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Roadieboy

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Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 7:13:53 AM

I am satisfied
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 2:41:16 AM

I always look forward to watching sports on my 19-inch CRT television.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 10:07:21 PM

i hate the geography of the California coastline
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 12:39:01 AM

i'm in love
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 8:26:28 PM

she was so sweet
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 2:42:07 AM

I had a good day today.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 6:44:05 AM

I said no
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 12:54:54 AM

I don't need to get gas for my vehicle....it runs on positive thinking, happy feelings and good deeds.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 12:16:17 PM

This was all i could think about today
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 12:23:54 AM

I wish my car's mpg was as good as the Hummer H3.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 3:00:45 PM

everyone wants my opinion
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 1:57:58 AM

It is extremely rare that I happen to get in the slowest possible line... grocery store, take out, gas station, department store, credit union, pharmacy, etc.



[Edited by: drivebye at 10/12/2014 2:01:19 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 12:59:53 AM

i'm less emotional than a vulcan
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 12:10:27 AM

My heart will never be broken again.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 12:32:18 PM

i saw the eclipse yesterday morning
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 8, 2014 11:24:14 PM

I spent all afternoon washing & waxing my car.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 8, 2014 1:12:42 PM

my christmas shopping is done
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 8:15:32 AM

i always buy my cars in a different state
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 12:00:54 AM

I believe everything that I read.
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Chris46
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 9:42:49 AM

I miss my newspaper.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 5, 2014 9:53:01 PM

i'm a cowboy and i have a russian wife
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leemun
Champion Author Utah

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Message Posted: Oct 5, 2014 2:43:44 AM

Obama has a genuine Hawaii birth certificate.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 5, 2014 1:49:28 AM

Me too.
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Not4Nuthn
All-Star Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Oct 5, 2014 12:22:10 AM

I drive to the furthest gas station as long as it has the highest gas prices.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 9:53:54 PM

i just gave away all the things that i like
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Not4Nuthn
All-Star Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Oct 3, 2014 8:32:20 PM

I thought that MIN looked very good last night against GB on TNF.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 3, 2014 12:44:21 PM

You had me hook, line and sinker with, "Hi, I'm Tom, the Home Security telemarketer..."
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 3, 2014 7:36:05 AM

I didn't guess that was you.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 3, 2014 7:18:25 AM

i didn't type this
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 8:36:22 PM

I wish there were no term limits for president!!!
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 9:31:00 AM

Last night I had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up this morning my pillow was gone.

Also, I never repeat old, stupid, jokes.
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 5:55:21 PM

I trust the government.
I trust that the government has my best interest at heart.

The ISIS is not a threat to anybody.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 5:23:51 PM

i still don't care
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 6:56:09 AM

i don't care
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 12:24:50 AM

Last night the New England Patriots played the greatest game I have ever seen on Monday Night Football!



[Edited by: drivebye at 10/1/2014 12:30:10 AM EST]
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Sep 30, 2014 1:09:48 AM

I know I won Powerball.....just can't find the ticket.
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Not4Nuthn
All-Star Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Sep 28, 2014 11:08:28 PM

I got all wins (no losses) on the last NFL pool.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Sep 28, 2014 10:36:17 PM

I'm not.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 27, 2014 10:15:47 PM

i'm ready
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 27, 2014 12:20:09 AM

I didn't imagine
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Sep 26, 2014 8:00:52 PM

I'm disappointed Eric Holder will be stepping down as AG.
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Not4Nuthn
All-Star Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Sep 26, 2014 7:41:13 PM

I always have a surplus of money. I need nothing. I want nothing.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 26, 2014 5:38:17 PM

I never look
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 25, 2014 9:02:48 PM

it's going to be okay
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zippy3231
Champion Author Jacksonville

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Message Posted: Sep 25, 2014 2:00:38 AM

I Trust the US Government 100% and know it has no part of the New World Order and has my best interest in Mind! I Trust the US Government's only concern is taking care of it's people who pay Taxes! Yeap, that's the Ticket!
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Sep 25, 2014 1:19:57 AM

This sucks.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 24, 2014 7:50:25 AM

I could not care less
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marcelpr
Champion Author New Orleans

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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2014 8:50:52 AM

Everybody loves the government...
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2014 8:03:23 AM

I can't handle the truth
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2014 1:32:57 AM

I am looking forward to winter!
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