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Roadieboy
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Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Mar 19, 2015 7:00:08 PM

nothing we do matters
panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Mar 13, 2015 9:53:01 PM

i always do the least i can do
Caragogo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Mar 9, 2015 9:46:29 AM

I absolutely love people who don't do their job!
geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 8:38:03 AM

I wish we had winters like this all year, every year.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 11:56:31 PM

This, is my finest hour.
Bad_Petroleum
Champion Author Miami

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Message Posted: Feb 27, 2015 2:43:37 PM

I retired in 2011. Here comes the LIE of the Month....

"I miss Work"

bahawah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited by: Bad_Petroleum at 2/27/2015 2:44:20 PM EST]
drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 4:24:02 PM

My eyes won't open when I'm outside because my eyelashes freeze together in these sub-zero temperatures.
geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 8:50:59 AM

I can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
ecsojay
All-Star Author Tampa

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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 12:07:49 AM

I won the lottery today and I didnt even buy a ticket...LOL
riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Feb 23, 2015 11:59:03 PM

it's hot in here
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 23, 2015 11:06:50 PM

all is calm
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2015 5:34:51 PM

The four hours was almost up.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2015 12:51:12 PM

The more the merrier.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2015 12:50:50 PM

I find nose and lip piercings a turn on.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 9:22:17 PM

Another month under budget!
MaggieMae07
Champion Author South Dakota

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Message Posted: Feb 17, 2015 5:53:39 AM

I absolutely love listening to the guy in the next department using the "f" word over and over in his VERY loud conversations, with multiple maternal and verbal variations!
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Feb 17, 2015 5:33:20 AM

For President's day, I did my patriotic duty. I went out and bought new furniture and appliances. Then I drove over to JoS. A. Bank Clothiers and bought one suit and got three free.
Car_Lover
Champion Author Lancaster

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Message Posted: Feb 15, 2015 12:27:22 PM

The government is great
panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Feb 15, 2015 11:44:45 AM

I always am truthful
Bad_Petroleum
Champion Author Miami

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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2015 5:31:51 PM

Valentines Day is another Hallmark Invention !!!!
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2015 5:03:22 AM

The voices in my head are trying to drive me crazy; they keep telling me I'm delusional.
panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2015 4:12:57 AM

I understand everything people say all the time and can listen to and follow multiple conversations in a room like a restaurant.
drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Feb 14, 2015 12:29:09 AM

I'm the Navy Seal who never sent the piece of charred Blackhawk fuselage to Brian "I Cannot Tell A Lie" Williams, Honorary Member of Our Team.






[Edited by: drivebye at 2/14/2015 12:30:19 AM EST]
klutz347
Champion Author Michigan

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Message Posted: Feb 13, 2015 7:02:07 AM

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Feb 13, 2015 6:28:58 AM

Honorary Member of Our Team
panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Feb 13, 2015 6:22:55 AM

just got in from my 2k run
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Feb 13, 2015 6:21:07 AM

I reported my missing flash-frozen cattle to the police. They are on the lookout for a cattle thief in the area. I told them don't bother here, but to try looking in Santa's barn. The puppies are doing okay, but the kitten died from a fever after scratching me.
drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2015 6:29:44 PM

I took all the frozen cattle "statues" to the North Pole. They are on display at the Ripleys: Are They Real or Fake? Museum.
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Feb 10, 2015 9:47:02 AM

It snowed three feet here last night, some of the cattle on the farm are frozen in place - and our water froze - so I snow-skied down to the water company and helped them get it thawed for all the residents of our county.

On the way back home, I saw a dead body in a snow bank. I was able to rescue two abandoned puppies and a kitten all suffering from exposure. The kitten scratched me and think I may have cat scratch fever from bartonella henselae. I refused to get checked, so that others more sick than I could be treated. When I got back, armed gangs had looted our neighborhood. I am now nursing the puppies and kitten back to health.
carolina79
Champion Author Greensboro

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Message Posted: Feb 9, 2015 7:06:39 AM

I was in a helicopter and we were hit with a rpg.
carolina79
Champion Author Greensboro

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Message Posted: Feb 9, 2015 7:05:56 AM

I make a lot of money
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Feb 9, 2015 7:01:19 AM

It broke my jaw. Now it hangs permanently to the left. Honestly.
dete49
Veteran Author Columbus

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Message Posted: Feb 8, 2015 10:45:56 PM

I am rich and a girl
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 8, 2015 10:44:03 PM

Hey Brian, sorry about that grenade thing, I was cleaning my launcher and it went off.
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Feb 8, 2015 6:49:35 PM

My name is Brian Williams
drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Feb 8, 2015 2:42:11 PM

I saw the dark nimbus clouds and predicted six more hours of rain.
:)
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 7, 2015 11:34:00 PM

I saw my shadow and predicted six more hours of sunshine.
ECase11885
All-Star Author Houston

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Message Posted: Feb 7, 2015 8:54:52 AM

Winter is my favorite season.
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Feb 7, 2015 8:37:39 AM

I can't think of anything at all to lie about.
drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Feb 6, 2015 12:38:52 AM

I look forward to next week's trip to snowy, cold, northeastern U.S. because I don't appreciate the mild San Jose climate.








[Edited by: drivebye at 2/6/2015 12:40:43 AM EST]
Volzfan
Rookie Author Nashville

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Message Posted: Feb 3, 2015 8:45:23 PM

I voted for O
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 3, 2015 8:07:45 PM

I could listen to this forever.
buddyro1
Champion Author Georgia

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Message Posted: Feb 3, 2015 10:23:12 AM

I trust the government
drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Feb 2, 2015 9:58:38 PM

I thought the groundhog's name was Charlie.
ECase11885
All-Star Author Houston

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Message Posted: Feb 2, 2015 9:54:20 AM

I'm glad Football season is over.
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Feb 2, 2015 6:45:47 AM

I had trouble deciding what to watch last night.
Kasino888
Rookie Author Vancouver

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Message Posted: Feb 2, 2015 2:49:36 AM

I never got into a fight
drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Feb 2, 2015 2:34:21 AM

I would have put Pete's gum on the ball.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 2, 2015 12:17:36 AM

I would have called a pass play.
panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jan 31, 2015 6:43:12 PM

I own the groundhog
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Jan 31, 2015 8:48:20 AM

All kidding aside, I am the locker room guy
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