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docputer

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San Antonio

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Message Posted: Apr 28, 2005 12:17:21 PM

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide (Don't think this was by CH or Pard LOL)

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA, with Foreword by Loree71

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travel
by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ...

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
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RobertaByrne
Veteran Author New Hampshire

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Message Posted: Apr 26, 2015 11:50:01 AM

Oh doc, your list is so funny. Have you read "Dress for Success" by Bruce Jenner?
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JustDrill4Oil
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Message Posted: Apr 17, 2015 3:24:54 PM

Evidence of My Severe, Debilitating Physical Handicaps

by Hillary
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2015 1:54:18 AM

"How To Get More Oil and Win Elections Without Increasing Your Rig Count"

By Wash & Reince Cykle

GOP & Shell Oil Game Publishing

A Division of Gerry Mander Inc.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2015 2:21:11 PM

"Safe Fracking"

By Rite Patterson

Daypound Publishing
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JustDrill4Oil
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2015 2:14:37 PM

My Actions Back Up My Words

Prince Charles

Reviewed by Algore

Do_As_I_Say_Not_As_I_Do Publishers

LOL: After posting a message with the word, "publishers", an ad for online publishing popped up! I'm not expecting help from the Prez' new Deptartment of the Internet any time soon.

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JustDrill4Oil
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2015 2:05:12 PM

Must See TV

By Chris Matthews and Rachael Maddog
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2015 12:51:07 PM

(It is with regret that the last name of the Publisher of the last work was inadvertently omitted. It should have been:

Hoosier Klan Daddy


Let this "correction" satisfy the lawyers of the aggrieved publisher in the same spirit as the Indiana House's correction to their original bill does to their Indiana Givers.)

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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 30, 2015 2:23:36 PM

World's THINNEST Books


"Indiana Wants Me"

By "Dice" Crimination

Hoosier Klan Publishing
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2015 2:23:19 AM


"How To Book Passage On Our GOP Cruz And Not Walk the Plank of Prejudice And Division!"

By Furst Claz Demagogue

N. Tolerance Publishing A Division of

Med Evil Inc. & Phil A. Buster LLC.







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leemun
Champion Author Utah

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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2015 2:03:50 AM

How to show respect and understanding of the GOP and it's leadership by a well-informed and sympathetic progressive
by Passer
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leemun
Champion Author Utah

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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2015 1:49:03 AM

My legacy of foreign policy successes
By B. H. Obama
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Cirdan
Champion Author Nevada

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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2015 1:17:31 AM

"Bills I have read" by US Senate Democrats.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2015 7:09:39 PM

"How To Reach Across the Aisle and Build Trust with an Opposing Minority By Taking Their AG Nomination Hostage"

By Mitch McConnell

Afterbrakefst Lynch Publishing A Division of


Howdu U. Govern Inc.
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JustDrill4Oil
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2015 3:14:49 PM

How To Reach Across the Aisle and Build Trust with an Opposing Majority

B Hussein Obama

Watch the author closely -- President Reagan offered a treatise sized tome with the same title.
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JustDrill4Oil
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2015 3:11:02 PM

My Big Ole List of Accomplishments in the Senate and at State

By: HRC

Zip, Zero, Nada Publishing
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 17, 2015 1:18:38 PM

[Sequel 2]

"If You Don't Win Using A 5th Column You Can't Be A Patriotic Republican"

By Cotton Picken Nuleader

Red Letter Day Publishing a division of

Sid Dition Inc.




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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2015 11:35:14 PM

[SEQUEL]


"How The GOP Multiplies Without NEEDING To Use A 5th Column"

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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 11, 2015 12:21:16 PM

"How To Deal With America's Enemies Behind the Prez Back And Not Betray Your Oath"

By 47 GOP 5th Columnists

Whatif Itwere AGOPPrez Publishing a Division of

Iran Frum Patriotism INC.
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klutz347
Champion Author Michigan

Posts:1,699
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Message Posted: Mar 9, 2015 1:50:55 PM

E-mails I've sent on my secure official .gov email address

By: Hildog Klinton
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2015 6:03:03 PM

"How To Shutdown the US and/or Its Departments To Win Friends and Influence Voters"

By T. Pardy

Anne Arkists Publishing

A Division of Noel No Nanyet Inc.





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klutz347
Champion Author Michigan

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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2015 5:51:19 PM

Truths I've Told
By: Barack Obama
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2015 1:30:26 PM

"How To Take A Guilt Trip To See A Bridge Too Far"

By House Speaker John Boehner, Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Majority Whip Steve Scalise


Voters R. Watching Publishing

A Division of Ur Dire Future Inc.

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Cirdan
Champion Author Nevada

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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2015 1:04:06 PM

"Integrity" by H & W Clinton
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Loree71
Champion Author San Bernardino

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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 5:27:04 AM

"wAYS THAT GAS BUDDY SHOWS LOYALTY TO ITS MEMBERS THAT DO NOT OWN SMARTPHONES"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 2:25:25 AM

World's THINNEST Books

"Souvenirs From the GOP House 'Leaderships'' Visit To Selma On Its Bridges 50th Anniversary Event"

By House Speaker John Boehner, Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Majority Whip Steve Scalise

Guilt Trip Publishing

A Division of Lou Zers Inc.





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JustDrill4Oil
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Mar 6, 2015 2:58:11 PM

My Absolute Intolerance For Personal Email Usage During My Time at State

Hillary Clinton

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JustDrill4Oil
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Mar 5, 2015 3:03:16 PM

Mother/Daughter Twins, A Pictoral

By: Jen & Jill Selter
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J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Mar 2, 2015 10:41:54 PM

"In Praise of Netanyahu's Speech to Congress" by Barrack "Irish Eyes" O'Bama. A Rivalry Unlimited Publication.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2015 3:04:50 PM

"'Governing' On The Weakly GOP House Installment Plan"

By Boehner Coupers

Noel "US" Security Fuls Publishing

A Division of ConPlete Imp Basils Inc.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 7:40:30 PM

WORLD's THINNEST BOOK

"How The GOP House Right Can Stop Looking Like ISIS' Strange Bedfellow"

By Dumh & Bumbler

Lou Sirh Publishing

A Division of T. P. Lapdog & knowbone Inc.

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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 1:13:15 AM

World's THINNEST Books

"How To Govern!"

By John Boehner & the House GOP

Rank Amateurs Publishing, A Division

of 18th Century Imp Becils Inc.
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J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2015 10:29:32 PM

"How Many Days Californians Got To Enjoy Gasoline Prices Under Two Dollars A Gallon"
by Hy Price

A Petroblip Book
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 12:32:19 AM

World's THINNEST Book of the Year:

"GOOD Reasons To DEFUND Homeland Security"

By The GOP Establishment

T. Pardy Publishing A Division of

Anne Archy Inc.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Feb 6, 2015 1:38:41 AM

"How To Give Our GOP Lapdogs Rabies Without Showing Our Bitemarks"

By T. Pardy

D. Funditall Publishing

A Division of Anarchists Inc.

(Note: Chapt II of previous book was so "popular" it was made a standalone)
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Baron62nd
Champion Author Illinois

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Message Posted: Feb 5, 2015 10:58:26 PM

"Obama Reluctant To Raise Federal Gas Tax"
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Feb 5, 2015 2:17:26 PM

"Tea Party Funding and Support For Department of Homeland Security"

By Letdaterroists Blowusup

Allextremists Alike Publishing

A Division of America Inc.

Chapt 1

We Shut Down the Gov. Now Let's end funding for Homeland Security Before March

Chapt 2

How To Give Our GOP Lapdogs Rabies without showing our bitemarks

Chapt 3

Why we should not change our name back to "The Anarchists"





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JustDrill4Oil
Champion Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Feb 3, 2015 2:14:33 PM

Sure to be another best-seller, as the NYT promotes ANYTHING he does!

"Booze"-Making in the White House

By President B Hussein Obama

Forward by Sam Cooke

Gaffe-O-Matic Publishing

A sequel to My Big Plans to Campaign in All 57 States!!

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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 31, 2015 12:59:17 AM

"What THIS GOP Whip Will Do To Prevent My White Supremacists From Falling Through the CRACKS"

By Steve "Offda" Scalise

Air Ian Publishing:

A Division of Wite Power Inc.

Introduction by Kigy (Esteemed Leader of GOP Clan)




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J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Jan 25, 2015 1:01:12 AM

"You Killed One of Our Hostages So Is Your Ransom Demand Now Reduced From $200 Million to $100 Million?"

By: Shinzo "I Majored In Math" Abe.

A Tokey-Okey Book.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 1:08:20 PM

"Orange Is The New Black" By John Boehner,

Takes2-2tango Publishing

A Division of B. Little Daprez4yrs Inc.



Chapt 1 My Only Goal Is To Defeat Obama by GOP Majority Leader




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Cirdan
Champion Author Nevada

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 12:45:55 AM

"How to work with Republicans" by B Obama
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 2:27:21 AM

"House Abortion Bill: Not A New Declaration of War On Women"

By T. Pardy

B. Hind Bars Publishing

Introduction: Why Young Women Raped Who Have Abortions Not Reported
Should Be Made Criminals And Arrested

Chapt I: Lawyers Pass The Bar, GOP Puts Rape Victims Behind Them
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 2:53:10 AM

"David Dukes: Not A Favorite GOP Rat-Tale From Its Whip"

By Steve "Offda" Scalise

Air Ian Publishing:

A Division of Wright Power Inc.

Introduction by Kigy (Esteemed GOP Leader)
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 3, 2015 2:49:48 PM

"How Our Spanking By Boehner Completely Washed Our Hands of the Shadow of The [Michael] Grimm Reaper"

By T. Pardy

Offda Ledge Publishing A Division of

Concon (Conservative Conviction) Inc.

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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 3:48:52 PM

The Truth, The actual truth"
by any career politian
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 3:43:50 PM

"Things I find not racist"

by Al Sharpton and/or Jesse Jackson
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J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 2:23:54 PM

"How the Cap-N-Trade Act Will Keep California Green and Gas Prices Low" by Arnold Schwarzenpuffer. Subtitle: "Heck, It Won't Bother Me None, It Ain't Gonna Happen Til January 1, 2015."

Publ. by Nudniks Press, Sacto, CA. (We'd spell out the city name but we're not qwite shur how to spel it.)
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zippy3231
Champion Author Jacksonville

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 9:16:01 AM

People who have circumnavgated the Planet on a Nuclear Submarine. That would be me and a few other folks while serving on the USS Baton Rouge SSN 689
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Maintroll
Champion Author Lexington

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 9:04:53 AM

The eight page Bible when I went to school in the dark ages many many moons ago.
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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 4:20:02 PM

(That was good, J Eric but in the Public Interest we must Kerry On)
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J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 10:02:41 PM

"How We'll Have Peace in Afghanistan After Withdrawing Our Troops" by John Kerry.

A Pre-Kerry-Ous Peace Publication, Kabum, Afghanistan.
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