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docputer

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Message Posted: Apr 28, 2005 12:17:21 PM

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide (Don't think this was by CH or Pard LOL)

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA, with Foreword by Loree71

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travel
by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ...

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 6:36:57 PM

If I only had an arm- By Madison Bumgarner
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Passer
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Message Posted: Oct 29, 2014 2:32:56 PM

World's THINNEST Books

"Those In Favor Of Fracking Who Don't Have Rocks In Their Heads"

By Tar N. Featherbed

Ignknight Deland Publishing: A Division of

Hup N. Smoke Inc.
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J Eric
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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 3:03:05 PM

"How To Throw Mud And Win The Hearts of Californians" by Tom Torlakson and Marshall Tuck. (Competing for State Superintendant of Schools and wasting millions on snarky ads to do so.)

A Pleasant Politicians Book. See for yourself:



Torlakson Tuck Face Off
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JustDrill4Oil
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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 10:54:46 AM

Rock solid evidence of Global Warming

By Climatologists

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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 1:16:29 AM

"Good Reasons Why the GOP And Tea Party Expecting A Grimm Reward In Staten Island Congressional Election"

By Fed N. Dictment

Twenty Count Publishing:

A Division of Uroff Daledge Inc.





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J Eric
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Message Posted: Sep 24, 2014 6:22:19 PM

"How To Defeat The Evil Empire and Restore Independence to Scotland"

by Alex "Obi-Wan" Salmond.

Published by Skywalker Fantasy Books, now available in "piperback."
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Sep 17, 2014 2:35:04 AM

World's THINNEST Books



"How To Have A Good Relationship With Women As A Republican"

By Miss Ogynists

Foreword By Leader Rush Limbaugh

Urbody N. Mylaws Publishing

A Division of Chase T. Belt Party Inc.





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Passer
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Message Posted: Sep 13, 2014 2:37:15 AM

"How A Republican Senate Will Use Cruz Control"

By Rad A. Kools

J. Ale Nonwasps Publishing A Division of

Roundem Up Inc.







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Passer
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Message Posted: Sep 10, 2014 2:41:15 AM

"Why The Tea Party Is Not A Fad"

By Anne Archist

Blowup and Blowhard Publishing

A Division of Dina Myte Inc.
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JustDrill4Oil
All-Star Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Sep 8, 2014 4:54:27 PM

Living in Poverty

By Hillary Rodham Clinton

Preview inside the back cover:

I Dig Broke Chicks

By Bill Clinton
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JustDrill4Oil
All-Star Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Sep 8, 2014 4:47:10 PM

The Unabridged List of Reasons My Presidency Is Not a Failure

B. Hussein Obama
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panj
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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 12:51:22 AM

the women that said yes
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Passer
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Message Posted: Sep 4, 2014 10:56:05 PM

"Why TP Old Farmer McDonald Will Not Go To The Notso Funny Farm"

By EIEIO

Ex-CON Servative Publishing:

A Division of TP Express Inc.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 12:59:06 PM

"Orange Is The New Black"

By Squeaker Boehner

God Fourbid Publishing: A Division of

House Knothome Inc.
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panj
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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2014 9:16:10 PM

My work days as senator where i dreamed of my father.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Aug 24, 2014 2:42:51 AM

"My Friends Are Not Bleeding Hearts"

By Dick ChippedKnee & Noel Hart

C. U. Enhell Publishing:

A Division of Worse Rachet Inc.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 1:50:03 AM

"The Glorious History of the GOP Neocon Test."

By Lou Zerhs

B. Tween Iraq & A. Hardplace Publishing A Division of

Lion Inda Bush Inc.

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 11:52:09 PM

My American Birthplace

By Ted Cruz
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Troller_Diesel
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Aug 19, 2014 9:09:34 PM

Barack Obama's Accomplishments

by Mitt Romney

NSA Methods and Tactics

by Edward Snowden

Intelligent Liberal Ideas

by No One Ever

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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 3:03:02 AM

World's THINNEST Books


"How It Is Kosher Indicting A Ham Sandwich"

By Rabbi Austin Taxus

Miss Carriage Publishing: A Division of

Reid Gretts Inc.

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J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Aug 17, 2014 1:57:56 AM

"How I Brought Peace To The Ukraine" by Petro "Have A Candy Bar?" Poroshenko

Publ. by Spaats & Tussels
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Passer
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Message Posted: Aug 16, 2014 1:33:16 PM

"How To Get The People of Texas To Believe That Their Taxes are WELL SPENT Defending Your Indicted Governor At $450/hr For just One Lawyer"

By Ful Sumuvthepeople Sumuvdatime

TP Hypocrisy Publishing: A Division of

Fiscal Conservatism Myash Inc.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Aug 14, 2014 4:23:01 PM

"How Ted's Tea Party Cruz Will Have A Different Fate Than the Costa Concordia"

By Hess Tory

Phil Abuster Publishing: A Division of

Ship of Stateofulls Inc.









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Passer
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Message Posted: Aug 9, 2014 2:55:28 PM

"Why Most Bushy Tales Are Not Fiction"

By Hizstory Toda Contrary

NeoCon Victed Publishing A Division of

B.Tween Iraq & Ahardplace Inc.





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J Eric
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Message Posted: Aug 8, 2014 11:30:19 PM

"We're Not Sending The Military Back to Iraq" by Barrack O'Blarney

A Big Blow-Up Book
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Passer
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Message Posted: Aug 8, 2014 1:26:26 PM

"Why the Candidacy of 'Costa Concordia' Cruz Will Not Be Another GOP Shipwreck"

By Foreget Daalamo Afterhim

Peeric Victory Only Publishing:

A Division of Head N. Dasand Inc.

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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 25, 2014 1:24:46 AM

"How Real "Men" Never Hide Behind Their Baby's Hynnies: The Story of Hammas"

By Will Ovcowards

PUman Shields Publishing: A Division of

Eat Hourkidshartsout Publishing
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 3:01:21 AM

"How To Floor It From A FULL STOP: Conservatism In The 21st Century"

By Ad Vance Tudarear

Noel Science Publishing: A Division of

Midevil Books Inc.

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J Eric
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 12:39:04 AM

"Safety Record for Malaysia Airlines" by Ida Wrather-Walke.

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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 7:39:07 PM

Mental Stability in My Life - d wasserman schultz
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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 2:41:39 PM

"The IRS/IT Department Computer Repair Manual"
subtitle: "Know When To Hold'em, Know When to Fold'em" - by Major Roadblock and the Sycophant Minions

A Little Lerner Book

Remember to Always Recycle Immediately After Use

Um.....on second thought, scratch that.......
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 1:57:55 PM

"How To Defeat A President When Elections Aren't Enough!"

T. Pardy

Itsknot Readwesee Publishing

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panj
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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 9:33:59 PM

Impeachment Laws - US Congress
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 22, 2014 12:39:41 AM

"Why Suing The President Is Not A Tea Party Boehner"

By T. Bahgs Inhizbriefs

Lucky Stiffs Publishing A Division of

Excess Sporting Balls Inc.
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panj
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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 9:16:17 PM

Clear Transparency in Government Policy - BO
Putting Your Countrymen First in Foreign Policy - BO

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I75at7AM
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 1:29:02 PM

"My Comprehensive Plan for Border Security" - B.H. 0bama
A Do It Yourself Book, with Illustrations by Selfie McClick

 
 
"How To Integrate Tens Of Thousands of Non-English Speaking Kids Into Our Society Before School Starts In The Fall" - by Association of Bald School Superintendents of the USA. A Tall Order Book, from DreamCatcher Press
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 14, 2014 11:26:56 PM

"'The View' Too Far?"

By Sahara Paine Lynne

C. Rush Frumhare Publishing

A Division of Blinded Byda Blight Inc.








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J Eric
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Message Posted: Jul 14, 2014 10:05:04 PM

"How I Brought Peace To The Middle East" (subtitled: "And Became Loved by Israelis and Hamas Alike")

By: John Kerry A "Remember Me?" Publication
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 10:50:53 PM

"Differences Between Early 20th Century Anarchists and Early 21st Century Tea Party"

By Gov Goh Boom!

Noel Rhea Sin Publishing: A Division of

Anne Archy Inc.
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leemun
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 1:12:03 AM

What I Know About the Tea Party
By Gaspar Passer
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panj
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 12:21:50 AM

American Nationalism - GasBuddy Champion Authors
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My Life Adhering to the American Constitution - BHO
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 10, 2014 2:11:53 AM

World's THINNEST Books



"Why GOP Should Not Turn Over A New [Tea] Leaf"

By T. Anne Archist

Diss Olive Gov. Publishing

A Lou Zers Inc. Company










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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 6, 2014 4:27:10 PM

(World's THINNEST Books)

"Why Racism Is Not The Reason The House 'Leadership' Won't Let The Bi-Partisan Immigration Bill Come Up for an UP or DOWN Vote"

By Pyrrhic Lee Dership

Fewture Lou Zers Publishing: A Division of

TP Kamikazes Inc.









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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 5:18:26 PM

"3 Reasons Why The NRA Doesn't Do Its Best Work In Vein, Wayne"

By Speaksfrum Laderrière


Grusome Publishing A division of

Little RED Schoolhouse: NRA - Bleeding Heart Productions







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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 5:03:33 PM

"Our Bleeding Heart Friends

(And Their Misguided Parents)"


By Witch Wayne Diddeygo

NRA Publishing A Division of

Six Feet Blunder Inc.
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Passer
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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2014 3:27:10 AM

"Four Reasons Why Immigration Doesn't Pass Because Republicans Are So Pro-Latino!"

By Ray Lists

Precipitis Backs Publishing
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Message Posted: Jun 30, 2014 1:30:43 PM

"How O'Reilly's No Spin Zone Affects the GOP's Awful Reince Cycle;

'Does It All Come Out In the Wash?'!"


By Polly Ticks

TP Awtopsy Publishing:

A Division of GOP Inc.
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Message Posted: Jun 16, 2014 11:50:49 AM

"Drinking Poison Tea Will Kill You"

By Lindsay Grahamcracker


(author of "Nothing Could Be Finer Than To Be in Carolina than Taxes)

D. Fense Wipestee Stanes Publishing

A Division of Reel Polytic Inc.








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docputer
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Message Posted: Jun 16, 2014 11:19:46 AM


"HALF WHITE, HALF BLACK, AND 110% MORE RACIST THAN ANYBODY COULD IMAGINE!"

by Barack HUSSEIN "Borax Yomomma" Obama --- the WORST

Marx & Engels Publishing
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