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docputer
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Message Posted: Apr 28, 2005 12:17:21 PM

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide (Don't think this was by CH or Pard LOL)

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA, with Foreword by Loree71

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travel
by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ...

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
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Passer
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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2015 3:04:50 PM

"'Governing' On The Weakly GOP House Installment Plan"

By Boehner Coupers

Noel "US" Security Fuls Publishing

A Division of ConPlete Imp Basils Inc.
Passer
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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 7:40:30 PM

WORLD's THINNEST BOOK

"How The GOP House Right Can Stop Looking Like ISIS' Strange Bedfellow"

By Dumh & Bumbler

Lou Sirh Publishing

A Division of T. P. Lapdog & knowbone Inc.

Passer
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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 1:13:15 AM

World's THINNEST Books

"How To Govern!"

By John Boehner & the House GOP

Rank Amateurs Publishing, A Division

of 18th Century Imp Becils Inc.
J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2015 10:29:32 PM

"How Many Days Californians Got To Enjoy Gasoline Prices Under Two Dollars A Gallon"
by Hy Price

A Petroblip Book
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Feb 18, 2015 12:32:19 AM

World's THINNEST Book of the Year:

"GOOD Reasons To DEFUND Homeland Security"

By The GOP Establishment

T. Pardy Publishing A Division of

Anne Archy Inc.
Passer
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Message Posted: Feb 6, 2015 1:38:41 AM

"How To Give Our GOP Lapdogs Rabies Without Showing Our Bitemarks"

By T. Pardy

D. Funditall Publishing

A Division of Anarchists Inc.

(Note: Chapt II of previous book was so "popular" it was made a standalone)
Baron62nd
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Message Posted: Feb 5, 2015 10:58:26 PM

"Obama Reluctant To Raise Federal Gas Tax"
Passer
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Message Posted: Feb 5, 2015 2:17:26 PM

"Tea Party Funding and Support For Department of Homeland Security"

By Letdaterroists Blowusup

Allextremists Alike Publishing

A Division of America Inc.

Chapt 1

We Shut Down the Gov. Now Let's end funding for Homeland Security Before March

Chapt 2

How To Give Our GOP Lapdogs Rabies without showing our bitemarks

Chapt 3

Why we should not change our name back to "The Anarchists"





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JustDrill4Oil
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Message Posted: Feb 3, 2015 2:14:33 PM

Sure to be another best-seller, as the NYT promotes ANYTHING he does!

"Booze"-Making in the White House

By President B Hussein Obama

Forward by Sam Cooke

Gaffe-O-Matic Publishing

A sequel to My Big Plans to Campaign in All 57 States!!

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Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 31, 2015 12:59:17 AM

"What THIS GOP Whip Will Do To Prevent My White Supremacists From Falling Through the CRACKS"

By Steve "Offda" Scalise

Air Ian Publishing:

A Division of Wite Power Inc.

Introduction by Kigy (Esteemed Leader of GOP Clan)




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J Eric
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Message Posted: Jan 25, 2015 1:01:12 AM

"You Killed One of Our Hostages So Is Your Ransom Demand Now Reduced From $200 Million to $100 Million?"

By: Shinzo "I Majored In Math" Abe.

A Tokey-Okey Book.
Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 1:08:20 PM

"Orange Is The New Black" By John Boehner,

Takes2-2tango Publishing

A Division of B. Little Daprez4yrs Inc.



Chapt 1 My Only Goal Is To Defeat Obama by GOP Majority Leader




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Cirdan
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Message Posted: Jan 24, 2015 12:45:55 AM

"How to work with Republicans" by B Obama
Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 23, 2015 2:27:21 AM

"House Abortion Bill: Not A New Declaration of War On Women"

By T. Pardy

B. Hind Bars Publishing

Introduction: Why Young Women Raped Who Have Abortions Not Reported
Should Be Made Criminals And Arrested

Chapt I: Lawyers Pass The Bar, GOP Puts Rape Victims Behind Them
Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 2:53:10 AM

"David Dukes: Not A Favorite GOP Rat-Tale From Its Whip"

By Steve "Offda" Scalise

Air Ian Publishing:

A Division of Wright Power Inc.

Introduction by Kigy (Esteemed GOP Leader)
Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 3, 2015 2:49:48 PM

"How Our Spanking By Boehner Completely Washed Our Hands of the Shadow of The [Michael] Grimm Reaper"

By T. Pardy

Offda Ledge Publishing A Division of

Concon (Conservative Conviction) Inc.

Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 3:48:52 PM

The Truth, The actual truth"
by any career politian
Toadman7
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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 3:43:50 PM

"Things I find not racist"

by Al Sharpton and/or Jesse Jackson
J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 2:23:54 PM

"How the Cap-N-Trade Act Will Keep California Green and Gas Prices Low" by Arnold Schwarzenpuffer. Subtitle: "Heck, It Won't Bother Me None, It Ain't Gonna Happen Til January 1, 2015."

Publ. by Nudniks Press, Sacto, CA. (We'd spell out the city name but we're not qwite shur how to spel it.)
zippy3231
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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 9:16:01 AM

People who have circumnavgated the Planet on a Nuclear Submarine. That would be me and a few other folks while serving on the USS Baton Rouge SSN 689
Maintroll
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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2015 9:04:53 AM

The eight page Bible when I went to school in the dark ages many many moons ago.
Passer
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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 4:20:02 PM

(That was good, J Eric but in the Public Interest we must Kerry On)
J Eric
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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 10:02:41 PM

"How We'll Have Peace in Afghanistan After Withdrawing Our Troops" by John Kerry.

A Pre-Kerry-Ous Peace Publication, Kabum, Afghanistan.
Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 31, 2014 1:01:51 AM

"Why I Don't Think I'm KKK Sheet Out of Luck"

By Steve Scalise (ie Plantation Whip)

GOP Plantation Whip Publishing

(Also known as the US Congress [recently purchased by GOP Inc.])


Preface: by Outtatouch

"Hope This Doesn't Give the Democrats Something To [Jim] Crow About"





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Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 14, 2014 1:55:00 AM

"Why I Successfully Shut The Gov Down Again To Tea Party Glory!"

By Cruz Dademagogue

Anarchy Fourever Publishing: A Division of

No Termoil Limits Inc.
Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 10:02:57 PM

"FOX: All The 'News' Not Approved By the US Tea Party"

By Pravda Uvdagop

Wright Wing, Frum, & Burdbrane Publishing:

A Division of Pantsonfire Inc.


Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 11, 2014 1:44:04 AM

World's THINNEST Books

"More Science; Less Fear"

By T. Pardy

Noel Itall Publishing: A Division of

Nononono Nanannette Inc.

Special Introduction by Nancy Reagan, "Just Say No To Everything in the 21st Century"
klutz347
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Message Posted: Dec 10, 2014 6:00:19 PM

"Truths I've Told"
By B. Obama
JustDrill4Oil
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Message Posted: Dec 10, 2014 4:06:34 PM

My Eternal Gratitude for the Undying Support of My Party

Soon to be former Sen. Mary Landrieu (D, Louisiana)



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Cirdan
Champion Author Nevada

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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2014 12:28:30 AM

"Fact based journalism"

A Joint Project by ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, NYT, . . . . . .
J Eric
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 10:47:49 PM

"How To Create World Peace" by Chuck ("Hamburger") Hegel.

A Pearl Harbor Day Book. Incoming!
docputer
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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 8:50:42 PM


Washing Out the More in Moreon!

by Enny Dumbocrat
Passer
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Message Posted: Dec 7, 2014 2:21:35 AM

World's THINNEST Books


"When A White Cop Is EVER A Ham Sandwich"

By D. A. Pals Publishing A Division of

Miss Carriage Justice Inc.
Passer
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 6:06:13 PM

"How The GOP Can Leave The Tea Party Clan And Not Be Sheet Out Of Luck"

By Gran Titan

Breaking Noose Publishing: A Divivion of

Linch N.A. Pinch Inc.
Cirdan
Champion Author Nevada

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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 11:56:01 AM

"Compromise" by B. Obama
Passer
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Message Posted: Nov 28, 2014 3:01:11 AM

"Washing Out The Red In Texas' Neck"

By Greg Abbott

Burdbrane N. Hand Publishing: A Division of

S. Worth TwoindaBush
Cirdan
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 1:06:48 AM

"Turning Texas Blue" by W Davis
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 1:59:42 PM

"A New Idea Besides, 'NO!'"

By T. Pharty

No-no Nonet Publishing: A Division of

Still Anarchists Athart Inc.
Passer
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 2:06:39 AM

"How Not To Confuse A Mandate With A Pyrrhic Victory"

By Wright Weng Sling

Demographics Publishing: A Division of

The Future Inc.
Passer
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Message Posted: Nov 7, 2014 2:02:38 PM

"How Anarchists Govern By Just Saying, 'NO!'"

By T. Pharty

GOP Pyrrhic Victories Publishing: A Division of

Nowwe R. Fear Inc.




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Toadman7
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Message Posted: Nov 6, 2014 5:25:10 PM

Intelligent Liberals

by ??
J Eric
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Message Posted: Nov 6, 2014 4:50:20 PM

"I Forgot to Campaign" by Neal "Kneel to Zod!" Kashkari.

A California Gubernatorial Primer, soon to be painted over.
Passer
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Message Posted: Nov 1, 2014 11:56:56 AM

"Why I Shouldn't Be Castrated On An Iowa Farm"

By T. Pardy

Beer4Fear Publishing: A Division of

Michael Grimm Reaper INC.
cheapgaspleez
Champion Author Long Island

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Message Posted: Oct 31, 2014 6:36:57 PM

If I only had an arm- By Madison Bumgarner
Passer
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Message Posted: Oct 29, 2014 2:32:56 PM

World's THINNEST Books

"Those In Favor Of Fracking Who Don't Have Rocks In Their Heads"

By Tar N. Featherbed

Ignknight Deland Publishing: A Division of

Hup N. Smoke Inc.
J Eric
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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 3:03:05 PM

"How To Throw Mud And Win The Hearts of Californians" by Tom Torlakson and Marshall Tuck. (Competing for State Superintendant of Schools and wasting millions on snarky ads to do so.)

A Pleasant Politicians Book. See for yourself:



Torlakson Tuck Face Off
JustDrill4Oil
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Message Posted: Oct 28, 2014 10:54:46 AM

Rock solid evidence of Global Warming

By Climatologists

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Passer
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Message Posted: Oct 7, 2014 1:16:29 AM

"Good Reasons Why the GOP And Tea Party Expecting A Grimm Reward In Staten Island Congressional Election"

By Fed N. Dictment

Twenty Count Publishing:

A Division of Uroff Daledge Inc.





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J Eric
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Message Posted: Sep 24, 2014 6:22:19 PM

"How To Defeat The Evil Empire and Restore Independence to Scotland"

by Alex "Obi-Wan" Salmond.

Published by Skywalker Fantasy Books, now available in "piperback."
Passer
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Message Posted: Sep 17, 2014 2:35:04 AM

World's THINNEST Books



"How To Have A Good Relationship With Women As A Republican"

By Miss Ogynists

Foreword By Leader Rush Limbaugh

Urbody N. Mylaws Publishing

A Division of Chase T. Belt Party Inc.





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Passer
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Message Posted: Sep 13, 2014 2:37:15 AM

"How A Republican Senate Will Use Cruz Control"

By Rad A. Kools

J. Ale Nonwasps Publishing A Division of

Roundem Up Inc.







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