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Author Topic: Right HERE --- it's the official "PUCKER UP FOR DRUNK HABIB" thread! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Back to Topics
docputer
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2005 12:28:27 PM

Pat him on the back.

Tell him what a nice guy he is.

...or, if you really MUST, kiss his hairy a**!

Just remember: He AIN'T gonna share his bucks OR his broads with you. LOL
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<PAT!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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docputer
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Message Posted: Feb 16, 2015 6:26:25 AM


'Bib, after my heart attack and three weeks in horse pistols, I called my doctor and asked him if if I'm healthy enough for sex.

He said, "Why, you crazy old bastard, you died three times...what do you think?"

I said, "Just answer the question, please....I've got my wife worn down from "Not even a cat's chance!" to "When Hell freezes over!" and the weatherguessers are predicting that AlBore will be singing soprano by Wednesday.
geezer
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Message Posted: Feb 5, 2015 4:52:44 PM

Hey DH, are you ever comin' back to the 'ol geezers' clubhouse for at least a quick visit?
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jan 21, 2015 7:50:42 PM

Rebel I'm always on the HOtties

Db!!!!!good to see u my friend. Things are much better health back lost my brother and father in law but things are looking better. How is the boss and Lil boss

It's HOttie time
dbgindy
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Message Posted: Jan 20, 2015 4:40:25 AM

Hope you & the family are doing well dh!
REBELJACK
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Message Posted: Jan 19, 2015 2:18:09 AM

Sure miss getting some Dixie girls for a while. I'm still humping down on the shine. Will DH, Are ya still chasing the Dixies or Grannies Butterflies?
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jan 18, 2015 10:39:15 PM

A great day to fill the HOtties with the spirit
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jan 16, 2015 5:30:36 PM

Fof I'm back to my abnormal self lol

Diva, come sit on my lap and let's discuss how to get rid of that lonely feeling. Cottonmouth style lol

Its a great day to be a bad guy
diva katana
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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 9:35:18 PM

It's been lonely without you, DH.
FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 9:49:52 AM

glad to see your back to your old self hun
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 8:36:31 AM

Van is lovely as usual

Sadly doc may be right psycho. Lol. Good to see u
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jan 15, 2015 8:35:08 AM

Sure will doc and best of luck. I gotta check out the psycho lol
docputer
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 2:50:41 PM


Hey, dh.

Dunno if you noticed, but Psycho Psyd is just about as butt-ugly as Bone is....didja' noice that?

LOL LOL LOL, etc.

I be going for bariatric surgery on February 4, so if you do anything besides you-know-what --- like maybe praying, put in a good word for me sometime. Every little bit helps, they say.
.
vandriver2008
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 11:54:55 AM

Hi, DH.
Psycho Sid
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 9:56:41 AM

Habib, what's shakin' down on the Piedmont Plateau?

This is Bonehomid undercover...because Doc and geezer do not like Bone!

lol and "go figger"...later Big Daddy..

[Edited by: Psycho Sid at 1/14/2015 9:58:23 AM EST]
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jan 14, 2015 9:27:57 AM

It's HOttie time
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jan 13, 2015 10:05:26 AM

Hola doc
docputer
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Message Posted: Jan 12, 2015 8:09:58 AM


'Mornin'.
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jan 10, 2015 5:38:30 PM

One of the cottonmouths biggest fans gonna be cheerleading in Seattle later.
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jan 8, 2015 10:56:30 PM

The cottonmouth patiently waits for valentine's day like a panther in the jungle
docputer
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Message Posted: Jan 1, 2015 1:04:36 AM


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY NEW YEAR!

My New Year's Resolution is to get laid just ONE MORE TIME BEFORE I DIE!

Now looking for volunteers!

LOL LOL LOL, etc.
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Dec 27, 2014 1:19:34 PM

You should be lol
diva katana
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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2014 7:29:26 PM

DH, I'm almost afraid to ask.
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2014 8:45:38 AM

What a Christmas.....whew
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Dec 22, 2014 1:09:36 PM

Almost ho ho ho time
docputer
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Message Posted: Dec 4, 2014 5:53:10 PM


....unless he's my age and desperate.

Then he just says:

"ho?"
ItsMorph
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Message Posted: Dec 4, 2014 4:44:12 PM

diva, as Santa says every time: HO HO HOOOOOOO!
diva katana
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Message Posted: Dec 4, 2014 4:32:01 PM

You're going to be naughty or nice?
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Dec 4, 2014 8:04:16 AM

Gotta get my bad boy ways back again it's Santa time lol
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Dec 3, 2014 5:20:18 PM

Back at cha my friend
docputer
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Message Posted: Dec 2, 2014 11:52:58 AM


Well, I do wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS and a problem-free New Year!
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Dec 1, 2014 6:05:31 PM

Just part of life doc. Think my bad luck should be over now
docputer
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 12:22:58 AM


For sure...and tragedies always seem to come in threes... sure sorry you've had to endure all that. Hang in!
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 8:49:54 PM

Doc lol
Been busy with family. Lost my brother my father in law and then sis went to sleep at the wheel and wrecked terribly but survived. Life does seem to test our inner strength at times
docputer
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 9:11:26 PM


'Bib, whatchoo need to do is quit all that whorin' around and take care of yo'sef':

Eat right, sleep a lot, rest, exercise, rest, exercise, take pills, etc.

Will that help you live to be 100?

Nope....but it'll SEEM LIKE IT!

LOL LOL LOL, etc.
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 10:21:57 AM

Finally the doctor says I'm fit again. Never do I want to deal with this again.
diva katana
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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 10:32:17 PM

With age comes wisdom
vandriver2008
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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 12:11:38 AM

I'm not getting older, I am getting better!
m6gm
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Message Posted: Sep 14, 2014 5:30:47 PM

The only bad thing about getting old is that I see all this hot young ass I KNOW I could have had if it was around when I was younger.
docputer
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Message Posted: Sep 14, 2014 2:03:43 PM


.....like a turbocharged HOOVER!

LOL LOL LOL, etc.

How you, 'bib?
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Sep 14, 2014 1:04:27 PM

Getting old sucks lol
vandriver2008
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Message Posted: Aug 28, 2014 6:39:01 PM

Hello, DH!
FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 11:47:53 AM

im enjoying the new 2 person shower with the 8 jets and rain head whoot
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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 10:27:22 PM

I'm suffering from trying to work 3 jobs. It will be this way for the next 7 weeks. After that, I'll be down to just 2 jobs.
Gotta help Princess Katana pay for college.
docputer
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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 6:15:11 PM


<<<PAT!>>>
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 4:42:00 PM

I'm suffering from HOttie withdrawal but I'm bout to fix that lol
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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 2:11:39 PM

oh no im sure you will get it sorted out soon
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 9:24:42 AM

I don't know what is worse. Being sick or trying to fix this mess at work caused by my absence
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Message Posted: Aug 11, 2014 9:50:31 AM

oh my goodness doc that is too funny
docputer
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Message Posted: Aug 7, 2014 10:56:27 AM


FOF, I've actually heard that there are millions of sexy wimmin' and millions of bottles of booze in Hell --- but all of the bottles have holes in 'em and none of the wimmin' do!

LOL LOL LOL, etc.
FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Aug 7, 2014 9:23:29 AM

lol you two are so funny its paradise so there must be
drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Aug 7, 2014 8:50:41 AM

Amen doc!
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