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Roadieboy

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Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 8:40:11 PM

sorry, panj

My abs are so advanced that I'm now working on my 8-pack....

;~)






[Edited by: drivebye at 10/24/2014 8:42:47 PM EST]
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WES03
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 8:21:49 AM

It's ninety degrees here this morning.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 6:57:57 AM

I, like everyone else that posts here, also have a 6 pack
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 2:44:37 PM

Nothing is more exhilarating than 16 miles of bumper to bumper traffic.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 9:35:31 AM

jayrad1957: "I weigh 180 and have 6 pac abs........."

What a coincidence. Me too!
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 9:31:49 AM

Raking wet leaves is more fun than a person should have.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 12:35:42 AM

I watched the SF-KC World Series Game 2 tonight.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 10:01:22 PM

i've been to a dimension where my trip was much easier
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jayrad1957
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 9:23:47 AM

I weigh 180 and have 6 pac abs.........
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 7:45:57 AM

In my unparalleled universe, both ways are always downhill.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 7:42:05 AM

It was 10 miles up hill both ways when i
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 11:45:08 PM

I enjoy a good traffic jam.
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Tucsonhomes
All-Star Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 11:21:07 AM

I'm 7 feet tall
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 10:36:05 AM

I make 6 gallons of Gatorade at a time.
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 10:30:22 AM

I sit by the phone, waiting for the next scammer to call.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 7:20:01 AM

i'm not satisfied
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 12:36:57 AM

I am so happy that the weekend is over.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 7:13:53 AM

I am satisfied
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 2:41:16 AM

I always look forward to watching sports on my 19-inch CRT television.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 10:07:21 PM

i hate the geography of the California coastline
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 12:39:01 AM

i'm in love
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 8:26:28 PM

she was so sweet
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 2:42:07 AM

I had a good day today.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 6:44:05 AM

I said no
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 12:54:54 AM

I don't need to get gas for my vehicle....it runs on positive thinking, happy feelings and good deeds.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 12:16:17 PM

This was all i could think about today
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 12:23:54 AM

I wish my car's mpg was as good as the Hummer H3.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 3:00:45 PM

everyone wants my opinion
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 1:57:58 AM

It is extremely rare that I happen to get in the slowest possible line... grocery store, take out, gas station, department store, credit union, pharmacy, etc.



[Edited by: drivebye at 10/12/2014 2:01:19 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 12:59:53 AM

i'm less emotional than a vulcan
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 12:10:27 AM

My heart will never be broken again.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 12:32:18 PM

i saw the eclipse yesterday morning
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 8, 2014 11:24:14 PM

I spent all afternoon washing & waxing my car.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 8, 2014 1:12:42 PM

my christmas shopping is done
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 8:15:32 AM

i always buy my cars in a different state
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 12:00:54 AM

I believe everything that I read.
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Chris46
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 9:42:49 AM

I miss my newspaper.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 5, 2014 9:53:01 PM

i'm a cowboy and i have a russian wife
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leemun
Champion Author Utah

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Message Posted: Oct 5, 2014 2:43:44 AM

Obama has a genuine Hawaii birth certificate.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 5, 2014 1:49:28 AM

Me too.
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Not4Nuthn
All-Star Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Oct 5, 2014 12:22:10 AM

I drive to the furthest gas station as long as it has the highest gas prices.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 4, 2014 9:53:54 PM

i just gave away all the things that i like
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Not4Nuthn
All-Star Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Oct 3, 2014 8:32:20 PM

I thought that MIN looked very good last night against GB on TNF.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 3, 2014 12:44:21 PM

You had me hook, line and sinker with, "Hi, I'm Tom, the Home Security telemarketer..."
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 3, 2014 7:36:05 AM

I didn't guess that was you.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 3, 2014 7:18:25 AM

i didn't type this
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 8:36:22 PM

I wish there were no term limits for president!!!
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Oct 2, 2014 9:31:00 AM

Last night I had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up this morning my pillow was gone.

Also, I never repeat old, stupid, jokes.
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 5:55:21 PM

I trust the government.
I trust that the government has my best interest at heart.

The ISIS is not a threat to anybody.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 5:23:51 PM

i still don't care
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