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unclesnipe

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Message Posted: Oct 27, 2010 7:31:23 PM

Being in witness protection can be a lonely thing, so come on in and shuck a few ears, get silly, or just pop some of the corn. just don't put it in my gas tank ! JJ can probably use the company. Just don't ask her exactly where the cornfield is. The government frowns on revealing that information.
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6642337
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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 9:38:46 AM

HI Corn cobs

Boy I must be late cant sleep at night maybe slept 1/2 hour last night I guess meds are doing it.

Ladida; I think I get enough sea salt that all we have in the house. Thanks for the prayer it might help I know it wont hurt.

Snowplow I know you don't put smut on here. Cant take a joke hah. lol I guess the little lady kept all her money for herself.

All have a nice saturday
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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 9:17:27 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Have a relaxing w/e! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ No smut...some bowsers just act up. I use 3 different ones at times because they all have some problems.

If you ever moved an animal like this..............once again.....................you might be a redneck.

Have a spectacular Saturday!
   
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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 5:33:48 AM

Hi jj and gOOd cOrn muffin day to ya all;
jj,Org,Hemi,XXroc,6642,175,v8,sapd,Glori,Bigg,BG,three30,thehat&snowplower
snowplower - ok, but first lets make sure Don is ok. hugs
Don - you still taking all your good healthy stuff? I will have to see what vitamin is needed for thyroid. If I remember, it is sea salt? but not sure on that. Well Jesus spoke to the fig tree and it dried up, we speak to the problem causing your thyroid to act out of order and command it to stop, in Jesus name. Hugs
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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 9:56:12 AM

Hi corn cobs

Ladida it's to hard to explain. to many health issues. My lungs are my problem right now. Got to have a biopsy don on my thyroid gland Monday morning seems it is growing and causing problems If I keep going I will have to wear a bra. To bad they don't have a cure all pill.,, Being tire it's getting better slowly. Have a good weekend.

Snowplow some of your redneck jokes may be smut. I only had problems with 2 of them. My browser is just fine.

All enjoy your day
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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 9:17:08 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Thanks! I'll buy....come on over! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ HELLO?

If one of your neighbors looks like this............I think you already know the answer..........you just might be a redneck.
 
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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 7:18:57 AM

Don - I am a little concerned about you. Are you fighting a flu bug or something like that? or what is making you so tired? Hugs

snowplower - good for you, guess your buying the next time. lol hugs
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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 9:48:31 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ WOOHOO! The little woman made 3 big withdrawal$ & I came out even! Had a Fanta$tic time!!!!! Came home 3K ahead! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ If your having trouble viewing any of my links, you should try another browser. A few others have said this too. Which browser are you using?

If your air-conditioner looks like this..........once again.......................you might be a redneck.

Have a tremendous Thursday!
 
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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 9:11:38 AM

Hi Corn Lady

Ladida:HUGS that sounds good. Don't know if I an make it. still down
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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 3:19:29 AM

aw Don - time for a nice massage, I will see the massage lady keeps the afternoon open for ya. Here is a nice bowl of fresh fruit to pick up your energy. Hugs
snowplower - you visiting your money again, depositing to your account? and you forget your friends? hugs
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Message Posted: Jan 21, 2015 3:57:42 PM

Hi Corn Cobs

Down and out today
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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Jan 21, 2015 12:54:34 PM

175 - whoa, are you ok? here have some coffee and relax, it's Tuesday. Hugs
Don - what a bummer, to wake up at midnight just to take meds. Do they have to be on an empty stomach? Well, I did not work this morning, got to sleep in all the wat through.... feeling rested! Hugs
snowplower - you just peek and run in for coffee anytime, how come you left the little woman out in the cold? or did you bring her some coffee too? Hugs
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Message Posted: Jan 21, 2015 7:55:07 AM

Hey! Is it Monday yet? Huh?
If you don't know what day it is.....or just don't care......you might be a redneck!
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 4:28:55 PM

Hi Corn Cobs

SPG what kind of smut are you putting on here. err forbidden.

Ladida: HUGS I take my meds at 12:30am every night makes it a short sleep night.
Enjoy your day

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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 9:08:34 AM

hey snowplower - whatever that picture was of, it is not there anymore. a big sign saying 'FORBIDDEN' is now there. Hugs

Hi Don - Hugs before you get here today
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 9:08:00 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Peeks in......looks around.......grabs a coffee.....walks out......gets in car........drives to casino with EW.

If your neighborhood watch looks a little like this.....................you might be a redneck.

Have a tremendous Tuesday & a wondrous Wednesday!
 
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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 11:02:30 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going! LOL! To many things on my mind the last few days! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ I only fall after to many beers! LOL! Sounds like your doing better today! Keep of the good job!

If you own one of these...........................you just might be a redneck..."on the go".

Have a marvelous Monday!
 
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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 6:56:56 AM

peeking back at you Don - Hugs
catch you later snowplower - hugs
and good night
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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 1:24:04 AM

Hi Corn cobs

Peek and run
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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 7:54:32 AM

H Don - I think snowplower needs a copy of your haha pie recipe. Hugs
Hi snowplower - see you when you get your latest redneck pic. Hugs

good night
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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 5:29:47 AM

Hi Corn Stocks

What a lovely day it's going to be. Just watch someone mess it up.

Ladida; Boy you must be sleeping late again. Oh that right it's your honeys time this weekend. Well enjoy it.

Snowplow I would not retype it I forgot what I was saying. Oh I starting to remember. any here we go. About working out you don't need it in the fall. Because you Fall in the bar in the spring, You Fall at the bar in the summer and You fall and fall in the fall. so come winter you can get unfallen for next year LOL Really.

That is a joke alllll by itself

Now you won't have to wait all day

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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Jan 17, 2015 9:14:30 AM

good morning Don and snowplower, just got home from works. going to sleep.

snowplower - first you gotta run, then you are siting and waiting on Don. Which is it? or are you sitting and running in place?
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Message Posted: Jan 17, 2015 7:44:52 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Got to run! have a great day!

Don ~ I'll gust sit here & wait for you to retype it.

If you ever fixed your fridge like this.............you guessed it..........you just might be a redneck.

Have a super Saturday & Sunday!
 
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Message Posted: Jan 17, 2015 5:38:24 AM

Hi Corn cobs

*72#$$ computer had it all typed out and poof gone again

Miracle


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,"So you're a
man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be
a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

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Message Posted: Jan 16, 2015 9:25:17 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ 80's!? Getting way to warm for me! Upper 60's & low 70's are my best temps.! That's why we only lasted a year in TX. Glad you enjoy thou! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ I get lots of exercise in the Spring, Summer & Fall. It's the Winter that I get less. That's why I don't mind the snow because it gives me a chance to out the house for some exercise!

If your dashboard looks like this..................you could be my friend..........I mean be a redneck.

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Message Posted: Jan 16, 2015 8:22:33 AM

"Detention!"
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6642337
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Message Posted: Jan 16, 2015 8:05:14 AM

Hi Corn cobs

Ladida; HUGS I don't think I want to know what you all do. I am sure we all do what we have to do even for extra money. The work most of the time isn't bad it's just the lack of sleep. I can remember when I was young and in the service my first night had K.P. to make a long story short I endured 72 Hrs. without sleep. When your last name starts with B you get it every time. ZZZZZZZZZ to you

Snowplow; That what happens when you retire your body is use to getting up early and you just wake up early. Then of course we don't do much to tire our bodies out. We get lazy, ill or what have you. Have a safe day

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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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Message Posted: Jan 16, 2015 7:03:31 AM

snowplower - shhhhh, don't say warming up. It is suppose to be 80s again. Sometime I will list out what I like that I have done and see what you and Don can think of. Hugs
Don - you are probably just getting up from your beauty sleep and I am just going to get my beauty sleep. See you in passing. I do not think I should keep this kind of schedule up for too long. Hugs
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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 9:46:02 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ I can't really say because I don't know your skills & what you can to do or even like do. If you like a job, that will make it better for you over the years because nobody wants to do a job they don't like. I enjoyed what I did....I just didn't want to work any longer. Some jobs I had I liked but I didn't like the people or the bosses. That makes it hard to work. {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ Glad you got some rest! I've been waking up early & I don't like it. I want to stay in the warm bed. LOL!

If you own any wind chimes that look like these........you got it........you might be a redneck.

Have a tremendous Thursday!

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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 8:23:22 AM

good morning
Don - yes, sleep sounds lovely right now. Glad you are doing better. Have not been out showing as many houses, been doing the hourly work. Hugs

snowplower - yes, I agree, but what kind of job??? hugs
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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 7:55:47 AM

Good morning Corn cobs

Finley got some sleep darn it felt good. Now I know how Ladida feels with little sleep.

Ladida; HUGS Good morning to you Maybe you could do some manual work for more money and not just show this house and that house. lol well you know what I mean. just a thought. you could be a CEO for some restraint. that would work. A hot dog stand on a corner beings your a good cook.

Snowplow; You should go into selling Chandelier. I would maybe buy one.
See what else I got to say oh I got you today I don't know how that happened, I guess I took your name off and didn't put it back on when I copy and paste.

.SNOW IN Minnesota
Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Michael's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." Michael's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......", then the electric power goes out. Michael's wife is very upset and, with a worried look on her face, she says, "Honey, I don' know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in Michael's voice, like all the men who are married to blondes exhibit, Michael says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time.
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 9:41:15 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ One really good paying job is the way to go. Good luck & good night! {{{HUGS}}}

Don~ If you liked yesterdays chandelier, you will love todays! Good night!

If your "other" chandelier looks like this..................come on...admit it...................you just might be a redneck.

Have a wacky & wonderful Wednesday!
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 8:40:27 AM

good early morning Don and smowplower. Today I was thinking, I would love to trade in my 2 jobs for one higher paying job. Just have to know where to look and be there at the right time. Don you are right on the underpaid. Have to work on that. Don healthy Hugs, snowlower new car Hugs.
175 I see you checked in too, have a great day. hugs

well, time for my beauty sleep.
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 4:39:47 AM

Hi Corn cobs

Just finishing up my meds inhalers and getting ready to go back to bed. I finely got to sleep some last night. Meds kept me awake for 36 hours without sleep.

Snow; I like that chandelier that there is a good idea.
time to go back to bed.

Ladida I hope you are not overworked and underpaid...Have a sweet HUG able day
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Message Posted: Jan 13, 2015 9:29:07 AM

Good morning frozen, tired & respiratory infected corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I can hear you snoring from here! LOL! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ That's good to know! Like they say: "Only the good die young" so we will be around for a looooooong time! LOL!

If you have a chandelier that looks like this...............................you might be a redneck.

Have a titanic Tuesday!
 
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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Jan 13, 2015 6:56:19 AM

just getting home from shift, good night and hugs zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Message Posted: Jan 13, 2015 1:45:57 AM

Hi Corn cobs

Well I am up talking me med inhaler. Got to take every 6 hours around the clock.

Ladida; Now who has ESP or you know me very well...I couldn't sleep so I just stayed awake till 12am and here I am. It's a good thing somebody on here works, Snow and 6642337 don't lol we just do what we want besides we wouldn't have nothing to talk about.

SPG good ,morning I am up still getting a early start so you won't wait for me. Hay I will be around here a long time to come.

All have a safe day
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Message Posted: Jan 12, 2015 5:46:58 PM

Hi Corn Cobs

Ladida HUGS Yep I did go early this morning. Did let me go home. I guess now I will be a pill taker. At least I don't have the flu. A respiratory infection that they tell me.

Snowplow; Does STLHAWK stand for St. Louis Hawk?

175 Hay you even got on here before me

All Have a safe day
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Message Posted: Jan 12, 2015 8:53:10 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Hope your schedule gives you a little more time when summer comes so you can have some fun! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ Hope your doing better today!

Stop by & say HI to Stlhawk!

If you even know what this is.........must I say it........OK..........you just might be a redneck!

Have a marvelous Monday!
 
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Message Posted: Jan 12, 2015 8:06:13 AM

Hey stalkers! It's Mondaaaaaayyyyy !!! Woo-hoo! Another week of work! Another week closer to Spring!

Schools called at 5AM (automated dialer system) with the two-hour delay.
Schools called at 7AM with the notice they they are closed today. All this for 35° and a little slush on the side streets. Oh, and temps expected to drop to 15 by late afternoon.......

Hey plow, if your truck looks like that, it might be a "taxi" ..... (dermy) ....truck.

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Message Posted: Jan 12, 2015 6:36:25 AM

Hi jj and gOOd cOrn muffin day to ya all;
jj,Org,Hemi,XXroc,6642,175,v8,sapd,Glori,Bigg,BG,three30,thehat&snowplower

snowplower - hi, , guess you could blame the work schedule, or me because I am the one who agreed to work it. I look at this as a short time thing anyway. Hugs
Don - I wonder if you went to emergency? did not see your post. Healing prayers for you buddy and Hugs
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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 8:40:57 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Your posts are getting shorter every day. :-( {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ They don't use quite as much salt up here as they do in the city. They add sand to their mix. Remember when we were younger they did that a lot? Hope your feeling better. Not getting your breath when your asleep does not sound good. Take an aspirin & don't be afraid to call 911 if have to! If you die....who am I going to pick on bud?

If your truck looks anything like this.................................you MUST be a redneck.

Have a super Sunday!

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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 7:53:31 AM

just getting in from the wee hours shift. Hello, hugs and good night
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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 2:16:09 AM

HI Corn Cobs

Hey I beat everybody this morning.

Had to take meds this early do to cant get my breath will have to wait and see what happens.

SPG Car in the garage another time I guess? Have a safe Sunday

Ladida; I hope you got a good nights sleep

All Have a Super Sunday
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 9:42:21 AM

Hi Corn cobs

Snow Hey I don't blame you for not using the car it don't need a salt bath. like they say my sunny days car. Did you get any snow where you live?
Hope you have a fun filled day.

Ladida: HUGS I don't know what to say you are working your fingers to the bone.
All it is hi and going to sleep. That's the way JJ started all at once poof gone. You need some R&R soon or your BF will be poof and he's gone.lol

all have a nice day
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 9:30:46 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ Get to bed & get some rest before you run yourself raged! {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ Get your butt in here! LOL! The car will stay in the garage yet another day! LOL!

If your daughter went to the prom looking like this...........................you might be a redneck.

Have a stupendous Saturday!

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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 3:55:44 AM

hi, just getting in from work again
Don - hugs
snowplower - hugs

hugs and good night
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Message Posted: Jan 9, 2015 10:37:22 AM

Good morning frozen & tired corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ I would be tired to with all those jobs too. You get your rest now so you don't fall asleep in your BF arms. {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ Were do I have to go everyday? Why take out the car if I have no were to go? We mainly needed it to go down & visit the kids & to go to the casino. Those are the far places we go. After reading your joke....I got a bowl of Frosted Flakes to eat! LOL!

If the stop sign on your block looks like this............................you might be a redneck.

Have a fabulous Friday!

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Message Posted: Jan 9, 2015 10:35:39 AM

Hi Corn cobs

Well looks like me & me

Ladida. see your problem to many late shifts. Just get you beauty sleep.
Hope you have a good day. Here some HUGS ♥ ♥

Snow what did you just quit posting on here? Oh I know you are waiting for me. well I am here. with nothing to say. I am out of words.

Joke.

A blind man visits the state of Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"

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ladidaCA
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Message Posted: Jan 9, 2015 3:26:28 AM

Hi jj and gOOd cOrn muffin day to ya all;
jj,Org,Hemi,XXroc,6642,175,v8,sapd,Glori,Bigg,BG,three30,thehat&snowplower
Hi Don and snowlower, just got home from work, and kinda tired. will talk later. hugs and good night
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Message Posted: Jan 8, 2015 9:20:32 AM

Hi Frozen corn cobs

Snowplow. Why would anybody buy a new car and just let it sit in the garage at home. May be you should buy another just to use in the winter,lol
It's a little cool here also w/ 3 warming trend coming by Saturday w/26.
Stay warm and take care of the little women honey do's

Ladida Sweet HUGS;I just got a work out from me reading #3,#2, witch one goes first or third & second...We have bars, nightclubs, even restaurant are smoke free. Oh I guess CA. is a little snow beings you are 2 HRs behind.
Hope you have a wonderful day.

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Blonde Puzzle


One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried.

"Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"


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Snowplowerguy
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Message Posted: Jan 8, 2015 8:50:13 AM

Good morning frozen corn-stalkers!

Ladida ~ You should make some good $ selling houses. How many do you average a month? {{{HUGS}}}

Don ~ Can't wait for you! Have to run into town before the snow starts. They say just 1"-3" today but I don't want to mess up the new car. A little warm here this AM at -2°.

If your car alarm looks something like this........you guessed it...............you might be a redneck.

Have a titanic Thursday!

          FROZEN ✋
 
 
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