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Author Topic: Right HERE --- it's the official "PUCKER UP FOR DRUNK HABIB" thread! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Back to Topics
docputer

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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2005 12:28:27 PM

Pat him on the back.

Tell him what a nice guy he is.

...or, if you really MUST, kiss his hairy a**!

Just remember: He AIN'T gonna share his bucks OR his broads with you. LOL
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<PAT!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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docputer
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Message Posted: Oct 15, 2014 9:11:26 PM


'Bib, whatchoo need to do is quit all that whorin' around and take care of yo'sef':

Eat right, sleep a lot, rest, exercise, rest, exercise, take pills, etc.

Will that help you live to be 100?

Nope....but it'll SEEM LIKE IT!

LOL LOL LOL, etc.
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Oct 14, 2014 10:21:57 AM

Finally the doctor says I'm fit again. Never do I want to deal with this again.
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diva katana
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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 10:32:17 PM

With age comes wisdom
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vandriver2008
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Message Posted: Sep 15, 2014 12:11:38 AM

I'm not getting older, I am getting better!
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m6gm
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Message Posted: Sep 14, 2014 5:30:47 PM

The only bad thing about getting old is that I see all this hot young ass I KNOW I could have had if it was around when I was younger.
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docputer
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Message Posted: Sep 14, 2014 2:03:43 PM


.....like a turbocharged HOOVER!

LOL LOL LOL, etc.

How you, 'bib?
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Sep 14, 2014 1:04:27 PM

Getting old sucks lol
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vandriver2008
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Message Posted: Aug 28, 2014 6:39:01 PM

Hello, DH!
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 11:47:53 AM

im enjoying the new 2 person shower with the 8 jets and rain head whoot
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diva katana
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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 10:27:22 PM

I'm suffering from trying to work 3 jobs. It will be this way for the next 7 weeks. After that, I'll be down to just 2 jobs.
Gotta help Princess Katana pay for college.
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docputer
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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 6:15:11 PM


<<<PAT!>>>
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 4:42:00 PM

I'm suffering from HOttie withdrawal but I'm bout to fix that lol
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 2:11:39 PM

oh no im sure you will get it sorted out soon
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 9:24:42 AM

I don't know what is worse. Being sick or trying to fix this mess at work caused by my absence
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Aug 11, 2014 9:50:31 AM

oh my goodness doc that is too funny
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docputer
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Message Posted: Aug 7, 2014 10:56:27 AM


FOF, I've actually heard that there are millions of sexy wimmin' and millions of bottles of booze in Hell --- but all of the bottles have holes in 'em and none of the wimmin' do!

LOL LOL LOL, etc.
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Aug 7, 2014 9:23:29 AM

lol you two are so funny its paradise so there must be
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Aug 7, 2014 8:50:41 AM

Amen doc!
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docputer
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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2014 6:08:30 PM


PAT!

Oh, well....when I "pass," I'm going to donate my horniness to some of those sixty-year-olds I know who push one foot slowly along in front of the other while staring into the Anteroom of The Next World, having not even THOUGHT about participating in the Most Wonderful Thing This World Has to Offer at anytime during their previous ten years.

Those doods are hard to believe...and I know several of them!

Oh, Lord, PLEASE let there be _____ in Heaven!
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Aug 5, 2014 11:06:53 AM

glad all is well and you will be fine
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 10:27:00 PM

When I pass I'm donating the cottonmouth to the smithsonian bet it gets more views than the hope diamond
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docputer
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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 6:11:26 PM


Pat!
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 4:23:32 AM

Glad you are in recovery mode sir!
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Aug 4, 2014 1:57:35 AM

Even in my illness the cottonmouth purserviers
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thehat
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Message Posted: Jul 31, 2014 9:04:04 AM

Wow, so you've gone from a snake to a guinea pig, huh? LOL

Get well soon buddy!!!!
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 28, 2014 10:50:16 PM

I'll make a full recovery with no brain damage but I've had enough of tests. They have poked and drained and studied til I'm burnt out. I think they are secretly trying to clone the cottonmouth
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Jul 28, 2014 10:12:22 AM

he has five consecutive days so must be ok
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diva katana
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Message Posted: Jul 24, 2014 12:17:58 AM

Any news for us?
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 7:36:14 PM


Yo.
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 12:32:27 PM

hope your ok hun
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thehat
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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2014 12:22:23 PM

Hope you're feeling better, 'bib!!!!!!!
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 10:37:25 AM


Be well, dh. All these drooling wimmin' depend on you for their "fix." lol
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Jul 21, 2014 10:34:30 AM

hope your ok hun and they find out the cause
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 7:13:31 AM

Off to another doc today. I think I'm a lab rat lol
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Jul 18, 2014 4:38:48 AM

You know you can't think like that. Have to keep a positive outlook for yourself & the fam.
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 17, 2014 7:36:48 AM

Thanks buddy. Feel like I'm waiting on the executioner
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dbgindy
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Message Posted: Jul 17, 2014 4:29:04 AM

Hope they find out what's wrong & that it's minor with an easy fix dh!
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 16, 2014 8:03:01 PM

Eeg tomorrow. Checking for brain damage what a few weeks

[Edited by: drunkhabib at 7/16/2014 8:03:33 PM EST]
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deejai
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Message Posted: Jul 16, 2014 6:54:03 PM

It is hell getting old. I am recovering from a bout of shingles! I have been un-well since the beginning of May. I was in the worst pain I have EVER been in. I hope you get well soon DH.
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lucky813
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Message Posted: Jul 16, 2014 9:04:44 AM

Hey DH, hopefully the dr's are hot or at least the nurses are... Never a good thing to be seeing dr's often..
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 10:31:30 PM

Hey lucky. Long time I'm seeing doctors more than women nowadays smh
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Message Posted: Jul 15, 2014 3:55:14 PM

IIIIIII'MMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 13, 2014 10:05:19 AM

Had not been back to work long enough to do much and began having dizzy spells which last week caused three seizures and sent me to the er. Smh they thought it was a stoke in progress but luckily it wasnt. Next week will be spent with neurologist as we try and find the source. They suspect epilepsy. At least I was back in the us.
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diva katana
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Message Posted: Jul 11, 2014 6:52:48 PM

Just popping in to say hi before my vacation begins. Mr. Diva and I are going on a Caribbean cruise tomorrow.
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Message Posted: Jul 4, 2014 9:44:22 AM

enjoy your 4th of july
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docputer
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 2:01:13 PM


Yo, You!
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FULL OF FUN
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 9:22:17 AM

so your getting ready to make some girl scream when the fireworks go off
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drunkhabib
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 7:28:08 AM

Diva get gatorade.keep his fluids up

Van. I stay horny

Doc gotta keep hitting

HOtties awaiting fireworks so I have fuses to lite
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diva katana
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 12:16:57 AM

My horn dog gets home tomorrow afternoon.
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vandriver2008
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Message Posted: Jul 3, 2014 12:16:10 AM

Gotta love the horny guys!
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