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unclesnipe

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Message Posted: Feb 6, 2010 6:35:58 AM

with so many idiotic topics, I thought, why not create an idiotic topic where we come up with new ideas for, you guessed it, idiotic topics.
like:
"did you blink your eyes today?"
"how many fingers do you have?"
"are you awake right now?"
etc, etc, etc.....
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Apr 24, 2015 12:49:14 AM

How many people did you flip off today? Please do not count family members and people at work.
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Doseydotes
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2015 11:53:47 PM

What's in your Easter basket?
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TuanCanCook
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2015 10:30:26 AM


Why not chili eggs instead of chocolate?
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2015 12:50:43 AM

Rabbit season should or should not be suspended during the Easter holidays.

Uncle, my go-go is about gone.
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2015 12:15:43 PM

did you wang chung tonight?
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2015 3:35:18 PM

have you heard from your cousin, the nigerian prince since you emailed him your bank account number and SS#?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Feb 19, 2015 8:19:06 PM

where did you get frostbitten today?
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mister8tch
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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 9:02:39 PM

Bite me?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 12:07:57 AM

if you were gocatgo, where would you go-go?
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Cinny143
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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2015 11:39:36 AM

Do you over cleanse your face?
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Cinny143
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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2015 11:39:10 AM

Should creatively deceptive news correspondents be punished when caught?
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Feb 8, 2015 12:04:48 AM

the name that smell thread.
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TuanCanCook
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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2015 9:42:18 PM

What's your Valentine's Day gift gonna be?
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TuanCanCook
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 6:53:38 PM

How many holiday pounds have you lost so far?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 3:53:20 PM

how many of your new year's resolutions have you broken so far?
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 1:00:53 AM

Do you get sick from hanging around sick kids or old people.
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Dec 21, 2014 12:02:46 AM

how many ugly Christmas sweaters do you plan on wearing this week?
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LogicMan
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Message Posted: Nov 6, 2014 6:38:24 PM

Why every dog should have a mullet.
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riverrising
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Message Posted: Nov 6, 2014 6:31:40 PM

who made you boss?
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TuanCanCook
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Message Posted: Nov 5, 2014 11:05:40 PM

Did you vote using your multiple identities?
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Nov 5, 2014 10:58:03 PM

did you vote today?
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TuanCanCook
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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 12:28:58 AM

What lowlifes did you kiss today?
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 8:32:53 PM

what breed of wildlife did you ride to work today?
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gasbud4
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Message Posted: Sep 20, 2014 3:17:50 AM

What wildlife did you narrowly avoid hitting with your car today?

I'll go first: four wild turkeys and a juvenile deer.

[Edited by: gasbud4 at 9/20/2014 3:19:00 AM EST]
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 9:53:05 PM

top ten things you should never say to the cops:
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riverrising
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Message Posted: Aug 24, 2014 10:21:47 AM

why rocks aren't hot topics
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Aug 13, 2014 12:29:16 PM

alternative uses for peanut butter
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nichols
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Message Posted: Aug 13, 2014 9:39:14 AM

you just did
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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Aug 7, 2014 12:53:30 PM

Did you run over any insects in your car today?

How many moths are splattered on the front of your car?
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 12:24:07 AM

How many times have you cussed the DMV today.
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 7:02:57 PM

why does doing nothing seem to take so long? thoughts?
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LogicMan
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Message Posted: Jul 6, 2014 1:36:13 AM

When exactly IS the IVth of July? Did I miss it?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Jul 5, 2014 7:43:34 PM

how many fingers did you blow off this 4th of july?
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Jun 25, 2014 12:46:51 AM

Have you been offered a breath mint by someone holding their nose today.
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Jun 21, 2014 7:02:46 PM

have you been yellow carded by your significant other today?
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Jun 18, 2014 12:37:03 AM

How many roaches have you stepped on today?
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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Jun 12, 2014 8:54:55 AM

What lame excuse did you use today?
 
 
What onerous chore did you use a lame excuse to avoid?
 
 '
List the ways in which "Bird Flew" is different from "Bird Flu"
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Jun 8, 2014 1:01:22 PM

it's name your poison day. so, what is your favorite poison?
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: Jun 7, 2014 12:37:12 AM

where did you sleep last night?
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unclesnipe
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Message Posted: May 16, 2014 2:18:34 AM

who are you currently stalking?
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: May 16, 2014 12:58:48 AM

Who is on your hit list?
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Cinny143
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Message Posted: May 9, 2014 12:01:56 AM

Prom: Stag or Drag?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: May 5, 2014 11:57:02 PM

Where did GB hide my cheetos!
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Cinny143
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Message Posted: May 5, 2014 10:42:25 PM

Where did GasBuddy hide the news links today?

[Edited by: Cinny143 at 5/5/2014 10:42:46 PM EST]
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Apr 23, 2014 12:03:49 AM

it's international nose picking day!
did you pick a good one today?
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Doseydotes
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Message Posted: Apr 21, 2014 12:18:14 AM

Have your seeds germinated yet?
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LogicMan
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Message Posted: Apr 17, 2014 8:32:11 PM

Have the circles under your eyes gotten darker today?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Apr 17, 2014 8:07:59 PM

which micro beer is your cat's favorite?
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leemun
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 2:48:00 AM

Did you pick your teeth or nose or a scab today?
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leemun
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 2:40:54 AM

Did you glass of wined your drunk today?
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 1:16:04 AM

What are your latest plans to screw your life up?
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