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cheapmonkee Champion Author Portland Posts:30,324 Points:3,173,360 Joined:Jun 2004	Message Posted: Jul 5, 2005 9:30:10 PM Ignore cheapmonkee Report Abuse Welcome to the club. Even you young pups can stop on by as long as you mind your manners. There may be snow on the roof but there's a fire that ol' diablo would covet in the furnace so watch out!

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Welcome to the club. Even you young pups can stop on by as long as you mind your manners. There may be snow on the roof but there's a fire that ol' diablo would covet in the furnace so watch out!

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Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 24, 2013 2:24:05 PM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse I didn't lock up the file cabinet, but i'm thinking Agent Arnie won't get past the zombies. I have to have a permit to carry "Old Bessy"?....... I just asked her..... She said I had her permission, and I don't need to ask her next year either! HA! Now what was we doing?.... Oh yeah. Do we have any 2% around here? I'm can't drink that high-powered 3.5% stuff! [Edited by: Chris46 at 5/24/2013 2:26:02 PM EST]
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 24, 2013 12:56:07 PM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "I wish JJ was here. I bet she could use her charms to "convince" Agent Arnie to leave us alone. Or something like that." "Hey Chris, did you lock the file cabinet in the basement ?? I don't want Agent Arnie to find my dynamite." "Pass the jug. Gotta drink up the evidence."
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 24, 2013 9:12:53 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse Arnie....that name sounds familiar...Hey, I remember! He and JJ used to date! She used to talk about his long-barreled revolver. Remember? I seem to recall they broke up because he shot up her girlfriend's place. Sumpthin' like that, anyway. Pass the jug.
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 24, 2013 9:07:12 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Good Morning Geezers Izzy, ATF is just the new version of Revenooer. Fortunately the still is camouflaged and properly hidden so I don't think he'll have much success. I hope all yer concealed carry permits are up to date, 'cause Agent Arnie will probably be sniffing around there too. Here's the new jug of "milk" Chris. Just don't offer it to Agent Arnie. I'm guessin' he'd take a dim view of this nectar of the gods. Pass the jug. The day is startin' to show some complications!
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 23, 2013 11:03:54 AM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "Which one of you coots hired a handyman ?? He's got this big ax and says he's here to clean up the back yard. He gave me his card. It says 'Agent Arnie - ATF'. Hmm. What's the ATF ??"
Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 23, 2013 10:39:48 AM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse Ok, so I got more sleep last night, and feel much better this morning! Was I incoherent yesterday? I dreamed of a diving board and shotguns..... You done with that hooch jug yet, BJ?
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 23, 2013 9:18:07 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Howdy Geezers Gee, Chris is showin' a lotta sensitivity to common English language usage. The Riff Raft is too small to have a Divin' Board, so we'll haveta think of a different method of disposin' of the revenooers. Maybe we just oughta avoid them. Then Chris wouldn't have to be sooooo sensitive. Here's of jug of "milk" for Chris!!! Pass that jug back, Chris. I gotta get started on this day!
Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 22, 2013 11:20:24 PM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse Just don't yell "PULL" as you catapult me into the clouds (shoot makes me shudder)! BJ, pass the.... "MILK!" Who said that? [Edited by: Chris46 at 5/22/2013 11:23:29 PM EST]
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 22, 2013 4:02:43 PM Ignore geezer Report Abuse BG, I think a diving board would be a nice touch on the Riff Raft. We could use it to make any captured revenooers walk the plank. we could also have Chris waddle out on it, and with a few of us holding the end down, shoot him into the clouds. Whatchya think? [Edited by: geezer at 5/22/2013 4:03:49 PM EST]
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 22, 2013 12:09:50 PM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Good Morning Geezers Been getting a lot of rain here lately, so I still haven't taken the Riff Raft out for her first cruise of the season, yet. Yup, geezer, we gotta do a lot of cleaning on the poop deck, but it's open for drin...err, I mean business. These cottonwood trees drop a lotta crap in the Spring and it really cruds up the decks. Maybe I can get Mrs BG to scrub the boat so I can relax. Pass the jug. I gotta contemplate the boating season!
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 22, 2013 12:58:54 AM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "We've got lots of milk, Chris. Here's a nice glass of skim milk. It's good for you. Did I say that ??" "Hi Wacki. How are you doing ?? Lookee here. I'm drinking milk and I feel great. Did I say that ??" "Hey BG and geezer, have you tried this milk ?? It's really good. Did I say that ?? And we need to sell the clubhouse and move to Antarctica. The penguins need us !!! Did I say that ?? Oh lordy, what's going on here ??"
wackiness Champion Author Fresno Posts:9,267 Points:1,208,805 Joined:Jan 2007	Message Posted: May 21, 2013 10:45:04 PM Ignore wackiness Report Abuse Have had many stays in the hospital these past 11 months. Always get a laugh visiting here
Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 21, 2013 8:07:50 PM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse I hear Skype got hacked!? Maybe we geezers.... got milk? HEY! WHO SAID THAT?? This is getting too....to 4" of snow tonight forecast for Miami! :::Chris looks over his wing, and does the Moonwalk out of the clubhouse:::
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 21, 2013 6:33:36 PM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "I don't believe there is a Big Brother. You've got nothing to worry about, BG." ::: A mysterious voice suddenly fills the clubhouse ::: Voice: "I am watching all of you. I control your thoughts." Izzy: "Control my thoughts ?? That's hogwash. Pass me the jug guys, I'm feeling a little.... Huh ?? Hey, this is hooch !!! Yuk, how can you drink this crap ?? Throw it out !!! I'll make us some nice tea and finger sandwiches. And don't forget guys....it's bridge night at the Old Folks Home."
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 21, 2013 9:04:29 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse Who's big brother is watchin', BG? I don't have a big brother, so it isn't mine. Izz, do you have a big brother? Chris? JJ? DH? BG? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Looks like the revenooers won't be botherin' us for awhile. BG, is the poop deck ready for habitation yet?
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 21, 2013 7:40:10 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Howdy Geezers My last post was not what you read. Someone had to hack my post to come up with text deleted. Looks like big brother is watching.
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 20, 2013 12:16:42 PM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "I pawned the perimeter cameras. Needed money for a new set of tires for the Model T." "However, I've hidden bear traps all over the place. Those revenooers are in for a big surprise. I drew a map showing the location of the traps, but I lost it. So, you guys be careful."
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 20, 2013 10:18:36 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse Text deleted? What the...hey! Maybe the revenooers are hackin' in to our thread! I'll bet that FM Bill did it as his last dastardly deed. Rust in pieces, Bill. We've gotta be extra careful, now that the revenooers are watchin'. Time to set up those cameras we bought for the perimeter. Where are they, anyway? Izzy, you're in charge of perimeter cameras, where are they?
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 20, 2013 6:45:48 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Howdy Geezers Gotta text deleted
Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 19, 2013 8:14:20 PM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse :::Grinning like the proverbial Cheshire Cat::: Move over, BJ. Don't git too comfortable on the only hammock in town! I sure hope DH gets well soon. I miss his witticisms. 30% more hooch, huh? I LIKE those numbers! We better git to work on this 30% bigger jug. Izzy's (oops, there's his younger brother), geezer, care to join us? [Edited by: Chris46 at 5/19/2013 8:17:03 PM EST]
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 19, 2013 9:50:10 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Hi Geezers Finally, things seem to be gettin' back to normal! (whatever that is) Has anyone heard any further info on DH? I hope his recovery goes well. How 'bout JJ? I kinda miss her. The hammock seems more comfortable than ever......I'm gettin' used to this napathon training. And now that the main still has been repaired we can increase our output by 30%! Chris oughta be happy about that. Y'know, we oughta have a hooch taste off between the products of our various stills. I thought the hooch from emergency still #2 was particularly good during this last blowout with FM Bill. The auxiliary still was slightly different than the others, but very acceptable nonetheless. Who knows? We may be able to market designer Miracle Hooch. That is, if we don't drink it before........never mind, let's just drink it. Pass the jug. I feel like having a drink of Miracle Hooch!
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 19, 2013 9:24:42 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse Sticky keys? No! Bad keyboard. Sunspots. Power surges. Bad connection. Nothing to do with sticky keys! I've never seen nekkid female bodies on the internet. Never! Nothing to see here, lookie-loos. Move along. Pass the hoochie coochie, er, I mean the hooch.
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 18, 2013 12:19:05 PM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "FM Bill is gone. May he rest in pieces. Hey, let's give him a big send-off." "First of all, we must internalize the flatulation of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the indianisian proximity, in order to further segregate the crux of our colonic palpitations. Now, if I may retain my gaseousness here for one moment. I'd like to continue the redundance of my quote, unquote intestinal tract. To preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the afrodisiatic symptoms which now perpetrates our anal curis activations. So, RIP Bill and here's to you...." ::: BRRAAAAAAAAAAAPP :::
Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 18, 2013 10:51:48 AM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse :::haunting echo's from all corners of the world::: "I'LL BE BAAAAAACK!" geezer, having a little trouble with "sticky-keys" this morning, are we?? Or did you just not have your teeth in, and your eye teeth couldn't see what your hands were doing? Don't give me TMI, I haven't had my second cuppa yet. Cuppa hooch, that is. BJ, you know the drill................ pass it over. BJ, wake up!
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 18, 2013 8:48:37 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse I think it did, BG, but we'd better be careful with the cleanup - he might be like that terminator that puts itself back together from the remaining pieces. I think we shouls ech take a pile of rubble and place them far from eachother. Miles, no, counties apart.
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 18, 2013 7:36:43 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Good Morning Geezers Did that blowout "extinguish" FM Bill? We need to be rid of him! I'm off to the hammock for my morning nap. Gotta train for the napathon. Pass the jug. Training begins now!
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 17, 2013 12:07:57 PM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "Yeah, let's give DH a small jug of Miracle Hooch. I also found these funny looking cigars in the basement. DH calls them fatties. I don't know why, but he gets real happy when he smokes 'em. Let's send him a couple." "It's time to clean the clubhouse, geezer. That last explosion made a big mess. Where's the leaf blower ??"
Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 17, 2013 10:57:47 AM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse Nice to hear DH isn't in jail... or worse! Reminds me of the 2007 "Bucket List" movie with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, when Jack is in the cancer ward, and says to Morgan: "Just think, somewhere some lucky bastard is having a heart attack". Lol... The weed patch needs tending. Maybe JJ can do that? She has a green thumb. Me, I have no thumbs! BJ, did you find the emergency hooch has cooked enough? I'm big-mouth thirsty!
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 17, 2013 9:13:47 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse Here's what DH's secretary/assistant/whatever said: "I stopped by The Boss's house after work. He is in good spirits and doing EXACTLY as the doctors have ordered. I will tell him to look on here as soon as he can. Right now, he is allowed no computer, cell phone etc. LOL Dr. Boss said she is not raising those kids alone and she has her foot put down. Its so nice to see him behave himself for a change. As far as the "ladies", that fool slipped me a note to pass to a young nurse he knows because he may want a little home care before he returns to work. He will never change, you have to love him." Do ya think we can sneak a small jug of the good stuff into him?
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 17, 2013 6:50:50 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Good Morning Geezers We're sending good vibes to DH from this household. Yah, Chris, I heard a blast of some sort. Hopefully it was "productive". Oops, the last jug is empty. I'll get a couple more from the emergency stash. Okay, pass the jug back. I've gotta see if the emergency stash aged well!
wackiness Champion Author Fresno Posts:9,267 Points:1,208,805 Joined:Jan 2007	Message Posted: May 16, 2013 11:55:34 PM Ignore wackiness Report Abuse GEESH hope he's getting better
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 16, 2013 7:14:14 PM Ignore geezer Report Abuse Bad news, coots. word on the street is that DH had a heart attack. He apparently is being watched by Mrs. DH and is doing well. Lift a jug for DH's complete recovery.
Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 16, 2013 5:19:37 PM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse :::Down at the still::: BJ! Did you hear anything? I thought I heard a KABOOM! Naw, I must have been dreaming. Pass that last jug of hooch over. I feel a nap fast approacheth!
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 16, 2013 10:24:50 AM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "I think I'll win the fartathon, geezer. Remember...I've been eating jail house food. Here's a small sample of what you can expect." ::: BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP !!! ::: "See what I mean, geezer ?? Hey, don't light that match, Bill !!! OH NO !!!" ::: KABOOOOOOOOOOM !!! :::
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 16, 2013 9:30:53 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse Maybe we can have a fartathon and extinguish FM Bill with it.
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 16, 2013 7:18:09 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Good Morning Geezers I'm joinin' Chris. FM Bill needs to be extinguished and we've got to get back to our Napathons and fartathons. Wait up Chris! I've got a couple o' jugs to keep us happy till this blows over!
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 16, 2013 12:47:39 AM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse ::: Izzy returns to the clubhouse ::: Izzy: "Hi guys. Don't you recognize me ?? It's Izzy. Oh, I forgot about the beard. I grew it while I was in jail. I think it makes me look distinguished. I might keep it." "Anyway, I've been granted a full pardon. And let me assure you. None of you are in trouble with the law. Believe it or not, Fire Marshall Bill assured the authorities that we are all law-abiding, tax-paying and patriotic old coots. So, relax. You're in the clear. Oh, by the way, I have a BIG surprise for you. Lookee here." Fire Marshall Bill: "That's right, Izzy. I'm the BIG surprise, citizens !!! Fire Marshall Bill here. And I've been given the authority to inspect your clubhouse anytime I want. Give me any trouble and you'll be guests at Jailer Jim's gray bar hotel. Get my drift ?? Oh brother, this place is full of fire hazards. Let me show you something !!! Where are my matches ??"
Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 15, 2013 11:43:00 PM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse ::: Going down to the still. Call me when the heat blows over:::
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 15, 2013 11:40:34 PM Ignore geezer Report Abuse Rally Point C? where is it? Izzy's in charge of rally points and he hasn't said where that one is.
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 15, 2013 7:22:43 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Howdy Geezers Wow! How'd they get tipped off? We gotta lay low for a while and maybe get the escape tunnel dusted out. I've got the feeling we're gonna need it. If we haveta evacuate, we better meet up at Rally point "C". A and B are too close. Pass the jug. I gotta calm my nerves!
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 14, 2013 2:13:21 PM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "I'm glad to help, Warden. The guys in that van sure looked familiar, though." Warden: "They looked familiar ??" Izzy: "Yeah. I might be wrong, but the driver is an old coot named geezer. I think I saw BG and Chris in the van, too. They all hang out at the Ole Geezer's Club. You see, they're really nice guys and....." Warden: "Jailer Jim....Put out an All Points Bulletin NOW !!! We need to apprehend geezer, BG and Chris immediately. We're dealing with some dangerous individuals here. Exercise extreme caution." Izzy: "Uh oh."
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 14, 2013 9:27:46 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse At 1:00::: It's almost time, so everybody load their instruments into the rental van and we'll be that much ahead of the game. We don't want to be late. Remember, we have to pass through metal detectors, so don't do anything stupider than normal, like trying to sneak in a hacksaw.At 1:45::: Okay, let's go! Pile into the van. At 1:55::: We're here. Wait. Why are all those cops standing by the front entry with machine guns??? Holy crap, they're pointing them at us! They're firing at us!!! Floor it, BG, we're outta here!! 10 minutes later, back at the clubhouse::: What happened?? Why did the cops suspect us? Meanwhile, back at the jail::: Those crimnals thought they could march right in here and remove one of my prisoners, did they? Well, they'll think twice about tyrin' that again. Thank you for the tipoff, inmate Izzy. You're a model prisoner.
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 14, 2013 6:51:12 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Howdy Geezers 2 pm today! Got it. There seems to be a little problem, though. Izzy as trustee sounds like he's gettin' pretty comfortable in his role as inmate. Looks like the power has gone to his head. I hope he realizes that we're there to spring him, not just have a fufu social gatherin'. I'll have the gitfiddle tuned up and I plan to lubricate the throat with Miracle Hooch to loosen up the vocal cords so as to be in top performin' mode. Pass the jug. I'm gonna start early!
Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 14, 2013 2:03:24 AM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse :::Shhhhsh, today's the big day! Everybody ready? (chugs midnight hooch cap):::
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 13, 2013 12:18:04 PM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "Listen up, guys. Jailer Jim just told me a band called Dicky Doo and The Donuts is gonna play here tomorrow. As trustee, my job is to keep you all in line. So, behave yourself. No fighting, guns or knives. If you cause any trouble, then you're goin' in the hole for a week."
Chris46 Champion Author Dayton Posts:23,705 Points:2,084,265 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: May 13, 2013 12:11:48 PM Ignore Chris46 Report Abuse Good morning my fellow partners in crime! 2 pm it is. Tomorrow. May 14, 2013. EST. Got it. ::: Chris writes down the facts under his wing, and just the facts:, ma'am:: Now, here's a foolproof plan! :::Whispers in geezers ear, BJ listens through geezers OTHER ear::: You guys drop me off at the front door. I'll flash my Wheaties Dick Tracy badge, and say I'm the Sherriff over in Putnam county, come to extradite Izzy. You guys break Izzy out the back door, whilst I keep them busy in front, playing them a friendly game of checkers! Hee here hee! Hey, DON'T YOU GUYS FORGET TO COME BACK AROUND AND PICK ME UP! :::Its foolproof, I tell you!!:::
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 13, 2013 10:29:09 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse Good point, BG. I'll reschedule it for 2:00. That gitfiddle is appropriately named for this venture, ain't it? We're goin' to git Izzy!
BGJam Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,148 Points:1,464,235 Joined:Jan 2009	Message Posted: May 13, 2013 7:46:05 AM Ignore BGJam Report Abuse Good Morning Geezers I've been training for the napathon (there is one coming up, isn't there?) and keep missing days. So, Izzy is still in jail, huh? Ane we're gonna spring him tomorrow as Dicky Doo Doo and the Don'ts? Sounds like we need some extra heavy industrial grade Depends with all this Doo Doo. I just put new strings on my gitfiddle so I'm a rarein' to go at 10 am tomorrow. But, thinking about this, geezer, I think ya oughta try reschedulin' it for 2 pm as that's siesta time and Jailer Jim will be a little lethargic. Easier to spirit Izzy away. Pass the jug. I gotta rehearse some jail and guilt songs!
ray51 Champion Author Cincinnati Posts:5,355 Points:1,344,425 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: May 12, 2013 2:46:09 PM Ignore ray51 Report Abuse Izzy: "Where, oh where, is that bail money ??" "I hear the train a comin' It's rollin' 'round the bend, And I ain't seen the sunshine, Since I don't know when. I'm stuck in Folsom Prison, And time keeps draggin' on. But that train keeps a-rollin', On down to San Antone." "When I was just a baby, My Mama told me, "Son, Always be a good boy, Don't ever play with guns." But I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him die. When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry." "I bet there's rich folks eatin', In a fancy dining car. They're probably drinkin' coffee, And smokin' big cigars. But I know I had it comin', I know I can't be free. But those people keep a-movin', And that's what tortures me." "Well, if they freed me from this prison, If that railroad train was mine, I bet I'd move out over a little, Farther down the line. Far from Folsom Prison, That's where I want to stay, And I'd let that lonesome whistle, Blow my Blues away."
geezer Champion Author Albany Posts:21,334 Points:3,073,770 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 12, 2013 9:22:33 AM Ignore geezer Report Abuse Okay coots, I just got off the phone with Jailer Jim. I told him I was Dickey Doo and my band, "Dickey Doo and the Don'ts" is touring the country doing jail shows. We're supposed to appear next Tuesday at 10:00 in the morning, so let's get practicing! Pass the jug first. Happy Mutha's Day.