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Roadieboy

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Jan 26, 2015 9:32:43 PM

I am the attendant who lowered the pressure in 11 footballs in order to mess with the Patriots heads prior to SB. Later, Dicky Sherman gave me a shiny quarter and a pack of bubble gum.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Jan 25, 2015 5:40:17 PM

In the latest sports update, it appears that some nasty, arrogant, unhappy and miserable posters have leaked to the NFL an actual model of the 12th football that was allegedly used by a certain unnamed team [not the Colts, Seahawks, or Packers] on 1/18/15. A representative of the assistant of Roger Goodell's spokesperson has said............nothing.
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LogicMan
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Message Posted: Jan 25, 2015 12:19:35 AM


I designed the 12th football that has an embedded guidance system that homed in on the receivers glove which had laser receptors on each finger.

Sooooooooo, the only properly inflated football was expertly directed to Gronk, Edelman, LaFell, Vereen, Develin and Amendola.

So far the NFL has no idea that this is going on.


Roger Goodell is incompetent. Wait............... that's NOT a lie.

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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 10:26:34 PM


I'm appearing in an ad during Superbowl. ;)
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 12:25:06 AM

i'm running an ad on the superbowl
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 12:18:10 AM

I am touching cloth.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 2:08:17 AM

I deflated 11 footballs.
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buddyro1
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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 12:24:59 PM

We have an honest government
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jan 22, 2015 7:14:49 AM

i love the cold weather
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 11:02:51 AM

i love ice storms, they're the best.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 1:15:45 AM

That was the last bottle of wine I will ever drink.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jan 17, 2015 11:29:24 AM

i'm not running late today, not at all and i didn't sleep till 10, and i didn't want to get up at 8
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panj
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Message Posted: Jan 16, 2015 11:02:49 PM

i've done it all now.
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R209
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 7:53:48 PM

I ate a very healthful lunch today.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 6:41:27 AM

it wasn't me
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ministorage
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 2:31:59 AM

I'm ready to become the next Lipozene success story.
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MaggieMae07
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Message Posted: Jan 13, 2015 9:42:45 PM

I absolutely love awards shows.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jan 13, 2015 9:10:04 PM

I picked the Buckeyes in August.
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LogicMan
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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 8:37:21 PM


I'm dating Lara Spencer. She's married. She's lying.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 8:24:10 PM

I forgot to watch both NFL games today.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 3:55:19 PM

I could have made that catch.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jan 11, 2015 1:29:17 AM

i saw a really odd thing at the beach today
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Foolingurself
Sophomore Author California

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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 3:11:18 PM

I cannot tell a lie.
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leemun
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 10:45:10 AM

It's another beautiful sunny 80 degree day outside, so I'm headed to the beach now.
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ministorage
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 10:35:49 AM

All my chores are complete, which is why I'm wasting my time here.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 1:18:33 AM

I can only afford the Tesla Roadster if I sell one of my Corvettes.
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ministorage
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Message Posted: Jan 9, 2015 7:18:57 AM

I love that GasBuddy is a rocketship this morning.
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panj
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Message Posted: Jan 8, 2015 7:16:28 AM

i found a fiver
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Foolingurself
Sophomore Author California

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Message Posted: Jan 7, 2015 9:28:35 PM

I got married.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jan 7, 2015 9:25:17 PM

I found a wheel from an electric car on my way to work.
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panj
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Message Posted: Jan 7, 2015 8:43:29 PM

I bought an electric car that has 3 wheels
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Jan 7, 2015 4:05:13 AM

I love super PACs.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Jan 7, 2015 12:17:53 AM

....and I voted for myself.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Jan 7, 2015 12:17:22 AM

Last election, I wrote "Drivebye" for the write-in candidate.
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panj
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Message Posted: Jan 6, 2015 7:27:04 AM

I've always voted for the person that wins
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panj
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Message Posted: Jan 5, 2015 1:07:32 PM

I'd vote for him next time
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R209
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Message Posted: Jan 4, 2015 1:56:44 AM

I voted for 0bama twice.
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LogicMan
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Message Posted: Jan 4, 2015 1:50:19 AM


I am a kid.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Jan 4, 2015 1:29:52 AM

I wish I was still a kid.
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panj
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Message Posted: Jan 4, 2015 12:25:22 AM

i'm glad i don't have more kids
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wackiness
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Message Posted: Jan 3, 2015 11:30:49 PM

I want more kids
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jan 3, 2015 8:41:34 PM

I am saving up for North Korean New Years.
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panj
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Message Posted: Jan 3, 2015 1:20:42 AM

once i crossed the Delaware in a canoe
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 7:21:11 AM

i never lie!
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 9:37:23 AM

My cold is all better.

I wish y'all a miserable and financially devastating New Year.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 1:26:10 AM

I'm taking a break from the party downstairs to tell all yos that you should have a better Year than ever....now looking for lost party people
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 10:28:18 PM

You'll need to give me that list when I show up for your party in the Poconos..... in approximately 1 hr 32 mins, your time zone.




[Edited by: drivebye at 12/31/2014 10:30:04 PM EST]
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46chief
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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 11:32:21 AM

It's 18 deg. out today & I wore my bathing suit to get the mail!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 11:20:13 AM

i have a list of errant phone battery installations and call those numbers each morning.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Dec 30, 2014 10:35:36 PM

I put the wrong battery in my wireless phone last night and when it rang this morning it exploded in a million pieces.
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panj
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Message Posted: Dec 30, 2014 12:32:50 PM

you're not all invited to my party in the Poconos
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