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docputer

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Message Posted: Apr 28, 2005 12:17:21 PM

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide (Don't think this was by CH or Pard LOL)

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA, with Foreword by Loree71

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travel
by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ...

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 25, 2014 1:24:46 AM

"How Real "Men" Never Hide Behind Their Baby's Hynnies: The Story of Hammas"

By Will Ovcowards

PUman Shields Publishing: A Division of

Eat Hourkidshartsout Publishing
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 3:01:21 AM

"How To Floor It From A FULL STOP: Conservatism In The 21st Century"

By Ad Vance Tudarear

Noel Science Publishing: A Division of

Midevil Books Inc.

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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 12:39:04 AM

"Safety Record for Malaysia Airlines" by Ida Wrather-Walke.

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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 7:39:07 PM

Mental Stability in My Life - d wasserman schultz
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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 2:41:39 PM

"The IRS/IT Department Computer Repair Manual"
subtitle: "Know When To Hold'em, Know When to Fold'em" - by Major Roadblock and the Sycophant Minions

A Little Lerner Book

Remember to Always Recycle Immediately After Use

Um.....on second thought, scratch that.......
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 1:57:55 PM

"How To Defeat A President When Elections Aren't Enough!"

T. Pardy

Itsknot Readwesee Publishing

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Impeachment Laws - US Congress
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 12:39:41 AM

"Why Suing The President Is Not A Tea Party Boehner"

By T. Bahgs Inhizbriefs

Lucky Stiffs Publishing A Division of

Excess Sporting Balls Inc.
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panj
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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 9:16:17 PM

Clear Transparency in Government Policy - BO
Putting Your Countrymen First in Foreign Policy - BO

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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 1:29:02 PM

"My Comprehensive Plan for Border Security" - B.H. 0bama
A Do It Yourself Book, with Illustrations by Selfie McClick

 
 
"How To Integrate Tens Of Thousands of Non-English Speaking Kids Into Our Society Before School Starts In The Fall" - by Association of Bald School Superintendents of the USA. A Tall Order Book, from DreamCatcher Press
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Message Posted: Jul 14, 2014 11:26:56 PM

"'The View' Too Far?"

By Sahara Paine Lynne

C. Rush Frumhare Publishing

A Division of Blinded Byda Blight Inc.








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J Eric
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Message Posted: Jul 14, 2014 10:05:04 PM

"How I Brought Peace To The Middle East" (subtitled: "And Became Loved by Israelis and Hamas Alike")

By: John Kerry A "Remember Me?" Publication
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 10:50:53 PM

"Differences Between Early 20th Century Anarchists and Early 21st Century Tea Party"

By Gov Goh Boom!

Noel Rhea Sin Publishing: A Division of

Anne Archy Inc.
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leemun
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 1:12:03 AM

What I Know About the Tea Party
By Gaspar Passer
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panj
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 12:21:50 AM

American Nationalism - GasBuddy Champion Authors
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 12:20:25 AM

My Life Adhering to the American Constitution - BHO
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 2:11:53 AM

World's THINNEST Books



"Why GOP Should Not Turn Over A New [Tea] Leaf"

By T. Anne Archist

Diss Olive Gov. Publishing

A Lou Zers Inc. Company










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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 6, 2014 4:27:10 PM

(World's THINNEST Books)

"Why Racism Is Not The Reason The House 'Leadership' Won't Let The Bi-Partisan Immigration Bill Come Up for an UP or DOWN Vote"

By Pyrrhic Lee Dership

Fewture Lou Zers Publishing: A Division of

TP Kamikazes Inc.









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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 5:18:26 PM

"3 Reasons Why The NRA Doesn't Do Its Best Work In Vein, Wayne"

By Speaksfrum Laderrière


Grusome Publishing A division of

Little RED Schoolhouse: NRA - Bleeding Heart Productions







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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 5:03:33 PM

"Our Bleeding Heart Friends

(And Their Misguided Parents)"


By Witch Wayne Diddeygo

NRA Publishing A Division of

Six Feet Blunder Inc.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2014 3:27:10 AM

"Four Reasons Why Immigration Doesn't Pass Because Republicans Are So Pro-Latino!"

By Ray Lists

Precipitis Backs Publishing
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jun 30, 2014 1:30:43 PM

"How O'Reilly's No Spin Zone Affects the GOP's Awful Reince Cycle;

'Does It All Come Out In the Wash?'!"


By Polly Ticks

TP Awtopsy Publishing:

A Division of GOP Inc.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jun 16, 2014 11:50:49 AM

"Drinking Poison Tea Will Kill You"

By Lindsay Grahamcracker


(author of "Nothing Could Be Finer Than To Be in Carolina than Taxes)

D. Fense Wipestee Stanes Publishing

A Division of Reel Polytic Inc.








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docputer
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Message Posted: Jun 16, 2014 11:19:46 AM


"HALF WHITE, HALF BLACK, AND 110% MORE RACIST THAN ANYBODY COULD IMAGINE!"

by Barack HUSSEIN "Borax Yomomma" Obama --- the WORST

Marx & Engels Publishing
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Message Posted: Jun 16, 2014 1:03:11 AM

"So Glad We're Out of Iraq For Good" by Hillary Clinton.

A No-Leftovers publication.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jun 14, 2014 12:27:25 PM

"Why The Frankenstein I Created Will Not Turn On Me

Or

The Glorious, Altruistic History of the American Tea Party"

By T. P. Cantor

(Author of A Cantor Sings The Blues)

Lou Zers Publishers:

A (huge) Division of GOP Inc.



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Passer
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Message Posted: Jun 11, 2014 5:14:46 PM

"How VA Sings Without A Cantor"

By T. P. Burdbranes

Pyrrhic Publishing

A Division of Sheets Furbains Inc.

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Passer
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Message Posted: May 14, 2014 1:03:49 PM

"Bump On Head = Mental Illness Or

How To Teach A Political Lapdog New Tricks"

The Karl Rove(r) Autobiography

O. Hio & Mel T. Down II Publishing

A Division of Wright Wi Ng Crash N. Berne INC.
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Passer
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Message Posted: May 10, 2014 8:17:10 PM

"How Not To Make A Mountain Out of A Molehill"

By Dr. Ben Gazzi

Rich Hunt Publishing: A Division of

Polly Tics Inc.
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Passer
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Message Posted: May 5, 2014 2:30:21 AM

"Why The Tea Party NOW Disavowing Michael Grimm

Is Not The Same As The Klan Abandoning Its Hoods"


By T. P. Comelately

Hiss N. Genuous Publishing A Division of

Offda Balcony Inc.





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Message Posted: Apr 29, 2014 9:12:32 PM

Diversity is for Everyone - ByDonald Sterling
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Passer
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Message Posted: Apr 29, 2014 12:55:50 PM

"My Unequivocal Hero: Cliven Bundy"

By Sean Hannity

Hannity's Hero's Publishing

A Division of Ray Cysts Inc.



Note: (Please see Sean's autobiography: "OOPS" published by the Outfoxed Press
coming in 2020; a Mea Culpa Inc. Company, financed by Rupert Murdock)








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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Apr 29, 2014 8:13:56 AM

 
"Highlights of Barack 0bama's Collegiate Career" - a notto-biography
A Little Secrets Book
Published by NoTell Press
Forward by Ida Noa Datstudent
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Passer
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Message Posted: Apr 29, 2014 1:23:52 AM

"How Not To Throw A Reporter Off A 'f--king' Balcony The TP Way"

By N. Dicted Grimm

Nutso Grimm Fairy Tales Publishing A Division of

Tea Party Candidates Inc.





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Passer
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Message Posted: Apr 17, 2014 5:34:49 PM

"Why the Affordable Care Act Is Too Expensive For the GOP"

By Polly Tsks Tsks

Precipiss Fall Publishing

A Division of Fall S. Witness Inc.










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Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2014 3:21:26 PM

"Why The Tea Party Doesn't Have More No's Than Pinocchio"

By Les Hart Tu


Knock-On-Wood Publishing

(A "Splinter" Group from

John Birch Inc.)
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Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2014 5:14:40 PM

"The Final Try (after 50+) To Defeat Obamacare"

By Lou Sirs Forever(?)

Bizzaro World Publishing

A Division of N. Less Loop-y Inc.
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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2014 12:44:51 PM

"The Final Word on the Affordable Care Act"

By Barack Obama

with introduction by Nancy Pelosi
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Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2014 1:17:12 AM

"How To Serve Your Country HONORABLY With A Butt Boil"

By Rush 'The OxyMoron' Limbaugh


OxyCottin' Pickin Publishing:

A Division of Cop-A-Plea Inc.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2014 1:05:42 AM



Not My Sole er Soul Error

By George Bush (The Child)

Bush League Publishing









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JustDrill4Oil
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2014 12:26:09 PM

"The Complete List of Places My Boss Will Let Me Go"

by Joe Biden

Buy Biden's book, get this one free (Not really, you're paying for it anyway!):

"Frugality: My Cheap Spring Break Vacation Ideas"

By Michelle Obama

And they wonder why Rush dubbed her "Moochelle"?



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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2014 11:58:12 AM

"The Unabridged List of Nice Things That Can Be Said About Vladimir Putin: He's Trustworthy & Straightforward"

President George W. Bush (43)

Forward: This book is dedicated to my loving mother, Barbara Bush, who instilled within me tremendous values. Among those I include the saying, "If you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all."

Comment: The language of diplomacy was at work in Passer's March 5th unsourced quote attributed to Bush43, assuming Bush said it. Such subtlety lies beyond this Administration's capabilities and their supporters' comprehension.

Indeed, the current POTUS is learning the hard way the truth of what Passer claims Bush43 said, but being wholly lacking in either trait, the current POTUS is clueless about how to deal with it?

The "President" promised all of us that Russia will bear unspecified "costs" for invading the Ukraine, but he's incapable if making good on his word. In that regard, at least his foreign policy is alligned with the domestic side!

This Administration manufactures facts at will, enabled by an adoring US Mainstream Media that has failed to hold the administration accountable but, outside this country, the POTUS is being exposed once again as the complete fool he is.

A savier POTUS might have expressed "disappointment" over Russia's actions without threatening costs that will likely never even be assessed, much less paid.
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Message Posted: Mar 26, 2014 1:15:01 AM

"Why Ted's Cruse Will Not Be A Shipwreck"

By Heritage Beverage

D. Feet Publishing (Stinkers With The Big No's)

A Division of Anne Archy Inc.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 22, 2014 12:07:00 PM

World's THINNEST Books


"Why Obama Is Weak For 'No Boots On the Ground In Crimea'"

By T. Pardy


Kool-Aid Publishing: A Division of

Bootsin Deerrear Inc.




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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Mar 21, 2014 7:41:50 AM

"My Winning Strategy in 'Game of Stones' " - by Barack W. 0bama

a Winterfell Fall book, published by Vladimir Rules Press. Foreword by Sarah Toldyaso Palin.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2014 9:59:44 AM

Some don't understand what the World's THINNEST Books means.

"Who cares what God says"?

By Don & Donner


(Do they read their bible with the same 'understanding'?)
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gman617
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2014 1:25:13 AM

Forever in Heaven is more important than getting re-elected

or "Who cares what God says"

by The Democratic Party
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Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2014 12:32:01 AM

"Winner: A History of NY Professional Basketball In The 21st Century"

By N. Y. Aireball

Nicks & Scratches Publishing

A Division of Choke Inc.
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chankos
Veteran Author Hamilton

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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2014 9:27:20 AM

Montreal Canadiens fan club listing...not a book but i get to say how much i dispise that team...haha
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2014 11:00:10 PM

"Recount of the Crimean Referendum - Because 95% Is Probably Too Low" by the Russian Civic Pride Association. Published by Der Fuehrer Putin Books.

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