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unclesnipe

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Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Feb 6, 2010 6:35:58 AM

with so many idiotic topics, I thought, why not create an idiotic topic where we come up with new ideas for, you guessed it, idiotic topics.
like:
"did you blink your eyes today?"
"how many fingers do you have?"
"are you awake right now?"
etc, etc, etc.....
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TuanCanCook
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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 12:28:58 AM

What lowlifes did you kiss today?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 8:32:53 PM

what breed of wildlife did you ride to work today?
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gasbud4
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Message Posted: Sep 20, 2014 3:17:50 AM

What wildlife did you narrowly avoid hitting with your car today?

I'll go first: four wild turkeys and a juvenile deer.

[Edited by: gasbud4 at 9/20/2014 3:19:00 AM EST]
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 9:53:05 PM

top ten things you should never say to the cops:
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riverrising
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Message Posted: Aug 24, 2014 10:21:47 AM

why rocks aren't hot topics
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Aug 13, 2014 12:29:16 PM

alternative uses for peanut butter
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nichols
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Message Posted: Aug 13, 2014 9:39:14 AM

you just did
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I75at7AM
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Aug 7, 2014 12:53:30 PM

Did you run over any insects in your car today?

How many moths are splattered on the front of your car?
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 12:24:07 AM

How many times have you cussed the DMV today.
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 7:02:57 PM

why does doing nothing seem to take so long? thoughts?
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Jul 6, 2014 1:36:13 AM

When exactly IS the IVth of July? Did I miss it?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Jul 5, 2014 7:43:34 PM

how many fingers did you blow off this 4th of july?
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gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Jun 25, 2014 12:46:51 AM

Have you been offered a breath mint by someone holding their nose today.
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Jun 21, 2014 7:02:46 PM

have you been yellow carded by your significant other today?
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gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Jun 18, 2014 12:37:03 AM

How many roaches have you stepped on today?
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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Jun 12, 2014 8:54:55 AM

What lame excuse did you use today?
 
 
What onerous chore did you use a lame excuse to avoid?
 
 '
List the ways in which "Bird Flew" is different from "Bird Flu"
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Jun 8, 2014 1:01:22 PM

it's name your poison day. so, what is your favorite poison?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Jun 7, 2014 12:37:12 AM

where did you sleep last night?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: May 16, 2014 2:18:34 AM

who are you currently stalking?
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gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: May 16, 2014 12:58:48 AM

Who is on your hit list?
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Cinny143
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Message Posted: May 9, 2014 12:01:56 AM

Prom: Stag or Drag?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: May 5, 2014 11:57:02 PM

Where did GB hide my cheetos!
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Cinny143
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Message Posted: May 5, 2014 10:42:25 PM

Where did GasBuddy hide the news links today?

[Edited by: Cinny143 at 5/5/2014 10:42:46 PM EST]
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Apr 23, 2014 12:03:49 AM

it's international nose picking day!
did you pick a good one today?
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Doseydotes
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Message Posted: Apr 21, 2014 12:18:14 AM

Have your seeds germinated yet?
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LogicMan
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Message Posted: Apr 17, 2014 8:32:11 PM

Have the circles under your eyes gotten darker today?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Apr 17, 2014 8:07:59 PM

which micro beer is your cat's favorite?
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leemun
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 2:48:00 AM

Did you pick your teeth or nose or a scab today?
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leemun
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 2:40:54 AM

Did you glass of wined your drunk today?
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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 1:16:04 AM

What are your latest plans to screw your life up?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 11:19:43 PM

neener neener, or nana nana boo boo?
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 11:13:34 PM

How soluble are you?
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TuanCanCook
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2014 12:08:17 PM

Can you burp 10 times in a row?
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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Apr 1, 2014 8:33:07 AM

"101 Ways To Induce Vomiting" - kids , don't try these at home. (Try them at school!!!)
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gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 12:48:06 AM

What condition is your condition in.
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2014 12:05:48 AM

what's your most embarrassing typo posted on GB?
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R209
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2014 8:09:51 PM

Have you checked for belly button lint today?
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greycat65
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Message Posted: Mar 6, 2014 1:02:55 PM

How many times a day do you lick your lips?
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panj
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2014 1:16:54 AM

did you smoke today
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Feb 26, 2014 11:17:47 AM

what are you giving up for lent? and no, you can't say in-laws or relatives :P
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LogicMan
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Message Posted: Feb 25, 2014 10:14:09 PM

How many periods (punctuation variety) will be used today? Here's one more.
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TuanCanCook
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Feb 25, 2014 9:00:49 PM

Exactly how high is high?
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gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2014 12:48:48 AM

How many times have you flushed your toilet today?
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TuanCanCook
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Feb 23, 2014 7:55:34 PM

What the hell is curling about?
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Feb 23, 2014 5:57:02 PM

what are you thinking
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TuanCanCook
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Message Posted: Feb 16, 2014 10:15:05 PM

Where's my thumb?
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2014 8:22:31 PM

Are you awake right now?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2014 11:27:25 AM

when will the NWS issue a recall on this defective weather we are having?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Feb 4, 2014 7:12:01 PM

what's another word for thesaurus?
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unclesnipe
Champion Author Cincinnati

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Message Posted: Feb 3, 2014 9:23:29 PM

have you recently caught your cat read Sun Tzu?
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