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Message Posted: Jul 5, 2005 9:30:10 PM

Welcome to the club. Even you young pups can stop on by as long as you mind your manners. There may be snow on the roof but there's a fire that ol' diablo would covet in the furnace so watch out!
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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 10:10:58 PM

Turned 50 this year.
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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 11:22:01 AM

I'am now busy making my gown for the Halloeen Ball, I figure a slit up the sides will do the trick!:) Why mr. geezer I do declare, care to to dance? So I have been busy making some of that George Washington's sipping whiskey with the left over barley corn is getting hard to find, nothing else it will get our toes to tapping! BG I'm with geezer the drapes will add an awhsome touch. Geezer have you got your outfit together or are you having a brain hiccup? See you all later I have to go in back and take care of the still! Sip, slurp have one on me!
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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 10:26:45 AM

Elvira, eh? I think I just got a little wiggle...

I like the drapes idea, BG. Good thinkin'!
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Message Posted: Oct 20, 2014 10:12:41 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Elvira, huh? Sounds great to me!

Pass the jug. Chris and I need to reduce the Miracle Hooch reserves!
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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 9:02:45 PM

Hello boys!:) BG I am no longer married but I definetly don't want to rile up the MRS LOL. A good ole slow dance never hurt anybody, and besides it will warm up your blood! Tucsonhomes let me know if you have prune juice if you want to dance make it a fast one I would not want to delay a future trip snicker snicker! Geezer I can work my magic and make the corn balls look like corn jugs good thinking chuckle chuckle your really thinking today! Throw out those rocking chairs guys and live a little!:) Can't wait for the party maybe I'll dress like ELVIRA!:)
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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 10:11:46 AM

Good Sunday Morning To Y'all Geezers

Okay, Maggie, I could use a little stirrin' up, so I'll dance a long slow one with ya. Just tell yer hubby to leave the shotgun at home 'cause my missus would get real cranky if I had a dance with lead shot. An' we definitely don't wanna get her cranky!

Heck, geezer, we could just have the excess of Big Edna's bloomers be drapes at each end of the tunnel. That oughta boggle the rugrats' minds all by itself. Good thinkin'! The only problem is we gotta take them to a commercial laundromat 'cause none of our home wash machines are big enuf to handle them, and with the way she sweats, they'd have ta be laundered just so we could handle them.

Pass the jug. It's time to put all these heavy thoughts to rest!
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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 9:41:51 AM

Don't worry BG, we can use black plastic instead. No, wait! We can sew together three or four pair of Big Edna's old black bloomers and have the tunnel extend another four feet!

We don't do prune hooch any more, Tucson. When we did, we were fillin' our Ten Day Turtleneck Depends in five or six days and it got too expensive, not to mention messy.

Magster, if you can shape that caramel corn into little hooch jugs, we can use it. Whatchya think?
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Message Posted: Oct 19, 2014 12:51:07 AM

Awh geezer ya take the fun out of my carmel corn, tucsonhomes I have a new hootch made with prune juice take a sip or two of this it will put you feeling right. And you BG at least you might feel a little something although it might shake up the old brain box a little and by then the slow dance would be over. Besides is this suppose to be a rockin chair club or are we allowed to move a little! Come on guys live a little wont cha!:)
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 12:25:29 PM

Howdy Geezers

Maggie, ya gotta be careful with that dancin' business. I kinda remember some of those slower dances from my youth, and the wild thoughts runnin' thru my brain as I clutched those wonderful female bodies close. Mebbe I should just nip and not dance 'cause I wouldn't wanna get into any trouble.

geezer, we'd have ta have a fund raiser to buy enuf shrink wrap fer yer tunnel. Cripes, they charge 12 dollars a foot for the stuff and I saw on yer plans that the tunnel would be 47 feet long with one 90 degree turn. For that $564 we can buy enuf corn to keep us supplied in Miracle Hooch for two years! 'sides, I really hate fund raisers..........

Prunes, Tucsonhomes????? Just take a couple o' pulls on this jug, and you'll never need prunes again!

Pass the jug. I gotta loosen things up a little!
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 11:04:30 AM

Ready for my prunes
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Message Posted: Oct 18, 2014 8:36:40 AM

Corn balls? Why waste good squeezins' materials on sumpthin' to eat? Where's your priorities, woman? Sheesh.

Alright, I found all of Izzy's toupees, so I'll start stringin' them to be hanged later. BG, if you can get some of that shrink wrap stuff to make the entry tunnel, that'd be great. We still need sumpthin' more to scare the bejeezuz outta them little rugrats...
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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 9:33:52 PM

Well you all have been talking but I don't hear any decisions being made! Now geezer we can't hand out vegies instead of candy , you can't break tradition! And you all have to show up at the dance in what ever your heart desires you to be on this special day. I made fresh carmel corn balls just for you adults and no booze in the other corn balls for the children! I expect to dance with each of you old pharts and then you can go back to yer hootch! And I wont take no for an answer,so you all better be ready nothing to fast, just a nice how-do-you-do! BG pass that jug and give me a squirt or two, here you can keep the ginzing jug! Chris what ever you wear I'm sure you will look just fine, and wear some shoes I don't want to step on yer toes. Oh who told you about the pumpkin patch now I have to change my hiding spot. Well guys sip slurp have a good one and remember times a ticking or jumping!:)
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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 1:18:42 PM

Howdy Geezers

Heck, Chris, this stiff neck works pretty good for drinkin' hooch. I seems to slide down the ol' gullet easier. Mebbe this stiff neck ain't too bad!

I believe I'll dress up in a besotted old tramp outfit. That way I won't even have ta change clothes.

Pass the jug. I gotta test this new batch.....ta make sure it's safe for Chris!
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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 9:57:09 AM

How 'bout we hand out Brussels sprouts and turnips instead of candy this year?
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Message Posted: Oct 17, 2014 12:42:34 AM

Geezer. Last year, I tried sitting in a chair on the porch, dressed up as a scarecrow. I was gonna jump up and scare the little buggers. I fell asleep, and somebody stole my bib overalls! I could dress up as a scary pumpkin with a chain saw (sans the chain).

BJ, if it lasts longer than 4 hours, make sure you see your doctor, so no long term damage is done to your swallower! You don't want to miss your hooch sessions!

Tucson, quit sunning yourself, and get back in the clubhouse! We need a 4th for Euchre!

Maggie, are you still with us? Or have you gone to that "Great Pumpkin patch" in the sky?
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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 10:18:28 AM

Them Viagree pills can be troublesome, BG. I take a quarter pill jes' so I don't pee on my shoes.

No zombie costume?? Well, you gotta come up with sumpthin' else.

I think we should make sumpthin' to scare the little candy baggers. Mebbe we make a tunnel of sorts to get to our front door, and hang a collection of Izzy's toupees from it. That'd scare the bejeezus outta me.
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Message Posted: Oct 16, 2014 9:55:37 AM

Good Morning Geezers

No zombie costume for me. I'm askairt of them!

I musta swallowed my viagra pill too slowly 'cause now I have a stiff neck.

Pass the jug. I gotta do some re-evaluatin'!
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 8:14:44 AM

Chris, this geezer could use some shrinking. Not shrinkage, mind you, shrinking.

A little over two weeks to Halloween, folks. How are those zombie costumes comin'?
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 10:57:16 PM

Tucson... Isn't that close to where Wyatt Earp was Sherriff? I can't believe he lived until 1929 and died in Los Angeles! Have a chug of hooch and sit a spell.

Geezer, we don't want to be on the riff-raft when they apply the shrink wrap, or it'll be "Honey, I shrunk the geezers!"

Maggie, have a sip of this tang hooch. Breathe deeply. Relax. You are getting sleeeeepy.

BJ, kind of sad, knowing another season has slipped by. Well, like you say, more time for hooch! Can't be all bad.
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 6:57:36 PM

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY COME AGAIN SOME OTHER DAY! Nore rain but it feels muggy out here and its only 64 degrees. The dampness is killing my bones and I want to be outside and clean up the yard and burn the leaves, so all I can do right now is house work and work on the repair list for the inside of the house! OH well I can still sip my hootch !:)
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 5:34:53 PM

There's no snow here in Tucson, 90 today
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 4:20:12 PM

Hmmm...mebee we can make you a batch of Tang Hooch, Chris. It sounds horrendous, but ya never know.

BG, can we still party on Riff Raft until they put on the shrink wrap?
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 9:49:51 AM

Howdy Geezers

My river cruisin' season is over now that Riff Raft is sittin' on blocks in the boat storage yard........more time for Miracle Hooch!

Pass the jug. I gotta get started on this recreational pursuit!
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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 1:18:57 PM

Happy Christopher Day, geezers! I done tweeted myself out yesterday. I think I'll engage in a drinking game of tang with the zombies (everybody knows zombies can't hold their tang)....
But first, a word from our sponsor...
TANG: The Drink of Choice Among Gemini Astronauts! Buzz says "I drink it everyday, even when I'm not in space!"
Back to the game...
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Message Posted: Oct 13, 2014 9:29:47 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Zombie costumes for the big party? I shudder! Of course, that shudderin' could be brought on by copious quantities of hooch consumed............

Pass the jug. I thirst!
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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 7:09:19 PM

Chris, you oughta tweet that song...
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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 12:29:03 PM

Good afternoon geezergang. That nightcap put me to sleep bigtime!
Soup's the word, but the Trashmen (must have been around Thanksgiving), once said:
"A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word".

[Edited by: Chris46 at 10/12/2014 12:29:24 PM EST]
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Message Posted: Oct 12, 2014 9:14:44 AM

That is some good hooch, Mags. Only, I'm not so sure about the healthy part. Can you un-healthy it up a bit for the next batch?

Tucson, what are you wearin' to the Halloween party?
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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 8:25:45 PM

Me thinks you just thought of that, so you could have another sip. Lol... Nothing wrong with that. How about we use sippy cups, so when we weebol and fall down, we won't spill any elixir!
PS. Can I have a sip now?

[Edited by: Chris46 at 10/11/2014 8:26:50 PM EST]
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Message Posted: Oct 11, 2014 8:23:15 PM

Hey geezer I have been thinking today, real hard how about we all dress like Zombies and even the Zombies won't bother us! Snicker snicker and a sip for me TaDa.
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Message Posted: Oct 10, 2014 11:43:39 AM

Hey geezer its worth a try, you can always learn new tricks, sip whew this batch turned out reallll goooood! You have to keep folks wondering and guessing just when they think they know all about you throw them a curve ball and watch their faces! Its just a little funny but hey it makes the day go sip!Hi there T Homes welcome to the club, here have a sip of this! That's a ginzing hootch and its very healthy for you and besides it taste soooo gooood! Maintroll enjoy them while you can, mine come over and we play baseball,kick ball, volley ball or squirt guns and water balloons ( we throw them at each other and we play baseball water balloons), In return I get help with the yard, raking, mowing, picking up dead branches etc. It is a chore to be with them because things are so different now, but they also show us how to look things up on the computer and even explain the games to my mother who is going on 83. She says she does not understand but the idea is to spend close quiet tim with their great grand-mother! I admit it is a lot of work and I am getting older too, but when they go home I do miss the little pharts but I do love my piece and quiet too! Here have a jug on me and enjoy life while we can! Hey Chris sounds like you are having fun with the zombies here taste this! Good hey love groucho marks what a hoot. Howdy BJ whaere have you been and what are you up too! Here have a few sips of this it will warm your innards!:)
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Message Posted: Oct 10, 2014 9:09:08 AM

Class is way overrated, Pie. I lost the last remnants of mine when I was 24 years old. I lost a lot of things that year - my sanity, my self respect, my virginity. No, wait. The virginity was at 34. My memory...

Welcome T Homes. Pull up a floor and join the fun. You aren't a revenooer, are ya?
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Message Posted: Oct 10, 2014 12:44:30 AM

Congratulations, Tucsonhomes! "Cool" is the secret word! Duck drops down with $100 bill attached to feet, and Groucho blows cigar smoke on the contestants. Welcome to the ol' geezers club. Initiation being you have to chug a mini-jug w/o taking a breath!

Maintroll, just think positive! How long can three days be with the little buggers (bless their souls) anyway?

Geezer, the zombies are drooling over your bloody pinky fingers! They want to know if they come in dark chocolate also?

BJ, lets get plastered. Hand over the trowel.

Looks at clock... Ah, crap! I thought it was 12:44 PM!
:::Goes back to bed:::


[Edited by: Chris46 at 10/10/2014 12:46:51 AM EST]
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 9:58:58 PM

Cool
I think I qualify
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 9:15:58 PM

Hey geezer would it hurt to have a little class? Besides this tastes darn good, and we use the orange flavored liquer for our BBQ sauce and its the cats meow and its so much fun to make we get sauced on the sauce! Hi ya Maintroll how old are the grandies? BG i told them you would come out just fine but what do I know, have been making more ginzing hootch for the party
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 10:08:14 AM

I have zombies here right now in the form of two teenaged so called grandchildren, fortunately they will be leaving this weekend.
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 9:48:34 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Hey, Wacky, nice of ya to drop in! Here, have a pull off this jug.....it's fresh since geezer just finished bottleing it four minutes ago.

I had my pinky up in the air last week when I went to a charity event at the Gastonia Old Folks Home. There were a number of comments that I looked fake and was puttin' on "airs". I don't believe I'll go through that humiliation again. Only Miracle Hooch from now on, except for the occasional specialty hooch that Maggie come up with.

Pass the jug. I'm gonna preview "Werewolf in London"!
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 7:43:21 AM

You forgot to mention wallet probes, Whackadoodle. Y'all come back now, hear?

Liqueur? We do hooch, Mags, not liqueur. Sheesh, we'd need to have our pinkies up in the air all the time if we made liqueurs. That gives me an idea, though. How 'bout we make pinkies out of white chocolate an' fill 'em with hooch? Fancy 'em up with fake blood - edible, of course. Whatchya think?
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Message Posted: Oct 9, 2014 12:16:59 AM

Had cancer probs. Then heart probs. Now lung issues.

Will try to visit here more often
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Message Posted: Oct 8, 2014 11:42:32 PM

Don't pay the ransom guys, I've escaped the zombies, thanks to BJ for slipping me a DVD bedtime story... "Werewolf in London". They all loved it, and then I skedaddled while they were watching the credits!
Oh, and geezer, they can't wait to see "Zombie Strippers!" (I promised them the popcorn was included).
Pass the hooch, Maggie. I haven't been "jiggy" since my "hippie-hippie shake" days!

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Message Posted: Oct 8, 2014 1:58:42 PM

Hey how about liqueur flavored truffles? And we could all dress up in our favorite horror characters. Ah yes the miracle hootch has worked its wonders over night, so I'm ready for another day of trying to rake up the leaves! WD-40 , I use the good stuff called flexall, a little oil and it feels like peppermint linement.
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Message Posted: Oct 8, 2014 9:39:05 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Yup, Maggie, Miracle Hooch always works. You can spray WD-40 on yer knees if ya don't wanna take oil internally. That works pretty good also.

Are we gonna do anything special for the Gastonia Halloween Party? I was thinkin' we could have hooch balls (for the trick 'n treaters) instead of the rum balls we gave out last year.

Pass the jug. It's time to start the day's drinkin'!
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Message Posted: Oct 8, 2014 9:35:03 AM

I have a great idea to distract the zombies so we can finish the work down in the basement - show them a movie! Last night on the Sundance channel they had one they'd like: Zombie Strippers. For real. What a horrible flick, but lots of gory fun. They'd really like it. I'll rent it.

[Edited by: geezer at 10/8/2014 9:35:41 AM EST]
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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 12:28:35 PM

Hey there big guys, if you send chris down stairs you better send back up! I heard a lot of screaming and all of a sudden it went very quite down there. I didn't have the nerve to take a look but I tell ya my hands were shaking plenty as I tried to get a sip of the miracle hootch to get my nerve up! Hey Chris how about a wolf man get up like I was a teen age werewolf, that movie scared the you know what out of me when I was young! BG your my kind of guy laid back and relaxed don't go in the basement i tell ya too many have disappeared! Hey geezer does that really work with the oil and hootch? Now that its cooling down I can feel it in that knee! Well life is an adventure so I try to keep moving so I don't rust up to bad, sip-slurp hey this stuff may taste funny but I can feel it right down to my toes snicker snicker here pass it around guys and get jiggy!:)
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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 10:08:28 AM

Good Morning Geezers

Naw, Maggie, I don't dance.....too much exercise! Heck, every time I get the urge to exercise I lie down until it goes away! Chris, didja check out the basement for us? I'm a bit leary of goin' down there.

Pass the jug. I'm gonna get my courage up!
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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 9:03:04 AM

I thought W.C. Fields' nose would be scary. Oh well, back to the drawing board. Hummm, how about Freddie Kruger? Or ... Chuckie?... Michael Myers anyone??
:::shudders::: I done scared myself! Better sit down and take a good swig of hooch. BJ, pass it, buddy.
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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 9:02:40 AM

Good question, BG. We haven't heard from the work crew in a while now, have we? Better send Chris down to find out what's goin' on.

Mag, I have two full knee replacements. Every now and then I have to drink a small can of 3-in-1 oil to lubricate 'em. It goes down well with a Miracle Hooch chaser.
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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 8:46:02 PM

Yee haw! Hello geezers and how ya all doing, almost blew up the still but I caught it just in time. Seems something was chewing on one of the copper lines! Zombies are they ought again, whew i thought we had a lock on this problem no? Geezer what happened why are the zombies loose again? Oh well you hear that music hey BG you want to dance, my favorite movie was dirty dancing and I still have the moves buddy. In fact I can even jump off tall buildings in a single bound with the extra hardware. Of course I don't go to the airport and I do have a special note from the Doctor explaining the extra little hardware. To me it just makes me more interesting like the Bionic Woman! Titanium is as lite as a feather and that being said quit pulling my leg snicker snicker! Now on to bigger and better things, a mascot must be scary to keep the revenoers away! Hmmm have to think hard on this one pass the jug chris no w.c fields get away from me kid you bothering me is not scary enough!
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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 9:51:43 AM

Howdy Geezers

Is all that concrete now chipped out of the basement? We never got much of a progress report (or mebbe I wasn't payin' attention) so I'm wonderin' if those tunnel entrances are now unblocked. I'd really like to get into the "B" tunnel and get some of those Model T parts that we stored there. I ran across one (Model T) that some old fart in the Gastonia Retirement Home had on Ebay but it's in real rough shape and needs some TLC, and a bunch of parts. I don't figger Izzy would be too upset if I used some of his stored spare parts, since he ain't here to protest.

Metal knee, Maggie? Does that make ya walk funny 'cause one leg is heavier than the other? How 'bout dancin'? You do dance, don'tcha? Just see geezer for some of his special Miracle Hooch if things get a little dicey.

Pass the jug. Chris and I have ta do some drinkin'!
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Message Posted: Oct 6, 2014 9:48:38 AM

Dang cheap concrete! I knew better when Kmart had it on sale for 50ยข/bag!
Mascot... How about Izzy in a W.C. Fields mask?
Cheers! Lets get the week started off on the right foot.
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