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Roadieboy

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Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 1, 2014 12:07:18 AM

my ab protection system is my pride and joy
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 11:43:50 PM

I enjoyed getting up and down to go answer the doorbell over and over and....
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 11:19:44 PM

I'm going to look for it there.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 10:56:59 PM

i keep mine hidden and protected by a fine tire-like structure
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 7:03:24 PM

I can unscramble eggs.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 12:04:50 AM

I disapprove this message.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 30, 2014 10:57:24 PM

I am obsessed with beating panj in the race to develop world-class abs.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Oct 30, 2014 10:44:39 PM

This is going well.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Oct 30, 2014 7:16:48 PM

Catapults are sooooo yesterday. I've adapted, now I'm assembling amoeba treadmills.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 30, 2014 12:25:56 PM

i just contracted to buy a fleet of BMW's
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 29, 2014 10:01:50 AM

I checked out the catapult website and ordered 10...they'll make great gifts!
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 8:41:08 PM

I have catapults available by mail order. Payable in kittens.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 8:39:13 PM

I built the catapult.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 8:23:33 PM

It was a squirrel. I whoulda let him get flung into next week.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 7:48:01 PM

i saved a kitten from being catapulted this morning
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 27, 2014 7:13:42 AM

best monday ever
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Oct 27, 2014 1:18:59 AM

All is calm.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 25, 2014 10:54:38 AM

That's nothing. It's 10:54 AM, and I'm working on a 12-pack
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 25, 2014 10:45:54 AM

I'm not laughing at all, not even a grin, nothing, I am the epitome of stoicism right now.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 8:40:11 PM

sorry, panj

My abs are so advanced that I'm now working on my 8-pack....

;~)






[Edited by: drivebye at 10/24/2014 8:42:47 PM EST]
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WES03
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 8:21:49 AM

It's ninety degrees here this morning.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2014 6:57:57 AM

I, like everyone else that posts here, also have a 6 pack
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 2:44:37 PM

Nothing is more exhilarating than 16 miles of bumper to bumper traffic.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 9:35:31 AM

jayrad1957: "I weigh 180 and have 6 pac abs........."

What a coincidence. Me too!
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 9:31:49 AM

Raking wet leaves is more fun than a person should have.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2014 12:35:42 AM

I watched the SF-KC World Series Game 2 tonight.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 10:01:22 PM

i've been to a dimension where my trip was much easier
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jayrad1957
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 9:23:47 AM

I weigh 180 and have 6 pac abs.........
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 7:45:57 AM

In my unparalleled universe, both ways are always downhill.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 21, 2014 7:42:05 AM

It was 10 miles up hill both ways when i
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 11:45:08 PM

I enjoy a good traffic jam.
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Tucsonhomes
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 11:21:07 AM

I'm 7 feet tall
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 10:36:05 AM

I make 6 gallons of Gatorade at a time.
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 10:30:22 AM

I sit by the phone, waiting for the next scammer to call.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 7:20:01 AM

i'm not satisfied
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 12:36:57 AM

I am so happy that the weekend is over.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 7:13:53 AM

I am satisfied
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 2:41:16 AM

I always look forward to watching sports on my 19-inch CRT television.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 10:07:21 PM

i hate the geography of the California coastline
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 12:39:01 AM

i'm in love
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 8:26:28 PM

she was so sweet
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 2:42:07 AM

I had a good day today.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 6:44:05 AM

I said no
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 12:54:54 AM

I don't need to get gas for my vehicle....it runs on positive thinking, happy feelings and good deeds.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 12:16:17 PM

This was all i could think about today
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 12:23:54 AM

I wish my car's mpg was as good as the Hummer H3.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 3:00:45 PM

everyone wants my opinion
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 1:57:58 AM

It is extremely rare that I happen to get in the slowest possible line... grocery store, take out, gas station, department store, credit union, pharmacy, etc.



[Edited by: drivebye at 10/12/2014 2:01:19 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 12:59:53 AM

i'm less emotional than a vulcan
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 12:10:27 AM

My heart will never be broken again.
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