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Message Posted: Jul 5, 2005 9:30:10 PM

Welcome to the club. Even you young pups can stop on by as long as you mind your manners. There may be snow on the roof but there's a fire that ol' diablo would covet in the furnace so watch out!
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geezer
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Message Posted: Apr 16, 2014 3:36:15 PM

Snowed sideways here last night, BG, and some of it is still hangin' on. Not to worry, a blast from my derriere after a few swigs of Miracle Hooch cleared it all off.

Took the paint off Izzy's Model T, too. I still haven't found a buyer for it, but a few rattle cans of paint and it'll look like, well, newer than it looked before.

JJ, wake up!!!
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Message Posted: Apr 16, 2014 11:06:31 AM

Hi Geezers

Must not have pondered enuf. The talking heads are predictin' snow/rain mix over the next couple of days. Somewheres between 2 to 4 inches of white crap accumulation. I'm startin' to get the cabin fever blues again.

Pass the jug. I'm gonna drink till this crap goes away!
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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2014 10:02:08 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Since it's only 20 degrees here I think I'll hold off on the putter testing and just stick to fillin' up with antifreeze! Speaking of that........

Pass the jug. I gotta ponder warmer weather!
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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2014 8:51:35 AM

"Miracle Hooch. A little jug'll do ya..."

Production of the White Lightnin' Sippin' Sandal Putter is goin' along okay. I got a few of the zombies to help, but they wound up gluin' themselves together, struggled to get apart an' ripped off most of their arms. Counterproductive, but fun to watch.

BG, I ain't sellin' you one of the putters. Club members get theirs free. Here's the first one off the production line. Try it out. Chris, here's one for you, too.
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 7:25:41 PM

Howdy Geezers

Yup, Chris, Ya borrowed that from Brylcream, from about 1956 or so. I don't think Brylcream is still being sold, so let's use the slogan and hope nobody sues us.
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 5:31:36 PM

Hey, I thought up a great jingle for our "superglue remover hooch".
"A little dab will do ya"! Catchy, huh??
There IS a statute of limitations on slogans, isn't there??
I'm sure I heard of this back in the grease age (1950's).
Can't wait for the oversized putters! I always thought mine was a tad short.
Geezer, line up a couple of jugs. BJ and I got a drinking contest to enter.
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 9:28:30 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Those new putters make it sound like golf could be fun again. Ye better sell me the first one, geezer, 'cause I've have ta get back into the recreation mode. Uh, meebe I shouldn't speak so quickly.......what pricetag are ya hangin' on those putters? I don't want just any old cheeeeep crap! And Mrs BG just filled up the credit card so I'm feelin' flush (ya do take credit cards, don'tcha?).

Love ya, JJ!

Pass the jug. It's time to give Chris a drinkin' lesson! <<<at least that's the reason I'm usin' today>>>
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 8:58:08 AM

Hey BG, you're right! Miracle Hooch DOES release crazy glue! And the redness? Well, that's the reddest that part of my anatomy has been in quite a while. Thanks!

Barring further disasters, a good sized batch of putters should be ready by the weekend.
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2014 1:22:27 AM

you miss a week and come back and almost die from laughter.
whew just PICTURING "make-a-putt, take-a-drink" thing, straws, a cart full of crazy glue, crashing...hahahaha STOOOOOOOP!!!!
then there was Dr Ben Dover, famous proctologist, and plumbers cracks OMG i'm gonna have a heart attack....
"they" will find my mummified body a decade or two from now, sitting at
my desk, bony fingers on the keyboard, fat ass on the chair(even AFTER death THAT'S still gonna with me!!)and a Mr Sardonicus GRIN on my face.....(SEE by picture?)
has anyone SEEEEN that movie? it's OLD, black and white thriller type.
it was called "Mr Sardonicus" by the way.
pleasant dreams and please, don't give Geezer the crazy glue again...
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2014 10:17:23 AM

Good Morning Geezer

Yer not supposed to wear golf shorts when yer gluing shafts (of any kind) geezer. I hadda chortle at yer predicament, 'cause yer not the first old coot to do such a thing. I'm guessing a few of us have had problems with Super Glue. However, we have the best solution right here at hand. Miracle Hooch!!! It unglues super glue immediately with only slight reddening of the affected skin, (sometimes that's a little hard to explain to loved ones) and no permanent damage.

When will the first batch be ready for the flea market? I'm looking forward, with great anticipation, to raking in all kinds of cash! Heck, meebe we oughta celebrate a great idea!

Pass the jug. It's time to start the celebration!
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2014 9:47:11 AM

Are segmented straws what our grandkids call "bendy straws?" Yeah, they'd work, and are more suitable to the purpose. I love it when a plan comes together. Back to work. Time to start gluing shafts to shoes. Hand me that crazy glue will ya?

:::Noise, signs of violent struggle, crashes, etc.:::

Dammit! I glued a shaft to my...
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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2014 11:46:49 AM

Good Morning Geezers

We can get segmented straws at the Eagle Magic Store down on West 6th Street in Downtown Gastonia. They expand up to four feet long and only cost 20 cents a dozen. I'll buy the first dollar's worth to see if they'll promote sales! I heard that famous proctologist, Dr Ben Dover, was gonna come out to the Gastonia Golf course to try out the White Lightnin' Sippin Sandals and give his endorsement if he found them acceptable. His only request was that we prohibit plumbers from his foursome. Something about getting away from his work.

Love ya, JJ!

Pass the jug. I'm gonna join Chris in the genius mode!
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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2014 8:38:37 AM

All we need to do is head over to our local McDonalds and gather up a bunch of their straws. If you pinch one end just so, you can slide one straw's end inside another's and make a longer straw. continue until you've built the length you want. Okay, who's got steady enough hands to do that? Who here doesn't drink the hooch? Who....Hey JJ, we have a job for you!
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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2014 1:55:46 PM

We'd better get plenty of glue. We're going to need a cart-load of it! How about some extra-long straws too, so they don't haveta Ben Dover? They could miss-a-putt and keep on drinking w/o showing their backside!
I'm not quite a genius yet, but I'm working on it.
Pass the hooch, BJ, I've got to reward myself.
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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2014 9:24:28 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Heck, geezer, they can even take a drink if they miss the putt. Looks like a win-win situation to me!

Love ya, JJ!

Pass the jug. I'm gonna practice being a genius!

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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2014 9:07:50 AM

Ooh! Great idea on the shot glass, except I'm gonna glue the shot glass to the top of the sandal part and it'll be a "make-a-putt, take-a-drink" thing. Genius, BG, genius!
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Message Posted: Apr 10, 2014 11:31:52 AM

Jeez, a shot glass with every putter! What a great Idea! We could even put our address on the glass so they can order hooch refills directly from the manufacturer (being us)!
Pass the hooch, its going to be a great day!
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Message Posted: Apr 10, 2014 9:28:16 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Lop Sided balls at the Gastonia Flea Market? That may be enuf of a novelty that the putters could be a hit! And how old does the "times" have ta be before ya hit those balls for their sake? Sometimes my mind is just whirlin' with questions.

Maybe ya oughta offer little shot sized bottles of hooch with each putter, geezer. I'd bet the sales would go thru the roof. (do they have a roof on the Gastonia Flea Market?) And maybe JJ could do a hoochie coochie dance out in front of yer booth to attract folks in. Sounds like a winnin' combination!

Love ya, JJ!

Pass the jug. Its been tooooooo long since yesterday's samplin'!
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Message Posted: Apr 10, 2014 8:57:01 AM

You don't use your lopsided balls any more, Chris? That's sad, bud.

Well, I've cobbled together a bunch of the putters an' I'm takin' them to the Gastonia Flea Market on Saturday. Wish me luck.
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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2014 10:51:08 PM

I have some old lop-sided balls I used to use in my younger days. I haven't any use for them now… Say... We could let them hit a few balls for old times sake!
Pass the hooch, BJ, its close enough to midnight.
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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2014 9:41:51 AM

Well, I have two or three sets of clubs in the basement, so why don't I make up a small bunch of putters and see what the market is. Mebbe if we put a few drops of Miracle hooch on each one, sales will increase.

JJ, we don't sell our high energy hooch to miners, either. I don't know why, 'cause bein' in the mines all day should make 'em real thirsty.
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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2014 1:05:35 AM


Still ponderin'! Pass the jug. I thirst!
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Message Posted: Apr 8, 2014 10:23:09 AM

Good Morning Geezers

I spent my week with friends in the Naples area, geezer. Yup there are a lotta blue hairs, but a lotta young'uns also. We got out to the beach a couple of times and with all the youth out there my memories came tumblin' back. Fortunately my friends got me outa there quickly enuf that I didn't get in trouble, or worse yet, make a fool of myself! Naples is close to some exciting Everglades tours and we learned a lot of history and ecology of the area on those tours. Time well spent.

There's a thriving Bluegrass Community in that area also. We got over to a commercial flea market in Bonita Springs and got to play some bluegrass music there. That was very nice and I met some really great musicians. We also went to a couple of bluegrass concerts and had a fabulous time. But I missed the snow and miserable weather here at home, so I tore myself away from that PARADISE and came home to do my penance.

We'd have ta have some pretty gullible tourists to make a go of White Lightnin' Sippin Sandal Putters. But then again, I've watched tourists spend their money on really crappy junk, so, lets get to it! That is prolly a brilliant idea, geezer. Can we get the shafts at a discount if we buy in large quantities? Do we have enuf money in the treasury, or will we have ta have a fund raiser?

Pass the jug. I gotta ponder this!

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Message Posted: Apr 8, 2014 9:19:45 AM

Wow BB, that was quite a wave! Next time use ALL your fingers, okay?BG, is SW Florida full of blue hairs, too? Mrs. Geezer and I are thinkin' of headin' south, but don't know much about Florida. Is SW Florida nice?

I got an idea about what to do with the size 13 left foot White Lightnin' Sippin' Sandals. We could grind down one edge of them, attach a shaft, and sell 'em to tourists as fancy putters!
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Message Posted: Apr 8, 2014 12:15:18 AM

just an old lady run by WAVE.........................
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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2014 9:05:22 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Welcome home, geezer. I spent a week in SW Florida a couple of weeks ago, and saw lotsa 'gators. I was really hopin' ya wouldn't let any loose, cause they can be some real mean critters, 'speshly when they're hungry. Well, they won't last thru next winter here in the Northern climes. But we may have ta be careful till then. I hope yer vacation replenished yer batteries. Things seem to be pretty sedate around the clubhouse and we could use some of yer ideas to liven it up! Glad to hear the WonderTub was in top shape. Ya never know when we'll need it to escape from some untoward situation.

Love ya, JJ!

Pass the jug. We gotta celebrate a homecomin'!
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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2014 8:44:52 AM

Mileage on WonderTub is hard to figure. Y'know it runs on hooch, but refuelin' takes place at the same time the driver and passengers refuel, so it's hard to tell how much of the "fuel" makes it to the tank.

One calls the tub whatever one wants to call it, JJ. Some call it corn. I call it maize. Wait. That's a different subject. Anyway, like any vehicle, it depends on how well it's performin'. Runnin' like a top - "stallion" or sumptin' along those lines. Spittin' and sputterin' - "#@$%$# piece of $%*!!"
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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2014 1:51:34 AM

geezer-welcome back, your tub was your ticket out.....
glad to see you didn't wreck it. or her. or him.
WHAT does one call a tub?
chris-don't be feeding kitties to the gators!!!
i'm sorry i don't know who Randolph Scott was- i looked him up and he had movies, but i haven't seen them or heard of him.
did you hear Mickey Rooney died?
Bg-glad to hear you had a nice party. i heard companies want to, well, wait, maybe it's the gov't that wants to....well, anyway... someone want to put
MUST be 18 to purchase on those high "energy" drinks. i don't understand why they are called "energy" when you have a cup of coffee it's called caffeine.
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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2014 1:39:39 AM

:::Chris grabs 6 jugs of hooch from the hungry gators mouths:::
Here gator! I got a nice juicy wooden leg you can have! But stay away from our hooch or I'll make a designer gator-skin handbag outta you!
Nice to see your back, geezer. What kind of mileage did you get out of the Wondertub® after the tune-up?
BJ, sit a spell, and have a chug. :::Whacks gator::: Git kitty!!
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 8:47:04 AM

WHOOOSH! :::WonderTub lands:::

Hey coots, what's shakin'? Five days in the sun and warm temps has reinvigorated me. I don't recall bein' invigorated in the first place, but what the hey.

Man, they have a lot of gators down there in South Caroliny. I brought a few back for ya. :::Lowers the rear hatch of WonderTub and 20 gators run out::: Uh oh, they look hungry. Especially that big one.

RUN!!!
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Message Posted: Apr 6, 2014 4:19:51 AM

Hi There Geezers

Wheeeew, what a party. The legal adults sure made a hole in my hooch stash! I'm glad I laid in an extra supply. The kids went home totally buzzed from all the sugar and energy drinks, and I took a nap after some light cleanup.

Chris, ya gotta drink any bottles that are open 'cause there's a good chance that hooch will evaporate, and we can't have any evaporatin' in the clubhouse. I thought geezer was plannin' to take the WonderTub south on his adventure. Did he get back already? Maybe we could get the kids to give it a rubdown since they're so buzzed now.

Pass the jug. I gotta wind down from this party!
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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 12:21:03 PM

Good morning geezers. Time to rise and shine. The WonderTub® needs a good rub down. I'd better check this open bottle of hooch first, just in case its past its expiration date.
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Message Posted: Apr 5, 2014 10:33:08 AM

Howdy Geezers

We're gonna have a surprise birthday party for our 16 year old grandson today. I expect organized chaos since we'll have about 40 people here ranging in age from 6 months to 78 years old. Plenty of kids, both relatives and his friends. I'm gonna have some of that special memory loss hooch for the elders that show up, and plenty of high sugar soft drinks for the kids. They'll go home buzzed! Ah, it's always a joy to get together with these crowds and then to just sit back and sip some Miracle Hooch when it's over and the throngs have departed!

Speaking of that, pass the jug. I've gotta get in shape to be accommodatin' host!
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 10:55:51 PM

Old "Fire Marshall Bill"! I remember him well. Whatever happened to Randolph Scott? OSS the jug, I'm parched!
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 10:48:18 PM

Bg-looks like it was just you and i visited here today.
i hope you were careful around that must snow-that's accident
causing snow AND heavy enough to push a roof in.
frosty the snowman.......
hahaha sorry.
well i hope you had a fun filled day......
geezer, we're still missing you....
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 10:02:14 AM

Howdy Geezers

We've got about 9 inches of very wet heavy white crap and people are really driving stupid. Thank the Lord above that we've got snowblowers to handle this stuff. The snow should end by noon and the temp may warm up to 38 or so. While this stuff us nasty it'll be gone in about three days (I hope).

Pass the jug. I gotta get ready for more snow removal!
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2014 10:35:49 PM

good evening coots.
Bg-that SNOW hasn't HIT yet???!!! i've been hearing about it
for several, how the east coast is getting a BLIZZARD and it's coming.
not that i WANT you to have a blizzard, you've had enough snow already i think. unless, you are like some of those whackadoos who LOVE snow and the more they get the HAPPIER they are!!
if i never SEE snow again in my life, it will be too soon.
yep that place sure DOES sound like a death trap to me.
the scariest thing was the falling toilets!
can you IMAGINE that being as the cause of death on someone's death
certificate???!!! i'm sorry, i WOULD bust out laughing for a few moments.
no, mindless in my mind(no pun there)is where i don't have to think or inter act with.
no offense to anyone, it's just me.
wow i sound like i'm breaking up with someone.
well stay SAFE if and WHEN that blizzard hits. hope your town STILL has a LOT of salt for the roads and lots of drivers for the snow plows.
GEEZER-miss you but hope you're having a good time.
DH & DD-miss you guys, and hope you aren't in trouble or worse.
Chris-tickle you with a FEATHER???!!! har har har
you're a riot Alice, a regular riot.
have a good rest of the evening everyone.
DID ANYONE SEEE THE WALKING DEAD THE OTHER NIGHT???!!
it was the season finale and it was a goodie.
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2014 10:25:22 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Heck, JJ, if ya need a mindless something, what could be more appropriate than the ol' geezers clubhouse? We all lost our minds years ago and are now survivin' on Miracle Hooch! Not a bad way to go, I might add.

I believe the State building inspectors took a look at the Gastonia City Hall and refused to go into it for fear of their lives. ....said something about it being "a death trap" or something to that effect. Heck, we never had anyone get hurt from falling plaster, leaking pipes and toilets or sagging ceilings. I wonder what they were so worried about? They must have no sense of adventure.

Pass the jug. We've got a blizzard coming and I gotta get ready for it!
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Message Posted: Apr 2, 2014 11:24:44 PM

TAXES? we have to PAY TAXES???!!
welll, good thing i live in a cornfield.......(they won't find me there)
Chris-i thought after fire marshall Bob
(what THAT his name? Jim Bob? Billy Joe Bob?)
anyway, after he burned the place down the 2nd or 3rd time, i thought it got cancelled. i could be wrong.
pretty bad that the town hall was condemned, you would THINK that building WOULD be in tip top shape.
i know NOTHING about DH'S weed patch.....did he use something to keep those pesky weeds out? wink wink.
BG-FUNDS???!!! we HAVE FUNDS????!
how did THAT happen?!
i need to go and plant myself in front of the TV, i need to hve something mindless in front of me.
you old coots take care.
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Message Posted: Apr 2, 2014 9:39:22 AM

Howdy Geezers

There's only one building in Gastonia that needs fire insurance, Chris. That's the Gastonia Country Club where all the high falutin' dignitaries meet to figger out our taxes for the coming year. Since the town hall was condemned, the city council (high falutin' dignitaries) has been meetin at the CC 'cause it's the only public building with fire and liability insurance and they're trying to figger out a way to capitalize on that. <<<who says we have corrupt politicians?>>>

Welcome back Magpie. Have ya seen that blonde bombshell BabyCatt? I was kinda hopin' she'd come back and give us a wink or two. Gives this ancient heart a jumpstart!

Pass the jug. Time to greet the day!
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Message Posted: Apr 2, 2014 12:55:25 AM

Darn, I slept through April Fools Day! Why is there shaving cream on my face? Was I sleeping and you all thought it would be funny to spray shaving cream on my wing, and then tickle my nose with a feather? Ha ha! Tickle my nose with a feather! Ha ha! Very Funny!

Yeah, I thought we had fire insurance, maybe that was on the weed patch, I can't really remember, but we sure wouldn't want DH's weed patch to burn down! Anyway, I don't recollect what ever happened to DH, I suppose he went to that great hoosegow in the sky. Ah, memories!
Pass the hooch, BJ, I've got a powerful thirst!
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Hey G.B.S' how the heck are ya all doing. Picked the tax papers today to keep them IRS people at bay, gonna save this check for next years taxes. They didn't tax us one penny but knowing those varments next year they'll ask for it back. Did any body pass the hooch around or did I miss it again. Well just felt a little like celebrating oh yeah Happy April Fools Day to you ALL!:)
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Message Posted: Apr 1, 2014 11:49:28 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Ya mean we actually had fire insurance, Chris? I thought that lapsed years ago and we put all our treasury money towards paying the search parties that were looking for JJ. Or did we spend it on that new aux still? I remember we spent some of the funds on refurbishing the emergency stills. (makes sense since we would be in dire straights without the emergency stills)

Pass the jug. Some of these memories are too painful!
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Message Posted: Mar 31, 2014 11:12:24 PM

Have we actually paid our fire insurance this month? Geezer is a trusting soul...
Pass the hooch. I've got a powerful thirst.
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Message Posted: Mar 31, 2014 10:56:02 PM

helllo everybody.
today's the last day of March and 2014 is 1/4 of the way OVER.
BG-see, that's WHY you need to take notes when you're having a moment or two of being brilliant. then you can go back and read what you wrote.
wackiness-oh that wicked curse. i thought you were talking about a different type of curse!! LOL
it's vevy vevy quiet without Geezer here......
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Message Posted: Mar 30, 2014 10:45:36 AM

Howdy Geezers

Man, that last batch of Miracle Hooch was good!!!! Heck, it got me to ponderin' like crazy, but I cain't remember what I came up with, but at the time I think it was brilliant.

Love ya, JJ!

Pass the jug. I'm gonna ponder some more!
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wackiness
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Message Posted: Mar 30, 2014 3:04:39 AM

An old woman goes to a Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse she has been living with for the past 40 years.
The Wizard says, Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you
The old woman says without hesitation

I now pronounce you man and wife
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justjoycie
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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 8:30:19 PM

good evening old timers.
Geezer-are you just going south or south of the border?
of course, where the border is, is anyone's guess.
have a fun trip and maybe you can find Izzy out there in the desert.....
makes me think of that song by Talking Heads....
Watch out, you might get what you're after
Cool babies, strange but not a stranger
I'm an ordinary guy
Burning down the house
Hold tight, wait 'till the party's over
Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house........
i still have NO idea what he was talking about...
holy crap(that's WHAT the pope does ya know....geez i'm going to hell)
was that song from 1985? 1984? 1983?
sometime back then.
Bg-didn't Lawerence Welk talk about that Juan guy?
and a Juana and a twoa....
Senior Gringo wackiness-CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! i don't care what everyone else says, I liked your joke and thought it was funny.
magpie-you MAy have an idea there with matching up the shoes and selling them to the little Chinese guy.
i don't agree about sicking the dogs on him-then they might feel like "a little chinese" every now and then for dinner....
Geezer-SIZE 13???!!!! good Lord! you could put 1 3/4 of my feet in there!
what kind of strippers were you planning on having to WEAR those??!!
wow i KNOW it's been a long long time since i was in a bar, but i never heard of shoes with dents in them to rest your toeies on the bar rail.
your cousin Bertha butt's "crackal area" cracked me up!!!
hey, didn't she have a little Chihuahua that disappeared??!
i can't take you up on your bet because 1)i have no idea WHAT
bamboobled means and 2)i don't have that many all left sandals and NONE size 13.
Bg-i KNOW, it just SOUNDS gross drinking out of someone's shoe.
i guess IF one was to get PAST the smell....ew ew ew .
standing in my cornfield i looked at the sky and saw Geezer in his
wonder tub zip through the sky like a streak of lightening....



[Edited by: justjoycie at 3/29/2014 8:31:41 PM EST]
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BGJam
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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 7:28:29 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Drinkin' Miracle Hooch and ponderin'......what a great idea! I hope yer southbound trip all works well, geezer. Take good care of the WonderTub as we may need it to escape the Revenooers Spring Fling. Meebe we could bring that Juan guy along, just to provide a diversion as we're escapin'.

Pass the jug. It's ponderin' time!
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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 7:15:13 AM

Si, that ees a groaner, gringo Whacko.

I'm takin' WonderTub south for a week, so make sure you peeps don't burn down the clubhouse while I'm gone, okay? Later, dudes and dudettes.
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