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docputer

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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2005 12:28:27 PM

Pat him on the back.

Tell him what a nice guy he is.

...or, if you really MUST, kiss his hairy a**!

Just remember: He AIN'T gonna share his bucks OR his broads with you. LOL
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<PAT!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Jul 28, 2014 10:12:22 AM

he has five consecutive days so must be ok
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diva katan
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 12:17:58 AM

Any news for us?
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 7:36:14 PM


Yo.
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 12:32:27 PM

hope your ok hun
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thehat
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 12:22:23 PM

Hope you're feeling better, 'bib!!!!!!!
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 10:37:25 AM


Be well, dh. All these drooling wimmin' depend on you for their "fix." lol
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 10:34:30 AM

hope your ok hun and they find out the cause
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 7:13:31 AM

Off to another doc today. I think I'm a lab rat lol
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 4:38:48 AM

You know you can't think like that. Have to keep a positive outlook for yourself & the fam.
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 17, 2014 7:36:48 AM

Thanks buddy. Feel like I'm waiting on the executioner
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Jul 17, 2014 4:29:04 AM

Hope they find out what's wrong & that it's minor with an easy fix dh!
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 16, 2014 8:03:01 PM

Eeg tomorrow. Checking for brain damage what a few weeks

[Edited by: drunkhabib at 7/16/2014 8:03:33 PM EST]
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deejai
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Message Posted: Jul 16, 2014 6:54:03 PM

It is hell getting old. I am recovering from a bout of shingles! I have been un-well since the beginning of May. I was in the worst pain I have EVER been in. I hope you get well soon DH.
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lucky813
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Message Posted: Jul 16, 2014 9:04:44 AM

Hey DH, hopefully the dr's are hot or at least the nurses are... Never a good thing to be seeing dr's often..
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 10:31:30 PM

Hey lucky. Long time I'm seeing doctors more than women nowadays smh
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lucky813
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 3:55:14 PM

IIIIIII'MMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 10:05:19 AM

Had not been back to work long enough to do much and began having dizzy spells which last week caused three seizures and sent me to the er. Smh they thought it was a stoke in progress but luckily it wasnt. Next week will be spent with neurologist as we try and find the source. They suspect epilepsy. At least I was back in the us.
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diva katan
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Message Posted: Jul 11, 2014 6:52:48 PM

Just popping in to say hi before my vacation begins. Mr. Diva and I are going on a Caribbean cruise tomorrow.
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Message Posted: Jul 4, 2014 9:44:22 AM

enjoy your 4th of july
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 2:01:13 PM


Yo, You!
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 9:22:17 AM

so your getting ready to make some girl scream when the fireworks go off
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 7:28:08 AM

Diva get gatorade.keep his fluids up

Van. I stay horny

Doc gotta keep hitting

HOtties awaiting fireworks so I have fuses to lite
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diva katan
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 12:16:57 AM

My horn dog gets home tomorrow afternoon.
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vandriver2008
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 12:16:10 AM

Gotta love the horny guys!
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 1:33:15 PM


Morgen, Stanley!
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 2, 2014 12:04:43 PM

Fof good to see you dear

Doc you go buddy we will be horn dogs for life lol
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2014 2:10:03 PM


Hey, 'bib. Starting my 81st year today. Still horny. Not bad, huh?

LOL LOL LOL, etc.
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2014 9:45:25 AM

so glad you are back my dear
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2014 12:19:31 AM

Diva its been so lonely ::tears::
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diva katan
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Message Posted: Jun 29, 2014 11:44:22 PM

Very quiet in here again
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jun 23, 2014 6:58:43 PM

Only behavior I am capable of is bad behavior. Lol. Great to be back
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jun 23, 2014 11:29:59 AM


'Morning, 'bib. Behave yourself now.

LOL LOL LOL, etc.
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thehat
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Message Posted: Jun 23, 2014 8:54:04 AM

'bib: Glad to see you're doing better and you're back on the prowl. Welcome back!
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jun 21, 2014 12:23:35 PM

Bout got my strength back up for the HOtties
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jun 20, 2014 10:44:10 AM


Reb, DON'T be using Diva's name in vain! For one thing, her husband is the size of Hulk Hogan, and for another he's not even a very tolerant guy.

LOL LOL LOL, etc.

Hey, 'bib.
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REBELJACK
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Message Posted: Jun 18, 2014 11:41:38 PM

Glad to hear Drunkhabib out of the Boonies, Hell thought them few Diva's gave him a Heart attach along with a stiff totem.
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vandriver2008
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Message Posted: Jun 18, 2014 11:17:31 PM

Welcome home, DH!
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jun 18, 2014 11:09:17 PM

Diva you could help me create a new cottonmouth saga
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diva katan
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Message Posted: Jun 18, 2014 10:25:13 PM

Look who it is!! Glad you have returned to us. No doubt there will be many stories in the near future.
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jun 18, 2014 9:19:31 PM

Lol doc ive sure missed everyone but I did what was necessary and I feel like a new man. Thanks for offering the ladies some assistance but be sure the power of the cottonmouth hath returned
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jun 18, 2014 3:17:35 PM


Hey, 'bib...welcome back. I offered to stand in for you while you were gone, but the only replies I got were insulting, so I told 'em to kiss my grits --- not surprisingly, none of them Yankee wimmin' knew what I meant.

LOL LOL LOL, etc.
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jun 18, 2014 10:13:21 AM

If any french women come on here in the next few years looking for child support I aint been here in years. Lol
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jun 17, 2014 11:35:00 PM

The devil hath returned. Lockup ya daughters lock up ya wife if u a virgin better run for ya life
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Message Posted: Jun 6, 2014 7:34:54 AM

well at least we know he is alive and well, but for me Paris is not the best city in the world its OK but messy, I do agree the art is great.
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: May 28, 2014 4:25:13 AM

Any updates Carol?
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docputer
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 10:51:54 PM


Tsk! Tsk! Isn't that terrible? Poor guy had to go to Gay Paree to recuperate!

What a shame!

Tell him to come on down for a few days at the Mexican Riviera when he gets back.

LOL LOL LOL, etc.
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diva katan
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 9:09:13 PM

Thank you, Carol. We all were very concerned.
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vandriver2008
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:00:32 PM

Thanks for keeping us informed, Carol.
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2014 5:59:36 AM

Thanks for the update Carol! Hope your sister is doing better.
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2014 10:22:24 PM

My sister became ill and I have been out of state helping her but I will give Thomas a piece of my mind when I return. He was supposed to be handling this and posting. Seems he has only posted prices. To give a quick summary, The Boss simply would not follow orders and Mrs. Boss decided the only way to get him to slow down was to get him out of the country and away from business. There is only one place in this world that man can't resist because of his love of art. Paris!

That is where he and Mrs. Boss decided to go for a few months. I have heard from him as he strolled through the Rodin Museum, frequented the louvre, enjoyed the musee de orsay and enjoyed Monet's home and exhibit. Im sure he will have tales to tell and sights to share when he returns.

Yes, he has been at the Hustler Club near the Champs Elysses im sure.

I will be back to work on Monday and hope I will have a message concerning when he will return. He loves Paris in spring but this was his first winter there.
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