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Roadieboy

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 5:54:06 PM

I decided to be bold and accept the offer of Thanksgiving Pizza.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 5:40:55 PM

So many people have invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner, it's hard for me to decide.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 2:07:19 PM

Many young people plan their Saturday nights based on my posts.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 9:39:44 PM

I was stranded in the desert with a flat tire due to a microscopic leak. I had no cellphone service, no spare tire, no air pump. With incredible lung power, I was able to blow up the tire myself.
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Tucsonhomes
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 1:51:59 PM

I'll be taking lunch on the yaught
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 1:14:58 PM

i'm really 740 years old
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 12:56:19 AM

Robert Kraft asked me to be the mascot for the New England Patriots. Unfortunately, the costume was too small.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 11:43:33 PM

i once bagged a red feathered aardvarks
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 11:29:19 PM

I am a coyote hunter. Have rifle, will travel.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 10:35:21 PM

I'm the Punkin Chuckin State Champion.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 8:47:00 PM

My brother ran away with a flea circus.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 9:46:21 PM

I train fleas for the circus.








[Edited by: drivebye at 11/20/2014 9:48:55 PM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 7:19:11 AM

i put my last 3 cars on a credit card and never paid it.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 1:20:22 AM

The trip from CA to TX to RI took far less time than I thought. . .and how warm it was at PVD when landing there at midnight.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 7:32:45 PM

I told my Mom we were going camping over the weekend, and still have not gone back home. Is Carter still president?
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 7:31:00 PM

I am getting itchy to get back in debt, really over my head this time!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 6:29:24 AM

i don't always drink beer
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riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 9:40:52 AM

I slept outside last night.
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BlueberryFocus
All-Star Author Rochester

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 9:03:23 AM

I've been studying for my midterms
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 7:16:29 AM

I gave the cop a choice
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 4:43:53 AM

My vehicle was carjacked by dashboard hula girls.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 3:55:37 AM

I am in Hawaii.
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 5:39:30 PM

I love cold weather.
I wish the high temps would stay at or near freezing all year long.
I would love for it to snow at least 10 inches of snow and ice each week between November and February.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 7:17:29 AM

i'm suspicious
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 12:33:35 AM

I was so, so depressed when the Patriots beat the Colts tonight. It was all I could do to stop the cheers. . .I mean, tears.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 9:42:09 PM

i have almost enough stock to control Exxon.
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jayrad1957
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 10:43:36 AM

I have 6 inches of snow on my deck.
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riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 10:39:18 AM

it's snowing
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 2:33:17 AM

I think about it every night and day.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 2:32:11 AM

I believe I can touch the sky.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 2:29:42 AM

I believe I can fly.






[Edited by: drivebye at 11/16/2014 2:31:50 AM EST]
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 1:18:13 AM

I got Jessie's girl.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 1:17:07 AM

I am three months behind on everything!!!
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 1:14:58 AM

I been to Georgia on a fast train
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riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 1:00:44 AM

I sing in the shower

[Edited by: riverrising at 11/15/2014 1:01:23 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 12:49:00 AM

i shot the sheriff, but i didn't shoot the deputy.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 2:31:03 PM

I am the walrus.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 2:30:54 PM

They are the eggmen.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 2:30:41 PM

I am the eggman.
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northnut
All-Star Author Ontario

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 2:20:49 PM

I co-wrote all the songs on Michael Jackson's Thriller album
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 12:55:13 PM

I had a 1601 on the old SAT, they gave me an extra point for coming up with multiple solutions for one of the math problems.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 7:45:41 AM

I taught advanced calculus to the people that worked out the trajectory of the ship that intercepted the comet yesterday.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 1:48:05 AM

Armada tall tales about myself. You?
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 12:57:16 AM

When I was a Boy Scout, "Be Prepared" was always armada.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 6:37:47 AM

The morning before I went to the doctor, I had two fleet armadas.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 12:19:27 AM

I once had an Armada.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 12:14:54 AM

i once had a fleet
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 9:47:05 AM

today i'll do nothing at all
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riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 8:27:35 AM

I'm skinny as a rail
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 5:46:08 AM

Don't laugh... I'm a bikini inspector
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