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Roadieboy
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Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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ministorage
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Message Posted: Apr 16, 2014 12:14:16 PM

I got it all done and have nothing else to do but waste my time here.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2014 10:21:06 PM

It was nice to see my beer fridge empty when I got home.
HELLRAZOR
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 11:11:17 AM

Crying babies in movie theaters are awesome
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 8:45:17 AM

I lost weight this week.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 2:09:20 AM

TTYL
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2014 11:25:21 AM

I am loving every minute if this.
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2014 9:12:53 AM

The NCAA National Title game - with the two lowest (highest) seeds ever - is canceled tonight because those two teams don't deserve to be there.
HELLRAZOR
Champion Author Las Vegas

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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2014 7:23:51 AM

The United States Post office will be switching to email by the end of the year.
ministorage
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 12:51:49 AM

I'm disappointed Kentucky beat Wisconsin tonight.
Toadman7
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 12:47:35 AM

Obummer is the greatest President in the history of the United States.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 11:45:16 PM

I invited everyone from the bank over to my house so they can see what I am buying them.
HELLRAZOR
Champion Author Las Vegas

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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 6:01:57 AM

YouTube comments are all very sweet and positive
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 12:08:20 AM

I won this truck at a truth telling contest two towns over.
HELLRAZOR
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 11:50:57 AM

In 2012, Megan Fox won the Academy's Lifetime Achievement award for her outstanding roles as an actress
HELLRAZOR
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 11:49:29 AM

On average, it takes about two months to become fluent in Chinese
HELLRAZOR
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 11:48:35 AM

Batman and Robin are Eskimo brothers
HELLRAZOR
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 11:47:34 AM

Dentists now recommend the use of soap over toothpaste.
Roadieboy
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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2014 3:10:48 PM

My dentist was not a Nazi war criminal.
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2014 10:46:29 PM

I'm really looking forward to my next root canal, because the one I had today was so much fun.

[Edited by: ministorage at 3/21/2014 10:47:59 PM EST]
Chris46
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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2014 2:42:37 PM

I hate Spring.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2014 11:08:23 PM

It is time.
geezer
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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2014 9:26:07 AM

My favorite lunch is sloppy seconds.
ministorage
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Message Posted: Mar 17, 2014 9:58:13 AM

I'm really disappointed the University of Louisville Cardinals won the American Conference Basketball Championship.
zippy3231
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Message Posted: Mar 17, 2014 2:10:38 AM

The Cleveland Browns or Jscksonville Jaguars will win the next Superbowl
zippy3231
All-Star Author Jacksonville

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Message Posted: Mar 17, 2014 2:08:23 AM

I am. God's Gift to all Women
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Mar 17, 2014 1:29:45 AM

Wide awake.
R209
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2014 7:40:31 PM

My diet is going just perfectly.
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2014 12:15:57 AM

I'm not sleepy.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2014 3:45:59 PM

Today is my birthday!
magpie2013
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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2014 8:23:33 PM

I'am 5ft 7inches and I'm only 21!:)
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2014 11:43:43 AM

I'm at my perfect weight.
ministorage
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Message Posted: Mar 9, 2014 9:47:10 AM

I want to go to church this morning.
zippy3231
All-Star Author Jacksonville

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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2014 1:29:14 AM

The Jacksonville Jaguars will be the Best Team in all of the NFL and will Win the next 5 SUPERBOWLS.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2014 1:11:48 AM

I see.
babycatt116
Champion Author Massachusetts

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Message Posted: Mar 5, 2014 1:47:31 PM

I don't like to clean my toenails
ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Mar 5, 2014 5:16:51 AM

I don't need to shower this morning.
Michael_W_
Rookie Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Mar 4, 2014 11:22:03 PM

People are awesome!
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Mar 4, 2014 5:51:22 PM

I am thinking of selling my shares in Gasbuddy.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 27, 2014 10:02:54 PM

We are discussing the arraignments.
jagunter1975
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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2014 11:42:48 PM

I am so good looking that when I go out all the women are always coming up and flirting with me, especially the young ones.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2014 2:28:40 PM

Looking forward to going home.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 23, 2014 7:51:15 PM

@Toadman, That is a good one, never seen that 'lie' before. You must be a comedy writer.
Toadman7
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2014 10:10:12 PM

my lie of the day:

Obama is the best president ever!
Roadieboy
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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2014 7:35:42 PM

Not another bathroom break!
LogicMan
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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2014 10:22:59 PM

I accidentally created patchy fog today by stitching together a bunch of clouds.
Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2014 7:29:48 PM

I have to race like a pi$$ horse.
Roadieboy
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2014 11:46:22 PM

I have great seats in C section.
geezer
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2014 9:28:51 AM

My eyesight is so good that not only can I see Orion's Belt when I look into the night sky, I can see his pants, too. And even when it's cloudy.
aaamanMI
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2014 8:09:22 AM

It's sunny
outlaw329
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Message Posted: Feb 20, 2014 1:03:36 AM

I won a gas card!
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