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Roadieboy

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Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 11:20:44 AM

I didn't do that yesterday!
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 8:16:13 AM

It's so hot, I wish it were last winter...
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fish1552
Veteran Author Georgia

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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 7:38:49 PM

I love this humidity!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 6:36:16 PM

i have nothing better to do
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Treasurehuntxxx
Champion Author Toronto

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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 8:24:11 AM

im wide awake this morning
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 7:24:36 AM

i'm happier than a pig in
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 6:03:35 AM

I'm really content this morning.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 10:30:04 PM

I enjoy boxing
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 7:05:55 PM

I'm a HCE
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Chooky
Champion Author Wilmington

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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 4:12:39 PM

global warming liars are not lying
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no_whereman
Veteran Author California

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Message Posted: Jul 20, 2014 5:03:02 PM

I am a liberal and love how abortion kills babies!
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chocolateflash
Champion Author Las Vegas

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Message Posted: Jul 20, 2014 3:57:49 PM

I love Obama and support all of his ideas.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 20, 2014 3:42:39 PM

I am Bombastic and inspired Shaggy's song
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 19, 2014 12:44:20 AM

I am surprised that there was no other post here!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 6:41:30 PM

I've got a hoochie coochie woman in my kitchen
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 7:19:48 AM

I am not drinking tea right now
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magpie2013
Champion Author Milwaukee

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Message Posted: Jul 17, 2014 8:59:08 PM

I'am really tall skinny and beautiful and 29 for ever!:)
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jul 17, 2014 8:26:02 PM

I am winning.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jul 17, 2014 8:25:48 PM

There is a prize for the best post.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 17, 2014 6:27:17 PM

I'll keep this up forever, like you won't believe i'm still able to type and i'll still be here.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 17, 2014 8:05:51 AM

i can hear for miles and miles
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 16, 2014 10:36:44 PM

you can't see that from here!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 7:10:15 AM

it wasn't until after i was old enough
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 5:36:40 AM

I wish I could tell you more about my alien abduction experience, but it's all a blur.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jul 14, 2014 11:37:46 PM

This is a great movie. (Dewy Cox)
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 14, 2014 7:17:16 PM

this was the most exciting and fun-time Monday in all my days that I ever lived!
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Jul 14, 2014 7:25:30 AM

I really hated that cup of coffee this morning.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jul 14, 2014 2:14:22 AM

Feel in' good look in' great!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 12, 2014 9:05:06 PM

i didn't do it even once
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jul 12, 2014 3:47:43 PM

I can outrun a beer.
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Jetta_Pilot
Champion Author Toronto

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Message Posted: Jul 12, 2014 10:20:02 AM

I'm a billionaire !
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 11, 2014 12:33:04 PM

i can outrun a bear
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 9:30:39 PM

once i swam from cape may east to cape may west through the channel
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 1:07:20 AM

It was the dog b
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Jul 9, 2014 9:06:04 AM

As a part of my survival rations, I'm storing dehydrated water in my basement.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 9, 2014 7:44:20 AM

I really don't care about anything
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jul 9, 2014 12:35:32 AM

It seems it matters after all.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 8, 2014 11:27:21 AM

no, it really doesn't matter
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 7, 2014 12:12:59 AM

i'm happy
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Jul 6, 2014 9:00:04 PM

I just had a pow-wow with the voices in my head. I'm going to let them play a larger role in important decision-making situations from now on.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jul 5, 2014 12:59:37 AM

So I said to her, "oh THAT Fourth of Juky"
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 4, 2014 12:39:35 AM

I completely disagree with toadman7
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 4:47:47 PM

My fav. lie is:

Obamma is the best president ever, and I want him to stay in office for life!
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Chooky
Champion Author Wilmington

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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 2:43:45 PM

i voted republican
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 2:00:14 PM

I've been arm candy
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 8:40:38 AM

I hate calls in the middle of the night from supermodels asking me to be their arm candy.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 1:17:44 PM

i don't know anything about a moonage daydream
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 2:48:02 AM

Posting here will prevent freak outs, or cause them.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2014 8:50:18 PM

I'm freaking out!!!!!!!
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jun 30, 2014 2:21:48 AM

just by posting here, you will be happy
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