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Roadieboy

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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SovietSunrise
Champion Author San Antonio

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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 12:27:46 AM

I didn't go on a date on Monday night with a smoking hot half-German, half-Japanese girl.

*swoons*
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Dec 19, 2014 12:10:47 AM

i'll be cheating later today
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Dec 17, 2014 10:12:23 PM

My wife thinks I'm at a Promise Keepers meeting.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 6:15:23 PM

Watt we are talking about is broken bulbs . . .but now I am beginning to see the light-- it was all just a filament of my imagination.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Dec 13, 2014 9:48:41 PM

I don't know watt you are talking about.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Dec 13, 2014 1:50:19 AM

i was scheduled to fly the space shuttle when they cancelled the program
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 1:04:23 PM

I only had to retrieve the remains of my 20-watt bulb--- forty fewer pieces to pick up than northnut's ordeal.
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northnut
All-Star Author Ontario

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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 2:17:15 PM

It was so cold here last winter that my outside 60 watt lightbulb broke. I then bent over and picked up all 60 watts one by one.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 1:08:31 PM

I just ordered a Schtick Powerball Mach10 ConFusion ProSlide Turbo. I hope the battery is irreplaceable.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 8:31:27 PM

I am in a room full of attractive tattooed women, each tattoo I see is more flattering than the last.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2014 6:19:09 PM

I invented a razor that has 10 blades and a slime dispersal system, as well it tilts, pivots and vibrates. I call it the Schtick Powerball Mach10 ConFusion ProSlide Turbo.

One battery and two starter blades included.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2014 11:29:27 PM

I went to my first Cracker Barrel today. It is the world's largest barrel made out of crackers.






[Edited by: drivebye at 12/5/2014 11:30:15 PM EST]
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Dec 4, 2014 11:15:40 PM

My loafers have shoelaces.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Dec 4, 2014 7:25:17 AM

i'm not responsible
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Dec 3, 2014 9:31:56 PM

I applied for a patent on a new hybrid food - a cross between pine seeds and apples. Unfortunately, the name "Pineapple" was already taken. . . . and so was "Appleseed."
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Dec 3, 2014 5:42:51 PM

i invented a time machine but it sent itself to some other time
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Dec 2, 2014 9:52:15 PM

The greater the horsepower, the better the gas mileage.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Dec 2, 2014 1:18:28 PM

Me too. And boy are my arms tired.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Dec 2, 2014 12:49:05 PM

i just flew in
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2014 7:27:57 PM

she was here again last night but i didn't answer the door
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 30, 2014 12:08:15 AM

Jennifer always answers my texts
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 29, 2014 12:43:49 PM

I wear white boots all year long.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 9:26:10 PM

I can see why you don't wear white shoes after Labour Day.
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northnut
All-Star Author Ontario

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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 10:59:11 AM

I love liver
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 10:27:23 AM

A bottle of wine finished me yesterday.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 10:00:44 AM

i finished a bottle of wine by myself yesterday
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 26, 2014 4:03:58 PM

I often just have beer on thanksgiving.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 5:54:06 PM

I decided to be bold and accept the offer of Thanksgiving Pizza.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 5:40:55 PM

So many people have invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner, it's hard for me to decide.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 2:07:19 PM

Many young people plan their Saturday nights based on my posts.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 9:39:44 PM

I was stranded in the desert with a flat tire due to a microscopic leak. I had no cellphone service, no spare tire, no air pump. With incredible lung power, I was able to blow up the tire myself.
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Tucsonhomes
Champion Author Tucson

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 1:51:59 PM

I'll be taking lunch on the yaught
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 1:14:58 PM

i'm really 740 years old
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 12:56:19 AM

Robert Kraft asked me to be the mascot for the New England Patriots. Unfortunately, the costume was too small.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 11:43:33 PM

i once bagged a red feathered aardvarks
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 11:29:19 PM

I am a coyote hunter. Have rifle, will travel.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 10:35:21 PM

I'm the Punkin Chuckin State Champion.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 8:47:00 PM

My brother ran away with a flea circus.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 9:46:21 PM

I train fleas for the circus.








[Edited by: drivebye at 11/20/2014 9:48:55 PM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 7:19:11 AM

i put my last 3 cars on a credit card and never paid it.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 1:20:22 AM

The trip from CA to TX to RI took far less time than I thought. . .and how warm it was at PVD when landing there at midnight.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 7:32:45 PM

I told my Mom we were going camping over the weekend, and still have not gone back home. Is Carter still president?
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 7:31:00 PM

I am getting itchy to get back in debt, really over my head this time!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 6:29:24 AM

i don't always drink beer
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riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 9:40:52 AM

I slept outside last night.
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BlueberryFocus
All-Star Author Rochester

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 9:03:23 AM

I've been studying for my midterms
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 7:16:29 AM

I gave the cop a choice
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 4:43:53 AM

My vehicle was carjacked by dashboard hula girls.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 3:55:37 AM

I am in Hawaii.
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 5:39:30 PM

I love cold weather.
I wish the high temps would stay at or near freezing all year long.
I would love for it to snow at least 10 inches of snow and ice each week between November and February.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 7:17:29 AM

i'm suspicious
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