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gocatgo
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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2007 6:41:19 AM

List your signs that show you are getting older. Below is part of my ever growing list.

Joints are a little sore.
Cholesterol up.
Take a few pills every day other than vitamins.
Takes a little longer for sex.
Naps in the middle of the day.
Watching your diet.
Going to more funerals of friends.
Memory loss.
On a diet and watch what you eat.
Forgetting names or is that part of memory loss?
Thinking of the good old days that may not have been so good, just old.
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Plymouth 95
All-Star Author Ontario

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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2015 6:39:05 PM

Women come up and talk to you and you think they're "hitting" on you but the reality is they just think you're harmless.
klutz347
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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2015 5:29:27 PM

You can no longer trust a fart.
Bad_Petroleum
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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2015 4:55:54 PM

You just turned 90 !!!!
riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Mar 11, 2015 8:01:09 PM

you leave your funeral clothes on because you know yours could be any day



[Edited by: riverrising at 3/11/2015 8:02:32 PM EST]
Bad_Petroleum
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Message Posted: Mar 11, 2015 2:36:15 PM

Sex is just a dream, sometimes
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 12:15:01 AM

You have a stronger sense of family.
wackiness
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Message Posted: Dec 28, 2014 4:06:16 AM

goldrose said it all
goldrose1
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Message Posted: Dec 28, 2014 12:10:19 AM

More funerals of friends,
less funerals of relatives, as most of older ones are already gone.
diesdown
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Message Posted: Dec 27, 2014 12:40:27 AM

When you have to reread sentences multiple times to get their meaning.
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Dec 27, 2014 12:35:39 AM

When your significant other recommends that you should get a prescription for Viagra.
fury3
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Message Posted: Dec 17, 2014 1:00:20 PM

WHAT!!!
goldrose1
Champion Author Cleveland

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Message Posted: Nov 3, 2014 6:12:45 PM

gocatgo, Realize I'm developing health problems that Dad had.
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Nov 3, 2014 1:10:18 AM

Realizing my son has inherited some of my health problems.
LRPharm54
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Message Posted: Sep 11, 2014 5:52:04 PM

Age plus Ankylosing Spondylitis with kyphosis and no teeth do make it tough. But then it could be worse, I could be a democrat, right?
rcsteve23
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Message Posted: Sep 11, 2014 4:11:17 PM

Pain
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Aug 31, 2014 1:22:19 AM

No heavy duty yard work.
six_ball_man
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Message Posted: Jul 27, 2014 10:36:54 AM


back hurts
legs hurt
eyes don't work
mouthful of plastic
John_Doe
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 2:00:52 AM

When you don't see names like Jim, Joe, Ed, Bill, Barb, Ann, Donna,Carol.
panj
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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 9:21:15 PM

Repeating stories about people named Barry.
goldrose1
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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 10:28:50 PM

Cats now eat senior formula.
nichols
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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 8:47:35 AM

knees ache
Treasurehuntxxx
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 9:53:09 PM

eye sight, but i blame it on the new light bulbs lol
WES03
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 9:03:34 PM

Hip hurts.
panj
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 7:53:38 PM

thank you school systems for not teaching all the things i was taught...it makes me seem so much smarter than i really am !
magpie2013
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 8:57:58 PM

Night driving!:)
Jetta_Pilot
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 5:42:21 PM

Can't remember the question ?
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 12:35:27 AM

Ugly toe nails.
GasPasserAB
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Message Posted: Jun 10, 2014 2:36:53 PM

As with Fury3, would you say that again?
PummpinEthyl
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Message Posted: Jun 4, 2014 12:37:36 AM

forgot what i was going to write
panj
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Message Posted: Jun 3, 2014 8:08:28 PM

gaining weight
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: May 30, 2014 12:35:00 AM

My right knee started aching recently.
six_ball_man
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2014 8:21:40 PM


eyesight and memory
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Apr 2, 2014 12:44:55 AM

Pretty women with cute smiles and soft voices have a way of melting away a lot of years in this old man.
goldrose1
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Message Posted: Mar 31, 2014 11:45:59 PM

gocat, Hi there, ole Friend!
fury3
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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 8:04:13 AM

WHAT! WHAT!! WHATT!!!
gman617
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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 1:43:58 AM

Oh. Sorry. I thought this was a different topic. Excuse me
wackiness
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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 1:10:08 AM

Like Grandpa Borowski, My Dad, My Brother & ME

We forget to zip up
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 12:32:02 AM

Going from 1 nap a day to 2 is not good.

Kan, other than a few bumps in the road I hope you are doing ok.
KansasGunman
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Message Posted: Mar 27, 2014 12:53:23 AM

"Going from one health issue to another is a real bad sign."

.....

Hmmmmm, let's see: 1999 diverticulitis surgery, 2ft colon resection, 2001 incisional hernia surgery, 2003 small bowel resection, 2005 hernia surgery, 2008 colon cecum cancer surgery/resection, 2009 five arterial bypass surgery, 2010, 2011, 2013 prostrate cancer radiation therapy...let me think What else?

Oh yeah, 2000 laparoscopic knee surgery and currently loosing right hip...Did I mention I turn 70 the end of May?

But...life is good and has been great with no regrets and yes the heart is in great shape and the cancers are in emission with no indicators present.
gocatgo
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Message Posted: Mar 27, 2014 12:29:28 AM

Fading looks.
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Mar 14, 2014 12:55:05 AM

Going from one health issue to another is a real bad sign.
gocatgo
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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2014 12:41:14 AM

The old guy looking back at me in the mirror.
fury3
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Message Posted: Jan 16, 2014 7:54:53 AM

When you turn on the oldie station
& you not only know the words ,but
you remember when the songs came out.
fury3
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Message Posted: Jan 16, 2014 7:51:36 AM

Huh,What,Speak up
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Jan 5, 2014 1:18:39 AM

You go from pall bearer to honorary pall bearer.
goldrose1
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Message Posted: Dec 28, 2013 2:18:23 AM

Remember so many holidays. Few older relatives left.
Youngsters don't have time for their elders, now that I am one.
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2013 1:01:06 AM

I think about all those Christmases of the past.
buddyro1
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Message Posted: Oct 25, 2013 10:52:29 AM

I know I'm getting older, but right now, I can't remember all my symptoms.
gocatgo
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Oct 25, 2013 10:47:02 AM

A new ache or pain you didn't have last week or was it last month.
OilHo
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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2013 1:35:38 AM

Death
deckardabby
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Message Posted: Sep 21, 2013 9:31:37 PM

not being able to read contents labels at the grocery
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