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Roadieboy

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Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Sep 14, 2014 10:13:57 AM

I'm like Florida orange juice - not just for breakfast anymore.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 11:12:39 PM

i really like football a lot
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 8:42:44 PM

I love kids who want to argue about everything.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 6:13:37 PM

i know exactly what paying it forward means
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 6:13:34 AM

I'm wide awake
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 9:37:35 PM

I feel like a million bucks.
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Pam0905
Veteran Author Atlanta

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 12:11:37 PM

I am engaged to Harrison Ford.
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jayrad1957
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 11:31:49 AM

I pitched in last years World Series..

[Edited by: jayrad1957 at 9/6/2014 11:32:16 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 11:04:04 AM

I think you look bad too.
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Bad_Petroleum
Champion Author Miami

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 10:56:00 AM

I am a good looking sonofagun
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 12:47:24 AM

everything is logical
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PICKLEHIMER
Champion Author Kentucky

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Message Posted: Sep 5, 2014 2:07:38 PM

I like the current president...
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Aug 30, 2014 12:40:12 AM

I need a new press secretary.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 9:10:11 AM

i'll come back forever
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 28, 2014 10:01:37 PM

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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 7:23:03 AM

i've been up since Saturday night
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2014 8:57:55 PM

I shave every morning noon and evening just to keep up
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MaggieMae07
Champion Author South Dakota

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2014 4:40:55 AM

I find the two-day beard stubble look on men so attractive!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 23, 2014 3:31:52 PM

i am right now
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 23, 2014 12:43:31 AM

I don't
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 9:37:18 AM

I'm glad the manufacturer never recalled the models they knew had defective timing chains and tensioners.

[Edited by: ministorage at 8/22/2014 9:39:57 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 7:12:03 AM

i just cleaned up everything
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 7:40:10 AM

i just threw up
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 8:16:44 AM

I am the original Good Humor Man.
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 8:10:00 AM

I like the Ice Bucket Challenge so much that I do it every day.
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WES03
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 8:06:07 AM

Global warming.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 6:13:49 AM

i was swimming this morning in the river when i found a ship wreck that had a treasurer chest on it but when i dragged it to shore and opened it it was filled with clams.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 19, 2014 8:37:04 PM

I would rather be doing this right now than anything else in the entire world.

Seriously.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 19, 2014 8:13:00 PM

I remember 1914
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 19, 2014 7:43:19 AM

I've been to Mars
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 3:59:00 PM

I'm at home
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Aug 18, 2014 12:01:03 AM

I think I could live here.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 11:26:21 AM

i stopped eating
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Chris46
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Aug 16, 2014 11:40:52 PM

I went skinny dipping today.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 15, 2014 7:21:05 AM

nothing happened to me yesterday
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Aug 15, 2014 12:52:29 AM

My new Rolecks keeps perfect time.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 14, 2014 12:46:21 PM

i really, really care
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 13, 2014 6:48:10 AM

i can see for miles
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 12, 2014 7:13:45 AM

My dog is Pennsylvania Dutch. Whenever he reverts back into the old Anabaptist dialect I have to tell him to speak English, elsewise I won't understand what he's saying.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 12, 2014 7:05:39 AM

i'm so impressed
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 11, 2014 7:19:21 AM

Hi everyone
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 10, 2014 12:23:48 AM

Exciting evening
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 9, 2014 10:12:52 AM

NOthing happened
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 8, 2014 12:55:06 PM

I swim across the Delaware River every day.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 7, 2014 9:28:40 PM

I'm a curmudgeon.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 6, 2014 12:46:18 PM

If you road on route 80 to get to NYC there's no way you could have lunch with me in Denville along the way.
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magpie2013
Champion Author Milwaukee

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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2014 8:36:36 PM

It is so hot up here in wi. you can fry an egg on the side walk!:)
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2014 7:42:05 PM

Yawn, this trip to New York is putting me to sleep.
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2004VHO
Champion Author Texas

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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2014 3:10:05 PM

It's so COLD down here in TX it's snowing today!! But boy, we sure DON'T need any more moisture!!

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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2014 12:09:03 PM

I'm just as ticked today as I was yesterday!!!
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