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unclesnipe

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Message Posted: Sep 28, 2010 12:00:23 AM

so. ask! just don't expect an answer.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: Aug 31, 2014 11:57:30 AM

Did you.???
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panj
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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 9:33:10 PM

you can just hit replay over and over right?
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 10:04:15 AM

You still looking for the same thing. After. Watching that porno. Sorry.
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panj
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Message Posted: Jul 20, 2014 8:36:00 PM

did you see that?
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: Jul 20, 2014 8:33:42 AM

I think . Did you too
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: Jul 19, 2014 11:28:52 AM

Did you today.
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mister8tch
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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 11:57:23 AM

Why do people going to the gym to exercise look for a parking space closest to the door?
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riverrising
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Message Posted: Jul 9, 2014 7:36:06 AM

are you an alien or a chipmunk?
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mister8tch
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Message Posted: Jul 9, 2014 7:30:48 AM

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
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deant99
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Message Posted: Jul 5, 2014 10:01:52 PM

How do you find cheap gas?
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panj
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Message Posted: Jul 4, 2014 1:21:56 AM

what's a tango?
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panj
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Message Posted: Jun 25, 2014 7:46:17 PM

do i have to?
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outlaw329
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Message Posted: Jun 25, 2014 11:58:22 AM

Does it really rain mainly on the plains in Spain?
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: Jun 25, 2014 11:35:16 AM

Did you ? Today.
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2013 12:37:05 PM

For the mess that America is now in economically.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
Everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would
Dive bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own
Pocket.

And others birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at
All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
Sit on my own back porch
Anymore. So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone. I cleaned
Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built
All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
It used to be .... Quiet, serene....
And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out
Free food, subsidized housing,
Free medical care and free
Education, and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic
Citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the
Tens of thousands. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for
Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
By an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and
People waving flags other
Than 'Old Glory' are
Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
To take down the bird feeder.

HAVE A GOOD DAY.
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: Jul 9, 2013 1:40:36 AM

Get a stupid answere.
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gas_phil
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Message Posted: Jul 9, 2013 1:13:31 AM

where is my package?? :D
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Jul 9, 2013 12:04:15 AM

which historical figure would you most like to ask a stupid question?
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Mikeyl
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Message Posted: Jul 4, 2013 8:41:00 AM

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
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snappyray09
Champion Author Arkansas

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Message Posted: Jul 4, 2013 8:36:46 AM

Why am i still doing this???
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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2013 9:49:56 AM

If you work for an employee-owned company, can you go on strike?
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I75at7AM
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Jun 10, 2013 1:30:38 PM

Would you rather be eaten by a Lion, a Tiger, or a Cougar?
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snappyray09
Champion Author Arkansas

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Message Posted: Jun 10, 2013 1:07:26 AM

Is obama still in office ????????????????/
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: May 25, 2013 9:32:35 AM

do you have your towel?
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GustheCat2
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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 6:34:04 AM

Why are there no "B" cell batteries?
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snappyray09
Champion Author Arkansas

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Message Posted: May 22, 2013 1:43:55 AM

How do you know when gas is too high ?
When a full tank of gas is worth more then your CAR.
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WhiskeyBurner
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Message Posted: May 21, 2013 12:56:41 PM

When you work retail, every work day has the potential to be a stupid question day.........just never know if it's going to a customer, coworker/superviser, or yourself needing one of Bill Engval's signs.
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: May 21, 2013 1:51:26 AM

"Have a good day,unless you have other plans"
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skylerthewise
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Message Posted: May 20, 2013 11:46:18 PM

which way did he go?
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snappyray09
Champion Author Arkansas

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Message Posted: May 10, 2013 7:17:28 PM

Have a good day,unless you have other plans.

Our society is doomed..............

IDIOT SIGHTING
I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said "May I have large bills, please"
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
When I got up off the floor I explained it to her....


IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton,MS

IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not..' Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.


IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
-- From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.


IDIOT SIGHTING
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS IDIOT SIGHTING
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,'
our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.'
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff’s office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING
How would you pronounce this child's name?
"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.
This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha".
When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent."

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash.
If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.

They walk among us......and they VOTE.
REV;RAY.
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: Mar 27, 2013 11:20:07 AM

1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally,… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

2. If you have to get your parents permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion,… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book, but not to vote, … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt, you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

5. If, in our largest city, you can buy "two" 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat,… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

6. If an 80-year-old woman and 3 yr old child can be stripped searched by the TSA, but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched,… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

7. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more,… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

8. If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is cute, but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable, … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

9. If children are forcibly removed from parents who discipline them with spankings while children of addicts are left in filth and drug infested homes…, you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

10. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones,… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

11. If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor buys iPhones, TVs and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage,… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots

12. If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more safe according to the government,… you might live in a country founded by
geniuses but run by idiots.
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2013 11:24:48 AM

Should women that wear crosses be considered cross dressers?
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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2013 10:29:22 AM

"Why have I been an hour late for everything this week?" It's like somebody changed all the clocks or something......
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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Feb 7, 2013 10:22:06 AM

If the word "laughter" is pronounced "LAFF-ter" why isn't the word "slaughter" pronounced "Slaff-ter" ??

 

[Edited by: I75at7AM at 2/7/2013 10:22:32 AM EST]
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: Feb 5, 2013 1:59:46 AM

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together. So th e doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?' She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.' The doctor
thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.' She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms. The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child! 'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.' The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!

If you agree, please SHARE. Together we can help save precious lives! "Love says I sacrifice myself for the good of the other person. Abortion says I sacrifice the other person for the good of myself..

"SHARE" & Save Inocent Life
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snappyray09
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Message Posted: Jan 17, 2013 2:03:05 AM

Do you post with one finger ?????
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cheapmonkee
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Message Posted: Jan 17, 2013 12:46:59 AM

What about Hoffman?
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I75at7AM
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Jan 17, 2013 12:32:45 AM

I lost a glove. Did anyone find it??
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Dec 27, 2012 8:11:35 PM

did I remember to turn my computer on before I logged on to GB?
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snappyray09
Champion Author Arkansas

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Message Posted: Dec 27, 2012 6:49:16 PM

HELLO, have a blessed New Year everyone & a happy new life.
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conesuslake2
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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2012 4:28:59 PM

hi
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Eyeballin
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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2012 4:06:53 PM

Why is there braille at drive-through ATMs?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2012 11:10:49 AM

Is it considered bad form to overstay at your neighbor's end of the world party?
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I75at7AM
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Dec 20, 2012 9:30:28 AM

"Is this ham kosher?"
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Cruzinwritr
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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2012 12:19:06 PM

Your from San Diego??? I have a friend name John that lives in San Diego, do you know him??

WHAT!!!! (Yes, really was asked.)
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2012 7:44:55 PM

have they come for your guns and bibles yet ;)
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gasbud4
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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2012 3:33:36 AM

Why are there no measures financed with bonds?
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snappyray09
Champion Author Arkansas

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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2012 2:00:11 AM

did we loss or win ???????????
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snappyray09
Champion Author Arkansas

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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2012 1:59:01 AM

Did we win or loss are is that loss or win ????????????
I don't think is was good for any of us.
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2012 12:27:01 AM

is there an election coming up soon?
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