:51:08 AM

Morning corn cobs

Ladida; You know when men take Viagra it gives us a raise. well you asked. Really a social security raise a whole $50. a month. lol

Snow: That a nice holster there. well is it cold up there here a whole 4

175 It's Monday just get out of you burrow and see the sun.

All have a safe day

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ladidaCA
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Don - good morning, got all my sleep in. Ready for the day and next week. What kinda raise did you get? Today is a real nice 60s with light rain. Suppose to get about 1/2 inch or so. Will take any kind of rain, we need it so much. Hugs
snowplower - that is some kind of mailbox and gun holder. Kinda looks like rednecks are into beer and guns. Hugs
I was promoted Friday to back up Room Coordinator. In charge of the room of phone people when the main guy can't be there, which is usually one to two days a week. Basically get to play with the computers as well as supervise the people, turn in reports, etc.

Happy Sunday, made blueberry pancakes for all. And blueberry muffins for later, with cream cheese.
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2015 10:03:39 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Still sleeping... {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ That sun felt good yesterday!

If your pistol's holster looks anything like this...............once again...................you might be a redneck.

Have a super relaxing Sunday! 👍
 
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2015 8:51:03 AM

Good morning cobs

Heat wave yesterday it got 35 going to get cold again w -2 tomorrow morning

Turn the fans back on Ladida
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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2015 10:22:15 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Will be waiting to hear.... {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ We finally got about 2-1/2" of fresh snow for me to go out & play in! LOL!

If your mailbox looks something like this .........dare I say..................you might be a redneck.

Have a uneventful Saturday!
 
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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2015 9:03:13 AM

Hi Corn cobs

Ladida,snowplow

Got a raise tell you later got to run. lol

Got ice here with a 1" of snow on top

Have a nice day
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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2015 8:55:05 AM

good morning Don and snowplower. Just got in from work #3. Coffee is on autopilot. Hugs, oh, got a promotion at work #3, tell ya later
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2015 9:52:02 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ peek, run & sleep...you have to stop & smell the roses. {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ I don't have a "mud room". We don't have mud here. LOL!

If your house alarm looks something like this ...........................you might be a redneck.

Have a fantastic Friday!
 
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2015 9:17:01 AM

Hi Cobs

Ladida; You are getting like JJ use to do. all at once poof you will be gone. If you are not doing anything turn your fans on pointing east

Snow; I don't have a mud room like most people so had to put a sink in. were would I wash my hands when I work in the garden or yard??? Do I have to spell everything out for you? I like that landscaping redneck style nothing like mooning your neighbor.

Stay warm Snow.
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2015 8:57:07 AM

back from #2 & 3, time to dream sweet dreams.

hugs
see you in the morning
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Message Posted: Feb 19, 2015 2:23:55 PM

peek, run, hugs
off to work
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Message Posted: Feb 19, 2015 12:03:50 PM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ 💤 {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ You have a sink in the garage? I guess that would be nice to wash up when working on the truck, car or whatever.

If your neighbor's landscaping looks like this ........................... you might be a redneck.

Have a tremendous Thursday!
 
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Message Posted: Feb 19, 2015 9:24:36 AM

Hi Corn Cobs

Ladida; Must of got to cool in CA for you for you to post or you are getting your beauty sleep. Well did you get your cool don in CA.?

Snow; If I had to shovel snow it would be there till the solar removed it.
Had to writes the mods this morn seems some gas buddy was posting all wrong gas prices in my city and he ben doing everywhere he goes.
I may have to take a ride today to see if everything is in place. Had to cover wrap my sink to keep it from freezing in the garage but it only got 30 degree in it.

All have a smooth day snow stay warm
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Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Lunch catchers? {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ Your lucky!

If you know someone that got pregnant like this..............oh ya.......................you just might be a redneck.

Have a wonderful wacky Wednesday!
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6642337
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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 8:41:43 AM

Corn Cobs Hi

Ladida; To much sleep will either make you look like Loni Anderson or Phyllis Diller one being pretty and one not so pretty. so be careful. lol

Snow: no I do not shovel snow I got a neighbor that has a plow on a atv and his good looking sister shovels the sidewalk. K does shovel sometimes.

All have a safe smooth day
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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 8:21:09 AM

hi, well, leaving donuts and coffee, time for sleep. Hugs
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Message Posted: Feb 17, 2015 10:58:36 AM

in a hurry, hugs for all

snowplower, it looks like that redneck vans has lunch 'catchers'
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Message Posted: Feb 17, 2015 10:17:51 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Glad to hear your all rested! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ 4".....your lucky. Do you have a snow blower or do you have to shovel?

If your rear view mirror looks like this............once again................you just might be a redneck.

Have a tremendous Tuesday!
 
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6642337
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Message Posted: Feb 17, 2015 8:56:08 AM

Hi Cobs

Ladida Sweet HUGS Must be working making up for yesterday?

Snow; I can put a request for snow up there. Maybe you moved to far north. no snow there

all have a good day
6642337
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Message Posted: Feb 16, 2015 4:28:09 PM

Hi Cobs

Ladida More beauty sleep Coffee & donuts are good on a cold day only 16 degree today you forgot to turn the fan east.

Snow I am a little late today as you know. You got two of everything? Two beds two cars oh that right you do have one pool for your money to keep it clean.lol

175; I got some snow if you want. only got 4" instead of 12" like they said.

All have a warm day
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