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Roadieboy

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Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Aug 30, 2014 12:40:12 AM

I need a new press secretary.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 9:10:11 AM

i'll come back forever
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 28, 2014 10:01:37 PM

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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 7:23:03 AM

i've been up since Saturday night
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2014 8:57:55 PM

I shave every morning noon and evening just to keep up
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MaggieMae07
Champion Author South Dakota

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2014 4:40:55 AM

I find the two-day beard stubble look on men so attractive!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 23, 2014 3:31:52 PM

i am right now
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 23, 2014 12:43:31 AM

I don't
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 9:37:18 AM

I'm glad the manufacturer never recalled the models they knew had defective timing chains and tensioners.

[Edited by: ministorage at 8/22/2014 9:39:57 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 7:12:03 AM

i just cleaned up everything
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 7:40:10 AM

i just threw up
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 8:16:44 AM

I am the original Good Humor Man.
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 8:10:00 AM

I like the Ice Bucket Challenge so much that I do it every day.
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WES03
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 8:06:07 AM

Global warming.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 6:13:49 AM

i was swimming this morning in the river when i found a ship wreck that had a treasurer chest on it but when i dragged it to shore and opened it it was filled with clams.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 19, 2014 8:37:04 PM

I would rather be doing this right now than anything else in the entire world.

Seriously.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 19, 2014 8:13:00 PM

I remember 1914
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 19, 2014 7:43:19 AM

I've been to Mars
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 3:59:00 PM

I'm at home
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 12:01:03 AM

I think I could live here.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 11:26:21 AM

i stopped eating
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Chris46
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Aug 16, 2014 11:40:52 PM

I went skinny dipping today.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 15, 2014 7:21:05 AM

nothing happened to me yesterday
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Aug 15, 2014 12:52:29 AM

My new Rolecks keeps perfect time.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 14, 2014 12:46:21 PM

i really, really care
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 13, 2014 6:48:10 AM

i can see for miles
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 12, 2014 7:13:45 AM

My dog is Pennsylvania Dutch. Whenever he reverts back into the old Anabaptist dialect I have to tell him to speak English, elsewise I won't understand what he's saying.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 12, 2014 7:05:39 AM

i'm so impressed
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 11, 2014 7:19:21 AM

Hi everyone
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 10, 2014 12:23:48 AM

Exciting evening
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 9, 2014 10:12:52 AM

NOthing happened
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 8, 2014 12:55:06 PM

I swim across the Delaware River every day.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 7, 2014 9:28:40 PM

I'm a curmudgeon.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 6, 2014 12:46:18 PM

If you road on route 80 to get to NYC there's no way you could have lunch with me in Denville along the way.
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magpie2013
Champion Author Milwaukee

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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2014 8:36:36 PM

It is so hot up here in wi. you can fry an egg on the side walk!:)
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2014 7:42:05 PM

Yawn, this trip to New York is putting me to sleep.
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2004VHO
Champion Author Texas

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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2014 3:10:05 PM

It's so COLD down here in TX it's snowing today!! But boy, we sure DON'T need any more moisture!!

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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2014 12:09:03 PM

I'm just as ticked today as I was yesterday!!!
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Treasurehuntxxx
Champion Author Toronto

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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 6:55:37 PM

i feel energetic
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4X4Ford
Sophomore Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 2:33:33 PM

I voted for a Democrat.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 12:37:49 PM

I didn't bother me that the boss slept in his office most of the morning today and that he was too tired to comprehend what our 'team' member did when he changed the settings and locked out the entire staff.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 12:36:04 PM

I didn't mind the ride in at all today and, i didn't mind my coworker telling me he didn't change a thing on the system and yet no one could work and then he discovered he really did change something just a couple minutes ago but didn't think it would affect everyone and the boss said nothing and that didn't bother me either.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 7:24:29 AM

When I weighed myself this morning, I discovered I'm at my ideal weight.
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Aug 3, 2014 9:45:25 PM

I love Mondays, and I hate Fridays
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 3, 2014 9:28:48 PM

i was speaking
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 2, 2014 5:45:37 PM

i had a great time today
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 1, 2014 10:46:16 PM

I Love NY
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Aug 1, 2014 4:46:07 PM

I am being forced to go to NY NY next week.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 1, 2014 12:23:28 PM

I'm multi-lingual
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Jul 31, 2014 11:09:49 PM

I am all caught up.
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