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docputer
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Message Posted: Apr 28, 2005 12:17:21 PM

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide (Don't think this was by CH or Pard LOL)

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA, with Foreword by Loree71

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travel
by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ...

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
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leemun
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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2015 2:03:50 AM

How to show respect and understanding of the GOP and it's leadership by a well-informed and sympathetic progressive
by Passer
leemun
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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2015 1:49:03 AM

My legacy of foreign policy successes
By B. H. Obama
Cirdan
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Message Posted: Mar 25, 2015 1:17:31 AM

"Bills I have read" by US Senate Democrats.
Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2015 7:09:39 PM

"How To Reach Across the Aisle and Build Trust with an Opposing Minority By Taking Their AG Nomination Hostage"

By Mitch McConnell

Afterbrakefst Lynch Publishing A Division of


Howdu U. Govern Inc.
JustDrill4Oil
All-Star Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2015 3:14:49 PM

How To Reach Across the Aisle and Build Trust with an Opposing Majority

B Hussein Obama

Watch the author closely -- President Reagan offered a treatise sized tome with the same title.
JustDrill4Oil
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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2015 3:11:02 PM

My Big Ole List of Accomplishments in the Senate and at State

By: HRC

Zip, Zero, Nada Publishing
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 17, 2015 1:18:38 PM

[Sequel 2]

"If You Don't Win Using A 5th Column You Can't Be A Patriotic Republican"

By Cotton Picken Nuleader

Red Letter Day Publishing a division of

Sid Dition Inc.




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Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 15, 2015 11:35:14 PM

[SEQUEL]


"How The GOP Multiplies Without NEEDING To Use A 5th Column"

Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 11, 2015 12:21:16 PM

"How To Deal With America's Enemies Behind the Prez Back And Not Betray Your Oath"

By 47 GOP 5th Columnists

Whatif Itwere AGOPPrez Publishing a Division of

Iran Frum Patriotism INC.
klutz347
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Message Posted: Mar 9, 2015 1:50:55 PM

E-mails I've sent on my secure official .gov email address

By: Hildog Klinton
Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2015 6:03:03 PM

"How To Shutdown the US and/or Its Departments To Win Friends and Influence Voters"

By T. Pardy

Anne Arkists Publishing

A Division of Noel No Nanyet Inc.





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klutz347
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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2015 5:51:19 PM

Truths I've Told
By: Barack Obama
Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2015 1:30:26 PM

"How To Take A Guilt Trip To See A Bridge Too Far"

By House Speaker John Boehner, Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Majority Whip Steve Scalise


Voters R. Watching Publishing

A Division of Ur Dire Future Inc.

Cirdan
Champion Author Nevada

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Message Posted: Mar 8, 2015 1:04:06 PM

"Integrity" by H & W Clinton
Loree71
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"wAYS THAT GAS BUDDY SHOWS LOYALTY TO ITS MEMBERS THAT DO NOT OWN SMARTPHONES"
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 2:25:25 AM

World's THINNEST Books

"Souvenirs From the GOP House 'Leaderships'' Visit To Selma On Its Bridges 50th Anniversary Event"

By House Speaker John Boehner, Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Majority Whip Steve Scalise

Guilt Trip Publishing

A Division of Lou Zers Inc.





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JustDrill4Oil
All-Star Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Mar 6, 2015 2:58:11 PM

My Absolute Intolerance For Personal Email Usage During My Time at State

Hillary Clinton

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JustDrill4Oil
All-Star Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Mar 5, 2015 3:03:16 PM

Mother/Daughter Twins, A Pictoral

By: Jen & Jill Selter
J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Mar 2, 2015 10:41:54 PM

"In Praise of Netanyahu's Speech to Congress" by Barrack "Irish Eyes" O'Bama. A Rivalry Unlimited Publication.
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

Posts:20,066
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2015 3:04:50 PM

"'Governing' On The Weakly GOP House Installment Plan"

By Boehner Coupers

Noel "US" Security Fuls Publishing

A Division of ConPlete Imp Basils Inc.
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 7:40:30 PM

WORLD's THINNEST BOOK

"How The GOP House Right Can Stop Looking Like ISIS' Strange Bedfellow"

By Dumh & Bumbler

Lou Sirh Publishing

A Division of T. P. Lapdog & knowbone Inc.

Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 1:13:15 AM

World's THINNEST Books

"How To Govern!"

By John Boehner & the House GOP

Rank Amateurs Publishing, A Division

of 18th Century Imp Becils Inc.
J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

Posts:13,414
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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2015 10:29:32 PM

"How Many Days Californians Got To Enjoy Gasoline Prices Under Two Dollars A Gallon"
by Hy Price

A Petroblip Book
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 12:32:19 AM

World's THINNEST Book of the Year:

"GOOD Reasons To DEFUND Homeland Security"

By The GOP Establishment

T. Pardy Publishing A Division of

Anne Archy Inc.
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Feb 6, 2015 1:38:41 AM

"How To Give Our GOP Lapdogs Rabies Without Showing Our Bitemarks"

By T. Pardy

D. Funditall Publishing

A Division of Anarchists Inc.

(Note: Chapt II of previous book was so "popular" it was made a standalone)
Baron62nd
Champion Author Illinois

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Message Posted: Feb 5, 2015 10:58:26 PM

"Obama Reluctant To Raise Federal Gas Tax"
Passer
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Message Posted: Feb 5, 2015 2:17:26 PM

"Tea Party Funding and Support For Department of Homeland Security"

By Letdaterroists Blowusup

Allextremists Alike Publishing

A Division of America Inc.

Chapt 1

We Shut Down the Gov. Now Let's end funding for Homeland Security Before March

Chapt 2

How To Give Our GOP Lapdogs Rabies without showing our bitemarks

Chapt 3

Why we should not change our name back to "The Anarchists"





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JustDrill4Oil
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Message Posted: Feb 3, 2015 2:14:33 PM

Sure to be another best-seller, as the NYT promotes ANYTHING he does!

"Booze"-Making in the White House

By President B Hussein Obama

Forward by Sam Cooke

Gaffe-O-Matic Publishing

A sequel to My Big Plans to Campaign in All 57 States!!

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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 31, 2015 12:59:17 AM

"What THIS GOP Whip Will Do To Prevent My White Supremacists From Falling Through the CRACKS"

By Steve "Offda" Scalise

Air Ian Publishing:

A Division of Wite Power Inc.

Introduction by Kigy (Esteemed Leader of GOP Clan)




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J Eric
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Message Posted: Jan 25, 2015 1:01:12 AM

"You Killed One of Our Hostages So Is Your Ransom Demand Now Reduced From $200 Million to $100 Million?"

By: Shinzo "I Majored In Math" Abe.

A Tokey-Okey Book.
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 1:08:20 PM

"Orange Is The New Black" By John Boehner,

Takes2-2tango Publishing

A Division of B. Little Daprez4yrs Inc.



Chapt 1 My Only Goal Is To Defeat Obama by GOP Majority Leader




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Cirdan
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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 12:45:55 AM

"How to work with Republicans" by B Obama
Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 2:27:21 AM

"House Abortion Bill: Not A New Declaration of War On Women"

By T. Pardy

B. Hind Bars Publishing

Introduction: Why Young Women Raped Who Have Abortions Not Reported
Should Be Made Criminals And Arrested

Chapt I: Lawyers Pass The Bar, GOP Puts Rape Victims Behind Them
Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 2:53:10 AM

"David Dukes: Not A Favorite GOP Rat-Tale From Its Whip"

By Steve "Offda" Scalise

Air Ian Publishing:

A Division of Wright Power Inc.

Introduction by Kigy (Esteemed GOP Leader)
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 3, 2015 2:49:48 PM

"How Our Spanking By Boehner Completely Washed Our Hands of the Shadow of The [Michael] Grimm Reaper"

By T. Pardy

Offda Ledge Publishing A Division of

Concon (Conservative Conviction) Inc.

Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 3:48:52 PM

The Truth, The actual truth"
by any career politian
Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 3:43:50 PM

"Things I find not racist"

by Al Sharpton and/or Jesse Jackson
J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 2:23:54 PM

"How the Cap-N-Trade Act Will Keep California Green and Gas Prices Low" by Arnold Schwarzenpuffer. Subtitle: "Heck, It Won't Bother Me None, It Ain't Gonna Happen Til January 1, 2015."

Publ. by Nudniks Press, Sacto, CA. (We'd spell out the city name but we're not qwite shur how to spel it.)
zippy3231
Champion Author Jacksonville

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 9:16:01 AM

People who have circumnavgated the Planet on a Nuclear Submarine. That would be me and a few other folks while serving on the USS Baton Rouge SSN 689
Maintroll
Champion Author Lexington

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 9:04:53 AM

The eight page Bible when I went to school in the dark ages many many moons ago.
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 4:20:02 PM

(That was good, J Eric but in the Public Interest we must Kerry On)
J Eric
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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 10:02:41 PM

"How We'll Have Peace in Afghanistan After Withdrawing Our Troops" by John Kerry.

A Pre-Kerry-Ous Peace Publication, Kabum, Afghanistan.
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 1:01:51 AM

"Why I Don't Think I'm KKK Sheet Out of Luck"

By Steve Scalise (ie Plantation Whip)

GOP Plantation Whip Publishing

(Also known as the US Congress [recently purchased by GOP Inc.])


Preface: by Outtatouch

"Hope This Doesn't Give the Democrats Something To [Jim] Crow About"





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Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 1:55:00 AM

"Why I Successfully Shut The Gov Down Again To Tea Party Glory!"

By Cruz Dademagogue

Anarchy Fourever Publishing: A Division of

No Termoil Limits Inc.
Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 10:02:57 PM

"FOX: All The 'News' Not Approved By the US Tea Party"

By Pravda Uvdagop

Wright Wing, Frum, & Burdbrane Publishing:

A Division of Pantsonfire Inc.


Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 1:44:04 AM

World's THINNEST Books

"More Science; Less Fear"

By T. Pardy

Noel Itall Publishing: A Division of

Nononono Nanannette Inc.

Special Introduction by Nancy Reagan, "Just Say No To Everything in the 21st Century"
klutz347
Champion Author Michigan

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Message Posted: Dec 10, 2014 6:00:19 PM

"Truths I've Told"
By B. Obama
JustDrill4Oil
All-Star Author Dayton

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Message Posted: Dec 10, 2014 4:06:34 PM

My Eternal Gratitude for the Undying Support of My Party

Soon to be former Sen. Mary Landrieu (D, Louisiana)



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Cirdan
Champion Author Nevada

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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 12:28:30 AM

"Fact based journalism"

A Joint Project by ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, NYT, . . . . . .
J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

Posts:13,414
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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 10:47:49 PM

"How To Create World Peace" by Chuck ("Hamburger") Hegel.

A Pearl Harbor Day Book. Incoming!
docputer
Champion Author San Antonio

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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 8:50:42 PM


Washing Out the More in Moreon!

by Enny Dumbocrat
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