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Roadieboy Champion Author Regina Posts:16,160 Points:2,937,480 Joined:Jun 2004	Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM Ignore Roadieboy Report Abuse Tell a tall tale about youself.

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DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 23, 2013 7:37:28 AM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse As an elderly person that's into living and dressing in "Goth", I'm looking for a rest home to retire in with my own kind.
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 23, 2013 7:35:44 AM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse The Borg have assimilated our local Dunkin Do-Nut "Drive-Thru".
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 23, 2013 7:34:28 AM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I'm designing the official "Obama Presidential Library" for when he leaves office. Can't decide where it should be - Benghazi, maybe?
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,343 Points:1,342,475 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 23, 2013 12:25:20 AM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse I've invented a machine that converts dirty engine oil into a delicious salad dressing.
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 22, 2013 9:14:12 AM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I'm going to be a liberal when I grow up.
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DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 21, 2013 11:26:44 AM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I own one share of stock in every company on the planet - hedging my bets.
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DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 20, 2013 10:27:07 AM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I do windows AND Barry is a great and wonderful leader.
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DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 17, 2013 3:27:53 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I just won a life-time supply of flip-flop trees.
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DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 16, 2013 3:42:23 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I'm crazy about gimp lanyards - they're so useful!
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 16, 2013 3:41:07 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I used to be President of Bolivia.
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 16, 2013 3:40:28 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I own a sweat shop in Antarctica
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DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 15, 2013 6:26:43 AM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I love Mrs. Potato-Head.
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 12, 2013 4:41:03 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse About as fun as the French Revolution.
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 12, 2013 4:36:45 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I live on the ground floor of the world's tallest building.
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,343 Points:1,342,475 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 12, 2013 12:35:22 AM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse I look just like Abraham Lincoln. Whenever I'm asked for my identification, I show them a penny. It works every time !!!
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 11, 2013 2:21:53 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I now know how to put things in a can and sell them. I have canned Time. (But use sparingly, for some reason your eyes do not adust to the time difference. Makes it look like one of those time-delay soundtacks on cheap 1960's martial arts films - everyone talks but their lips don't match what they're saying.) I also have for sale an assortment of B-List celebrities in a can. These can be fun to open around a camp fire for entertainment purposes.
Roadieboy Champion Author Regina Posts:16,160 Points:2,937,480 Joined:Jun 2004	Message Posted: May 11, 2013 2:40:21 AM Ignore Roadieboy Report Abuse I hate being bipolar, it's AWESOME!!!
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geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,323 Points:3,071,820 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 10, 2013 9:11:17 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse I replaced the headlights in my car with strobes. Now I'm the only one moving.
Roadieboy Champion Author Regina Posts:16,160 Points:2,937,480 Joined:Jun 2004	Message Posted: May 9, 2013 3:12:52 PM Ignore Roadieboy Report Abuse I can tell if people are judgemental just by looking at them.
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 9, 2013 1:35:29 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I'm fooling the boss - I carry the same box up and down the stairs all day as I'm supposed to be loading up all the trucks.
Roadieboy Champion Author Regina Posts:16,160 Points:2,937,480 Joined:Jun 2004	Message Posted: May 8, 2013 2:54:52 PM Ignore Roadieboy Report Abuse I once tried to line all the cars in Canada bumper to bumper but failed because some people kept pulling out to pass.
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,323 Points:3,071,820 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 8, 2013 11:23:41 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse After years of exhaustive research, I have determined that Davie Crockett was only two-and-a-half when he killed himself a bear.
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DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 8, 2013 8:38:31 AM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse All the chickens in China secretly know I am their leader. The time to revolt and take over will be .... soon, my friend, very, very soon.
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,343 Points:1,342,475 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 8, 2013 12:22:05 AM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse I am the great and powerful Oz !!! Don't pay any attention to that man behind the curtain.
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 7, 2013 8:46:56 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I have a tee-shirt made of genuine Corinthian leather. It has a picture of Ricardo Montalban on the front. I wear it and yell, "Kaaahnnnn!!!" in utter rage as I visit my doctor's office; Dr. Noonien Singh
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 7, 2013 8:39:30 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I want to know what the ladybugs did to all the man-bugs. You never see man-bugs around these days.
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,343 Points:1,342,475 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 7, 2013 12:24:05 AM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Chewing the bark off trees helps me to whiten my teeth.
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 6, 2013 3:26:16 PM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I look like a duck. I walk like a duck. I am NOT a duck.
Roadieboy Champion Author Regina Posts:16,160 Points:2,937,480 Joined:Jun 2004	Message Posted: May 6, 2013 2:06:54 AM Ignore Roadieboy Report Abuse I mean I hear colours.
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,343 Points:1,342,475 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 6, 2013 12:44:40 AM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse I'm a reformed Druid. I worship both trees and bushes.
DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 5, 2013 11:52:17 AM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse As a magical moose in Manitoba, I dance the mamba by moonlight mainly on Mondays.
drillintheUSA All-Star Author Rochester Posts:890 Points:183,110 Joined:Apr 2008	Message Posted: May 5, 2013 7:36:05 AM Ignore drillintheUSA Report Abuse I believe that mankind is causing the planet to melt. Not the sun. It's just an unsustainable burning ball of hydrogen that makes up 95% of the mass in our entire solar system. It has little to do with heat on this old planet. It will completely burn up within the next 2 yrs. Then we will have significant 'global cooling'. It'll be our fault though. I am certain of this. I think we all ought to have confidence in the United Nations to fix it though.
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DnzsWithWombats Champion Author Connecticut Posts:8,151 Points:1,272,970 Joined:Sep 2009	Message Posted: May 5, 2013 6:30:42 AM Ignore DnzsWithWombats Report Abuse I have a poetic license.
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,343 Points:1,342,475 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 5, 2013 12:28:52 AM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse The cicadas are coming and they're going to take over the world.
Roadieboy Champion Author Regina Posts:16,160 Points:2,937,480 Joined:Jun 2004	Message Posted: May 5, 2013 12:07:45 AM Ignore Roadieboy Report Abuse I see colours.